I Became the Ultimate Parkour Assassin in Stride VR!

hey hey hey buddy come over here buddy you want to be you want to be cool you want to be a super rad dude well check this out you got to learn some hardcore parkour [Applause] yeah my cool guy voice it don't work so good i do sound like a sketchy drug dealer when i do it so maybe i shouldn't do that let's do some hardcore parkour guys let's do it i gotta learn how to run though use the left still i know lady okay there's some lady in the sky yelling at him stick to one i'm walking leave me alone jesus okay we're walking we're doing it like that nerdy kid in middle school that has to run in between classes oh can do a one-handed oh look how strong i am i did it would you shut up skye lady good god leave me alone yeah i don't even need these tutorials man she won't leave me alone i also have a gun i found that earlier where is she tutorial lady show yourself did not think there was going to be a gap there oh jump jump oh okay there we go don't look down actually isn't that bad it's a little bad i do get a little uh vertigo in these games [Music] at difficult moments as well as in combat you can use focus oh it's for difficult moments huh like combat we're doing my taxes ah okay carry the six form b where's four b b really made that dude i am the best hardcore parkourist you've ever seen ah oh we can run wall oh you're woven okay it said just keep running oh yeah oh that's freaking sweet oh god every game in the universe should have while running this game any combat game but the hello kitty's island adventure we're gonna hit all of them ready one shot one kill really snipers oh jesus there's some guy out there shooting me okay we got him yeah ah suck it nerd oh geez that's right punk just what you get from the freshman with old c-top i'm too hardcore for you and your mother the words hurt more than bullets just getting ball turned more feet oh this game has everything so can i wall run into the zip line let's see oh oh oh i'm okay oh the end the zip line like that maybe i should hang down more whoop you try to get me you stupid oh god wall hook boom oh check me out spider top spider tough oh ow okay luckily i don't have a body oh wow i'm doing this right oh no we'll do it professionally now ah i'm the best i'm going to get sued for copyright infringement no we'll stop screwing around now we'll stop screwing around do this for real let me get to the actual game we're going to try and do my best run all right that is my promise to you my fellow americans and the large percentage of people from the philippines that watch my videos jesus really high percentage just like us canada the philippines i guess i don't know how many people are in the philippines but thanks for watching you thought you could sneak up on me with your gun oh little did you know that i invented guns we'll run oh who wants to dance from me tomorrow's prom and i need a partner i hope my dress gets cleaned i spilled a bunch of chunky salsa on it i don't know what my metaphor is anymore why am i climbing work apparently i'm a teenage girl who likes salsa everyone knows that my greatest obstacles in life algebra and this wall yep oh we did it swish tutorial conquered no big deal what are we gonna deal with so we'll eventually have more modes ah but it doesn't right now story endless time arena i can only click on endless you little tease wait think you're better than me huh all right it said that the wall supposed to start chasing me when i go whoop is it is it coming oh god it's coming okay let's go no more skirt around we're out of here yeah yeah oh it's coming i can feel it oh there it goes okay where are those enemies oh help pack oh i see you up there i could fall three times i know that oh god oh that was bad keep keep going oh don't look back don't look back okay easy okay keep running oh that was a pretty sweet move i think i'm just gonna keep my gun out just seems easier i don't even need this health pack but you know i'm just gonna take it because i'm a little fatty and i love lfx this is a very hard game to commentate on because i'm too busy being freaking awesome oh no i dropped you early oh i got screwed okay we're down to one heart oh god the wall coming oh we got plenty of time man what am i even worried about what am i oh wait i have to put the gun down that's right oh oh come on look there it's so hard because sometimes there's a drop off and you don't even know it oh hell i'll take that almost lost that one oh my god oh my watches yelled at me it said workout detected no no no no no hi okay oh god this is my workout today we faced like kings tonight oh i'm gonna have some mochi me and my wife are addicted to the ice cream mochi it's really good oh i see you right there you little punk you little you little turkis you little nerd oh black lion's coming black lines are coming okay we gotta go home no more it's going around oh you shot me are you kidding me reload oh my god i can't believe you got me wait what oh i got to go up this way no no up up you idiot it's a little tougher than like close games because you can't just press a button you have to swing your arms up to jump and that's kind of screwing with my running there we go okay back up to three health we're doing good we're going for the world record probably not hey all right i think we're getting ahead of the end oh i guess not i haven't seen an enemy in a while speaking of the the devil come on give me my gun really bad at grabbing it for some reason we don't need the health back we're good do i even need to shoot him or can i just run right by them oh okay and jump got him oh my god i'm the best man i'm doing shockingly good not the two iron horn but i'm the greatest at everything in the world and if you disagree with me you're a jerk all right let's run a little bit okay or let's not well run a little bit apparently i'm not the greatest of all running oh is this the end what the heck oh no it's getting harder no okay yeah go look easy are you kidding me are you kidding me oh come on okay all run time no you don't oh jeez oh god keep going no gotta keep not jumping off that one no oh we lost it whoo oh man oh dude we got 11 000 high scores 28 000 are you kidding me well there's got to be people that are like cheating right or you can use modifiers yeah 1.2 sweet jesus can i see my friends or something i want to see what wacky scores i know he played this well i'm 2690th somethingneth in the world so suck it ghost different that's a cool name i just want to see if we do the hardest way how far we can get all right this is not going to go well quick there's instant death no health packs so we get hit three times or fall once we're out of here i'm definitely not going to get this far but it will multiply my score by bit hope not today blanco [Music] got him right in this little cankle to make sure that's reloaded tough guy catch phrase what do you think could have been bad i'm going to be commentating less because i actually want to focus on this oh my god right when i said that i almost died a horribly embarrassing death [Music] oh we're getting to the gray area already nice oh i see you there no punk and like that i just doubled my score all right that makes a lot more sense we broke the top two thousand boom suck it nerds all right guys leave a like if you enjoyed oh we'll check our stride uh in october they're getting a new mode so if you guys enjoy it oh we reached medium difficulty uh we'll go check out the new mode in october leave a like all that good stuff uh i gotta go find out what wacky chris got hopefully i beat them if i did let's go yell at them [Music] bye [Music] you

Channel: Ctop

Views: 999,384

Rating: 4.9327226 out of 5

Keywords: vr, virtual reality, gaming, video game, vr funny moments, virtual reality funny, stride, stride vr, stride virtual reality, vr parkour, vr freerunning, stride game, stride gameplay, ctop

Id: D281-W1fJ0U

Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020