I Became a Weapon Dealer in Minecraft…

I just opened my own Army store that's right don't worry about it join me in Minecraft jelly center cup for Merch Jenny Luke we've got our own Army store that's right Josh we're gonna be selling guns to people and and more and grenades and yeah and smoke grades what we've got in here we also have camo gear oh look at all these cool guns and stuff so we're leasing this place for a very large sum amount of money and we have to sell all these things to make some money back ain't that right yeah so I think so basically the business look at this it's like a flame for a tank or something oh my God so the way that we're going to be doing this business is people are going to come in with their budget and if you need to Kit them out with their gear that's right they're basically telling us hey we want to buy dangerous weapons and we say how much money you got yeah that's exactly what you said can you go and ask for our first customer wait oh I hope they're coming yeah excuse me stop stop right there back up back up back up we just have to do a quick search on him come on in there okay come on in come on in all right how much money have you got to spend today that's right just throw it out in the air oh a hoe 300 300. dollars not the cash machine that's not the cash machine that's not the cash machine deposit there we go okay so what can we do for 300 Josh Josh we've got to upsell the clientele oh yeah sir 300 is a very large amount of money however if you have five more bucks we'll be able to buy you the best thing ever all right what we're gonna do Jenny is for that for that money we can kick them out in a full gear with a gun right yeah yes okay exactly so you've got a gas mask that's right that's right put that on Sir oh look at that happy happy oh yeah he's still bringing more he's still bringing more look at that and then oh yeah and then over here we're gonna give uh a I think this one that's right look at you 305 dollars sir you must be so happy we must we gotta show them how it works right yeah yeah yeah I'm out here come on out here just aim at a tree and shoot oh oh yeah that's not the interesting bit oh did you uh would you crouch for me right there oh with the gas mask he can release a toxic cloud wait did I just we should we should send those back to the factory because gas must work work the exact opposite oh okay well I hope you're happy with your uh purchase I'll get out of here yeah no refunds no refunds yeah yeah don't kill people yeah it's been a little bit of time since we had our uh next customer maybe I should scream to let everybody know that we're hoping to do that open oh hello hello hey come on come on in no don't come on in wait what body search you can't body search everyone it's it's not just gotta make sure that this person is the right customer all right it seems like you're carrying a grenade welcome welcome all right so our store Works in Majestic ways uh spend all your money wait wait a thousand dollars notice that she had another thousand in her hand when she threw that down now we've actually got a deal today oh if you spend two thousand dollars or two you get oh two thousand dollars worth oh two thousand ah we got it we got him okay good good good that's 50 less and spending four thousand it's truly incredible let's put this in the depositor uh Lady it's your lucky day you just bought yourself a brand new whip lash Whiplash oh you giving them the Jeep yeah yeah the Jeep come here come here get in let's take it actually outside okay all right all right don't get it don't get it don't get it don't get it come here come here come here come here you know you're you're uh your money really got a good deal today just saying hey are you struggling to speak yes okay you've got yourself a rocket launch a rock jelly I mean is this not enough smoke grenade more regular grenades oh my God okay we're going two small grenades away from our shop jelly uh lady here you go two thousand dollars bought you a Jeep and some very beautiful guns okay let's get this out of here I'll put oh my goodness oh my God no no no test it on the tree just cut this but it looks pretty terrible oh yeah now it looks terrible get in the car get in the Jeep and get out of here you've already had your spent yeah you spend way too much time here okay bye-bye you better fix this entire thing before coming back into the shop okay wait why me because you told us to shoot the tree she missed that's not my fault I care about our garden grounds sorted so we can get a new customer in it yes yes boss okay just get inside and call for another customer please all right maybe I should say in another language what do you think go for it open there we go this customer fellow Dutchman I think so anyway because he heard the what okay all right yeah buddy you know the rules oh oh oh oh oh oh oh okay okay but this unfortunately you are only one thousand dollars short of our premium package 1001 actually 1001. if you were to spend four thousand more dollars you could get our VIP package all right right right we will treat you extra nice if you want to give us a tip we'd be happy 20 you've got yourself a lucky day it is magical Tuesday which means Josh yeah for your equipment you get the demon side Doom gear yeah that is very special we only tend to give that out on Tuesdays I mean it happens to be Tuesday but you're also special so um yeah look at these sir these you could have but you're not getting okay because you're dead the minigun okay okay dude he looks sick okay and then to top it all off um I'll be bringing something around the back jelly you take a customer out front okay all right all right follow me oh look at that check this check this out you also get a Tang but you're a minigun yeah show them hit the tree whoa the trees or the tree it's not that it's pretty impressive but you're just gonna Tang whoa you see this is Kaboom okay it's not really got the same range but hypothetically actually you know what go get in and go destroy that Village we'll watch from up here okay well I think that customer is satisfied jelly um or should we say no can you fix the lawn again please all right so I'll be waiting for our next customer okay you finish cleaning up the garage we gotta say open backwards otherwise customers won't come we've got a customer oh wait no no Josh open backwards quick just get in please get in come on Sir wow look at that he's he's wearing the very special necklace we got other customers sorry oh let me solve this one customer at a time please anyway looks like a nice golden chain you've got there I bet it was worth a lot of money right Josh uh yes yes you need to spend a lot of money to defend that chain sir oh let's go to defending that's enough right 21 1000 that is a lot of money but I know of a very special machine that you can buy for 25 000 all you need is literally four thousand more dollars okay that sounds good I'll get the equipment jelly ready as well okay good good good yeah so first of all sir we gotta cover up that golden chains of yours all right Doom outfit yeah we'll give you a very special gun oh whoa I forget we even have stuff oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay to top it off you may choose either the mecca or dirt bike yes which one do you want one no test drive okay that one he wants this one I'll bring it outside for him okay uh here you go check out your man wow was your plasma gone try it on the tree go get out of here buddy don't press X all right we gotta get one more customer before we end the date okay wait how are we gonna say open now just almost closed okay closing hurry up Jenny I think we've done pretty good today don't you think ah Josh we're not millionaires yet oh I know I know how to handle this one jelly okay oh my God I'm a customer what is he wearing customer we have a special deal today very special this awesome some Mech over here but very expensive all you need to pay yes and this is a discount is all of the money you own that's that's a good deal that's a good deal good deal that's a good deal oh let's go oh my God he's dropping all of it handle the finances jelly you've got this okay all right look at this I'm sure there's more where that came from Sir just don't mind me I just need to suit the thing up I think Josh let me just make sure this is all functioning properly I don't know how much money this is 163 000 functioning properly that's a good amount of money sir oh look at that jelly stop this is the beautiful thing you might have just bought Jenny you did about customer you know what Jenny I'm done with this I don't want to one thrower tank that's already even cooler I don't care I'm gonna go live in the village where everyone's houses get destroyed because I prefer that okay bye-bye okay good luck up there thanks for watching we're gonna watch another video do it now because this video is actually ending um

Channel: Jelly

Views: 532,390

Keywords: kid friendly, minecraft, army store, funny, jelly, roleplay, mod, minecraft mods, game, gaming, I Became a Black Arms Dealer in Minecraft…

Id: tvb-sX1-nbE

Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 07 2022