I Asked YouTubers to Cook Them Dinner in THEIR Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay Jamie Oliver Guy Fieri no one can hold a candle to him it's chippo crimes having mastered Cutlery school at just eight years old I did go to Cutlery School culinary he swiftly moved into a career in the fast food business in 2022 he took the World by storm and has come down with me series with a generational performance I've done this wrong can I now out of video ideas he returns to the cooking landscape once again to prove himself a worthy successor to the greatest of all time so join me chipper crimes as I embark on a culinary Conquest to cook in the kitchen of any poor victim I mean YouTuber that lets me into their home no I don't want to be the guy that leaks YouTubers addresses so I can't just turn up on a win so let's give some a call first of all we're also sure I'm sure we'll answer right okay well sure he's not ignoring me on purpose all right we're gonna give Chris a go hello Christopher are you in right now I am yes yes okay can I nip round for just a second would that be okay well the ambiguity is terrifying no I just uh just a small thing it's a small thing there will be a camera crew but don't ask anything of it and thank you I'll you know what I'll see you in a minute here we go this is definitely Chris's house foreign race next year you can't keep coming here well I brought crew with me well I was gonna ask you if I could cook your lunch oh thank you thank you sir why have these lot turned up then why what this is something lovely you've got a bit of two please can I cook your lunch I wanna I wanna cook you lunch right now you've given me a video it's not getting thank you yeah I mean it was a bit weird chip just turning up on the doorstep but I think with that mullet I wouldn't blame his girlfriend for kicking him out Chris you want me to take my shoes off you're such a weird day I got from the trampoline park yeah it's like kids one you're hanging around them all the time I'm quite happy to have a meal cooked for me you know Good Vibes not two great people but you know we take it I was hoping that when you went for the breakup that the message would take the cat right well Chris's kitchen the Holy Grail it's actually very clean you know cat rules you know what's crazy right cats can't read let's check out the fridge first nice [ __ ] on the back of the fridge wall is that a bit of meat glued to the surface the rest of the fridge looks good though we got um a mouthful of milk there's a lot of drinks he's got nothing we can't even make anything here oh okay now we're talking it all the seasoning you could ask for just no food well luckily I've brought you a secret ingredient I know you're a man who loves his breasts and his birds so I brought you some duck breasts hopefully he will cook me up something nice today I've never made duck before can you get salmonella from dark I have absolutely no faith in chips cooking I'm not sure this man has cooked anything other than a steak in his life before this is nice there is absolutely not just one this with a side of pepper so I'll go to the shops but before you Feast your eyes on the incredible ingredients I bought it's time for a word from our sponsor struggling to stay hydrated in high pressure situations it's a tricky one normal water just not doing it for you aerop is a futuristic ball that uses a one-of-a-kind drinking system that flavors water for percent which means playing a war now tastes like Peach on one of my personal favorites Cherry Cola now just like Chris these scent pots are small but they Peck a mighty fine punch as each senpod can flavor to five liters of water now A Night by cooking Arab is actually healthy for you as you won't be ingesting any sugars or additives just water and it's incredibly easy to use all you have to do is open up your eyebrow fill it up with water screw the lid back on place on your scent pod but make sure to pull up your scent pod so it activates and then drink away and remember just like in Europe there's no need to tip so keep yourself hydrated this summer using Arrow get yours now Link in the description we've got to get ingredients I don't know what to pair with dog I have no idea but let's go and whilst I figure out what it is I'm going to make it's time for the Recently heartbroken Hobbit man's flat tour I'm gonna see you there please come on in this is my humble abode uh there was more inhabitants once bedroom very free Bleak I am moving out of here in two months so I haven't bothered um redecorating or anything bathroom I really love a good sport to have a poo because I'm more of like a 30 minute to 45 minute kind of guy you know I sit there and really contemplate so I found a recipe it's probably gonna go incredibly awful Hoisin dog rice and cucumber read it if you haven't Red Rising honestly such good book series I'm reading it again it's like a Sci-Fi about the human race and they've been categorized the Reds who are like the bottom of the hierarchy essentially slave waiting until the human race can get to Mars and then move there it's pretty cool yeah and as he's sort of like you know gets pissed off and everything um really got much to say about this place here sesame oil oh [ __ ] oh God the recipe is going to hit up already oh this is stressful this is stressful went to France once I got this it's like a revolving Globe there's like no motor or anything it's like how does that work right oh it's sesame oil let's go through here you have my office oh thank God I've got rid of the pawn what else do I have in here various Lord of the Ring things I'm such a boring person and as Chris bought my cameraman to death with yet another Lord of the Rings rent I was making a simple shopping trip seemed like ksi's impossible quest to hide his hairline chops garlic it's just very lazy on it so that's probably the right one have a spare bedroom um there's really not that much it's very interesting there that used to be it used to be Shannon's office and then we have another toilet in here I'll get a really strong sewage smell sounds like that Shannon's toilet too okay this isn't in the recipe but it's going to be a little bit of a Chipotle crime L special chopped chilies um what else do I have uh toaster uh if I've really got nothing I need rice it would cook the rice or do I microwave the rice so I microwave the rice this stuff actually like kind of hurts my hands a little bit I kind of get like this rash on the side sometimes which is which is no it's not an STD oh this is my utility room if you can get a tumble dryer oh it's Heavenly stuff I would say are you not worried about shrinking clothes but I suppose that's not really a what with Chris's house still complete I was finally making some progress getting ingredients together which gives us time for five things Chris from D can't live without there's a cup of tea I made earlier so my first thing on the list would be my Kettle now this is actually quite a special Kettle you can set your tea to keep warm 60 degrees 70 degrees 80 degrees 90 degrees or boil so you can actually decide how hot you want your tea which you might be thinking Chris that's the saddest thing you've ever heard but if you want a cup of tea that you can drink like instantly and you don't have to like sip it and just burn your tongue which is actually quite clever so go [ __ ] yourself my second one would be my hair dryer very important utility for those of us with still a strong hairline and I'm mid-20s third would be my cocktail set let's try Coco canoe very good coconut rum some orange juice some strawberry puree and then some grenadine foreign station in the house for us alcoholics number four Lotus Biscoff crunchy spread it has to be the crunchy spread I have three jars of it here sometimes I just sit here and just [ __ ] take scoop pools out of it and just sort of like so good my last item would be my dream headphones because I had a near operation when I was a kid so airpods don't fit in my ears when I run when I go to the gym when I'm trying to block out the intrusive thoughts so really useful multi-purpose wow what a segment I sure hope that I paid for my shopping just watch how to stop without pain so I unloaded my stolen goods into Chris's kitchen and got to work you're about to see a master class in cooking by the way you put a comment come down with me so we're making the hoisin sauce clean blender yeah doesn't matter by the way you have house insurance yes it's never a good way for a sentence to start I have a tendency to start at kitchen buyers are you sure that peanut butter goes into hoisin sauce it just doesn't sound too promising does it well that's good one tablespoon dark brown sugar yeah right here because I'm slightly Brown how much does cucumber do you think you can fit down your throat I swear Scott I can genuinely get most of it in there is that a lot I don't know you're cooking yeah [ __ ] it keep the faith I actually don't like garlic so you just go without it maybe nope okay two tablespoons of sesame seed oil we don't need tablespoons by where we're going not this that's oh God don't worry about it how much hot sauce do you want I don't like things that I've said none please don't matter hot sauce no okay so it's had a bit more pour all the ingredients into pre-processor job and then blend it up what's going on there question yep how do I so do you come here often it's funny because it's your home you're always here yeah yeah it's good stuff that looks like [ __ ] don't worry buddy I got this it is more calling me buddy [Laughter] [Music] it's just it's a slow yeah process sometimes you just got old and wingy the bag obviously charcoal to report stir well with low heat until the sauce becomes thick see what if the sauce is already thick is something meant to be happening have you never used another before it's not an oven it's a hard body um this is why you want the calories where did the spoon just go oh God it really is Bleak isn't it this is [ __ ] this can't be right well it's just a sauce right the meat's still good I think I prefer not not being able to hear the conversation from the kitchen what will be your thoughts on Duck and ketchup ketchup no please the sauce is looking better oh wow you know why you Pat it dry so that it gets a better sear because when it's moist contact with the pan isn't as good no sorry it's got a very good reference where I kill you but this is a child from the channel chip is quite friendly with a lot of children so seasonal size with sea salt oh you're not even cooking your own rice Uncle Ben's whoa no that's uh not mine I've got my own come here yep that brought with me pre-cooked no I was just gonna say Uncle Ben's is probably my favorite rice so and that's why that is mine right let's just whack these in and get this bad boy started then shall we oh yeah you love giving Uncle Ben a little grope is there anything happening here it doesn't sound like it oh it's cooking all right I'm super confident in the dog oh God what's happening there you sure yeah I'm sure man the fat is rendering that's looking good we're getting there we're getting there we're getting there buddy honestly don't just take a look that looks honestly tissue just give you a tease huh yeah oh I'm not sure what kind of ooh that was just here in the sides I tell you what I'm really happy without a stop sign I'm really happy with it as long as you're happy I'm happy have you got a meat thermometer no it's kind of cook yes there we go real gangster [ __ ] wipe that in there all four and it's time to get that Rice going don't worry fellas almost at the Finish Line nice place balls like I can put the rice in and flip it what about those you got those ones there you should have read the cat rules oh that's hot this is not gonna work but we'll give it a go no it's gonna be sick I'm gonna look forward to it oh it's hot it's not gonna go around yeah these are like burnt to a crisp so stressing me out I think that's right it's probably not it was looking better no it's dripping no it's dripping everywhere [ __ ] it's employees clean that up because that was just I would never be it's your kitchen but it's mine right now have you got any cleaning products let's get on there it's getting real don't put it back in there just for now it's just I need space I need space [Music] oh there so it's going well it's someone called Gordon Ramsay let me show you a technique that's gonna blow your mind oh my God hey give me the honest buddy there's no way you're not impressed there is some way I think you're quite lucky that the human races develop because natural selection would definitely have killed you off probably right here we go I want to say that's medium oh I actually think I've done an amazing job really look at that look at that look at that that is fantastic we'll have a crisp golden skin and yeah succulent pink flesh we do with the meal finally finished I plated up and set the table as it was time to eat dinner is served my friend come on so ready for this take a look at this wow the Cucumber you will just sorry I couldn't wait I already started yeah I think it's easy if you just bite into the whole thing thanks so suck in cover oh yes of course another Vlog how is it talk to me very delicately cooked I'll say that is it good yeah it's nice really yeah um I do kind of feel like you can cook roadkill slightly nicer but High questions bad enough you just improvise yeah what's a lab being single all right you said improvise because I get the question someone I'm enjoying it yeah I've never really had like a full single period before so I'm just kind of I think I'm quite a sociable person so I do quite like meeting people and no I know some people that hate the idea of first dates and things and I'm just like I I quite like having someone who I can just talk about myself to for two hours and they have to listen you know yeah do you ever ask them about themselves it doesn't come up yeah the fact that you've actually eaten this has really made my day it's actually really good there's a lack of sauce in your cooking and in life we have a small game prepared is that because it's me I'm five foot five it's not a hype based game I'm not playing limbo no well you said it was a small game oh sorry my brain doesn't work that quickly I know all right Chris you can eat and drink drink yeah because it's time for say it or shot it oh it's so original yes never been done before we'll start with the same one what footballer did you least enjoy shooting with Alexis Sanchez who is a bit weird quite like a language barrier as well we played a game of rock paper so he was weird because he spoke a different language no but it was in my mouth how many individual girls have you been on a date with this year what's the name whatever shot is there a reason why you're doing a shop it's respectful Shannon to not talk about it that's actually quite nice well done buddy okay and the final one in 2022 how much money did you wear an insult all from YouTube and Brandon what is wrong with you so look I'd love to know but I'm sure the people would too use this opportunity brother I'll be so beautiful you can clip it and put it on hand ah oh you're doing the shop go on you tell me how much you've earned in the last year then I don't know but I'm still in my old address was this tequila yeah or a man like you I must say you're actually a [ __ ] real man I wouldn't mind being one of those girls that you did oh that was horrible congratulations I brought you a gift for allowing me into your home please not be another [ __ ] Lord of the Rings [Applause] oh my God that's sick wow oh the price is still up oh oh how is that so expensive how did that get there oh me and you're gonna have some fun together what me and you are you in there you don't fit on my arm well whilst you get into that oh my God I'm fully just at myself oh why have you done that happy Hanukkah oh wow what a Sunday I thought I had nothing planned for today wow wow if that doesn't get you laid I don't know what one yeah come on well Chris we shall see you later it's been a pleasure hasn't it all right this video will be out soon he's just very upper shop the cleaning don't worry about it don't worry about [Music]

Channel: TheBurntChip

Views: 1,771,413

Keywords: Theburntchip, ChrisMD

Id: _t0T8rOMNz8

Length: 17min 37sec (1057 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 14 2023