I AM JEDI GOAT. (Goat Simulator 3)

hello I'm a goat and today I'm gonna become a Jedi in Goat Simulator 3 not in real life I wished it happened in real life but yeah a ton of you on Tick Tock and Instagram and everything have tagged me on how to get a lightsaber in this game so dude I'm gonna do it what's going on over here do you guys know what personal space is no okay okay I hear a goat trophy but I don't see the goat trophy yeah for me that's cute it's probably on the slide or something I played a video game before look at that look at that I'm a genius golden shoes thank you all right let's go get this lightsaber so the lightsaber I believe is around this area we have to go to the something Cemetery so let's set a waypoint and be on our way I'm going down this water slide first and foremost here we go okay all in a day's work okay it's like 400 415 meters away so I need a car anyone got hey look a car how you doing car all right wow this is a faster vehicle watch out everybody I got a lightsaber to get it's a dead end okay so far so good why is there's a walking banana you know I won't ask questions how's it going neighbor doing good good okay flip the car I think it's time to ditch this thing you know oh gosh things are getting spooky getting spooky real quick okay uh lightsaber hello okay so I believe we gotta like go to a bell tower are there bells up there that's a butt butt Tower oh another goat trophy would you look at me okay hopefully we can get inside this thing is this is this open no okay good I see things that you can climb there we go dude please be bills Bells yes yes indeed use Force to play a March I know exactly what that means we gotta play the Star Wars theme song dude you know like we gotta do we gotta do that so what are these Okay so here we go that's what I'm talking about dude oh my gosh first try dark side of the tune I'm so hyped okay where where was that was that over here I'll just grind this power line over here there we go smooth as butter butter that guy's just tapping his foot okay ignore the last five seconds dude it's time we're getting this lightsaber I got it pride saver 2.0 how do I turn it on oh dude I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm falling oh no why am I falling hello oh my gosh this is nuts okay so when you head butt people with the lightsaber they go flying okay I'll turn this off for now just kidding I'm not turning it off ever they're all terrified of me why is the karma oh they're taking the car I don't blame him honestly wow that is the worst driver I've ever seen you're honking at a brick wall oh my wait does the lightsaber make them yes okay how about we uh we do this Quest shall we pay respects oh my God dude pay respects to the Fallen zero out of three respects paid okay how how do I how do I do it am I grave oh no not like that that is not how you do it uh there's a cross oh press R to pay respects oh boy you're welcome you're welcome he just he just clapped and said thank you I hope I do that when I'm dead all right we gotta find two more dude I just knocked that guy into his grave okay rip in peace okay oh here's another one move it or lose a pal I'm paying respects there we go that guy just kicked a flower so far dude I didn't even do anything you gotta stop running at me dude all right uh watch it one more there there's one more over here I'm assuming it's probably oh here it is here we go nice rip in peace they're all running they are oh we unlocked the funeral home oh gosh can I oh I can okay that does not pass through the ghosts the ghosts are solid what is that meter what is the meter on top of this building hey man get out of here oh my we're in a CrossFit gym okay motivate people to run okay I got a headband everybody get on the treadmills where'd my where'd my lightsaber go I want My lightsaber here we go get on the treadmills guys I can't get on them okay maybe I should put them on the treadmills here we go okay now you get right get right there no there we go look how happy he is he's so stoked all right we need more people hey did I kill everyone no okay hey you're coming with me come here oh gosh they're they're like stuck to me all right hey you gotta work out you gotta work out I'm sorry I don't make the rules the video game does there we go two happy people all right we need uh two more can I get a ghost force a ghost to work out where's the ghost I need a ghost where'd all the ghosts go ah here's a ghost a very alive ghost you're coming with me yeah I'm here I know you want come on you might be dead but you can still get fit all right get right there you go completed an instinct heck yes all right one more person or ghost either one hello how you doing uh nah you look pretty fit we need like someone else this guy's cardio sucks there you go dude the power of cardio compels you dude what is this game oh my gosh what'd we get we gotta we got that car for some reason all right uh that was CrossFit we we did it all right where's my new car did someone just take it you guys are the worst drivers on Earth I'm just saying what is this shoot energy drinks what in the world is going on all right I got I got my Red Bull car honestly I wish Red Bull cars did this oh goodness we're just destroying environments here got another uh go trophy though heck yeah oh I should turn this off getting in the car I don't want to break it dude this is kind of a sick looking car who wants an energy drink do you guys want do you guys want energy drinks wow these things really it's hard to they hit people all right just walk in my line of sight the trajectory is different every single time oh I'm gonna hit this dude it's different every single time I can't I just want to hit one person that's it it goes oh my gosh what you oh I Luis Shaw Anderson get out of here oh no I don't want to write I want to hijack there we go thank you I'm gonna hit them with the Red Bull maybe come on you're so close oh my gosh yes I did it I did it guys don't worry okay uh next Quest that guy's just kicking everything he just kicked my car over what are you doing okay I think next I'm gonna go to this goat tower that I haven't unlocked yet oh I will actually punch you get out of here Kofi Cyrus all right so it is really far away it is 700 meters away but luckily if I keep on running over these poles I'll get there in no time hmm okay well we can't make it over this curb apparently get out of the car hmm how should I get up there how about by grinding these power lines with my lightsaber hello oh God I'm sorry dude they were just enjoying their vacation ruin their camera go trophy dude we are getting the trophies today you know there we go I missed it I I am in a waterfall I'm in a waterfall I'm under a rock there we go got it Tree Huggers I found tree huggers oh my what what what just happened get those stinking hippies off of these poor trees okay where are the rest of them guys have you seen hippies hugging trees anywhere Mountain dude Sawmill oh my gosh that was a good game hey don't kill the trees we like we like them don't do it Tree Huggers hello dude I've only seen one why does that woman have gigantic feet oh she's on fire oh she's on fire help okay well Fire doesn't hurt or nothing hurts her nothing hurts her she's Invincible she is just going on about her day just walking into my lightsaber okay okay well I can't find any more Tree Huggers so I'm just gonna go to the goat Tower I'm sure we'll find him eventually what's up guys you gotta leave you gotta get out of here a Sith goat is coming through oh I found a tree hugger plane whoa what's up I am wiser hey no hard feelings man I didn't okay oh this is a volcano I see uh all right how do I get up here ah okay I'm making I'm making progress don't worry guys I'm making progress hey here's another guy they're not on trees but uh there they go is he okay he's fine just got him a new spot in the sun you know I don't know where they have to do this oh my gosh we got we made it we made it to the goat Tower synchronize oh look at that oh here I am at the cutscene oh jumping around the cutscene it was awesome fantastic [Music] dude this is this is quite the place I just unlocked you know we got so many activities to do that was another episode of goat simulator I'm a Sith Lord I hope you guys enjoyed this video uh that was that was a ton of fun and I liked it if you guys liked it too give it a thumbs up hit the Subscribe button click the notification Bell to never miss an upload I have another Channel you can check out by clicking that card right there and a store at samtaperstore.com that's all I got is I didn't mean I didn't mean to do that okay bye [Music]

Channel: Sam Tabor Gaming

Views: 478,158

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Id: 09Z13WEauk8

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 22 2023