- Oh boy, Tomato! Salty Springs, what a quaint and friendly neighborhood. (gunshots bang) - Even the safest neighborhood is a death sentence when
I'm paired up with you. - Relax, potato I'm gonna
go harvest some 'mats' to build our house even
nicer than these ones. - Did you just call me "potato"? - One wood, two wood, three wood, four! A dragon! Tomato get over here! - That is one ugly-ass dog. - He's a magical dragon, you know what they say about magical dragons? - That they don't exist? - They bring good luck,
this dragon could be our key to winning the battle royale. - Your key to victory just
char-boiled your face. - The best loot is always in the attic. In fact, I think I can hear a chest now! - Hear it? You don't even have any ears. - There, pickle ears, you happy? Ooh, a chest! - Great, no weapons. As if our odds of dying weren't high enough! - Yes, wood! I can complete my mega fort! - Sure you can, I don't think I've ever even seen you build. - Oh no, superior players! Alright, they're above this building, but they don't know where we are. - Well hey, here's the perfect moment to build your super fort. Unless of course you just talked a big game and can't actually
deliver on your promise. - Tomato, what're you doing? Get in here! - Life makes zero sense. - You know, I think I'm finally
getting the hang of this. Eat my granade! - That was a shield potion, idiot! Well as usual, we're gonna die. Guess I shouldn't be too shocked. - Will you relax! There's a
reason these stupid animals have been extinct for years in real life. (mammoth screaming) Pretty good huh, Tomato? All you need is a little faith. Ain't that right, Scales? Uh oh. - He's gonna burn this
place down to the ground. - [Burger] Come here, little guy! We're facing our problems head on. Now I'm realizing I don't have a weapon. Oh well, we'll cross at that
bridge when we come to it. - Hey dude, that mammoth had a shotgun and this grapple gun, don't worry dude, I'm heading over there too. - That's not a grapple,
that's a harpoon gun. He's still new at this game. - Okay meat-face, time to die! - Oh god, I can't watch! - [Older Dragon] Wait,
son? Son, is that you? It is you, oh how I've missed your face. You know this revelation has triggered something inside of me. Moving on, I am non-violent,
I will never harm another (gun shot) - Thanks for res-ing me. - Hmm, I wonder what that was all about. (uplifting music)
