Huang's World - Taiwan - Part 1/3

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[NOISE] You wanna get high? >> Yeah, definitely. We both wanna get high. Beetlenut binglong is an amphetamine. You get up. It's tingly. I remember the first time I ate chewing tobacco, I drank a half bottle of Stoli, and then puked all over this chick on Family Day at the University of Pittsburgh. So, [INAUDIBLE] I hope this doesn't end the same way. [MUSIC] >> [INAUDIBLE]. >> They lost our tripod so we might have to rent one out here. >> We haven't been an hour and this dude already got jacked. It's not looking good. This dude's doing calisthenics with a strap on. [MUSIC] Okay, George, I will tell you when we see a good one. All right, pull up George. I'm gonna open my door. [SOUND] Hello. Hallelujah, holla back. [FOREIGN]. >> [FOREIGN]. >> [FOREIGN] Yes. The most famous Taiwan marketing retail ship is betel nut beauties all right. Betel nut is a very popular amphetamine and it's like a kind of chewing tobacco but it gets you really up. It's very popular all throughout Asia but Taiwan is famous for beetle nut beauties and I mean, we don't really have a beauty here, this one clearly seen better days, B. So they take rice wine and they put other things like amphetamines that'll get you up, get you excited and, and kinda everybody has their own little mixture. And the trick with the beetle nut is, you got it just like this, bite the top off. You wanna chew it and you wanna spit out the first, right? Just like you cooking, throw out the first. And then you just chew it like chewing tobacco. Kinda just gets you zooming. I try not to do it too much because as you can see George, come here, smile George. See? Before. After. [LAUGH] I'm a kidnapper. Feed her to my mattress. Thank you. [FOREIGN] Bye bye. [SOUND] Wait, didn't we already cop from this, shorty? [MUSIC] Oh, watch out, be careful, be careful. They will run you over, B. This is one of many night markets in Taiwan. But Shilin is definitely the most famous. Yo, this is the always imitated, never duplicated Hot Star large fried chicken, all right? You'll see they put a little seasoning on here. There's chili powder, there's a little five-spice, salt and sugar. Here we go. Listen, listen to this sound. It's like rice crispies. Super crispy and the real juicy, bursting with juice, and then that seasoning. You just smell it. It's crazy. Hot Star. So this is a sausage stuffed with sticky rice, sometimes they'll put shiitake mushrooms, some shallots, and he's wiping it with like a sweet soy, then he just came with some pickled radish over there. Then there's some more pickled that we had earlier today. [SOUND] Excuse me. Cucumber shredded, and then a Taiwanese red sausage. Sausage in a sausage. It's like eating a sausage, with a sticky rice condom on it. And you enjoy it a lot more than you would think. [NOISE]. >> Penis. Penis. >> Ice. >> Ice? >> Penis ice. Penis ice. Do you like to put it in your mouth? [LAUGH] I'd say top five most popular Taiwanese night market food is, this is called a [FOREIGN]. They use the funkiness of the bamboo, the essence of the pork, some shiitake mushrooms, some shallots. And they'll make like a, a ground mixture, a ground meat mixture in that big mixing bowl is the starch mixture, then they'll put the filling in, once it's filled it's shaped. Once it's shaped it goes here, and steamed. Then topped with the sauce over there, sometimes people do a little sweet chili too. The thing about Asian food that always bugs Westerners out, savory foods with a gelatinous texture. This is probably like the boogeyman food to an American and Western palate. But I love this, and it's the quintessential Taiwanese flavor. Yo. Mega pause. [SOUND] Giant waffle dildos. You can give to your friends, and you can scare your friends, and you can take it to the party and you will be the focus of the party because you brought a box, a $10 box of penis waffles. What better present, to like a baby shower. Hey, ma. Looks really good. We've got the Plaxico Burress here. We got the Dhani Jones. We got the Victor Cruz. We got the Lawrence Tynes. Got the Eli Manning. Yo, look at shorty here. How could you get yourself caught wide open like this? Who volunteers themselves for these photos? Oh my god. This is the Lexington Steel chocolate crazy, crispy dills. Oh my god. [LAUGH] I'm not eating this cuz you have to lick this >> Those are. >> You would have to suck this. >> Ice dicks. >> Kyle. No. [LAUGH] Stop playing. [LAUGH] >> No, no, no, no, no. >> [LAUGH]. Oh! >> David, look, look, check it out, check it out. There's nuts in the nuts. >> I can't do it, dude. >> You can't do it? >> I can't. >> You can't? >> My grandpa would be so disappointed. Who is this? Who is this? [LAUGH] You put it in your mouth! >> No thank you. >> Got the handcuffs on you. Alcatraz. Here. Hey, up, frozen dills down [LAUGH]. Only in Taiwan will you find a penis waffle stand with the tag line a piece of gayke. I don't know what else to say about Taiwan. I don't know what else to say about the night market. I think this dick in a box says it all. Fresh off the boat. One chain. Two dills. I'm Eddie Wall. We out. What just happened, B? Why is everybody looking at me? Is there some shit on my face? So yo, it's like, after midnight. You're wasted, you just came out of the club, you didn't catch any tang, so where would you and your homies go? Not the bar, not nobody's crib to do some blow, we at the hottest spot in fucking Taiwan. 24 hour mother fucking shrimp city, B. Let's go. [MUSIC] You got a little wack a mole, jig pub, you've got some hot shot. Peep came over here. Grab a beer. Go shrimping. All right? This could be like the Soho House, except, instead of shorties in the pool, you've got scrimps. Got him. It was the one armed man. >> [FOREIGN]. >> Oh man. Oh. Dude, that shrimp squirted me. Like in the world of sport fishing, this is like shrimp hookers. You pay to play. There's no gain. You put your fucking dick in the water, you catch scrimps. Chef, how many more minutes? >> I don't know what you're saying. >> Chef says we could eat it. I'm just curious if this is a good look to be eating shrimp out of that pool. It's kind of like the bass that I used to catch in golf course ponds. Ooh, look at that. [MUSIC] So you look around at this fucking 24 hour strip club. A lot of long faces, couple of SARs masks, a lot of single dudes. There's one shorty. [LAUGH] This has gotta be one of the most depressing places to spend an evening. When we're not here, people probably put their feet in this shit. It smells like a hot spring. I have no idea what's, this water is motherfucking green, and there's no vegetation. You really probably should not be eating these shrimps. [LAUGH] I feel like this is for show and for sport. But then there's not much sport to it, either. And on that note, we mother fuckin' out. Fresh off the boat with Eddie Huang Taiwan. Peace. >> On the next episode of Fresh Off the Boat. [MUSIC]
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Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)
Published: Tue Oct 21 2014
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