How We Destroyed Christmas - Arma 3

[Music] left [Music] [Music] oh this might kill you quail who cares taco what are you doing they're they're going to atlanta's life i saw none yet you walked in you shot an onion i don't know what that means armor do you want to take point we've been out running [Music] you need a doctor at4 up one of the other btr's got killed by something [Applause] uh hey i got the red man in here oh yeah well that's a long story why do you why do you look like a b-list movie actor shut up man immediately to our building santa what are you doing why are you moving around like a demon oh lord what happened to santa [Music] the [ __ ] naughty list what do you expect with like a bicycle please yeah just for you you need to open your mouth boys i want the lego tiananmen square lego set [Laughter] i know you broom all right go get it hey hey santa is that was that an explosive george don't worry about it what what is what uh it might be best for you guys to split oh god this is kind of a rough sleigh have you seen my reindeer you mean those inhumane abominations wearing stack skulls and that's my squad already stop seeing the future do you think we can get a new btr for christmas hey [ __ ] [Music] uh oh no oh the working working hands of many chinese children though santa you can't talk about that you use forced labor in your workshops all the time you're going to give a [ __ ] about what you think you want your body or whatever are you going to probably leave it there i'm all your [ __ ] calm [ __ ] i hear everything let me is face down in a pile of blood all right you're all still oh [Applause] santa it's one of your reindeer santa executing the green yeah we've just had another squad coming to contact so be careful when you're coming in oh there's a guy enemy friend let's get up and get santa set up set up at the tower let's go santa stay back [Music] uh oh god i've had this question for a while right like how do you know every good boy and girl on the planet are you like a sorcerer wait are you a warlock from ages past i don't know a little secret this phase between you and me okay the fbi watch if it makes you throwing a bit of sound of the reindeer weed that's fine i'm coming to town i heard your like main thing you love to hear is christmas carols right i will snap your neck and no one will know because i'm a good man have you seen a reindeer before no well now i have what did they eat i didn't realize all the missing children go missing the the more the more you talk the more i'm thinking maybe the russians shot you down for self-defense do they normally talk in like shakespearean riddles oh yeah here's another thing i've always wondered about like the uh the rudolph story did you guys just stop bullying rudolph after the night you saved christmas or was that it was a big every santa you managed to say what are the three words i can't put on youtube santa santa [Applause] someone has entered negotiation with the reindeer and his criminal friends um it looks to be peaceful so far but you might want to hurry up let's go [ __ ] yourself oh [ __ ] hold up d on the ground what's good how are you doing you know rudolph you're [ __ ] right and instead of the sugar on top it's crap oh [ __ ] grandma randall fans here grandma killed dancer oh damn i'm trying to get my way out the naughty list oh here's the here's the deal sally traveler do you have a license um the military base on the hill west of the main terminal in the center of the island um you're going to driver's license for christmas can i have a new can i have a new uh blue suv i've been very creative here flying permits revoked it took me maybe rudolph will come back in spirit it was that fast that killed the juxtaposed took fruit off through the fruit dog don't have one please i'm immortal unlike you [ __ ] holiday i'm not a demon [Music] we're good santa we're good santa he wants morphine for chris he's coming get him get him santa look look at all the good boys and ignis fighting for you right now friendly or not that is not we're gonna ramp that tank we're trying harder i have a critical mission from santa we need the beeline all the way into the middle do not stop until we're inside we have too many australians in this car the ratios are balanced where are they all australians there he goes there goes santa oh my god i'm dying oh my god you didn't kill it there's no raptor [Music] did that kill anyone are you okay bourbon wait no it it oh corbin boyfriend's bleeding out of the ground [Music] hmm [Music]

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Id: LZrpRba3268

Length: 14min 56sec (896 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020