How to Summon Bill Cipher! | Gravity Falls

[Music] hi so dipper here um I've got a lot of comments on my videos about how to summon bill cipher and I just thought that uh what it what you got here no I decide to go back uh well I was just telling the camera here what a terrible idea it is to summon bill cipher why are you even trying to summon the bill cipher because everybody's asking and I just want them to stop I think it's a terrible idea we've had so many bad experiences with bill cipher I just like one pine tree pine tree pine tree when will you learn doing here you summoned me no we did it yeah you did oh I'm entering my little brother time video are there people that can they hear me can they see me no bill yes so since these two lovely human flesh bags summoned me today I'm gonna show you lovely viewers at home how you can summon this video you tell all your dreams come true there has to be a way we can get back okay so fast Pinetree I've had my eye on you since the beginning and I'm not letting you go that easily what you doing kiddo no your mom come on ouch this might hurt my feeble little human body I already told you pine tree you can't get rid of me I'm here whether you like it or not I have to try them touch me we don't want you here as an accident some image interacts an accident an accident I hear that all the time and then humans like you make the deals and that's why I'm still here I'm not making a deal with you so I prefer you to just leave not the second not this minute maybe this day I'm not making a deal with you in your stable so you're not needed here sure sure but when the time comes you'll know what to do what's wrong with me what's wrong with you kiddo [Laughter] [Applause] I like this kill us both leave alone Phil yes stop no no yes maybe perhaps no don't touch anything me probably stop her stop while you're ahead maple will kill us both go do you know even better this is exactly why we have to the riedel's and i don't know what to do with them what do we got in here why are you don't don't touch any of it Carol stop those are mine oh the good stuff mine don't matter dippers do not care I'm gonna be straight from the pack what it's our own bacon bill that's disgusting he's looking at me waste money you actually have to burn it or parasites will contaminate your refrigerator oh right just frustrated eh I can't believe we were dumb enough to summon him again after everything look for now we're just gonna have to deal with it but you've done before so you work together we go through ah what's wrong you little it's you you're the cause of all my problems cheer up we could be best buddies three roommates iconic trio that's not happening that's just accept reality what are you even drinking where did you get that from it's the blood of the innocents no it's full punch like I said three pawns it's not blood it's literally just juice how you gonna know the blood of the innocent tastes like pine tree maybe it tastes like fruit punch maybe you've got the blood of the demons coursing through your veins right now then again I guess demons wouldn't be too innocent maybe it's your ancestors I ain't lost track of everything you were saying nothing you say makes sense oh it's just ahead of your time doing kid oh you look so cute with your little ears a little furry slaughter that's okiya oh my god why is he here as a witness day ten of living with Bill it's terrible hey as you can see I have bags under my eyes he doesn't let me sleep pops up beside my bed screaming pine tree I'm tree and he invades my privacy anywhere I go he follows whether that's to the bathroom to pee or to brush my teeth tree or make my food or even just to go hang out with Wendy or something my drinks there the kid Audrey wait he doesn't hate like this I'm not doing anything Spenny buddy home why you normally don't ignore me mom's dream I wish you guys not gonna end well for you she would leave me alone or go a stable home really really really sorry because she doesn't have to deal with Bill old people and ignore me like and I just victories that keep balling is because you keep ignoring me I mean like Allah the only way I can get him to leave me alone as if I ignore him and then he taught you think it's really in our pine tree sometimes you get privacy if I go I'm tree I do and I hide amongst the Lehi trees and besides the trash or sometimes you thought so what you doing kid oh that's cool I think it's called the snapchat the humans use it ooh can I try or is it not gonna work on me comfortable bed pine tree I didn't come lay down to get spooned by two demons I'm not even spooning you but I can well already is no no no stay you've had a hard day relax with your two favorite ciphers you do Mabel can't give him no that was mean Pinetree go away never what's going on with your eyes it's going on with my eyes that one's rotating well I mean I haven't mastered the meat sacks eyes yet I can take them out for you don't I'll do right now no need at all there's always a need to take your eyes out behind the scenes and we have some more behind the scenes [Applause] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Damien Ayato

Views: 960,590

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Length: 11min 24sec (684 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 27 2019