How to be an Instagram Boyfriend ft. Simu Liu

gentlemen brothers boyfriends husbands BFFs we all know why you're here you're here because you take shitty photos and now with your relationships on the line you finally put your pride and ego aside and come for help I don't know my girlfriend says she doesn't care about taking pictures if she says she doesn't care about taking pictures it just means you haven't taken a good one ever yet because everybody likes good pictures of themselves and so I commend you all for deciding to give your partner's what they want and what you so pathetically cannot provide good IG pics now let's begin before even taking out a camera you must first ask yourself what is the primary purpose of the desired photo food environment fashion thirst all of the above pop quiz hey would you mind taking a photo of me sure wrong a good IG bf doesn't need to be asked to take a photo they are always on the lookout for the perfect photo op look for interesting backdrops wall textures depth symmetry see a shot opportunity well how much time do you have to get it are there pedestrians in the background be patient wait for them to pass is a flock of birds flying by what are you waiting for start snapping it's true that it's not about the tool it's about the person using it but that tool better not have a 3G at the end of it if your phone isn't as good as hers ask to swap and if you don't have a mirrorless camera on you why don't you have a mirrorless camera on you pop quiz which frame is best wide medium or close you medium that is so wrong all of them people want options the rule of thirds is a composition it's about the three frame minimum and if there's one thing to take from this class it's never to cut off their feet in a full-body shot the shoes are part of the outfit say it with me shoes are part of the outfit so there are three basic angles hi i level and low high angle slim the face low angles elongate the legs never go hide from far and never go low from close this is so ridiculous why do we need to spend all this time just to take a floor because one day after you've broken up due to your stubbornness she'll find a man who doesn't mind taking photos in fact you don't want to and you'll stumble across her beautiful pictures taken by her new boyfriend I should be smiling in a way that you've never seen before is that what you want today No now anybody else like to whine or can I continue this lesson to save your relationships when shooting in low-light resist the instinct to use the flash instead be on the lookout for neon signs and Christmas lights at this point it's out of your hands as they are the ones who need to deliver the goods however it is still your job to assist in giving them the best chance of success you do you know your girlfriend's favorite side passenger a car you [ __ ] of her face which side is most flattering every say my boyfriend is flattering such a liar everybody has a side see see it's not the same be on the lookout for out-of-place hair strands fix clothing mishaps like a flip collar or a loose strap or a bunch skirt you're not just a photographer you're their entire hair makeup and wardrobe team any one of these tiny mistakes can ruin a perfect photo and all the work leading up to it got it good and now for some simulations Jim your girlfriend just ordered a beautiful pasta you're up nope what why what did I do this is a good photo did you not see the mop that was right behind her or the plant that was sticking out of her neck now all you had to do was lean over two inches to avoid both didn't none of you see that you saw me put it there look people people yeah I know I've been hard on you and it's a lot to think about for a simple photo but let's not forget why we're really here this was never about being the best IG bf now it's so much more these photos aren't showing how you've captured them in the world they're showing how they've captured you in yours show them show them how you truly see them how you've always seen them confident radiant and properly exposed [Music] [Music] did you get it yeah [Music] the got it they really got it see this is what I want from you why can't you do this for me I'm trying hmm okay go get okay did we get it yeah is it good okay show me okay that's not good we need to do it again okay hey hey everyone hope you guys like that sketch yeah it's actually an idea that we've had in mind for a long time yeah and it wasn't until recently that we realized man this is actually like really useful information this is even a joke this is like a public service announcement yeah so please send us to whoever needs to hear and we're trying to change lives here basically you actually think about all these things every time you take a photo no but now I will really I'd like literally this entire seven minutes runs through my head every time I'm about to like snap so that's why it takes you so long anyways thanks again for watching if this is your first time here welcome to 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Channel: Wong Fu Productions

Views: 836,076

Rating: 4.9770722 out of 5

Keywords: igbf, ig, boyfriend, husband, bootcamp, class, tutorial, instagram, partner, aesthetic, AA meeting, kims convenience, facebook, social media, influencer, diy, course, college, instruction, teacher, master class, masterclass, photography, jun, Shang chi, Marvel, Shangchi, MCU, Comic con

Id: -x452UcJNVU

Length: 7min 56sec (476 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 19 2019

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[u/sushiegirl96]

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