HOW ROCKSTAR PLANNED THE GTA TRILOGY!

i am mighty all right gentlemen here's the deal i want more money how can y'all make that happen more money we already print millions every second because of grand theft auto 5 online yes but how do we make even more money i got it red dead redemption 2 dlc but but the the undead nightmare you know like like in our first game hey that sounds good yeah and the community's been asking for it for years but it also sounds like effort okay why would we need to do that how do we how do we do that thing where you maximize the profits with as little effort as humanly possible how do we do that i know just who to call [Laughter] hello nintendo yeah it's us at rockstar we were wondering how to make them oh you already oh really that's it no way and they and they still fall for it oh jesus christ okay no no no thank you no thank you all right bye bye i got the blueprint talk to me grand theft auto 3 san andreas and vice city remasters kinda okay make it sixty dollars so they can rationalize it at twenty dollars a game okay and we removed the original trilogy from the store that way the only way they can play these masterpieces is if they buy the definitive edition oh nintendo is such a um it's up here this is how this is how we went right here we can make it nice right show our old stuff and kind of portray it in a more modern area and see how it would look kind of like that mafia definitive edition remaster hey that sounds yeah like a lot of effort again and uh i i hate to be i hate to be that guy who always reiterates things but i must reiterate i don't want to do any effort in fact i don't want to do any effort at all what if instead we updated the visuals and what else and that's it there you go that sounds like not a lot of effort keep talking also we release it this holiday to maximize the units sold holiday of this year we haven't really worked on it that much i mean it's going to be full of bugs and terrible frame rate at launch why don't we just hold it off and release it quarter one of next year or something quarter one with horizon zero dawn two elden ring pokemon arceus and a slew of other games have you lost your goddamn mind yeah what we won't sell anything who's going to buy a gta trilogy remaster when they're just going to be buying new games the game needs more time to cook or it's going to have a terrible launch but it will also make us filthy stinking rich er i mean just think of the pre-orders alone tell me something do you think gta 6 is going to pay for itself i want gta 6 to be the most realistic game we've ever had i want you to be able to step into the strip club and smell the booty sweat from all the strippers ass cracks through your controller why of all things was that your example why not and why say booty sweat and ass crack i mean the booty sweat would already insinuate that it's coming from and i just feel like it's so it really marks a new day in rockstar lineage today marks the day we finally make maximum profit with minimum effort if we're gonna get all this new money man can i at least get a race no i hate this place man oh that's just crazy [Music] you

Channel: Mightykeef

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Keywords: GTA trilogy remaster, GTA trilogy framerate, GTA trilogy bugs, GTA trilogy visuals, mightykeef, the keef crew, gaming comedy, console wars, gaming, comedy, gaming skits, gaming sketch, grand theft auto san andreas, grand theft auto vice city, grand theft auto 3

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Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 27 2021