[Music Plays] Whoa! She's cute. Who? The girl in blue. Ugh, dude, the fourteen year old? No! What are you guys talking about? Chris thinks the girl in the blue's cute. That thirty year old? I'm talkin' about the girl who has on the liquid liner. W-What is that? How do you know that? Oh, it's makeup. My sister wears it, like, every day. She's clearly twenty-four, five? Fourty-five. I can't tell anymore. I'm gonna go talk to her to prove to you guys how delusional you are. Alright, just make it quick because Reece's is about to end. [Chuckles] Ask her what her shirt tastes like. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I sit here? I'm sorry, do you mind if I sit here? Um. Yeah. Be my guest. "I'll put your service to the test" "I'll put your service to the test." What? Beauty and the beast? Oh! I've never seen it. My parents always said I was too mature for disney movies. My parents always said I was too mature for disney movies. [Slide Whistle] That's surprising. Yeah, I actually read the fairytale before I even knew there was a movie. [Slide Whistle] No way... I had a weird childhood. Do you always go around quoting lines from disney movies? I-I can't get those movies out of my head. Uh, I am the same way. With boy-bands. [Slide Whistle] Yessss-uhh, me too! Really? Favourite boy-band? On 3. One. Two. Three. Backstreet boooooyyyyy..... / One direction! I named my baby after Liam. [Slide Whistle] Your baby? Yeah, My adorable adopted baby Pomeranian. [Slide Whistle] Oooooohhhhh... kayyyyyy... Oh! I'm actually doing a project now on him for my animal rights course. Do you wanna see? Sure! Ta-da! [Slide Whistle] Wooowwwww! Aaaaaah! I think it's pretty good. I think it's pretty good. 'Cause.. I don't know computers. [Slide Whistle] Oh, Oh, do you want some of my milk? do you want some of my milk? [Slide Whistle] You're drinking milk? You're drinking milk? Yeah, I have a bad calcium deficiency, Which is also why I sometimes have to use this. [Pop] WHAT?! Calcium supplements. Uh-huh. [Slide Whistle] It can get pretty painful sometimes. It can get pretty painful sometimes Like, [Gasp] This year, For my twenty-sixth birthday, I had to be in a backbrace. [Triumphant Fanfare] Thank god! Thank god... For... Your... Fashion sense! you know, because you can...um you'll probably wear whatever, and still make it look good. You can probably wear whatever, and still make it look good. thank you Thank you. [Chuckles] yeah you know what you're working with You know what you're working with. Would you...like to go shopping with me? Would you...like to go shopping with me? [Music Picks Up] YES! I love shopping! Have you been to Sephora lately? They have a new urban decay liquid liner, that would look really good on you [Slide Whistle] Great. let me give you my contact info okay [Riffling through files] Call me Call me. Hey everyone Hey everyone! Hope you guys liked that short. I think a lot of people know Wong Fu productions Because of the sketches that we make, and the videos. But did you guys also know that we have, A clothing brand, and that for many years now, We've been, uhh, selling T-Shirts, Through our Nice Guy designs brand Where we represent nice guys and nice girls out there, With positive messages, like the ones on this shirt. Yeah, so this shirt in particular is really cool, Because it was one of the first slogans, We had for our brand, uhh, Nice Guy. And this, this new design is kinda fresh, And, uhh, it's a nice way to start this, New way of doing things for the T-Shirts. These shirts are gonna be super exclusive and limited. They're only gonna be available in the next ten days, So if you want the shirt, you gotta get it now. After the first ten days, The shirt's gonna be gone forever. Only ten days, Ted?! So we really hope you guys are excited for this new way of sharing designs with you guys. If you are, check out the link at our store before it's too late. Before they're gone forever! Forever-ever?! [Music Fades Out]
The gaydar part was pretty clever
thats not how a rolodex works
When I was in middle school I thought the girl at the Chinese takeout place was super beautiful. I mustered all my courage to ask her out one day. Right before I tried, my mom took me to the side. She saw my plan and broke the news to me that she was in her thirties and had the two kids who were always doing their homework in the corner. That day my dream of marrying into a Chinese food empire was destroyed.
I work in theatre in NYC. I believe every guy I come in contact with at work is gay unless proven otherwise.
Some people say age is just a number..
Prison is just a place
Mine would be: does she have a boyfriend
Being in my late 20s, single and back in college, yea, I have this problem. Is she 18 or 25?
That was really well done. When it dropped to 4 was hilarious
I flirted with a 14 year old thinking she was 20. I was at a party with a bunch of other 20 year olds, so why the hell would someone bring along their kid sister? right? RIGHT?!?