How I won a Speedrunning Competition

can i become a professional speedrunner overnight today we embark on another bros versus pros but with a twist because our bro has become a pro atrioc has joined the ranks of the masters of video games and today he's going to show me the ropes in hitman where i'm going to go up against our friend stanz and his coach link is to see who the better prodigy of the hitman series is i'm about to put you in the dirt [ __ ] oh i think we're ready to [ __ ] go oh god lincoln's okay i'm going to need you i'm going to kill her he's a killer out here oh no he's a born and bred hitman all right let's swap calls okay all right give me their call and spell you later nerds you know i'm gonna put on a disguise like hitman does you should do that oh well i'm not going to shave my head that's little you should shave your head so right now this is the first one it's me versus stance atrioc is guiding me in linkus's guiding stance but here's the fun fact i have the world record holder and stanz has a shitty ass sixth place a loser from sweden bad country that was your social welfare net [ __ ] that's what i've been saying bro imagine having like no school shootings all year the play button i was clicking professionally okay okay oh skip this escape there you go all right now run take a look at the view enjoy the view for a second you're hitting but not a [ __ ] sadist you know i like that yeah true now jump down jump down what no [Laughter] you know what's crazy this is so unrealistic as a skydiver you would not be able to pack your shoot that quickly like it takes one time and you're [ __ ] terrified you're very special no it takes a long time to pack your shoe that's what people don't realize all right now the game is about to begin once you get in here they're going to switch you to a real suit game already kind of began for me i was kind of killing that well you're gonna look fresh as hell you're gonna look fresh to death bro hey guys i'm walking up real oh whoa transition andy can i get a disguise in here yeah we're gonna try and find a guard that's off the beaten path okay see that guard over there this guard right here he's kind of off the beaten should i beat them down the stairs no okay don't feed them [Laughter] they should make a porn sex man he has to [ __ ] every target the developers are watching today so oh this guy seems great can i push him he wrote him dude he turned around around yeah well i'm gonna get this guy this guy's walking away all right just get him when he's alone crouch and grow yeah all right i'll grope you get him get him get him get him oh [ __ ] you you [ __ ] it up no i did it no i got it i got it i got it i got i got you guys take it take it take it take his outfit takes up it oh i snapped his neck take his outfit grab his gun now run he stacked his neck by accident you also punched him in the face instead of corroding him i'm sorry i'm not okay we're trying to get to the top of this building oh god no kill him troop him in the head shoot him in the head uh how do i get my guy h h h h okay take it take his outfit take out it nice nice ludwig okay okay now you have the elite guard oh that was good that was click thinking cooter hits his shots hey how's it going find that body they're going to find that bodybuilding we're going to keep moving oh no he's not he's good he's good okay he's good he's good uh now press control i see him yeah i think you're just gonna pop him in the head bro kill everyone around him right now where are they at chat yeah where they're throwing the grenades from that's where the target is this is honestly really good aim holy [ __ ] at the top of yours go left okay go left and swing around this is going to work on your right there's a vine climb the vine here's your binder vine climb it yeah okay at the top of this press x to go over the wall okay i feel like legend of zelda right now this is going to be sick vault pull up your gun shoot the guy in the head what you got your name and then both all of them that's marcus no that guy heard there turn around on the balcony no no no no no on the balcony behind you mind you oh if you don't have time look up oh he's gone oh i see i see the vision wait let me just replay it let me just replain right now right yeah replaying right now just replay replay this is gonna work are you seeing my shots your shots are nasty your headshots are here which means we can just do this all right turn around headshot oh yeah get this guy guess what you deserve this guy oh no oh oh no stun the wall climb the wall oh god no there's no way down i don't think you're the right one [ __ ] no you're gonna die oh kill him kill him kill him no i gotta reload okay okay okay wait there's a guy next to me i got so i have to go back i have to escape yeah you have to escape you kill me i thought i just killed and then it was like gg and then i guess like jiu-jitsu operated out of the building this is it this is the run i feel it this is the speed run strat you're gonna be goaded i don't know why you walked so far over pop him pop him climb back i think that was the right one oh come on no it's the wrong one what's the [ __ ] right one dude all right all right all right this one for real hey he's never failed it four in a row pop him pop this guy go you're exit that's gotta be it one way go go go hold the vine climb down go down go down slide press please ready to slide come on all right now run around the corner oh they're gonna kill you run run run run down on the door hold g and it fills the circle and you're good oh geez oh they won we should have just maybe gone fast that's all right i gotta run it's a it's a relay i go right now and then then we call it a win for dubai so i'm gonna do exactly what i just told you but without uh getting seen do you hope i get a first try after telling you i don't know if you'll beat 50 though that's the thing it's kind of like the student became the master okay that was sweaty what the [ __ ] now let's get him you [ __ ] relax you circus animal okay let's go yeah we kind of crushed in dubai how is this the strat let's go to the next level just call it a do buy dub and move next um all right so before you guys hit start on death in the family we have to be blindfolded and we're gonna have to figure out everything on the fly all right i'm doing master this time big a no lord needs a challenge all right you can ask me any questions and i right now but cut scenes i'm blindfolded all right you can skip the cutscene well i want the contacts [Laughter] there's going to be two guards in front of a gate and like an old timey um sherlock holmes looking [ __ ] walking up to the gate i want you to [ __ ] blast all through with head shots and take the [ __ ] wait i'm walking through right now there's a guy in a guard in another guard yeah there should be a sherlock holmes guy kill all the guards and the sherlock holmes guys take his disguise there's three guards in sherlock holmes they're all dead i have the disguise okay now you can walk into the building if you have sherlock holmes you can make it inside the mansion and they're gonna want you to solve a murder but you're gonna instead of solving a murder commit a murder [ __ ] don't okay i already know something's going wrong though sorry you hear the game no no uh you know did you kill a [ __ ] gardener yeah you better garden you're lucky this time i'm ditching my gun how do you drop z you have to go drop it in the bush or something and then you can get frisked i just dropped it in the street okay frisk me daddy okay they're going to um frisk me unless i run it i ran in yolo yeah just run in and just yolo it kill the girl and then run all the way upstairs and then try and keep oh she's right in front of me but i don't have my gun out the controls in this game are so crazy nothing makes sense yeah got her she's been drawing really bad okay okay just try and hide or get upstairs that's the goal right now just try and get something out there okay run back run back i can go faster okay what is this i found a record player i'm gonna turn onto the gramophone okay that might pull somebody away it's gonna pull somebody like oh i see a mate i'm killing her excuse me don't kill the maid get mad it causes problems okay the maid's investigating the distraction i'm gonna kill her [Laughter] you're an actual psychopath i don't know where you are but if you're on the second floor if you find a window to the outside go out of it and scale the side of the building you might be able to get to the roof that way say less uh i found a pipe to scale yeah yeah yeah i don't have a gun right now by the way that's gonna be a problem i have newspaper though can you kill with newspaper yeah you can knock out and then honestly that is the bigger lethal weapon in our society these days fake news i'm on the top top roof right now okay when you go into that balcony there should be a gun around like a sniper rifle or like a shotgun or something that's a little convenient i would say yeah there's a giant like gun there's like a [ __ ] shoot the top of the chandelier to make it fall yes she'll walk underneath it you can pop that is she coming i think yeah i think she's coming okay if not i'm gonna this will be hype you need to come did you kill the target hit or not no i'm hiding in a cupboard in the bathroom okay right now is people actually coming over to investigate you yeah they're gonna they're gonna find me oh hunted when she walks underneath it pop it oh i hope you don't pick this up i can't see i don't know exactly where you're walking oh god come on three two oh god oh god okay i have a disguise i'm chill right now okay but have you killed her no the thing is i want her alive that's not true you're a hitman you're one job no no you don't want them alive ludwig okay bad news really bad news atriox i i accidentally dumped a body downstairs uh oh god oh god i bring everybody every guard all right kill them all snap her neck and drop her into a barrel oh god oh i shot too soon that did not sound good ludwig this does not sound good uh can i skateboard oh [ __ ] she lived this [ __ ] is [ __ ] been killed she's an old lady ludwig it's a bullet oh no i did kill i did i killed her i killed it i killed her i killed her how do i get out of here hey can i get out to the way i came in and lost yeah go back up to that top and you can scale back down the side oh wait no i killed everyone oh no one knows you're there well in that case you can still scout on the side oh [ __ ] a maid saw me you have to get to an escape bro or it's going to reset the whole level you have to get through this bro okay this is really bad are you ready yeah she's dead can't see but yeah okay just stay on the third floor still there's something more in either but yeah i'm looping them i'm looping them i'm so sick oh it's a mirror i shot myself in a mirror lucas oh my god trust no one not even yourself i'm outside on a balcony right now and i'm vaulting okay and i'm climbing down some vines is my plan there's a garden who will see me so i'm gonna have to snap his neck it is what it is to do this before this is never done it is done when you kill the titanic it's only they say the job is done no the job is never done okay sorry i'm subduing my guard okay i did hear you choking no no no no no no it was a guard i took his outfit someone saw you oh oh no oh no why did i do this no there was no reason i just heard okay i'm running i'm just gonna run for it i'm so scared right now that you're gonna die i'm so scared i can't see anything there's like a oh these guys i'm actually just killing civilians at this point oh god here bullets oh god i'm one hit i'm 60 meters away 47. freedom run let's go we did it good run baby blindfolded indeed uh i'm pretty sure i only tapped heads this is it it's one one who winner of this one wins okay this is their first target when that dot fills up and it goes red that means that that's one of the assassins okay that's how you're gonna figure out who they are all right i choked his neck i grabbed his earpiece so i had to kill him yeah kill him snap his neck take all his stuff i'm sorry for this hit escape and hit save game because you don't have to do the whole beginning part over and again if you feel oh i hit replay now imagine oh my god good actor can i just walk into the club or at the waiting line uh you cannot just walk in the club without getting frisked do you have a weapon oh that's a bad start that i'm hearing i think load the game did reload the game if you go to the top floor of the biker area there's a sniper oh there are so many people here now oh this is bad i'm pee pee poofing i'm people poofing just poop oh god oh poop i get a different disguise oh god i need a poof yesteryear the problem is one of the hitman is a sniper and he's gonna be after you now i'm turning off the fuse box okay why would that help trust me kill him but try and stand a bit maybe further so no one sees you do the pistol shot if that's possible yep it was possible i did it okay beautiful hey wait right i see a roof is that all right uh yeah but you should be on the roof right no i'm not on the roof okay sounds like you're on the roof oh i think i see it there's a guy leaning on a roof right now next to a graffiti just pop that [ __ ] you might get a kill this would be great if you got him okay okay did you kill him i did he was a non-target good news okay [Laughter] i see a giant [ __ ] crane you see the crane yeah okay under the crane there should be a guy in like a black ski master no under the crane at all i think he walks under the crane occasionally all right you can pop in the head gonna walk underneath unless you have a way of like distracting him you don't have i got him yeah okay okay get get to the exit get to the exit get the exit i think you get it how do i get out i think you can just there's only one exit it's at the front i'm in the club how the [ __ ] do i get out of the club there should be three guards up there one close by one patrolling and then one far away one of those is a target oh okay do i wait for him to tell me or just kill all three now you just kill all three of them got it i got it i got all five okay okay beautiful now you just have to escape oh oh come on come on wait for it let's go one finished oh whatever phenomenal dude just phenomenal i'm out how close was that stan's killed all five we were we was dead close whoo barely clutch it up [Music] you

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Length: 17min 16sec (1036 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 04 2021