Honest Trailers - Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

[Music] he discovered the Lost Ark he conquered a Temple of Doom he defeated an army of evil and now he's looking at a gopher Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull from one of the greatest adventure franchises of all time comes a new installment that will make you wish you were watching The Mummy team-up with Indiana Jones and the kid from Transformers to track down the skull of a stupid alien that should never have been in this movie in the first place with this Spielberg and Lucas take a giant steaming dump on their own legacy by replacing scary Nazis with scary ants mountains with mole hills and Karen Allen with a far less attractive carrot a litter be amazed that the director who built a franchise on amazing practical effects would approve terrible CGI like these fake fighting monkeys this alien this jungle sword fight this lumberjack car not one but three scenes with Gophers sets that look worse than legends of the Hidden Temple bands this shot geez is the same guy that made Jurassic Park 15 years ago prepare to feel old as you witness your favorite childhood hero be constantly reminded that he's now a senior citizen and to reach the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away you know for an old man you ain't bad in the fight crazy old man and discover the truth then Lucas and Spielberg and becomes savvy old geezers their treasure wasn't gold knowledge is their treasure a film so lazy it reuses the same over-the-top sound effect so boring this backstory sounds more interesting he was mi6 when I was an OSS we did 20 30 missions together in Europe in the Pacific so disappointing its best moments are the references to the previous movies [Music] and so cartoonish it shows that a refrigerator will protect you from a nuclear bomb are you kidding me starring Harrison bored Gandalf the bed Vladimir Putin cat blanket et and lucky to be here Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull five years later and I still want a refund make sure to subscribe for more honest trailers and check out last week's episode the Django Unchained action figures are discontinued but we got one and took it to South Central LA five easy payments of 1995 ain't nobody got time for Dad I did not hit her it's not true it supported I did not hit her I did not oh hi mark

Channel: Screen Junkies

Views: 7,971,876

Keywords: Harrison Ford, George Lucas, Indiana Jones, Indy, Shia LaBeouf, Crystal Skull, Aliens, Star Wars, Transformers, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, Raiders of the Lost Ark, whip, snakes, steven spielberg, Russians, honest movie trailers, honest trailer, screenjunkies, screen junkies

Id: IFKu_bwMoYE

Length: 3min 15sec (195 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 22 2013