Honest Trailers | Five Nights at Freddy's

[Music] from indie game developer Scott cofen prove that we all got to start somewhere comes an adaptation of his biggest hit that pulled off the sets animatronics and deep cut references that Define the franchise but forgot to follow one simple rule don't make everything else boring in what feels like more than five nights at Freddy's do you pay rent then you're probably too old to know about FNAF the game equivalent of a Jack In The Box that's either a game about watching screens until monsters pop out or a metag game about grown men screaming until view counts go up but the real reason behind its staying power is the steady drip of dark and twisted lore okay I'll put it this way for the olds imagine pong but after every round they hint that left paddle got molested when you need to make a 6 and 1/2t Bunny look menacing you call 5 1/2t actor Josh Hutchinson he's playing Mike taker of his sister ABS hey abs abs abs abs you ready Mike's your standard dead be dead archetype in brother form I don't care do whatever you want I'm hardly fit to be raising a kid we want ABY okay because he's too busy searching for his other missing sibling by taking pills and hoping the answers come to him in a dream yeah I actually tried that for my four clipped operator test it's not going to work when he's not asleep which is most of the movie Mike's hanging out with this Dr cop MD professor at large can I uh help you officer I'm a certified EMT wow you really didn't do your homework did you as they join forces to protect his sister from a ridiculous over-the-top villain no not Freddy you a wretched rot little beast not him either this degenerate is who they entrust with the well-being of a mentally ill child there she is and Jane an evil caricature who's scheming to take Abby away because um hm Mike's broke so it's not for the child support why would you hire a lawyer in a goon squad to take a kit she doesn't even like maybe she's the Killer maybe she took out Mike's family maybe she's the yellow bunny Abby tried to warn us about I mean obviously not but if we stretch that out for 16 more minutes we got ourselves a film Theory it's just a theory meet the animatronics haunting Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria that shockingly came out looking pretty legit oh that's why controlling these ghost child corpse mascot T duckin is William Aton yet another American business owner trying to automate his Workforce played by fan favorite Matthew Lillard who's completed his quadrilogy of gangly guys obsessed with death together these monsters will terrify your imagination and only your imagination because this PG-13 movie comes pre-censorship but did so well at the box office we're sure to get 100 sequels I always come back and every indie game with an annoying fan base is about to get the big screen treatment no no [Applause] no starring Charles unemployment cheese pilot the Ella Abby or Garrett will have to do it again we have Jennifer Lawrence at home now let's take off this mask and see who you really are why it's old man Lillard don't tell Mike the Babysitter's Dead Aunt I a stinker scare Bear stare Oxy Cotton Tail bird bird bird the bird the turd what does the fox slay and jump scare just kidding jump scare never mind jump scare made you look jump scare got you again jump scare okay I'm done and jump scare nights of the Living Dead [Music] kids it's not just their ghosts that are inside of those machines it's their bodies why would he stuff the bodies into big animal suits instead of just cooking them into the pizzas the children's menu pun is right there I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love it was also the night that the skeletons came to life pizza pizza go in tummy Mis so hungy me so hungy M they're making me say weird again

Channel: Screen Junkies

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Id: 5jNolXAHgbQ

Length: 5min 35sec (335 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 07 2023