Honest Trailers - Finding Dory

from the studio that promise not to make sequels just to make sequels comes a sequel that was made for one very clear reason printing money finding dory Hollywood's got a fever and not even Pixar is immune so if you love secondary comic relief characters getting their own movies get ready cuz Disney's gonna make you choke on him you remember dory right she's back in a story that answers all the questions you never really had about her like who wrote that just keep swimming song just keep swimming just keep swimming it's trending swimming swimming how did Doyler to speak whale you know me of course we talked through the pipes when we were little we were pen pals and how does your short-term memory-loss work because forgetting your parents exists isn't exactly a short-term memory it's more of an excuse to create a secret oh I see what you did there in this kid's movie it takes a clear-eyed look at mental disabilities I'm sorry did I forget again and how funny it is Becky's eating a cup Wow but Dory isn't the only fish in the sea your favourites are all back and they're not sure why they're here either no we've got our ocean Travis join them as a whole schools worth of wacky new creatures to help Dory on her journey and conduct a marketing test to see who should get their own spin-off like Hank the escape artist that was clearly created after an octopus escapes video went viral a whale shark whose character is bumps into things ah this guy that makes annoying noises to make your kids laugh and Sigourney Weaver hello I'm Sigourney Weaver watch as they all unite in an action-packed finale we're a bunch of fish staged a jailbreak from a rehab center where an octopus by Jackson truck then drives it back to the ocean somehow listen it's bright and loud your kids are gonna love it the inside out seems like so long ago now so just keep swimming with this unnecessary sequel that's all about memory yeah it's still completely forgettable as Pixar rolls out its cold calculating formula for warmth and hard one more time featuring and adorable little baby voice protagonist hey enjoy a grizzled but lovable jerk another story about getting separated from your loved ones I've lost my family can you help me strategically-placed cute stuff the OL your parents are dead fake out Tory they're gone and a touching ending where discovers that she was never truly forgotten because her parents kept hope alive I left her favorite shelves behind as a guide to lead her back home where she was hooked have you pigs are either your B material begs me cry starring Dorothy ignore ax finding Hank coming summer 2022 Annoying Orange emo black fish Professor X jumping the shark Becky with a good stare conveniently placed water and reverse anagen I'd like to I don't like sand seeing this Christmas course rough and irritating and it gets everywhere finding money if you thought this was bad just wait until they announce the bing-bong prequel oh yeah we're calling it he proved that love conquers all what a bunch of bull they call you the Boy Who Lived because the most interesting thing about you is that you are technically alive when you look like Mumford if he ate all his sons do you remember when you looked into my mind decades of me wanking it to your mum you know the differences between me and you Severus one of us knows what it's like to slide out of Lily Potter's book screen junkies presents the roast of Harry Potter exclusively on screen junkies plus watch now hey screen junkies click the box on the left to watch the roast of Harry Potter if you register now with Facebook you can watch five screen junkies plus videos for free or click the Box on the right and watch our honest trailer for finding nemo now it's time for me to find some comments Michael Bay is one of the most hardworking and creative directors in film history and it's better than Steven Spielberg what it do baby boo chuckle Nuggets my face smells like a marshmallow Dormammu I've come to bargain for mission report December 16 1991 I need to tape the tape so I can have tapes tapes take with tapes taped

Channel: Screen Junkies

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Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 15 2016