Heroes of Olympus In A Nutshell

[Music] you guys know why we're here you wanted it you got it asking ye shall maybe receive heroes of olympus in a nutshell has arrived let's just cut to the chase and get started no not that chase we're not there yet we still have to introduce three main characters where's percy i'm getting there now here we got jason piper and leo i don't see percy anywhere this just isn't fun anymore i promise you guys that if you just give these three a chance you'll learn to love them they're really interesting and they're going to have great development and but are they percy we only speak in percy for the love of the gods no because percy is missing where's percy where is he where trust me sis i'm vibing with you would you guys please stop saying percy and tell us what in the gods names is going on gods yes gods and problems and wanting to slap her in the face that's what's going on welcome to camp half blood where you will learn that you're dummy gods and proceed to suffer from immense emotional trauma what else is new i mean cool i love suffering i don't know who i am and i'm completely clueless can someone please help me your arrival here could trigger the end of the world as we know it really helpful thanks the hera cabin is sacred and honorary since hera has no demi-god children no one is ever supposed to go in hey yo what's up hold on a moment allow me to pass out for plot convenience remind me why we call it pulling a jason grace when piper started the trend my psycho babysitter is coming back to haunt me after ten years i'm actually the queen of the heavens you're what children of hephaestus with firepowers usually end up causing a ton of death and destruction and being remembered by history as villains well i don't know about you but i've just been having the best day so far i hate makeup i hate fashion i'm so much more capable than drew i should get picked for the quest instead of her i um pipes you do see what you're wearing right i don't know what you're talking about jason but it's right i don't know what you're talking about but do you have a death wish boys and now on today's episode of near death experiences we have thick french accents creepy cyclopses salad giant human gold machine alleged psycho wind guy and the hunters of artemis yes we're counting them as a near-death experience because men exist in this book leo please do not flirt with the ice princess who was quite literally kidnapping us what oh sorry pipes i could near you i was too busy flirting with the ice princess who was quite literally kidnapping us hello wow she seems really pretty and she has nice potions i have murdered multiple people including but not limited to my own children and also tricks and princesses into chopping their father into pieces and murdering him i'll just pretend i didn't hear that leo please do not flirt with my sister what oh sorry jason i could near you i was too busy flirting with your sister boss fight time i'm going to threaten my sister with a knife i'm going to build a warship i'm going to decide who i have a crush on i still don't see percy anywhere you are never going to leave me alone about that are you nope okay fine here he is now shut up all hail our glorious savior perseus jackson oh no no what's my name new character introduction time middle school horse girl and chinese canadian baby man we could both kill you if we wanted to just so you know are you going to no of course not who do you think we are oh you guys are such a cute couple you remind me of me and annabeth where what i'm a huge jerk who kills panda pillow pets and i'm also very stupid and reckless and i can tell right now that we're going to be enemies percy okay and i hate hazel what how is that even possible i'm going to sass you so hard let me introduce you to my brother percy i'm sure you've never met him before i mean sure let's go with that the enemy fell back before him like he radiated death which of course stuff of black hair stuck up like baby bat wings his eyes were sad and kind of empty as if he steered into the deaths of tartarus which nico d'angelo as pale and god as he looked might be more than jason drew his sword three feet of wicked sharp stingy and iron as black as a nightmare he's so skinny his clothes look so old his hair looks like he's just gotten out of bed how am i related to this scrawny white boy death is captured you guys have to free him now because i say so don't we need a prophecy i don't recall asking you self-absorbed legacy of sun dude okay well i'm just going to go take a breather you're going to make frank centurion right okay so i'm just going to take a breather and scream into my pillow list of things to do today drink maybe deadly gordon's blood find a heavily caffeinated harpy conquer a virtually unconquerable army with a really cool horse whoops don't get killed by rayna's sister kill two giants which was supposed to be impossible but mr plot conveniences into the chat make frasil a thing so percy's third wheeling can become slightly less awkward i put up with you and annabeth for four years percy you have no right to even start complaining grover what are you doing here it's heroes of olympus you're not supposed to exist i thought you guys hated men hate men no no of course not you're mistaking us for the hundreds of artemis oh sorry it's fine the fandom does it all the time no we don't hate men we just like torturing them and enslaving them to serve us for their entire lives you have more strength than anyone else here frank you worry gaia the most because you're so powerful would you mind telling me how exactly since my friends and i are about to be in a huge life-threatening situation yes yes i wouldn't mind figure it out i'm going to see annabeth again yes nope personal reunion isn't until book three you can't do that to us first of all i just did second you guys think that cliffhanger was bad oh boy my next one is really going to be fun warning intense perseverance fluff coming your way swipe let me just juta flip my boyfriend real quick you know as you do now there's a girl i can work with leo just made enemies with the entire roman legion yeah right octavian you probably orchestrated the whole thing no way in this world or the next are we turning against our friend he's our pal he's our buddy we love him like kid he's nope octavian's right for once that's not possible oh thank you guys for standing by me believe me i would never do anything like this on purpose but no it was me and no we meant it's impossible for octavian to be right we're entirely used to you messing up this is fine this is great this is totally fine are you sammy is sammy a new word for awesome um well not no but cause all the ladies love leo love leo now here's a girl with taste with taste scrunny is the new sizzling hot baby sizzling hot baby you see that leo please do not flirt with the poor innocent mortal girl who is cursed to repeat everything we say what oh sorry hazel i couldn't hear you i was too busy flirting with the poor innocent mortal girl who was cursed to repeat everything we say i am distinctly not going to help you defeat giants that i despise in order to save the world because i like being annoying and did i mention that parties are awesome we hate each other now no you don't you're under a spell no we're just really immature even without the spell i'm the leader no i'm the leader no i'm the leader no i'm the leader so annabeth what's the point hey percy annabeth what are you you know you still drool in your sleep also rick riordan told me that if we don't do more adorable romantic stuff together he's going to send all the fangirls after us so are we gonna no i don't think rick riordan wants all the conservative christian moms coming after him either at least not until book four okay let's just be our adorable selves and pretend we did then fine by me if you are wales it's frank it's not what you think i'm just gonna leave frank nope leaving now and by the way hazel can i punch leo in the face no i don't trust nico and i think we should let him die scratch that frank yes please punch leo in the face girl stay out whoa where we meets aphrodite nope nope nope i did not sign up for this i did not ask for this i did not want this piper dear and you've brought friends please girls have a seat let's have a long chat about tea and fashion and nope leaving now hello greek scum hello augur slimeball you dropped this goodbye auger slimeball shrimpzilla time so i've proven my skills that i'm not after your girl don't you just love me now i hate you slightly less let's go meet hercules hey i want to meet hercules it's not like i have a now deceased friend one of the bravest people i've ever met who was betrayed and misused by hercules and lost everything because of him nah that's okay percy jason and i will simply threaten him with the horn of a river god and overcome him with use of excessive food even though he's pretty much a minor god um pipes you mean negotiate with him right did i stutter more persevereth more perseverance more perseverance oh that's so precious and now for today's missions to feed the twin giants success don't get trapped underground by dirt face failure and then success defeat giant spider lady failure and then success and then failure rick don't do it please you know i have to do it you're the ones who asked for persibeth compensation you really are enjoying watching us suffer aren't you yes yes i am book four everyone's having a terrible day and rock gods are attacking the ship great way to start the book suffering and misery await you who left you in charge of my feet hazel i'm a goddess i could very much kill you if i wanted to could you though you must choose a path i'm not letting you out of here until you do bold of you to assume i care choose a god's damn door i'm gonna choose this door but i'm highly offended by it meanwhile in tartarus i love you i love you i love you i love you that's it that's literally the only thing that happens hello friends yes friends completely and totally friends who aren't hiding things from each other at all who knew i would get particularly homesick while trekking through literal hell persibeth near-death experience more perseverance more near-death experience just an average day come on seaweed brain let's make our romance more intense the cupid scene's coming up and we can't give the persica shippers false hope i wouldn't worry about it wise girl the entire fandom worships rick riordan they've gotta be used to false hope by now but khalil is coming up too so in the case that the prolipso shippers are still holding on by a string let's have calypso curse you now wait a minute i did not sign up for oh that's a good idea why me because you and percy are the lifeblood of the fandom i've tried putting other characters in danger and no one seems to care so you're stuck with all the misery that i'm allowed to give you while still calling it a kid's book doesn't the fandom have any other lifeblood i'll just take that as an invitation to make nico suffer and leo too i always have to make leo suffer hey tripp can you heal my sister nope tim demitter here did did you just turn nico into a corn plant yes did you have something to say are you okay if you hours later i swear the next time i get turned into a plant you must face the god of love can i get turned into a plant again it's okay nico i know you had a crush on annabeth okay i know you're trying but you're really not making this easy noob you can once again hear the anguished cries of percipate shippers in the distance you can also hear the anguish cries of nico fans in the distance no one really leaves this scene emotionally unscathed it's miserable for all parties involved leo please do not flirt with a super hot immortal way out of your league sorceress whose island you're being sent to in order to get rid of you leo please do not flirt with me what oh sorry calypso i can hear you i was too busy pretending to hate you please continue doing so your open despise for me is very attractive back in tartarus the demigods meet the goddess of misery dark percy has officially been trademarked frank is a cool guy now implying he wasn't already hazel is a really powerful now implying she wasn't already percy and annabeth escaped thanks to i was wondering when rule number one of the riot and verse was making a comeback also reyna avila ramirez ariano has entered the room and everything has instantly become ten times better percy looks up in the night sky and says nope forget it i'm not saying it i'm not crying today time for the last book my childhood trauma is coming back to haunt me after completely leaving me alone for 16 years is this what having emotions feels like give up your quest and come home to your mother what home what mother well you don't have to be so cold about it no seriously how do i even remember you i was literally two years old we are not dying by falling into a god's damn volcano over my dead body wait everyone say it with me now what happened what happened in albania what happened forget we asked hold on a moment allow me to pass out for plot convenience remind me why we call it pulling a jason grace when nico does it more often we could try to summon nike by being normal or we can do it by promoting adidas yeah can we veto hazel's idea i mean no offense but we're demigods being normal just isn't our thing you're both going to die of your own idiocy one day we know [Music] i do not completely hate you just mostly sure let's go with that why does this giant win because we has emotions can we not has emotions oh life sucks oh everything is horrible oh hey there music man leo valdez go away before i turn you into some insignificant easily squashed bug and maybe destroy you with my ukulele while i'm at it you ever heard of a vault designator you know what i said just now about life being horrible and everything sucking and all that emonus i take it all back i have just slain a giant a very powerful one at that and with the blessing of two war goddesses no less i'm feeling pretty good about myself but do you have a love interest though technically no we don't care about you hey how are you not as straight as i thought it is at this point that i should probably give you a rundown of nico's love life so far oh look nico had a crush on percy insert tumblr bursico shippers having a party here oh look percy and annabeth are even more in love than usual insert tumblr persico shippers crying in the corner here oh look jason and nico are really close insert rise of tumblr jasico shippers here oh look jybur is definitely happening insert tumbler jacico shippers getting shot out of the sky here oh look leo is still single insert hopeful tumbler valdangelo shippers here oh look rick had just yarded leo onto ogia to fall in love with calypso insert tumblr breaking down and crying here oh look will solace exists at this point tumblr was like rick can't possibly break our hearts again right now i would argue that he could multiple times in fact you're forgetting that this is the same man who yielded everyone's ogb into a literal hellfire of darkness and evil but that's not all relevant right now point is he chose not to break our already broken hearts and celangelo is beautiful ultimate boss fight time evil dirt lady versus fire spouting santa's elf they both die how does this book end friendship friendship friendship friendship romance romance romance cleo that's it it's done are you satisfied [Music] you

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Length: 16min 51sec (1011 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021