Hellsing Ultimate Abridged episode 5 Youmacon 2014 Detroit

what's the last thing you ever thought you'd see in the night sky oh that's that's a deep question man no no cuz it's [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] blimps Gentlemen We Have Made It all right H H bring it down and notcho now head off there Captain first lieutenant what a fabulous mascot please lead us off of course everyone thank you for coming to the mandatory prear seminar please open your World War I templates to page three as the first two pages merely contain a for from Nicholas catch we have an exciting itinerary of the evenings events tonight he annihilate London uh all of London all of London Buckingham Palace late to vast Big Ben toppled to the ground the house of parliament ticated the Tower of London obliterated the Holocaust Museum leave that be no one will deny what we did Bridge yeah yeah London Bridge is falling down we all know the song look you'll be the first to burn it down even go ahead and sing it I don't care of course speaking of Music the accompaniment tonight has been selected via survey once I hope you're as excited as I am this song tonight is most appropriate for ironic reasons the best reasons but first a toast who's the answer of an age old [Music] question 2 is it everything you've hoped for maor yes because it means the destruction of P innocent [Music] lives induction and destruction over [Music] die what do you mean he stuck on the boat I mean he's stuck on the bloody boat I need you idiots to send a helicopter after him and retrieve him can't he fly with his vampire powers what no no he can't fly with his vampire powers then how did he get there on the Blackbird we appropriated you stole the Blackbird did you just send the helicopter we can't our Communications are down what they have been for the last 2 hours so you're telling me that as of this moment we have no access to alard Communications with our forces in the outside world are down and the enemy could very well be knocking at our door oh perhaps the enemy was sitting beside you on the round table the whole time oh Reggie this is adorable sir reenal is my name I have spent the last 5 years of my life cleaning up after your pet vampire and now it is time so original this paid what he deserves you know I get it now get what how alart feels just a little bit anyway but I must say Sir Reginal it is quite impressive that despite how hilariously amatur this little coup of yours is that you're still managing to hold that gun who wants Daddy's belt [Music] now think about what you've done so sir Penwood are you all right well Reginald was actually my brother-in-law So currently processing that Communications are back up everything is on fire land bridge is falling down down falling down falling down brid is falling down my fair lady what should we do have to evacuate immediately s hen you could ride with me the rest of you carpool no I'm not going anywhere I know I'm not much of a man I've had a silver spoon in my mouth since the day I was born this position it's not suited for a Meek gentleman like myself but have will be damned I see if I tuck my tail in between my legs at the first sign of peril I thank you for your service Miss Integra but I there's a gun there are 12 holy bullets save one for yourself Walter yes sir integro ready the car we've got a war to win ah yes Buckingham Palace is burning un so my lines first lieutenant former Olympic party prin zorin Blitz sorry I was understandably cut up in some moment you finally have orders for me major ah indeed my dear zorin you have a very specific Target where shall my sight be pointed the Hing organization headquarters yes won't you yes shall provide reconnaissance okay zoren zoren I need you to bring it back for me take a deep breath contain the Calamity that is your memories there is no one more eager to seize and bleed than I but we must be careful sir Integra farbrook Vates Hing any woman who commands the respect of a beast such as alukard is not to be trifled with fasiz st on a lonely Saturday night with a bottle of shon a most certainly but not trifled this but she is just one woman once a girl a police girl the only living vampire sired by alukard himself by is it her skill her unpredictable nature the big titties maybe who knows but I do not gamble with Mayes you will act as a Vanguard and Survey their forces R be clear transparently vbar now speaking of itch Sergeant cloud have you spotted fra hink yeah major driving past Primrose Hill is it on fire it could be more on [Music] fire anyone listening I'm not sure if I'm using this correctly it's been 10 years since I had to operate an anle of radio I am sir Penwood vice admiral of the British security Council I know things seem Bleak to those who are still alive but stay on we are still fighting each and every one of us we shall defend Queen and Country against this decades old [Music] barbarism how Valiant of you sir Penwood defending your post down to the last man ah but that's where I must rebuke you because where you see one man I see four see four when you get to Hell tell a pen would sent you and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience Walter yes ma'am so Penwood was on son of a [ __ ] Sentra we have a problem oh my God the road is on fire unfortunately that's not the worst of it if you'll excuse me I have to meet with an old friend you need to take the car and make your way to the HQ on your own I Believe In You Ma'am Walter there's something I want you to know this is no time for goodbye sir Integra no I I don't know how to drive you have driven me literally everywhere since I was 10 oh well perfect time to learn you come back to me no matter what understood understood ma'am now which one's the clo okay which one oh brilliant you haven't aged a day ah yes we have aged like fine fine you on the other hand have aged like milk spoil sour won ruining my meal but don't get me wrong it's still Splendid to see you let's have a heart to heart ah [ __ ] [ __ ] a [ __ ] there she is your tell her to pull over could now she declin hands about you got to me [ __ ] take me w h nine and he was having such a good day he even got to burn down London bridge sing the song Everything congratulations it took an entire Squadron of inhuman nigh Immortal fake vampires to hunt down and Corner a 22-year-old woman that's a she's [Music] 22 I hope it's everything you've dreamed of so have at it then come and get the first real fight you've had in 50 years you [ __ ] cowards I'll stab you into [Music] [ __ ] oh son of a b oh [Applause] God out [Music] see named after him my job you [ __ ] head out of a woman surrounded by 50 vampire Nazis on literally to the teeth and what do you do you get out of your [ __ ] car pull out your sword cut off one of their heads and yell come at me a CR shits no wonder alicor wants to plow that virgin soil I'm thinking about throwing some s best s Alexander Anderson to what do I owe the unexpected pleasure ah you know just out and about with me posy posy and look you know you know how your pet vampire has got his own pet vampire well that got me thinking so I acquired some learned youngsters myself two of them which is twice as good and here's the real kicker one's Japanese and the other one's [ __ ] German ha that topical I just need Italian one I've got me an axis of righteousness y say something in Moon speak the ger get Mich she shoots things it's great pop pop what an Haven trop the Scots they're not scared of you look at you you don't even know how to use a bayet it goes on gun idiot now if you'll excuse us you English cow it's time for the aerates to do your job for you and put these soulless bodies where they belong in the ground in case you didn't take in case you didn't take my me and tear who are we goodness necessary evil why are we necessary to the world wor and why are we God chos you orain to undertake this Unholy task because no one else will and because it's [ __ ] [Music] fun [Music] uh-oh oh [Music] God something is burning

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Length: 15min 0sec (900 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 02 2014