Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Clip - Alucard Therapy

hello hello hey hi names David I'm an accountant don't remember asking and I'm sad oh Jesus turned out I was trapped inside myself with three million four hundred and twenty four thousand eight hundred and sixty seven people so he didn't have a ton of friends probably gives a [ __ ] that just means the people who like you for you were more deserving oh it's like your ugliness curated they're [ __ ] yes oh yeah you're right oh well that was um thank you oh and I don't want to be racist and my only way out was there helped them out and I just just get so angry every time I'd see a guy kiss another guy you think maybe you were angry because you couldn't be one of those guys because if you were all your friends might think less of you oh oh [ __ ] yeah do you want to make out I don't date patients yeah that's fair next and I started getting good at it so my son resented me because I never made time for him unless he asked yep because if he'd really matter you would have put yourself out there damn next I don't know why she was angry I told her I'd support her no matter what she chose that doesn't sound like a partner that sounds like a crutch shake away every time I see a girl kissing another girl you're gay turns out like a whole third of them would just in the closet sleeping around wasn't the problem being dishonest was and again that's why your relationships kept failing Facebook you're gay dude you're allowed to like friends that much it was a good show but you didn't love the one you will wit the straight hooter isn't gay I think getting angry about books made for horny teenage girls was ridiculous man and it's ridiculous now don't mistake youthful selfishness for genuine malice nobody isn't kind of an [ __ ] in the early 20s and if they actually weren't they will probably sell seer baths you're a sociopath you are we a bad person well let's start with the twenty thousand people we impaled we were pretty mad at dad that day and then I spent the last 10 years on that

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Id: w3j4dUnZzg8

Length: 2min 52sec (172 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2018