He Could Be The One 💘 | Hannah Montana | S3 E18 | Full Episode | @disneychannel

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[Spanish style music] ♪ Tonight you're gonna see a special story ♪ ♪ A pop star and her fight for love and glory ♪ ♪ We wish it was a little bit more gory ♪ ♪ But they said we had to tell a family story ♪ ♪ In the tale we tell not everything is fair ♪ ♪ And someone gets some news they cannot bear ♪ ♪ You blow the end I'll kick your derriere ♪ ♪ OK, OK, our story starts in there ♪ ♪ In there In there ♪ ♪ In there In there... ♪ [rock music plays] ♪ I'm not going your way I'm not going your way ♪ ♪ And when you're talking to me ♪ ♪ Don't wanna hear the words that you say ♪ ♪ I'm not going your way I'm not going your way ♪ ♪ I can't lie I keep telling you, telling you ♪ ♪ Baby I'm just having fun I'm just having fun ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm just having fun ♪ ♪ I'm just having fun... ♪ Hey guys, um, ya'll sound great, it's just, I mean, the lyrics. I wrote 'em a month ago and they're starting to sound as tired as one of my dad's "back when I was in a band" stories. You know, back when I was in a band, we didn't have cheese near this fancy. We had nacho cheese. That's the cheese we'd steal from ZZ Top's dressing room, then some dude would come in and say "hey, that's not'cho cheese." [forced chuckling] Hey, Hannah, you know the lyrics aren't that bad. Yeah, but they're not that good, either. [mocking] ♪ I'm not going your way, I'm not going your way ♪ Ah! ♪ I was only kidding You look really pretty ♪ [nervous chuckling] Oh, don't think I didn't notice you bailing on the one you say you love. Oliver, Lilly is the one who loves you, OK? Lola is dating Justin Timberlake, according to an internet rumor I have no idea who started. Hey, guys, ya'll can take off. I've still got a little work to do on the lyrics. A little work? [scoffing] It's like saying Taylor Swift is a little bit cute. - Oh, what, you can fake date and I can't? OK. - Yeah. Hey, you wanna grab some lunch? Jesse, you know, that's really sweet but I kinda make it a thing not to date guys in my band so, if at some point you want to have lunch, that's cool. But, you know, just not "have lunch." OK, yeah. Cool. What are you doing? OK, if I were you, I would be, uh, grabbing lunch and stayin' for dessert. - That'd be Lola talking, right? - Sure. Listen, I know Jesse's really cute, but he's got a rep as a real player and my Dad told me to steer clear of him. So you're not gonna date that guy... ...just because... That's not'cho cheese. Get it? ...that guy told you not to? - Absolutely. - [phone ringing] [beeping] - Why aren't you answering? - It's nobody. [gasping] No, you're not seriously telling me that... - Telling you what? - I knew you'd be this way. - What way? - How can you be so stupid? - Why is she stupid? - You don't understand. I don't understand anything. - [grunting] - [beeping] - Hi, Jake. - Hey, Miley. I'm done filming for the day. You want to meet at the usual place? Uh, ha! It's Lilly. Uh... [fakes foreign accent] I mean, your order of meat is ready at the usual place... ...a miley away. - Bye-bye. - [button beeping] I forgot to tell you. I'm dating Jake Ryan. - What? - [together] Oh, keep up! [groaning] [Miley] Whoo! Here we go, everybody! ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ You get the limo out front ♪ ♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ Hottest styles Every shoe, every color ♪ ♪ Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun ♪ ♪ It's really you but no one ever discovers ♪ ♪ Who would have thought that a girl like me ♪ ♪ Would double as a superstar ♪ Whooo! ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ Chill it out Take it slow ♪ ♪ Then you rock out the show ♪ ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ Mix it all together and you know ♪ ♪ That it's the best of both worlds ♪ How could you not tell us? Look, I wanted to tell you, but after everything Jake and I have gone through, I just knew that you would say, [together] "You're making the biggest mistake of your life!" Yes. Yes, but then I would've continued and said, you know, it's your life and if that's what makes you happy, then who am I to judge? I mean, the heart wants what it wants, even if it's some goofy, klutzy guy who's not half as cool as he thinks he is. - Ain't that the truth? - Yeah. - Wait, we're still talking about Jake, right? - Sure. Look, guys, it's not like I totally caved in to Jake. I made him work for it. I made him beg. Miley! I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to see me again... - Jaaaake! - [grunting] Yep, Miley Stewart kept her dignity. Good for you. I'm just amazed your Dad's cool with it after everything Jake put you through. The whole "I kissed you, I'm leaving, I love you, I'm leaving, I'm spending the rest of my life with Traci." Psych! Oh, please, like she told her dad. I mean, it's probably been nothing but secret meetings and late night phone calls. I bet they even have code names for each other, like, "Falcon" and "Snow Bird." You are so wrong. [scoffing] It's "Anakin" and "Queen Amidala." So what are you gonna do? You can't keep this secret from your dad forever. I'm not gonna. I just gotta continue to work on Jake's image. Look at this. I got my publicity guy to get Jake Ryan at a pet adoption on the front page of the newspaper. Dad loves dogs, and I'm gonna put this in the bathroom where Dad does his, you know, heavy reading. Not'cho cheese. C'mon, man, that's funny stuff. I swear, your band has no sense of humor. - You ready to go? - Look. Aww, look at that little puppy. - Isn't he cute? - So cute. Now, let's get you away from that miserable punk who broke my daughter's heart. There. All better. [upbeat Irish music plays] ♪ Well their plan didn't work with the pictures of Jake ♪ ♪ And she's wondering now what on earth it will take ♪ ♪ To make Dad like her beau Should she bake him a cake ♪ ♪ Oh but wait He likes pie ♪ ♪ Yes you're right My mistake ♪ [music fading out] Talk about your sweet niblets, this looks incredible! Well, if all this and Mamaw's award-winning boysenberry pie doesn't soften Dad up for the big Jake news, I don't know what will. Hey, you know what would really soften him up? If you dug out that old kitty sweater he got you for your 14th birthday. [gasping] Oh, my. [sweater meowing] - Now, that's commitment. - Tell me about it. But, uh, if you see me turning blue, grab one of these butter knives and cut me out of this poly-cotton death trap. Yeah, sure, you got it. Mmmm... Hey, this is really good. What is it? Oh, it's dad's favorite. It's catfish stew. - Mmm, oh, what's this? - No, no, no! Oh... is it a grape? Hmm. Oh, it really bursts with flavor. - That's the eyeball! - [splattering] Hey, that's the best part! Now I'm gonna have to give Dad the other one. Excuse me, I'm just gonna go walk through the car wash with my mouth open. Lilly! Hey, how've you been? No, don't you "how have you been" me, Anakin. OK? I got my eye on you. So does that stew. Jake, what're you doing here? My dad's gonna be home any minute. I don't care, I... Wow, that sweater is adorable. I'm only wearing it because my dad gave it to me. But thanks for the fake compliment. Good boyfriend stuff, keep it up. [sweater meowing] Well meow to you, too. That was my sweater! Seriously, you've gotta get outta here before my dad sees you. No, no, no. Look, I don't care if he sees me. I'm tired of sneaking around behind his back. We need to tell him. And we will. I just gotta give him a snootful of catfish and [growling] my eyeball. - What? - Never mind. Just, you gotta trust me on this, Jake. I'm gonna feed him, and then I'm gonna close the deal by showing him this movie about a dad who hates the guy that his daughter's dating - but learns to love him anyways. - I was up for that part. But apparently Shia LaBeouf has bigger box office appeal. - [car door slamming] - Dad's home. I mean, my box office is just as big as his. Aww, sure it is, honey. We'll talk about that later. Oh, OK, but I'm coming back after the movie whether it works or not and we're telling your dad. OK, OK! Just leave! Because when Jake Ryan loves a girl, he... ...doesn't give up. I get it. Get out. Bye! Actors. [inhaling deeply] Whee doggies! Is that catfish stew I smell? Surprise, daddy! Now hold on, here. My favorite stew, boysenberry pie, and you got on that ol' kitty sweater I got you a couple years ago. Miley Ray Stewart, you want something. I just want my daddy to know I love him. [sweater meows] This is gonna cost me big time, but I'm OK with it long as I get an eyeball! Dang Lilly! [melancholy music from TV] [sniffling] Wasn't that just a touching movie? The way that dad learned how to accept the boy that his daughter loves. Now that is a role model for supportive parenting. I'm just sayin'. I gotta admit, heartwarming story. It's a nice movie. It certainly was. Yeah, but it's all a bunch of hooey. Hoo-what? Ain't no father in his right mind gonna forgive that slimeball kid for hurting his daughter. - I know I wouldn't. - Aww, Dad. You don't mean that. How about fourth piece of pie? Ooh, sounds good. But you know what? Now I'm too agitated thinking about what I'd do to that kid after breakin' my daughter's heart! It'd get mighty ugly, I tell you what. [inhaling deeply] Mmmm! Slimeball stew! My favorite! No, Mr. Stewart, please! Miley will never forgive you. Sure she will. As long as she gets an eyeball. - [cackling] - [whimpering] Where'd that breeze come from? From that dry, barren wasteland of your cold, cold heart. - Huh? - Never mind. And you are doin' the dishes tonight, you movie-hatin', eyeball-hoggin' hillbilly! [grunting] - No, I'm not running away! - Oh, boy. - I am through hiding! - [whispering] Jake... What're you doing? Standing up for us and protecting my face. I'm filming tomorrow. Listen, Mr. Stewart, I'm in love with your daughter and you're just gonna have to deal with it... sir? OK, I just got one question. Who are you? We've been dating for the past three weeks. Three weeks, two days and eight and a half hours. Aww, babe, you counted the hours. And I did that myself. I didn't even have my assistant do it. Now, is he a keeper or what? I'm thinking, just wrap him in a recycling bag and take him home. Alright, Dad, look... ...go ahead and yell at me. Tell me how much you don't like him, tell me I'm making the biggest mistake of my life, because no matter what you say, it's not gonna make a difference. I just can't believe you kept this from me. I thought we had a better relationship than that. Evidently, I was wrong. So was I. That did make a difference. [blues music playing] ♪ Well Robby's mad and Miley's sad ♪ ♪ Normally this would make me glad ♪ ♪ She's on her knees She's begging please ♪ ♪ Give her a chance at true romance ♪ ♪ She wanted things to be more better ♪ ♪ She even wore that kitty sweater, meow! ♪ [clearing throat] [harmonica playing] ♪ What will she say to Robby Ray ♪ ♪ If you wanna know don't go away ♪ ♪ Ooohhhh, yeah! ♪ [music fades out] Ooh, boxing! Nothing brings a father and daughter together more than two grown men beating the snot out of each other. - [audience yelling on TV] - Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark. But I don't care. This is just so nice. [sighing] [grunting] Hey, Daddy! Not'cho cheese! I get it now. It's funny. [growling] - [playing notes on piano] - Hey, Daddy. Trying to decide on what to wear to next year's Tween Scene Awards. I mean, I'm not nominated yet, but with the incredible songs you write, I'm a shoo-in. So what do you think? Doesn't really matter what I think. You're gonna pick what you want anyway, and then not tell me till it walks into my house hiding behind a surf board. Fine. I guess I just won't wear anything. Au naturale. My birthday suit. - My skin sweater. - Whatever. - [playing notes on piano] - [growling] Hey, big guy, remember that one time I tried to go to Florida all alone even though you said I couldn't? Whoo, were you mad at me! But then you wrote that beautiful song, Ready, Set, Don't Go. And out of it came an even deeper, richer relationship. [sighing] Not to mention, a number one song, hey. Talk about your biscuits and gravy! So, how about we write a song about what we're going through right now? I'll start. [Best of Both Worlds melody] ♪ I want the best for my girl ♪ ♪ She can date any guy do da dee da da da ♪ Here we go! Sing with me! ♪ Best for my girl Whoo! ♪ ♪ Mix it all together yeah... ♪ Just the guys now! [groaning] ♪ I don't care what you say I don't care what you say ♪ ♪ Just 'cause you're my daddy ♪ ♪ Doesn't mean you get it your way ♪ ♪ Neener neener neener You're so meaner meaner ♪ Whaddaya think? - Truth or lying? - Lying, please. - Best song ever! - Wow! I know, it's terrible. - Stink-o! - Worst song ever. Oh, come on. I just can't concentrate. I mean, as long as keep dating Jake, Dad's gonna be mad. And if I stop dating Jake, then I'm gonna be mad. Wow, that's... tough. "That's tough?" That's all you've got? I mean, if this was your problem, I would come up with some crazy plan that would ultimately fix everything. Someone forgot to bring a present to the friendship party. Oh! I hope she's talking about you, 'cause I brought nothing. This is not fair. I give you great ideas all the time, OK? Remember last week, we didn't know what to do, and I suggested let's go to a movie. And we did. And then afterwards, you were hungry, and I suggested pizza, and you loved it. OK? That's two great ideas in one night. Need I go on? I think not. Hey, Mr. Stewart, how's it going? Doesn't really matter how I think it's going, does it? Why don't you ask my daughter how she thinks it's going? That's all that seems to matter in my house. OK, then. I'm just gonna eat my shrimp and avoid eye contact. [whimpering] But Jesse, I love you! It can't be over. Look, Rachel, I have been telling you for weeks, I'm just not feeling it anymore. - I'm sorry. - OK, fine. Hey Jesse, you and I need to have just a... Hang on, boss. Two... one... Fine. I'll go. I have my pride! Just don't you even think about calling me at my new number... ...555-0129. Just get 555-0129 out of your head 'cause I won't answer! - Hey listen, man, you're not... - Not quite. And I mean it! Never call 555-0129! Even though we're on the same plan and it won't cost you. [squeaking] OK, that's usually it. Sounds like you go through this quite a bit. - Yeah. Chicks, huh? - Well, it better stop. Listen, I don't like the fact that you keep showing up late, and I really don't like the way you treat "chicks." - But... - And I hate the fact that you keep interrupting me. Now you're a good guitar player, but you're not that good. Pull yourself together or get out. OK, OK. It won't happen again. Whoa, your dad does not like Jesse. Not kidding. I mean, he pushes his buttons. He's late, he's mean to girls... Heck, the only button he hasn't pushed is... Who ate the last apple fritter? Whoo, man, imagine if you'd gone out with Jesse when he asked you. I know. I mean, compared to Jesse, Jake is like one big yummy catfish eyeball. Hey, hey, wait, I got it! OK, after rehearsal, you get Jesse to ask you out, making sure your dad can hear, which of course freaks him out, and you say, "Oh, would you rather I date Jake?" And he says, "Yes! Anybody but Mr. Always Late, Mean To Girls, Eat My Apple Fritter Guy!" Boo-ya! Another great idea from the mind that brought you movies and a pizza. Finally! ♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ♪ Let's do this! ♪ [all applauding, cheering] Yeah! Great rehearsal, everybody. Of course, that's just my opinion, probably doesn't mean much. All right. That's it. Time for operation dabbsjlb. - What? - Dabbsjlb. Operation "date a bad boy so Jake looks better." - Duh. - Wow, you two are freaky. Hey, Jesse, can I talk to you in private? - Sure, we can go over here. - No, no, no, way too drafty. Bad for the pipes. [grunting, voice slowly clearing] Muh-muh-muh.. Muh-muh-mah! Much better right here. Uh, yeah. Under the air vent. Much better. - So, what's up? - Yeah, remember the other day when you, you know? Yeah Gary, listen, Robby Ray here. Let me take this outside for a second... You're right, it's like a meat locker in here. Let's go. Listen, I think we're gonna have to flip the Portland show with the Seattle date. Uh-huh. Yeah, so uh, remember the other day when you [yelling] asked me out? [yelling] I'm right here. Yeah, let me take this out here. These folks evidently have never been out of the house before. - So, you wanna go out? - [yelling] What? - [louder] Do you wanna go out? - [louder] What? [louder] Do you wanna go out? And that's as loud as I'm doing it! Oh, I think that did the trick. Hannah, I'm not sure what's going on, but... Well, I am. See, Hannah likes a boy that I don't like. And she knows I don't like you. So she's asking you out hoping that I don't like you more than the boy that I don't like that she does like. - Simple. - Dad, that's not true. I really like Jesse because he's an apple fritter stealin' bad boy. Bad to the bone. Oh. Okeydokey. In that case, here's the keys to my car. Have her home by morning. - What? - Do you see the words fool written on this forehead? I wasn't a fool yesterday and I ain't one today. Yeah, neither am I. And I don't like being liked just to prove that I'm less likable than some other guy that he doesn't like. And, yeah, I did eat the apple fritter and it was good. - Hey there. - Hi. - Hope you liked the show. - Wh... [sputtering] - We weren't eavesdropping. - No. - No. - We were just, uh... Filling ourselves in ahead of time to save you the trouble later. - It's really a consideration thing that we... - Yeah. - Yeah, we'll see you at home. - Yep. Dad, I'm gonna date Jake. I just don't want to do it behind your back. Well, I don't want you to do that either. So, what are we gonna do about it? [sighing] I guess we'll do it like we do everything else. Take it one step at a time. You know, I'm still not sure I like that boy, but... ...you've went through all this trouble, so I think I should at least give him a chance. I love you, Dad. Unless you were to change your mind, - there might be a convertible in it... - Daddy! You're right, you're right. Bad parenting. I should be ashamed. - Unless you were to change your mind, then... - 'Fraid not, big guy. No offense, but what in the Sam-heck am I doin' sittin' here hugging you? I got a boyfriend to call. Hey! [reggae music playing] ♪ Daughter and Dad No longer in a fight, Mon ♪ ♪ Everything's gonna be alright, Mon ♪ ♪ All day and all of the night, Mon! ♪ - [music fading out] - Or is it, Mon? Jake, I couldn't wait to tell you, I... - I'll call you back. - [button beeping] Jesse... Hey man, listen, I'm really sorry about the whole dating thing. - Forget it. - C'mon, you can't be mad. It's not like we were together or anything. Jesse. Oh, c'mon. Oh, c'mon. Jesse? I'm happy for you. It looks like you got what you wanted. OK, uh, still sensing a little bit of edge here. Oh, I get it. [singing] Someone's used to being in control. Am I right? Am I right? Who's right? I am. I really like you, OK? - What? - Don't worry about it. I am a big boy, and I will get over it. Besides, it's pretty obvious you're way into this other guy. I am. Well, he's very lucky and I hope he knows it. Thanks. I mean, I kinda think that he could be the one. Hm. It's a good line for a song. I mean, I'd lose the whole "kinda" part. Makes you sound a little "one foot in, one foot out." Yeah. He could be the one. ♪ He could be the one ♪ - ♪ He could be the one ♪ - [playing keyboard] ♪ He could be the one ♪ ♪ Yeah he could be the one He could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one ♪ ♪ He's lightning Sparks are flying ♪ ♪ And everywhere I go he's always on my mind and ♪ ♪ I'm going crazy about him lately ♪ I can't help myself from how my heart is racing. Perfect! ♪ And I can't help myself from how my heart is racing ♪ ♪ And I think I'm really digging on his vibe ♪ ♪ He really blows me away ♪ ♪ He's got something special He's got something special ♪ ♪ And when he's looking at me I want to get all sentimental ♪ ♪ Smooth talkin' So rockin' ♪ ♪ He's got everything that a girl's wantin' ♪ ♪ He's such a cutie He's gettin' to me ♪ ♪ And when he walks into a room It's like a movie ♪ ♪ Think I'm really falling for his smile ♪ ♪ Get butterflies when he says my name ♪ ♪ He's got something special He's got something special ♪ ♪ And when he's talking to me I want to get all sentimental ♪ ♪ He's got something special He's got something special ♪ ♪ I can hardly breathe Something telling me ♪ ♪ Telling me maybe he could be the one ♪ Aww, look at you. You're all choked up. Come here. I loved the song. And I love that you wrote it just for me. Yep, that's what I did. [slow music plays] ♪ First Miley had a guy who she had to hide ♪ ♪ Then her daddy said OK and she was satisfied ♪ ♪ Then Jesse came in acting cool ♪ ♪ And Miley turned into a fool ♪ ♪ A fool for love She needs help from above ♪ ♪ Now Jesse's here and so is Jake ♪ ♪ But which one will she pick ♪ ♪ So she won't make a huge mistake ♪ ♪ Jake is cute as he can be ♪ ♪ But Jesse drips of mystery ♪ ♪ Which will she choose Which guy will win ♪ ♪ Which guy will lose Hey hey ♪ I can't believe it. Everything is finally working out for us. It sure is. [coughing] I, uh, [coughs] got a tickle. - Oh, really? - Yeah, I wouldn't wanna... [coughs] ...kiss you and then sneeze on you and get you all Jesse... messy. Get you all messy. Yeah, and get you sick, too. Whoo, we would not want that. - I think it's worth the risk. - Not me. Yeah, not me, because I care too much about you, mister. So, I'm gonna be strong for the both of us and say see you later, guitar player... alligator. "See you later, guitar player" is what I used to say to my dad when I was little. 'Cause my dad's a guitar player. Yeah. Whoo! Yep, that's a fever. [sighing] Hey, well, you get some rest and feel better and know that I'm thinking about you every minute until I see you again. And when I fall asleep, I'm gonna dream about you. Are you gonna dream about me? I sure hope so. But you know dreams, they're uncontrollable little suckers. - Yeah. - Can't control what just pops into your head. Could be you, could be a sandwich, I mean, your Jess...guess. Your guess is just as good as mine. Air kiss, bye! - [button beeping] - Lilly, it's me. You've gotta get over here right now! - [gasping] - Yeah, Miley, I'm a little busy right now. - Pulling, pulling, pulling! - Sorry, I'm sorry! Oliver's got this big knot in his hair and I'm trying to get it out without... - [whimpering] Hurting, hurting me! - Sorry, honey. Lilly, I mean it. Right now. It's code red! - [crashing noise] - Code red. [panting] Why didn't you say so? Man, you weren't kiddin' about that knot. And he thought I couldn't get it out. [screeching] Ahh! ♪ Whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪ Oh my gosh, you're in love with Jesse? - I'm not in love with Jesse. - And yet you're seeing his head on Jake's body. Interesting. OK, fine! I'm a little bit attracted to him, but I can control it, because I'm not gonna let this ruin what I have with Jake. We have such history. We have way too much history to throw it away on some intense, brooding, passionate, strong... - ...yet sensitive guy... - Miley. ...who has these warm brown eyes that move you like the moon with the tide. You know, a dance as old as time itself. Well, as long as you can control it. Control what? Oh, boy. Whoo! Nothing like a two mile run to make a man feel at one with the world. Great. Must be nice to be you. Well, hello to you, little miss mood swing. I thought you'd be happy now that everything's in the open with you and Jake. I am happy. I'm thrilled! Overjoyed. Ecstatic! [laughing] Isn't that right, Lilly? Right, yeah. Happy. Never seen her happier. Is that the face of a happy girl, or what? OK, then, uh... You should be excited to know that I was thinking about inviting Jake over for dinner so he and I can get to know each other a little better. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea, having Jake over for dinner 'cause he's my boyfriend. My only boyfriend. The only one that I want. The only one that I need. You get that, mister? Sweet niblet. Honey, what I'm trying to say is, uh, you and I need a little code word for when you're dealin' with these, uh, teenage girl things. Something like, "The walrus sings at midnight." - The walrus sings at midnight. - The walrus sings at midnight, that's it. Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight. I get it. I get it, uh... I might go for another run, a little more one-ness with the world, you know? Whoo! I have got... I have got to get over this stupid Jesse thing. How? You're with him like every day. I know, but I'm a professional. I can shake it off. Really? OK, all right, well... ...let's say this cookie jar is Jesse, OK? And he's playing and your eyes meet just as you're singing, ♪ He could be the one He could be the one ♪ Miley? Miley? - Miley! - What? That was not me. That was the cookie jar. He made the first move. The toaster warned me about you, mister. Bad monkey! Miley, you just kissed a ceramic monkey and then broke up with it. How are you gonna control yourself when you see the real Jesse? - Put paper bag over his head? - [scoffing, sputtering] Of course not. Come on, Lilly, that is ridiculous. [♪ Miley Cyrus: He Could Be the One] ♪ I can hardly breathe Something's telling me ♪ ♪ Maybe he could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one He could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one He could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one ♪ [Jesse] OK, this is not working. [Miley] That's because you are not giving it chance. Kids are gonna love the whole, you know, Hannah Montanimal thing. It's gonna be great for the tour, because it is like a circus with music. Am I right? I am always thinkin'. Always... whoa! I'm all right! Maybe we should just call it a day. Yeah, um... OK, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but this? - It's not your best idea. - I know. I've just gotta learn, you know, to be around Jesse without getting all weak-kneed. [sighing] [gasping] Sweet sweaty niblets. OK, OK. All right, all right. Be strong. You can do this. OK, what gives? You are way too smart to come up with something this stupid. Hey! For your information, you are looking at a girl stupid enough to dress up as a chicken, a duck, a swan... A pirate, a carrot. Oh, and once at a Make a Moose - she had an explosion in her pants. - Yeah. That's not what it sounds like! Look, my point is, is I am plenty stupid. Fine. If you don't want to tell me what's going on, I'm outta here. No, Jesse, please. It's honesty time. - Lola? - Yeah? It's honesty time. - Yeah? - Go! Fine, I'll go to the bathroom. I'm attracted to you, OK? - Really? - Yes, but I'm not gonna do anything about it. - Really? - Really. Because I have someone that's caring and loyal and is always gonna be there for me. Are you dating a guy or a golden retriever? Stop it! Look, the point is, I love Jake. And I'm not gonna ruin that just because of some smooth-talking, good-looking, intense, brooding... ...sweet, strong yet sensitive guy, who... Do me a favor. Put this on for me. There. You're a heartbreaker and I just... I just can't be with someone like that. - Wait a minute... - Hey! I saw you dump that girl the other day. That's what I thought. I dumped her because I met you. How many times have you used that one before? OK, a lot. But this time I mean it. It's different with you. I can't get you out of my head. Your laugh, the way you lose yourself in a song, the way you love life. Just say no if you want me to stop. [stammering] No! No. No. See, I can't do this, because uh, I mean I want to kiss you. You have no idea how much I wanna kiss you. Boy, do I wanna kiss you. You wanna what? Jakeee! I was just writing a song for you! ♪ You have no idea how much I wanna kiss you ♪ ♪ My Jakee wakee baby yeah yeah ♪ Let's go! Isn't that right, Jesse? - What? - Yeah, I don't believe it either. Look, nothing happened and nothing was going to happen. - But you wanted it to. - One problem at a time, please! Look, you know how I feel about you, Jake. I thought I did. Now I'm not so sure. When you figure it out, let me know. Me, too. But for what it's worth, I wanted to kiss you, too. Wow. Go to the bathroom, you just miss everything. Hey, Miles, we got here as fast as we could. Yeah, we would've been here sooner, but somebody thought "code red" meant "stop and get frozen yogurt on the way to Miley's." Ah, that's funny. Don't remember this bothering you when you were eating most of it! Hey! Oh, how selfish am I? I mean, my life is practically falling apart, but I'm interrupting a yogurt crisis! Sorry, OK, we're here for you. OK, so what's the deal? Both of these guys are just waiting for you to make up your mind? - Yeah. - Man. I gotta tell you, Miley. If I found out Lilly was torn between me and another guy, - dude, I would walk right up to her and I would say... - What? You would say what? You take all the time you need, sweetheart. I live for you, only you, and would you like a foot massage? Aww! See? This is why I love you, and why I would never even think of looking at another guy because I am a one guy kind of girl, you know? I don't go buzzing around like some little queen bee from one little pretty flower to the next pretty flower... ...but that's just me. You know, I don't make any judgments. Oh, look at the time, we're late! Late for what? We just got here. - We're just late, OK? - OK. Look, you know, whatever choice you make, it's gonna be OK. - Let's face it, they're both gorgeous. - What? In a way that's totally unattractive to me personally because to me it's not about the looks. Excuse me? Which is why your rugged good looks are just icing on the cake. - You're darn right. - Yeah. Man, this is just so hard. I mean, you... ...we have so much history. I mean, I loved you, then I couldn't stand you, then I loved you, then I couldn't stand you again, and then you did the whole "gotcha" thing, and then we kissed and... ugh! And you, I mean... Jesse, we have no history, but when we were writing that song, I mean, something clicked and then you said all those incredibly sweet things and then we almost kissed which brings me back to ugh! Why do you have to be so wonderful? Why can't you guys just do the honorable thing and stink? Ugh! - [Jesse] Hey, watch it! - [Jake] Not the face, not the face! What do you see in this guy anyway? Ooh, real macho movie star, are ya? "Not the face, not the face!" Come on, I know you had thing with him, but that doesn't mean you have to stay with him out of guilt. Guilt? She loves me, not you. I think you mean "loved," as in "the past." As in "that was then," and this is "Jesse time." - It's Jake time. - Jesse time. - Jake time. - Jesse. - Jake! - Jesse! - Jake! - Jesse! - Jake! - Jesse! Stop it! [groaning] You OK? Daddy? I'm yelling at pictures. Does this seem normal to you? Mile, in this family, I stopped expecting normal a long time ago. What's going on? Remember Jesse, the one I pretended to like so you'd maybe like Jake a little better? - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. - So you don't like Jake anymore? - Didn't say that. - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, boy. - Actually, "oh, boys." Ooh, well. Huh. Sounds like you got yourself in a pretty tough situation here. I really feel for ya. [both sighing] But it's clear to me there's only one thing you can do. Dump 'em both, buy shoes. Two pair. I'll pay, your choice. - Daddy. - OK. Three pair. I'll go Italian and not even blink an eye. Dad, you are no help at all. No guy is. The only thing ya'll are good for is opening jars, changing tires and going downstairs with a baseball bat when we think we hear something. [playing Renaissance music] ♪ Men are useless Yes it's true ♪ ♪ I'm a man and so are you ♪ ♪ Don't ask us stuff 'cause we're always wrong ♪ ♪ We don't even know how to end this song ♪ ♪ La la lalala la la la la la... ♪ Dad, you can show me as many pictures of shoes as you want, but it's not gonna change anything. But bookmark the page for when I'm feeling better. Now Mile, I know I'm not much good when it comes to this kinda thing, but I think I know someone who is. Oh, no. Dad, you're not gonna show me that Gilligan's Island episode where he had to choose between Ginger and Mary Ann, and ends up losing the both of them? Yeah, and the banana raft. I thought for sure it was gonna get 'em off the island that time. Well, but don't worry, I am positive you've not seen this before. Just click on "play." - Hey, baby girl. - Mom? Well, if you're watching this, it means you've reached an age where you're having boy troubles. And your daddy's only solution is to bring out one of those goofy Gilligan's Island episodes. [Robby] Hey, they're full of good messages about the ups and downs of life. [horse snorts] Blue Jeans' right. He says hush up and hold the camera. Come here. Now, honey, you're probably wishing I was there to help you. But the truth is, even if was, I'd be telling you exactly what I'm telling you now. The only voice that really matters is the one inside you. It's easier than you think. And if you listen to your heart, the answer will always come to you. It's gonna be OK, sweet pea. I love you. Love you, too. All right. [sighing] OK. OK, heart, I'm listening. Let's hear the answer. Still listening. Don't be shy. - Just you and me here. - [phone ringing] Jake. - Well, I guess this means... - [other phone ringing] Jesse? Oh, mud crunkeys! Hi, I can't get to the phone right now but I really, really wanna hear what you have to say. So please leave a message. Um, and I don't care what length. 'Cause I really, really wanna hear what you have to say. All right, beep! Hey, it's me. - I just wanted to say that... - I feel kinda bad about putting you on... ...the spot like that. The bottom line is... - ...no matter what you decide, - [together] I just want you to be happy. [groaning] Two boys that just want me to be happy? You didn't see that one coming, did ya, Mom? I thought you said it was easy, listening to your heart. [♪ Miley Cyrus: Don't Wanna Be Torn] ♪ I thought you said it was easy ♪ ♪ Listening to your heart ♪ ♪ I thought you said I'd be OK ♪ ♪ So why am I breaking apart ♪ ♪ Don't wanna be told ♪ ♪ Why is all this so confusing complicated and consuming ♪ ♪ Why has all this made me angry♪ ♪ Want to go back to being happy... ♪ Wow. So it's not me. It's just, when your picture landed in front of me... - ...I... - You were disappointed. I'm sorry. Jesse, but there's just something between Jake and me. Well, like I said, he's a lucky guy. - Go on. It's OK. - Thanks. Miley? Miley? I got your message, so is it me, or...? Jaaaake! [Best of Both Worlds melody] ♪ She was in love with both guys ♪ ♪ But she had to choose ♪ ♪ Which meant the other would lose ♪ ♪ She was in love with both guys ♪ ♪ Then she listened to her heart ♪ ♪ And now you know it helped her choose the right guy! ♪ [both giggling] [♪ Miley Cyrus: He Could Be the One] ♪ He's got something special He's got something special ♪ ♪ And when he's looking at me I want to get all sentimental ♪ ♪ He's got something special He's got something special ♪ ♪ I can hardly breathe Something's telling me ♪ ♪ Telling me Maybe he could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one He could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one He could be the one ♪ ♪ He could be the one ♪ - [whispering] Are you sure? - [mouthing] Yes.

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Length: 49min 27sec (2967 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 14 2023