[???]: And the most handsome... ...And the friendliest citizen of the sea... ...It was me. [Salty]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! [Pastey]: All right. What bullshit are you torturing with me this time? [Salty]: So, have you heard of the television show? I don't know... It's... It's kind of indie... uhh, Spongebob Squarepants? [Pastey]: No! Pray tell. Prevue, what is this "Squared-pant?" [Salty]: So, it's like this new show about like a sponge, a talking sponge.... Alright? like I know that's hard to believe... But he's talks and his name is "Bob." Sponge. Bob. It's completely insane. People out here saying that Rick and Morty is ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ... But this is like expanded. ๐๐ช๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ ๐ข๐๐ข๐. I don't know whether to call this... A web series? Like maybe a fan web series? I think it's a fan-made web series. Somebody DMed me on twitter about it, and they didn't say anything, along with the link They just sent me the link, and the word, "Hi." And that was it. [Pastey]: Okay. So, that's the way I send you any of the shitposts that I edit, and that makes me very scared. So this is gonna be a terrible one. [Salty]: I don't know what this is about... I just know, it's like I guess a fan creation. Regarding the Spongebob Squarepants lore. And it's called "SpongeBob in: Beyond the Tale of Blue." It's been dubbed into English, It's not originally English. I don't know what language it is. (initially) But, it's been fully dubbed in English. I'm going to first show you the trailer... to episode 2 of this web series. [Pastey]: Great? [Salty]: And then we'll watch episode 1, and 2. I have not seen this. I've only seen... Little clips, and I immediately was like "I need to show Pastey this." [Pastey]: What the fuck is this? [Female voice]: Welcome to our city of beyond. [Spongebob]: do you think we're going the right way, Patrick? [Salty]: Ugh- *cough* oooh... What is happening here? [???]: Welcome. Welcome my children. How do you like this city my friends? [Spongebob]: What are these sacks the sharks are moving over-- [???]: Shh! Come in inside... (Pastey Laughing)
[Salty]: I'm not gonna lie. It looks good... but I'm very confused. The voices totally throw me off- "You can ๐๐ข๐๐ก this series." [Pastey]: Dude, we can join?! (Pasty laughing) [Salty]: Sponge, I'd like to fuck. Pastey, I want to ask. Are you ready to watch the whole episode? [Pastey]: I'm really ready to ask Okay. So, they at the very end, they advertised their "VK", which is "Russian Facebook..." So, this was originally a Russian cartoon. [Salty]: Yeah, we're kinda unraveling this as we watch. [Pastey]: it seems like there's a lot of conflicting art... Like, some of the assets that they use in the background are like... pretty high quality. And then like, some of the other characters look like they ripped them from "GoAnimate." [Salty]: Also, I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure that this is a very serious storyline. Spongebob fan film. [Pastey]: Oh- oh no... [Pastey]: Oh- oh no...
[Salty]: I think that they're tackling a ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ serious Spongebob storyline... [Salty]: I think that they're tackling a ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ serious Spongebob storyline... Then the show would normally tackle. If you look at the thumbnails, if you go to the channel... and look at all the thumbnails,They- they're very dark and eerie looking... And the soundtrack used for the commercial is not playful at all. It's very like... like, "๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐ง๐?" and as you can see, the first episode has been uploaded a total of... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... Eight times. All in different languages. [PASTEY]: Dude, they have it in Arabic? They have it in Turkish, That's good. Korean. [Salty]: Whoever made this fan series, obviously put in a lot of effort making it, but didn't label the episodes correctly? The first one is like, "Spongebob Beyond" series episode... And then episode two, isn't labeled as "episode two" in the title... It just says "Welcome to beyond." Episode four has the title "episode four" in it You would think that they would go back, and change it. So that everybody would have the proper titles... Of episode three, four, and whatever. But no, we just got this. So let's let's get into Episode one. [PASTEY]: "Spongebob beyond series..." So it's like "Batman Beyond?" Is it supposed to be taking a deep look at the future and SpongeBob, or some crap? [Salty]: It's like a dark retelling of the SpongeBob storyline. Where it's like a gritty dark reboot. ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐? ๐ด๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐. (Salty and Pastey laughing) [Pastey]: Why are they 3d models? [Salty]: The first episode is using 3d models! [Pastey]: Dude, they look like- they look like they were ripped out of like "SpongeBob: Battle for Bikini Bottom" from the Xbox. Dude, like. [Salty]: "As usual." as SpongeBob does. (Salty laughing) What is this?! (laughing) (laughing)
[Salty]: What the fuck? [Narrator]: This is the Krusty Krab. Where you can find the best burgers of Bikini Bottom. [Salty]: Why is the narrator like whispering ASMR? like? [Narrator]: Everyone found out, their fate, was twisted. [Shark]: Thousands of years of civilizations and just two world wars? [Salty]: Is that Donald Trump, Is that Donald Trump, as a fish? [Narrator]: They have run out of the special spice. [Salty]:(Laughing) That sounds exactly like Mr. Krabs. [Spongebob]: Mr. Krabs, Can I have a raise? [Mr. Krabs]: They have run out of the special spice. [Salty]: ''They've run out of the special spice.'' Oh-ho! Get away! Get away! *Screams* [PASTEY]: This literally sounds like a "Tops 5" video dude, like. ๐๐ช๐ข๐๐๐ง 5 ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐ง๐๐ฃ ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐๐. [Salty]: Dude, it's inside out! It's inside out! This is like those fucking "Elsa gate" videos, this is exactly what this is! Pastey, this might be the greatest episode of Spongebob I've ever fucking watched in my life. [Pastey]: I'm- I'm- I don't understand Why is there a bucket cum on the floor? What is this? [Salty]: Could not tell you what was happening right now. I really- I can't. [Narrator]: Their mouth was open for about 17 days, and 16 hours, and 15 minutes, and แตแถฆแตสฐแตสธ แตแถฆแตสฐแต หขแตแถแตโฟแตหข... *Coughing* [Salty]: The narrator is literally dying! [Salty]: Like it's not even an act. Like his lungs are giving out mid recording, and no one's doing anything. [Pastey]: The people that probably made this, were literally like a Russian oligarch... Whose just really in love with SpongeBob, and they just went to the nearest gulag, and at gunpoint... Forced one of the dying laborers to just Record, voice over for this. (Soviet anthem plays) [Narrator]: And the most handsome... ...And the friendliest citizen of the sea... It was me. [Salty]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! [Pastey]: Dude, it's the- it's the turtle from fucking Kung Fu Panda, and he's got nipples. [Salty]: I've never been so excited to watch episode 2 of anything [Pastey]: Dude, that look like the beginning of like the the nega version of Hotel Mario intro. [Salty]: Everybody follow 12th art group on Tumblr, Twitter, or whatever! [Pastey]: So, I opened... I open their Twitter, and like, I don't understand, do they make something else other than this? Because all they have are a bunch of like, anthropomorphic shark characters there. Right? [Salty]: "Blue is a dolphin who is powered by sea... Enters the battle to help Green the leader of Beyond City to defeat the Sharks leader... Theodor." So, I'm guessing that this is a part of this... the Spongebob series? But maybe at some point they just phase out SpongeBob, and just do original characters? [Pastey]: So, what you're telling me is these are all... OCs in the SpongeBob universe? [Salty]: I'm very sure that these are OCs in the Spongebob universe... To be fair, these illustrations are mad good! [Pastey]: Yeah, They don't look bad a lot of the art that they've gotten from like their fans, and stuff is pretty dope. I'm just so confused as to the fact of, what I just watched, and trying to piece together... How what we just saw will lead into *this* [Salty]: Yeah, like how is SpongeBob and Patrick going to... talk to... "Blue the son of nobleman and also protector of Beyond City called William." He's got like fuckin' Thor's hammer- how is SpongeBob and Patrick gonna lead into this? I'm so glad, I stumbled upon this. Like, nobody else probably knows what the fuck this is. I just noticed this too, they only have 700 subscribers on their YouTube channel, but they have like 2,000 followers on their Twitter? You would think that they would have more subscribers on YouTube than they do... Followers on Twitter. because you know, YouTube is where all the content that they make is. But no, Twitter has more of a following. I just find all of this kind of bizarre yet... Also, really interesting? Sure episode 1, and that trailer were kind of... Weird. To say the least. But like from here, I don't know. [Pastey]: I'm glad, because this is bizarre. This is really bizarre to me. Alright, let's- let's hop into this next episode because I really want to see where it goes from. Whatever the hell that first episode was. the other very odd thing to me is that... The first video came out in a little more than two years ago... It came out September 2016. Episode 2 only came out three months ago. [Salty]: That's so weird... [Pastey]: Yeah I don't know, maybe... Do they have like a Kickstarter equivalent in like Russia, or something..? That they did to get this going because this is... This is- this is very- this is very odd. [Salty]: It's like a weird mystery, it's like; "Saltydkdan and Pastey: Internet mysteries!" What exactly is 12th ART group? What happened to art groups 1 through 11? [Pastey]: Those are all the failed sleeper cells, we stumbled upon the one functioning Russian sleeper cell whose- *Wheeze* Whose job it is to produce SpongeBob content, to brainwash Americans, that... That's it. [Salty]: Look at this fucking design! [Salty/Pastey]: What the fuck? [Pastey]: Like, look at this! This actually looks like very very high quality background. [Salty]: Look at these high quality chains. What is- what is this? [Pastey]: I don't know...
[Salty]: It's like a serious SpongeBob fanfic... [Salty]: It's like a serious SpongeBob fanfic... But like with really high budget, and quality? [Narrator 2.0]: Spongebob, and Patrick arrived at the forest, by the city of Beyond... [Salty]: The narrator got better! [Pastey]: I think- yeah, I think they got a different they might have gotten a different narrator, who's I think is English. [Salty]: That, or they got a narrator that no longer smoked. [Pastey]: Okay, so, there's still- there's still 3d... sort of 3d models? but... [Salty]: Actually, no, they uses puppet rigs for animation actually, It's not 3d. but it looks slightly 3d. [Pastey]: You're right. You're right.
[SALTY]: Actually, no, they uses puppet rigs for animation actually, It's not 3d. but it looks slightly 3d. [Salty]: Actually, no, they uses puppet rigs for animation actually, It's not 3d. but it looks slightly 3d. [Pastey]: Yeah, yeah. [Salty]: What the fuck is this?! This is straight-up like... Fucking Game of Thrones esque... story for spongebob! [Pastey]:"Spongebob, and Patrick stumble into the Syrian refugee crisis." Like, what the hell is going on? [Salty]: Is this the fucking "Trail of Tears"? [Pastey]: So, is this like, the nether realm... Bikini Bottom? [Salty]: So, have you ever heard of the nether from Minecraft? This is essentially the nether in SpongeBob. [Pastey]: Dude like, look at this! This is literally like a fisheye wide-angle lens shot. What... is going on? [Salty]: Tag yourself. I'm that guy. I don't even know why they're here in the first place. This is to just get spices for the Krabby Patties? Is that it? [Pastey]: Yeah, that's yep. That's exactly it โซ I've been really trying~ ba-by! โซ [Shark]: Hey guys! look what we have here! ["The Boss"]: Welcome. Welcome my children. How do you like the city my friends? [Pastey]: Goddamn... Spongebob getting in with the Amish mafia. (Salty Cracking-up) [Salty]: My question is; how can I get in on the voice-acting in this series? [Pastey]: We got to find the Russian oligarch with the spongebob fetish, that is making this, and then like... You could probably just shoot him an email, or add him on Twitter, or something and say... "Hey! I'd like to put my talents to good use." [Spongebob]: Good afternoon, Mr. Billy! (Salty cracking up) [Salty]: These character rigs are so good! I love their expressions. You know, what's so weird, I think... SpongeBob, and Patrick... Could be the R2-D2 and C-3PO of this story. Like how in the original Star Wars; they were like comedic relief characters, but they set the plot in motion. Maybe we haven't met the main characters yet. [Pastey]: I guess, cause the thing that I'm a little worried about that we glossed over... What we were talking is the fact that; I'm pretty sure, he just made the... the comparison that, uh... These spices, uh, they'll... they'll destroy your body... I think these are supposed to be like, "drug pushers". Like I-- [Salty]:(Quietly) Oh my God... [Pastey]: Is this supposed to be like- the like an open opium market, or some shit? like. [Salty]: Is he like ordering a hit, on the turtle? Oh my fucking God! Oh my god! I need to know-- Who is this fucker?! This is apparently the... According to like the way they're advertising it, this must be the main character of this story? At least in Star Wars, they didn't wait until the third episode to introduce any characters. [Salty]: Episode three, is the episode where we're gonna get to see that "female SpongeBob". [Pastey]: No way... [Salty]: at least, according to that trailer that we watched; it has to be episode three. [Pastey]: I'm also really excited because my "up next" video is 25 minutes of Gene's best moments from the Emoji Movie. So- [Salty]: What kind of fucking videos do you watch? (Laughter) That is the way to start an episode! [Salty]: "Ow, I don't think he'll show up." Who the fuck is Billy, and Jay? [Salty]: Did I miss something?
[Pastey]: I have no idea. [Salty]: Oh my god. When you see that fat ass... [Pastey]: Bro Spongebob just fucking came his pants. [Salty]: Look how fucking pale she is... She's looking albino sponge. This is going on for on an uncomfortably long time, bro. [Salty]: 'Please stop staring at me. Please. Please!' [Salty]: He's polishing the table cloth! [Salty]: This motherfucker is like: "hey, I know that you paid for dinner, but help my daughter take the garbage out." [Pastey]: Don't get it [Salty]: The production value on this is fucking insane! [Pastey]: I don't understand... [Salty]: Where did this come from? [Pastey]: I don't know, bro... [Salty]: I keep saying like; "I don't know what this is"; but, there's nothing else I can really say about it. Like-- What the fuck is this?! [Pastey]: It's like, it's just bizarre amalgamation of really high-quality assets... With; whatever the hell you're looking at on screen. Oh my God, Are we about to meet the main antagonist? Is that what this is? Oh, thank god, finally. *Chuckle* and then, from the darkness, Dr. Phil M&M walks out. Oh... Oh... Good! Oh... Good! What this was missing... Oh... Good! What this was missing... The eugenic! [Salty]: They're gon-- They're gonna execute him. Oh my God! Oh my GOD! they're gonna fucking EXECUTE him! (Salty Laughing) [Pastey]: Holy crap! [Salty]: Yeah, this is exactly what this spongebob fan series needed! (Pastey Wheezing) Public execution! [Pastey]: Oh? All right. Yeah, there we go. Got the hyaline! Thank God. [Salty]: Dude, that's Morty from "Rick and Morty!" [Pastey]: Like, I don't-- I don't understand why they intercut like these really high-resolution... Renders of like just still images, or whatever; with their model-- like-- look... like, I would expect to see something like this, and like an official, like... Uh... Comic, or something like that. You know what I mean? [Salty]: The cinematography is like, legit on point! What is happening right now?! [Pastey]: I don't know; I don't get this... [Salty]: I'm I like, low-key becoming a fan of the show? "12th Art Group" truly needs more subs. [Pastey]: So yeah, they made-- they made a comic version of: episode two... Fuck made this though? By 12th Art Grou-- okay, but who-- but who made this?? [Salty]: This simple recording just became; something so much deeper... [Pastey]:Yeah, right. Let's look at--
[Salty]: then what I was initially thinkin-- [Salty]: I thought that this is gonna be a fun romp, but this has just become; this huge mystery! "Hello spongebob fans..." "Have you ever watched spongebob Beyond series?" "Watch 12th Art products in YouTube channel." [Pastey]: Oh, okay. Cool. It started out as like this weird comic, and that first episode... [Salty]: I think-- I think that-- that's good enough for now. I think we can leave this mystery unsolved [Pastey]: Yeah, This-- this-- this is something that, I feel like we should turn it over to... to anyone watching this to... kind of see what information they could find because this is like... This is a lot stranger than I was expecting it to be. Like, I agree... I honestly thought this is gonna be something like; you know, like watching-- You remember shit like, "SpongeBob in China," that's what I felt like this shit was gonna be like. you know, like... uh... This was not. *wheeze* [Salty]: Yeah, this is not I just thought it was a spongebob fan series, but it turned out to be so much more than that. [Pastey]: Yeah. [Salty]: And I don't-- I almost don't want to make fun of it, because it's so... The art improves vastly throughout the show... They have actual like rigged puppets for their animation. Like, digital digital rigs... And... The animation is obviously not perfect, But it's like the backgrounds are so good? [Pastey]: Yeah-- [Salty]: And, over all; the character designs are pretty damn solid! It's-- it's so weird. It's like this weird Internet anomaly. We're like... Nobody seems to know it exists? [Pastey]: Yeah, I don't-- I don't know. [Salty]: Anybody watching this, if you're interested in this series... I'll link the YouTube channel in the description below. You can go sub to them, support them... I-- I... I'm honestly interested to see where the series goes at this point. It's very interesting. I'm so interested in this right now! This was a solid experience because we went in memeing and we came out... confused and bewildered. But as usual flight seemed smack that like button if you enjoy let's try to aim for around 1500 likes and I will react to another cartoon
