HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: Spider-Man Training Studio

are you aware of the existence of spider-man in our uh current timeline yeah yeah i understand spider-man did you know that at one point there was uh an item that you could buy online called the spider-man training studio where you could train just like spider-man and this training with spider-man kit actually came with an instructional video on how you can be just like spider-man oh i wanted marvel's spider-man on ps4 to make me feel like spider-man well i hope at the end of this instructional video i too can be spider-man at its core insomniac games adventure strives to make you feel like spider-man you know maybe maybe some point tomorrow you'll see me swinging down the 42nd street new york city just dumping those hot slingy webs all over the city you know show me the spidered man i feel like spiderman hi kids this video is designed for exercising and make-believe only please do not attempt any of the moves here in the real world off to an amazing start yo is this the same spider-man from that uh you know that video of the two spiders on the bed before yeah of course you'd [ __ ] point that out you sick freak dude i'm so excited look it's a spider cool these kids be trying so hard to act just like spiderman what are you doing in my living room spider what are you doing in my living room what are you doing in my house glad you asked i sent my bioengineered spider out into the world to seek the best candidates to help me fight the evil thugs that terrorize the city holy cannoli wait what about dinner that's a good question what about dinner what about dinner kid spider-man doesn't eat food so you shouldn't either web gliding through the air is strictly for spider-man not for you dumbass kids jumping off your roof warm-up and stances was he just doing the same dance as dancing baby studio all right let's stretch torso twist oh you can see that man's bulge you can see spider-man's massive [ __ ] yeah and it ain't that massive bro you can see like the head of the penis wait a second i know what you kids are missing skin tight spandex it's important when you're slinging webs to really be able to reach out it's important when you use slinging webs to really reach out this is so homoerotic i hate this place are you stretching along with them of course i am why did it zoom in on the dick like this i would really love to see a spider-man movie where they show spider-man doing all of these stretches for like 10 minutes before the movie actually starts do you think that they made tom holland watch this video to prepare for the role remember mary jane is in trouble so you crawl from venom to save her why does mary jane look like a piece of clip art good job guys you at home how are you doing i'm not doing so good spidey i think i just [ __ ] broke my leg i especially want to see um those scenes where it's just spider-man over like a blue background doing stretches with no audio that's that's totally chroma keyable dude a hundred percent the sling stance the sling stance try it again sling stance slingsters bling stance yeah that that's the famous spider-man quote when he's fighting villains hey venom sling stance sling stance let's learn the battle ready position hold your arms up like this make sure you're not only groping their chest but also their crotch great job guys you're ready to move on when do we get to get to the uh the spider-man ass slapping because that's the the only thing that i'm here for remember to stretch before getting into spider-man ass slapping stance bad guys have this thing about throwing buses i'll never understand that what is happening dude that was straight up a family guy cut away there's just no way around it hello griffin family do any of you remember the time that venom threw that bus why is venom so [ __ ] thick dude he was [ __ ] rocking that [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] that's a thick-ass boy damn how many kids do you think all right uh attempted to actually use this in like a schoolyard fight i would pay so much [ __ ] money to see two kids fight with these techniques like yes imagine there's a circle of kids standing around two kids standing in the middle one obvious bully and the kid he's picking on is just like spike crouch spidey stance they just get ducked in the face oh please stop playing [Music] the spiderman protect me spidey spider who told me this somebody told me they said it's a lie crossblock crossblock crossblock this is some of like the most intense taekwondo i've ever seen in my [ __ ] life so the thing that i'm worried about is that like when i'm doing these the you know any of these poses really and there's no sound effects i don't know if i'll be able to and like you lost your train of thought as soon as green screen spidey came on yeah he started coming onto screen speed walking at me like i said before fighting should always be your last resort but considering the villains will be up against be ready for anything it's time to strike yeah now bet already ready your spidey striker will make a sound so don't hold back don't hold back pretend that it is your abusive father [Music] what the [ __ ] are these moves i don't know i've just been so distracted by spider-man's impressive bulge that i haven't been able to practice my spidey ducking and jumping man oh my god there's a it's a fake out kick they kick to the left and then they kick to the right look look at this you harness your spidey strength and explode with a double punch to target you harness your spidey strength and explode i said it once i'll say it again this is so goddamn homoerotic dude spider-man has been slowly getting harder this whole time i've been watching this spider-man's got it going on man oh my god shawty i don't mind you aren't a true spider-man fan unless you know that spider-man killed mary jane with his radioactive semen hey kids do you know about my radioactive semen i love how his eyes have slowly been coming off center on his mask let's see those arms give me a good flex whoa guys i'm glad mary jane isn't here you're starting to make me look did he just say that these two kids flexing are gonna steal mary jane away from him man you two sexy ass kids are gonna steal my girlfriend away i might as well steal you while i'm here now that's power let's see you do it yeah yeah you [ __ ] do it spider-man wanna do some pretend web slinging yeah are you ready at home no thought so web sling sling whoa that's pretty good but don't point that slinger at me don't point that slinger at me kids great job but remember you're in the heat of battle you can't stand still for very long sometimes [Music] you guys want to play a game to practice your new spidey skills no great now take off all of your clothes this is a game i like to call spidey says it's just like simon says but instead of simon you get spider-man spidey says do you know that card that you use to buy v bucks on fortnite give me that card spidey sir wait what is what is it what is this filter that they're putting on these children what is this it's the comic book filter dude it looks like they're these children are getting deep fried duck slain ah i didn't say spidey says [ __ ] you spider-man you can't trick me spidey says doc knocker with a jump sling jump sling venom vanquisher oh i didn't say spidey says oh i didn't say spidey sad [Music] what was it that one horn what was with that one horn on that car what was he beeping at he obviously wasn't beeping at spider-man was he [ __ ] idiots new york drivers shake my head you guys ready to try it yeah you know it it took these kids two months to memorize all of their lines remember to keep your fingers pointed um spidey are you all right no i'm just having a migraine kids i've been up all night last night drinking remember to keep your fingers pointed um spidey are you all right my spotty sense is tingling venom is across town we need to web glide over there to see what he's up to are you ready yeah you at home are you ready to battle venom oh [ __ ] yeah we're gonna fight venom [Music] yeah i don't know what this is but it's kind of hot keep doing the web gliding movements and follow me we don't have much time to catch him this is like a just dance level dude what the [ __ ] is this model why is this dude got it going on so what is that dude what a horny [ __ ] made this goddamn venom model i want to see if we can get a clear shot of his ass oh that was close look how close he is though that's what i'm saying like look at this look talk about a [ __ ] hourglass figure jesus christ that was just dude that's like the same amount of thickness as the donkey kong model from the donkey kong country animated show you know why spider-man's chasing after this guy is because you know he's gonna let you spank it more than once i like how spider-man looks like a let's player the bottom yeah yeah come on uh where's pewdiepie gonna start crying after venom dies look out jump sling stance go sling stance oh really dude do you remember that you remember the funny meme from 2007 the oh really owl that was all that was really funny i like that oh really all right that got him web slinging to the wall until the police arrive i'll be back yeah that that really thin ass web is definitely gonna hold him look his arms clipping through the wall [Laughter] congratulations you are now spider-man in real life dude i would want that transition like just that screen you are now spider-man i want like a computer print out of that i could staple to my resume what are your qualifications for this job well uh i am officially spider-man awesome yeah what what there he is just venom doing what he does best driving an uber congratulations you are now officially spiderman now spiderman dude i'm literally putting that in my twitter bio as i speak i am officially spider-man certified spider-man you try it snap the number four on your target scorpion snap snap i don't feel so good [Music] [Music] oh [Music] here we go

Channel: Saltydkdan

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Keywords: spider-man, reaction, react, spiderman, into the spiderverse, comedy, funny, meme, edit, have you heard about, parody, venom, peter parker, training video, spider-man ps4, miles morales, saltydkdan, salty

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Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 05 2019