- YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED AND HAD A CHILD. TWO THINGS THAT YOU PROBABLY... [cheers and applause] - TWO THINGS THAT I SWORE
I WOULD NEVER, EVER DO AGAIN IN LIFE. I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK IT
WAS POSSIBLE TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY. AND I THOUGHT FOR SURE
I HAD A NEED NEVER TO GET MARRIED AGAIN. - RIGHT. - SO I'VE LEARNED NEVER
TO SAY NEVER. I MEAN, IT'S, YOU KNOW-- - LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING. - [sighs] YEAH.
- YEAH. - OR A BABY DOES,
FOR SURE. - YEAH, WELL, A BABY
FOR SURE CHANGES EVERYTHING. HOW OLD IS THE NEWEST ONE? - SEVEN MONTHS. - SEVEN MONTHS OLD. - AND HE, SHE? - HE.
- HE. HIS NAME IS? - MACEO.
MACEO MARTINEZ. HE'S LIKE A RACE CAR DRIVER,
RIGHT? - HE WILL BE A RACE CAR DRIVER. - YES. - AND NAHLA IS YOUR DAUGHTER,
RIGHT? - RIGHT, SHE'S SIX.
- SHE'S SIX. AND IS SHE HAPPY
ABOUT THE NEW ADDITION? - SHE IS. YOU KNOW,
I THINK I TOLD YOU LAST TIME, SHE PRAYED AND PRAYED
FOR HIM FOR, LIKE, A YEAR
AND A HALF, FOR A BABY AND A BUNK BED. AND SHE GOT BOTH
OF THOSE THINGS. SO SHE'S JUST LIKE-- HE'S LIKE ONE OF HER DOLLIES
THAT CAME TO LIFE. YOU KNOW, AND ALL SHE WANTS
TO DO IS CHANGE HIS CLOTHES. LIKE, SHE'LL PURPOSELY, LIKE,
THROW SOMETHING ON HIS SHIRT AND SAY, "OH, MOMMY,
HE'S GOT TO CHANGE HIS SHIRT. HE HAS A MESS ON HIM." SHE JUST LIKES
TO CHANGE HIS CLOTHES, CHANGE HIS DIAPERS. - DOES SHE DO THAT?
DOES SHE CHANGE DIAPERS? - YEAH. - WOW.
LUCK YOU. - [laughs] SHE'S A GOOD HELPER. - THAT'S AMAZING. AND SHE PROBABLY DID MAKE
THAT HAPPEN IN SOME WAY, SHE PRAYED SO LONG, BECAUSE YOU REALLY
DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER CHILD. - I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE
AT MY AGE, HONESTLY. - 'CAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE,
65, RIGHT? - [laughs] - YOU LOOK GREAT. - DON'T I LOOK GREAT
FOR 65? - YOU REALLY DO. - NO BOTOX HERE. - YEAH, NO. BUT, NO, IT'S NOT THAT OLD
TO HAVE A BABY, BUT PEOPLE DON'T
USUALLY HAVE-- - THEY CALL IT
A GERIATRIC PREGNANCY. - NO, THEY DON'T. - YEAH, THEY DO. - 'CAUSE YOU'RE 40-WHAT,
42? 45? 59? 70? - I'M 47. - SOUNDS BETTER WHEN I GO WAY,
WAY UP. - I'M 47.
- 47. [cheers and applause] GERIATRIC PREGNANCY. - YEAH, AND I WAS,
YOU KNOW, ON MY WAY-- THIS IS PROBABLY WAY TMI, BUT I WAS REALLY,
YOU KNOW, KIND OF PREMENOPAUSAL,
SO... - WOW. - TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN
WAS A HUGE-- I MEAN, ONLY HER PRAYERS
COULD HAVE DONE THIS. - IT REALLY--IT SEEMS LIKE IT
WAS HER PRAYERS, DOESN'T IT? AND IS HE A GOOD BABY? IS HE SLEEPING? IS HE, LIKE,
THIS MAGICAL LITTLE THING? I MEAN, THEY ALL ARE,
RIGHT? - THEY ALL ARE, AND WE THINK
HE IS IN OUR HOUSE. BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BOYS AND GIRLS. YOU KNOW, I'M NURSING
BOTH MY-- I BREAST FED NAHLA,
AND I'M NURSING MY BABY. AND WHEN I WOULD PUT NAHLA
ON THE BOOB, SHE WOULD GO... [makes sucking sound] A NICE LITTLE GIRLY SUCK. WITH HIM,
IT'S LIKE... [makes chomping sounds] HE'S, LIKE, SUCKING
THE LIFE OUT OF ME. [laughs] SO I SEE THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BOYS AND GIRLS-- - THAT WAS TMI,
IN MY OPINION. THAT-- BUT OKAY. - I JUST WANT EVERYBODY
TO KNOW THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, THAT BOYS AND GIRLS
ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE TIME THEY GET HERE. - YEAH.
- THEY REALLY, REALLY ARE. - YEAH. THEY SUCK DIFFERENTLY. - THEY SUCK...
[laughs] JUST...
[laughs] THAT'S WHAT I GOT OUT
OF THAT. I DON'T KNOW. - [laughs] - NOW, DOES NAHLA UNDERSTAND THAT SHE'S GOT
A FANCY MOMMY ACTRESS, THAT YOU GO AND DO
THESE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS? DOES SHE FULLY GRASP IT YET? - NO, SHE DOESN'T REALLY QUITE
GET WHAT I DO. SHE'S BEEN TO SOME
OF MY SETS, BUT SHE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW
WHERE THOSE THINGS GO. LIKE, SHE'S NEVER SEEN ME
ON TELEVISION. SHE'S NEVER SEEN A FILM
OF MINE. BUT WHAT SHE REALLY THINKS I AM, AND I HEARD HER TELLING THIS
TO ONE OF HER FRIENDS. SHE SAID TO HER FRIEND,
YOU KNOW, "MY MOMMY IS A REAL PRINCESS. THAT'S WHAT SHE REALLY IS." AND SHE THINKS THAT
BECAUSE SHE SEES ME DRESS UP IN PRETTY DRESSES
AND LEAVE THE HOUSE. AND SO I MUST BE
A PRINCESS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, AND SHE THINKS
THAT I'M JUST NOT TELLING HER. BUT SHE THINKS I AM
A REAL LIVE PRINCESS. - YOU SHOULD LET HER CONTINUE
TO THINK THAT. YOU SHOULD GET, LIKE,
IN A CARRIAGE ONE DAY AND DRIVE OFF AND,
YOU KNOW, LIKE, REALLY MESS WITH HER
UNTIL SHE'S ABOUT 20, AND THEN... - AND THEN TELL HER
IT'S ALL NOT TRUE? - AND THEN TELL HER,
YEAH.
