Hades: Escape from Undertale

you know i often get asked the question nathan what are you to this i say basically i'm ghoul introducing the new basically i'm gold t-shirt perfect for halloween also every other day of the year guys here in the dark main community we are ghouls and ghouls require some sick ghoul merch and now it's finally here long gone are the days of having to tell every single person you meet that you're a ghoul now you can just wear it on your shirt and everyone will know dude so go head on to shop designbyhumans.com and get yourself some ghoul merch today do it and you will never die also go ahead and follow me on twitch dude twitch.tv slash dark man i stream three days a week at 4 pm est on sunday wednesday and friday do that and you will gain plus one strength and plus one dexterity but minus one intelligence but it's totally worth it i really recommend it all right here's the video hey guys i'm here with undertale uh this is the new update they really had a lot of stuff in this one now if you played the original undertale you already know the plot basically i'm trapped deep underground and i gotta get out of here and up to the surface with the help of many lovable supporting characters such as athena from undertale one thing they changed in this update is that this time you actually have to kill all the characters to progress which i think is a very interesting choice i really didn't expect undertale to go in this direction but you know i'm totally on board i think it's great i condone murder i don't though one other change they made is that the game is now called hades and it's a completely different game that has absolutely nothing to do with undertale so that's pretty cool guys in this game you play as zagreus a nice gray boy and you have to help him escape the ancient greek underworld and get to the surface right now i am using a sword to slice through my enemies and progress forward i will slay these goons and then i will reach the surface world where i will find uh well i don't know actually i don't know what's on the surface it could be anything whatever it is though i'm sure it's gonna be pretty epic you know maybe it'll be a a cat that can play guitar that would be pretty cool regardless i should be able to get there pretty easily i mean i am kind of new to this game i haven't really played much of it but i think i'm kind of getting the hang of it luckily i'm not on this journey alone i can use the help of various greek gods and goddesses such as artemis from undertale i will take the stronger attack please not that i'll need it this game is very easy hey demons go to hell oh wait we're already in hell so go to the well just stay here i guess looks like i'm making pretty good progress so far probably going to be at the surface any second now oh caron my homie how's it going i feel the same way it's been a pleasure doing business with you caron now if you'll excuse me i gotta keep moving forward so i can get to the surface i sure hope i don't run into any stronger enemies than the ones i've previously faced oh hello there not one step further hello how you doing now you can turn back like a good little man or i can send you home the painful way what'll it be [ __ ] me up brother come meg come face me in combat if you think you can i've never played this game before but i'm gonna beat it on my first try behold my combat prowess i'm gonna slice right through her ah meg you fool did you really think you could face a man as powerful as i no i really don't have much health left actually meg hold on just hold on a second meg let's just talk about this real quick can we talk about this meg all right good talk i feel like that was a very one-sided conversation ah [ __ ] i'm in the soup well i might have died but i suppose that's to be expected i am pretty new to this game after all now if you'll excuse me i have to talk to my dad hades from undertale what do i care you shall never reach the surface what listen up father i'm gonna get to the surface all right it's just gonna happen my iron will is absolute and nothing will distract me from my quest now if you'll excuse me i have to go talk to my dog i'm gonna pet the dog all right guys here i am on my second attempt to beat this game oh look my favorite god zeus from undertale you know i gotta say the gods in this game seem a whole lot different from their ancient greek counterparts i mean just listen to this guy talk hello it is i zeus i always ask for consent uh you know what i've actually i've already taken a lot of damage in the first room already so i think i'm just gonna start over just gonna do a quick start over it's gonna be no problem it's gonna be fine oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no i never played this game before i'm new to it that's that wasn't real that's nothing that's not real all right guys i gotta come clean i have played this game before but i only played it in early access so i haven't seen the ending yet so once again i'm gonna mow through these goons and i'll get to the service in no time to see what's there you'll notice that this time using the bow weapon you see my logic is that if i stand far away from my enemies then they won't be able to hit me this is a technique that i like to call brain usage you probably haven't heard of it sorry that was kind of mean for no reason all right meg i'm back maybe my whip might make you reconsider whatever it is that you're attempting here your whip's not been all that persuasive in the past all right meg come on i've beaten you like 80 times this should be easy i like you you're awesome and i love your hair but i gotta kill you i'm sorry this time i'll take you down with my ranged weapon behold my ranged attack all right she has one too oh she has like one health i just gotta hit her once hey try having more health next time dumbass she said to me after she killed me again ah [ __ ] i'm back in the soup hello father what's wrong [ __ ] did you get killed again dumbass shut up father this is difficult all right but i'm gonna do this okay i am going to escape from hell right now there's no time to waste now if you'll excuse me i have to go pet my dog again who's a good boy you're a good boy you're a really good boy all right fellas here i am on attempt number three i've taken the sword once again and i can't stop talking like this number 15 demons you know the great thing about this game is that with every new attempt my power doubles in size so now it's at like four infinities instead of just one you hear that demons i'm getting stronger i'm just gonna beat these demons then i'm gonna go fight meg and i'm gonna win then i'm gonna get to the surface in about two seconds and prove father wrong it's gonna be pretty epic holy [ __ ] it's poseidon from undertale oh my god it's dionysus from undertale wow that is a very attractive man i guess you could say he looks pretty great okay all right come on it wasn't that bad of a joke don't whine about it alright all right meg i'm back once again i've crawled my way back through the depths of hell to beat your ass let's go come on meg this will be our final battle this time i win meg i win this time i've decided it four infinities meg four infinities prepare to die go ahead use your laser attack again as if that could ever hit me oh [ __ ] it's fine though i'm still alive no you're a little man i'm a grown man almost there i almost got her here i go huh yeah i've done it finally all right guys well that's the whole game we beat it uh it was pretty easy but yeah that's the whole thing thanks for watching uh like and subscribe i'm just kidding it doesn't end there there's more now i'm in the next level of hell asphodel which in ancient greek translates to hot hot fire oh no alright fellas my quest to reach the surface continues through this fiery bastard zone who knows what adventures await me here now it seems as if the ghouls in this area are a little bit more advanced but that's not a problem for an epic guy like me these aren't ghouls these are fools they're full of ghouls and they aren't even cool how cruel i'm just gonna get rid of these guys no problem at all this game is very easy once again athena good evening nice to see you again what you got for me oh bronze skin oh you mean project yasuo league of legends jokes are the funniest type of comedy i remember back in the day when i was watching my favorite comedian uh jeff dunham from puppets and he said he went on stage and he said teemo more like satan and that's actually how i lost my wife and kids because they all died from laughter because it was so hilarious all right what's next oh carnival cruise nah i'm good dude it's fine i'll just get off oh no okay never mind that's cool you fools you think i'm trapped in here with you no i'm trapped in here with me die demons die in hell and after that remember to rate this cruise highly on yelp five stars please ah another successful business venture you know i gotta say right now i'm pretty awesome i'm amazing i can take on anyone i can take on any enemy that this place throws at me there's not gonna be a single enemy that gives me trouble from now on oh hello there oh the bone hydra more like the phone hydra because he should call an ambulance but not for me silly bone hydra i am going to win this battle in seconds hey next time bring some friends why don't you all right so the bone hydra brought some friends don't worry guys i've actually named them all here from the top first that's macaroni and then that's linguine and below him that's fusilli because he's the most silly luigi why'd you name them all after pasta [ __ ] you mario i can do what i want this hydra isn't even a real hydra mario he's an imposter [ __ ] you pasta hydra bring more heads next time alright so he brought more heads now of course the bottom one he's rigatoni and next to him is spaghetti and tortellini and then the last one he's called kill nithinoli because well no reason really i just thought it was a nice name god damn it i'm back in the soup i hate the soup hello son what's wrong been busy learning at dying school shut up father you don't know look even if such a school existed you would be the one who enrolled me in it so yeah you just got burned father now excuse me it's dog petting time hey boy i just did a sick burn on father what do you think of it oh he was very entertained by it oh [ __ ] it's meg hey meg all right meg here's my new joke tell me what you think how did zeus make his french fries what's the punch line don't worry i'll tell you later alright you know what i need a new weapon this time i'm taking the spear this spear will fill my enemies with fear oh dear oh my god there he is it's remembered you know one of the things that really appealed to me in this game is the fact that it's all based on greek mythology a subject in which i consider myself to be a great expert because i read the percy jackson books that one time karen what did you think of the live-action percy jackson movie yeah me too buddy me too whoa is that sisyphus well this guy rocks all right meg i'm back once again now you're probably wondering what the pun you're probably wondering what the punchline to my awesome zeus french fry joke was don't worry i'll tell you as long as you let me pass without fighting oh okay all right that's fine we can just fight them that's okay i don't even care i don't even care that you don't want to hear my awesome joke even though it was gonna be pretty awesome and funny but okay let's just fight then let's just fight and i'll keep going ancient greece he fried them in ancient greece all right onward to california just kidding this couldn't be california this place isn't nearly as hot [ __ ] bone hydra has no idea what's coming dude i'm gonna turn him into the bone marrow hydra if you know what i'm saying i hope you do because i sure don't now you might be thinking hey nathan if you're subscribers like and subscribe by the way if you're subscribers or ghouls then isn't it weird that you're killing ghouls nah man it's fine ghouls kill each other it's just what we do it's the circle of ghoul you know ah bone hydra it's good to see you again too bad i won't be seeing you much bone hydra you can call me osteoporosis all right go ahead summon the pasta boys you think these guys can kill me that's impossible i'm almost there fellas i just gotta do a couple more hits and now for the final blow hey hydra bon appetit yeah i got it oh man i did it oh my god i've done it i've made it to level three i'm gaming dude elysium the florida of the underworld why is it florida you ask because everyone's old and rich and no one knows how to drive get out of here florida ghouls you can't kill me i lived in florida for a total of four years and i only died twice you ghouls don't stand a chance get out of my way hey caron good to see you up here just slowly working my way up no problem so far you know i gotta say i'm really gonna miss this place because after i get to the service on this attempt i'm never gonna have to see it again what a shame i'm gonna beat this game in a couple seconds boys it's gonna be real easy you know one of my favorite words hubris is actually greek and origin it means excessive pride or self-confidence i have never experienced this before well those enemies were pretty easy i'm just gonna keep moving forward and i'm sure that the enemies from now on are going to be just as easy as those ones and not more difficult to beat oh hello there fiend oh [ __ ] it's theseus the man and astarius the cow with really nice hair guys i am a huge fan see shut your mouth poopoo brain oh all right well if it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get oh two against one that doesn't seem like a very fair fight for you i beat meg i even beat the pasta hydra and there was eight of him you guys only have two bring more people next time bring three people bring four people bring five people even all right you know what actually let's just let's not increase the number of people it's okay it's fine where it is right now oh what do you think i'm gonna go easy on you because one of you is a cow listen up buddy i may be indian but i happen to love hamburgers and soon i'm going to turn you into one and the cow too how you want to be cooked medium rare medium well oh [ __ ] i am the hamburger hey theseus well done buddy okay whoever's doing that gunshot noise has got to stop it's getting annoying sorry i left quieter all right thank you and just like that i'm back in the soup hey son maybe next time don't take any dying pills shut up father i made much more progress than before this time okay dying pills what what even are those hey boy good to see you again i just got back uh from beating theseus and astarius at the same time i actually beat them yeah guys i actually didn't but he's just a dog he doesn't know i'm lying he can't even conceptualize a lie so it's fine you know except for father everyone in the underworld is actually super nice they even got a chili's down here dude he helps you out and he started all those restaurants man he's the best alright boys this time i'll be taking the shield you know the best part about a shield is that you don't need to be an adult to use one now it's for all ages i said shut up oh my god it's aphrodite you ma'am are not from undertale you are far too naked oh neither is this guy oh never mind he is you know i don't remember letting this game use my likeness but i really don't mind that much put a shirt on him here i am back in tartarus you see the cool thing about this game is that the longer you play it the easier it gets before this part gave me some trouble now this is baby mode meg you are baby mode now i'm sorry google gaga meg and then i beat her and i go to lava land i kill some lava goals nice and easy i love killing these guys i'm sorry that sucked even the gun guy didn't laugh i go on the cruise i rate it highly on yelp get to the bone hydra cook them al dente hey just a friendly reminder to keep your pasta water after you finish cooking the pasta just hoard the pasta water just put it in pots all over your [ __ ] house just bathe in pasta water you sick [ __ ] [ __ ] you i beat that guy i go to florida i kill the floridians i apologize both to them and the alligators they already have enough to deal with already hermes from undertale more ghouls caron theseus and hamburgers [ __ ] you poopy breath no you're poopy breath alright listen up [ __ ] every time i've lost to a boss i've beaten them on my next try based on history alone i shall win this battle what doesn't kill me makes me stronger and what does kill me makes me kill them after i respawn oh [ __ ] i did it oh my god i killed the cow hamburger has been neutralized my next target hamburger helper this is now a simple 1v1 fight the fight is half over i will simply finish the second half right now ah [ __ ] no oh soup my favorite hey son what's wrong ate too many dying fruits shut up father no such fruits exist you know that you sick [ __ ] i pet the dog i take the bow i beat the ass i meet the girl i beat the girl lava land bones pasta lavista florida apology ghouls goons [ __ ] you poopy mouth i am not you know beating theseus takes a long time but being hysterious that only takes a minute or two that was kind of a stretch that wasn't that good oh oh he liked it oh thank you dude love my fans listen up theseus one of us is gonna die tonight i'm saying that for comedic effect on the off chance that it's me but i'm 99 sure that the one who dies tonight is gonna be fun [Applause] [Music] hey son i didn't realize it was dying day pet the dog take the fist this time make a fist joke sorry i would but i can't think of a punch line tartarus meg asphodel hydra florida theseus [ __ ] you poopy pants fight theseus and hysterius lose funny downfall everybody laugh very funny video wait wait nobody left nobody left i'm doing this i'm winning i'm actually winning i'm gonna do this holy [ __ ] i got him i got the man now i just gotta take out the cow and i am victorious yes i did it i can feel the power you are baby mode now theseus google gaga [ __ ] oh my god i finally did it i can finally move on to the next area there's only one area left until i reach the surface father was wrong i'm on my way dude here i go alright now who must i face up here no no no no no i'm just kidding i'm not gonna fight him i just gotta go find him some food it's time for some grocery shopping [Music] oh [ __ ] there it is there you go cerberus a five-star meal for a five-star boy enjoy all right well it's time now there's only one thing left to do ah hello father finally we face each other in combat but before we get started is there anything you'd like to say to me [Music] hey son i sure hope you didn't drink any dying juice today okay father let's do this come on father this will be our final battle also our first battle but it's in general the final one you know what i'm saying everything up until now is led up to this very moment no second chances i am doing this on my first try here i go do you know what i've been through to get here father the enemies i've faced the puns i've made well it was all worth it just to get here so i could struggle against you in combat even if i don't win this battle i will never give up i will keep trying no matter how many times you strike me down you know i'm actually quite strong right now i really have nothing to fear this is not a very high stake situation it's almost as if playing this game for 90 plus hours makes you better at it who knew all right father it looks like this battle is winding to a close now i only have one thing left to say to you hey father guess you shouldn't have worn your dying pants today die wow now that was a really good line well done son oh all right i feel a little bad about that i guess all right guys i've done it i beat the game i can finally go to the surface i've been playing this game like all summer and i've never actually seen what's on the surface i can finally see the ending oh my god grease that's what zeus fries his french fries in i can't believe i'm actually here oh the sunset wow man i wonder what wondrous things i shall find up here on the surface ah hell yeah yes yes yes [Music] you

Channel: Darkk Mane

Views: 461,139

Rating: 4.9432111 out of 5

Keywords: Hades, game, video game, gameplay, joke, commentary, humor, laugh, adventure, dub, zagreus, meg, pasta, hydra, theseus, asterius, undertale, greece, greek, god, ancient, funny, eiughfieuwhgbweoqubgvveiybygolaweirgberlyhgvbwaeliybaewlrigbwreiubgwe

Id: X1PWqOBkVJg

Length: 20min 44sec (1244 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 14 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Edna_with_a_katana]

Zagreus does seem to be the guy that's filled with determination and kindness.