Gutfeld: The media wants Trump back

foreign [Music] [Applause] happy Thursday everyone well it's day eight without cat on the show as you know she's on her honeymoon I think she sent us a video hey Greg I'm still on my honeymoon I'm in Germany and I know I always laughed you talked about all the movies you made here in the 90s but you're actually Super Famous here everyone keeps telling me how much they missed their dirty Hasselhoff it's true it took me three years to get the stench out anyway do you feel you're being primed for something like the UFC does for weeks before their next big pay-per-view the media is trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between Biden and Trump fighting out of the Red Corner with a record of one and one standing six foot three 245 pounds hailing from Mar-A-Lago Florida by way of NYC Donald the disrupter Trump and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassment standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bow movement oh God Joe the demented old circus monkey Biden [Laughter] see how fair and balanced that was talk about a build up right you got January 6th theater then you got the raid and all the phony stories that followed first it was the nuke Secrets then it was empty folders what's next did he take the office hole puncher oh my God that's a nickname for Amarosa I don't even know what it means what that means sure you don't I don't okay then came Joe's speech fascism Civil War a blood red backdrop that would give Dracula the Willies but if you forgot here's a clip [Applause] thank you of course Trump makes a perfect distraction it's like when Cavuto wears bike shorts to a funeral every metric reveals fan of left-wing policies why Why Try to deflect to the guy who tracks cameras like me getting out of a limo in a micro skirt yeah you're thinking about it though that's all I want I want you to go home and think about it pretending not to but the media wants Trump back and why not let's compare the last two presidents Putin's kleptographic yeah kleptocracy Club the guys who are the kleptocracies that Runway is like an ice skating rink and the first step I said you know this sucker is slippery I think it was put in by the Democrats America is a nation that can be defined in a single word and I thought that was the sun in my eyes it's these stupid lights these people I mean what are we what are they doing that's my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband oh no oh you switched on me the light's no good I always look orange and so do you bro no wonder they missed the guy so maybe it's time to ask ourselves do we miss him too right because remember he causes serious emotional responses in people he's like the human version of chasing a cigarette with a large black coffee you know you get nervous your heart starts beating and you start looking for a toilet I have friends that can't talk about him without physically changing just check out my neighbor Steve when I mentioned Trump yes I imagine this is how my exes feel whenever they see me on TV it's okay we all won but this is what I tell [Laughter] [Applause] you know what it means again but this is what I tell never trumpers no one says you have to like the person who works for you and when Trump's president he's working for you just like a doctor a garbage man or if you're Hunter a hooker Trump's our nation's waiter hi my name is Donald and I'll be your server for tonight this evening's specials are Law and Order building a wall and laughing at the losers and haters fact is people who make your life better they can suck if I had to undergo emergency surgery I don't need to like the doctor I take a great Doctor Who's a straight up a-hole over a Charming handsome fella who removes the wrong kidney or forgets to put in the one I bought off eBay so yeah I'll take Dr Jekyll over Dr Jill oh after all once fictional and the other is Dr Jekyll [Applause] funny people tend to be relentless and rude right and if people hate Trump that's good because chances are they hate him because he really works for you and makes them work hard too plus he scares people is that so bad I want my doctor lawyer agent astrologist to be feared because that means they don't take no for an answer if you're a pro athlete come contract negotiation time do you want Don Knotts or Don Rickles Trump might have been a prick when he was out for himself but when he transferred that energy to us well that's magic think about why Biden's been around forever he's not looking out for you he was always out for himself he didn't lead he cut self-serving deals the way his son Cuts lines of Coke thick but what did Trump used to say I will never ever let you down I will never ever let you down I will never let you down I will never let you down I promise you that so why did he mean that it's because of the desires for his success mapped directly onto yours but to never trumpers he feels like their scariest boss well behind Kamala but their error their mistake is assuming that they're beholden to Trump when it's the opposite he's not your boss he works for you and you want a monster like him working for you at all times of course there is a price he's like Mike Tyson there was nothing like him in the ring but something so relentless can't be turned off the fight goes on after the Bell is rung like after an election when the bell rang Trump kept fighting that's part of the deal sorry so do you want some energy monster that's on your side or some backslapping semi-ly congenial bureaucrat who will tell you to relax when your gas bill doubles and you can't afford meat in a few months Joe's going to change the definition of food and force you to eat bugs so unless you need a fourth for shuffleboard you don't need Joe that's a choice the brainless napping mutt you have now or the pit bull waiting in the wings I say you need the dog the media hates because he won't do what they say he does what you say sure every once in a while this Pit Bull is going to take a dump on the rug but but that's all he has in common with Biden [Applause] she traded cheerleading for law because there's way less spelling outnumbered co-host Emily compagno these appeared on more panels than pressure treated plywood Fox News contributor in Washington Times opinion editor Charlie Hurts So Good this school choice activist puts bad teachers in detention senior fellow at the American Federation for children or Equity Corey DeAngelis and he makes Hercules question his masculinity my massive sidekick in the NWA World Television Champion Charlie I want to go to you first I've had enough Emily ah yeah you know I always try when I have these conversations with people that that are just scared you know of trump returning I go like if you just reframe him from being a dangerous arrogant arrogant monster to being your dangerous arrogant monster then he becomes like the best president ever you know he's like having a big giant doberman on a chain that you can barely control yeah you know he's like like your plumber you don't want you you don't want a clean plumber you want a plumber that gets the plumbing fixes the problem what a dirty plumber you want and and nope a bodyguard you want a bodyguard this he's he's more like a bodyguardy really dirty shirtless maybe Mike Rowe goodbye bodyguard be Mike Rowe Uncle I give up I'm sorry keep going I apologize no but a jerk but it's no but it's really important uh because the the truth you know they call him an extremist and the reason they call him an extremist is because he's the least extreme president we've ever had and the and and both parties are terrified of him obviously more so Democrats than Republicans but when you think about it Donald Trump is the most unifying President we have ever had when it comes to the issues if you're talking about the Border if you're talking about energy Independence or you're talking about the economy 60 70 80 90 percent of Americans agree with him on those issues but because of his style and because the media is so distorted so much about his the issues they've been able to portray him as this this go ahead I know and and and and it's a complete lie it's a total lie and if if people would just focus on the issues and say he's the plumber that's going to fix the problem or he's The Bodyguard that's going to fix the problem he's like an 80 guy yeah exactly and the problem is there's that the emotional component and it's like I I actually have friends that admit that it's an emotional response yes right that they're like okay and so I always say Emily that he's like a three-hour drive to an hour at the beach right it's expensive to get what you want with with Trump what do you say to that young lady yeah I think you know you can you can serve and Lead at the same time and that's what we saw in president Trump and that's the opposite of what we're seeing in President Biden and I I feel that so deeply because I was a federal attorney for so long that I never lost sight of the fact that I was a steward of everyone's money and my salary and time and whatnot Stuart desk the flight attendant of everyone's time and money um and you know I don't forget that oh I can't say that I don't forget that to President Biden we are the enemy yes to President Biden the only reason that that Trump is now back in his crosshairs is because somehow whoever writes his speeches have moved on from the average American that flies the flag in their front yard and cares about their children's education and cares about policy and and crime being diminished and cities being safe and the Border being secure those were the enemy before and I haven't forgotten that and all of The Independents haven't forgotten that either because those polls still reflect that Independence in droves are going to vote for the GOP in November so they can put the red backgrounds all they want they can become Carrie part two but no one's going to forget that they were the ones that were top of Biden's enemy list before he circled back to president Trump not bad for stewardess can I be a stewardess too you can I identify as a stewardess there you go what do you um perhaps more water yeah do you get a little paranoid that the Dems want Trump because they think they can beat him they really want him to go up against Biden I think Joe Biden wants to be more like Trump and if you look at his Independence Day speech Emily mentioned that the speech writers a little bit ago and I really think that we've all been duped that these speech writers are actually undercover agents for the Republican party because it was just so far out there his Independence Day speech with the red behind him he had the Marines behind him it was so divisive and it's so funny coming from the same person who ran on being the unifier of the country he's taken quite the opposite turn and it's not going to work out for him in November it I will say that it is effective Tyrus because I feel like it's I mean there's some polling that shows that it you know that mag is scary to them do you think that Biden's going to face him I I don't know if Biden's gonna face anyone um you know he might be laying on the ground while he's running but here's the thing if you turned off your social media and mainstream media for a month when President Trump was in office you would see that your check was better your bills were better and your neighborhoods were safe right right as soon as you turned on the TV that's when the hysteria started because what was big president Trump's biggest problem he was uncorruptable because he had it already he didn't need their money he didn't need their influence and had no problem putting them on blast let's remember at one point he was a Democrat who was cutting checks for who Democrats so who knows them better than the guy who's cutting checks for them he did and that was the issue so he if you didn't look at the first world hysteria his deeds were pretty good the problem was with the pit bull is Trump is probably the the greatest worst first responder of all time yeah as soon as you throw shade he's coming back at you they threw a disc he would fight back exactly so they would that would be what everyone saw and we would forget about the Deeds now we miss the Deeds because or not just the gasoline prices and this is how they get us they brought them down a dollar but everyone who got electric bill saw them make up the difference when your electric bill is tripled and sometimes are quadrupled so that's but they brought it down that's the difference if he wasn't such a first responder and who knows maybe he's you know maybe the put a little muzzle on him a little bit but other than that his deeds outweighed the bots on Twitter all right hey Sean Hannity here hey click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling 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Length: 15min 40sec (940 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 09 2022