GREG GUTFELD -- THAT'S NOT GREG GUTFELD. HE TAKES IT FROM HERE. OR ON DRUGS, THE WAR ON POVERTY AND SO ON, BUT NOT REAL WAR. IT'S A HALF A WORLD AWAY. BOTH SIDES TALK FUNNY AND THOSE SLOBS ON THE VIEW, NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT. SO UH, I DON'T GET TO MAKE FAT JOKES. BUT WHY IS THAT ? WELL WAR IS LIKE A 401K. DON'T CHECK ON IT UNTIL YOU CASH OUT. MAYBE PEOPLE WILL CARE WHEN OUR ARMY DOESN'T HAVE ANY BULLETS LEFT. BUT IT'S WORTH POINTING OUT THAT ADMITS THIS SILENCE. THERE ARE TWO MEN ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF POLITICS, WHO ARE ACTUALLY SPEAKING UP, SAYING THAT THE WAR'S GOTTA END THE MOMENT YOU SAY THAT, OF COURSE, THOUGH, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO CALL YOU A PUTIN PUPPET. TO WHICH YOU SHOULD RESPOND. WELL YOU'RE A PUPPET OF A PUPPET. AND YOU BOTH HAVE YOUR HANDS UP EACH OTHER'S ASS'S A YEAR AGO. I SAID THAT UNLESS YOU MITIGATE THE WAR AT THE START, IT BECOMES BACKGROUND NOISE LIKE CNN WHILE YOU'RE WAITING AT GATE C SEVEN. SOMEONE GETS IT. HERE'S RFK JR. MY OWN SON, CONNOR JOINED THE FOREIGN LEGION. AND FOUGHT IN THE UKRAINE DURING THE KHARKIV OFFENSIVE. WE WERE TOLD INITIALLY AT THE OBJECTIVE WAS HUMANITARIAN IN RECENT TIMES. PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THAT ONE OF OUR OBJECTIVES AT LEAST IS REGIME CHANGE. UH VLADIMIR PUTIN, SECRETARY OF DEFENSE LLOYD AUSTIN. VALIDATED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S STATEMENT BY SAYING THAT OUR OBJECTIVE IN THE UKRAINE IS TO EXHAUST AND GRADE. THE RUSSIAN ARMY THAT IS COMPLETELY AND IT'S ETHICAL. TO A HUMANITARIAN MISSION. SO FIRST I HAD >> I THOUGHT THE LEGION EXISTED IN CAREY GRANTS MOVIES. AND IT JUST DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. THAT IS PRETTY BRAVE FIGHTING IN UKRAINE CONSIDERING YOU MIGHT RUN INTO RANDY WINEGARDEN. IT MAKES RFK THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON TO LISTEN TO. HE HAS MORE THAN SKIN IN THE GAME. IT IS HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD. ALTHOUGH MAYBE HE IS BIAS BECAUSE HE SELFISHLY DOESN'T DIE NEEDLESSLY. DOES HE HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT TO HIM? I DON'T. WHAT ARE THE DEMS GOING TO DO ABOUT RFK JUNIOR? CREATE ANOTHER RUSSIAN HOAX TO FALSELY SMEAR HIS PRINCIPALLED STANCE. THESE HOAXES, THEY ARE LIKE FEDS AT A TRUMP RALLY. THEY ALL START TO LOOK ALIKE. THAT IS A DEMOCRAT RUNNING FOR PREZ. HERE IS A REPUBLICAN. >> WHAT I THINK WE NEED TO DO IS END THE UKRAINE WAR AND DO MAKE SOME MAJOR CONCESSIONS TO RUSSIA INCLUDING FREEZING THE CURRENTS LINES OF CONTROL IN A KOREAN-WAR STYLE -- THAT BETTER ADVANCE AS AMERICAN INTERESTS AND FURTHER DETERS CHINA FROM GOING AFTER TAIWAN WHICH IS A MUCH HIGHER PRIORITY FOR THE UNITED STATES. >> SO HE WOULDN'T SPEND ANOTHER DIME ON THIS WAR BECAUSE IT PUSHES RUSSIA TO CHINA. MAYBE HE IS RIGHT. ALL PAUL AND GEORGE AND RINGO DID WAS PUSH HIM TO YOKO. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHEN TWO OPPOSITIONAL CANDIDATES HAPPEN TO AGREE? MAYBE IT IS TIME FOR THE REST OF US TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY. >> IF I'M PRESIDENT I WILL HAVE THAT WAR SETTLED IN ONE DAY, 24 HOURS I WANT EUROPE TO SPEND MORE MONEY. THEY ARE NEXT TO THAT LAND AND RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO GET THAT WAR SETTLED. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MONEY EITHER. I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THE LIVES THAT HAVE BEEN -- THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE BEING KILLED IN THAT WAR IS FAR GREATER THAN YOU HEAR. >> EXACTLY, BUT THAT'S NOTHING NEW. TRUMP HATES WAR FOR REASONS ALL OF US DO IT IS A WASTED YOUNG LIFE. AND HE THINKS AMERICA SHOULD KEEP ITS F-16'S WHICH IS CRAZY. AM I RIGHT? CNN CLAIMS TRUMP IS POLITICIZING THE WAR. WELL DUH YOU [BLEEP] MORONS. HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. IT IS POLITICS. AND HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS EXCEPT THINNER AND LESS ORANGE. BUT HE KNOWS THE LOSS OF BLOOD AND TREASURE MAKES NO SENSE IF THERE IS ANOTHER WAY. AND I THINK THERE WAS. THE PEOPLE IN THE KNOW SAW THIS WAR COMING AND STILL IT HAPPENED. AND WHY IS THAT? YOU CAN'T SPECULATE ORGAN YOU WILL BE A PUTIN PUPPET. TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE. WAR IS A WASTE, BUT A WAR MAYBE HAD TO BE FOUGHT. THE PROBLEM IS WHEN A WAR STARTS AND GETS SPONSORSHIP IT LOSES THE SPOTLIGHT. GUTFELD GETS PREEMPTIVE FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT THEN PEOPLE JUST WANT TO HEAR BRILLIANT JOKES AND ANALYSIS FROM A HOT STUD AGAIN. WE ALL PAY FOR THIS. WE DON'T SEE THE BILL SO IT KEEPS GOING. IT IS LIKE SPONSORING A STARVING CHILD OVERSEAS, THE ONE YOU SAW IN THE ADS DECADES AGO. WE ARE SPONSORING A WAR WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE, BUT IF YOU HAVE TO PICK AT THAT CHILD YOU ARE SPONSORING AND SAY EVERY SINCE -- PEEK AT THAT CHILD YOU ARE SPONSORING AND YOU HAVE TO ASK WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING WITH THAT MONEY? THERE IS ANOTHER TRUTH. WHEN A COUNTRY INVADES ANOTHER COUNTRY YOU HAVE TO ACT AGAINST THE AGGRESSOR EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE OUTCOME IS GOING TO BE AWFUL OR INVASIONS WILL CONTINUE. AND IT IS NOT OUR COUNTRY. IT IS UKRAINE'S. YOU CAN'T TELL THEM NOT TO FIGHT EXCEPT NOW WE ARE BANKROLLING THE FIGHT AND BODIES ARE PILING UP LIKE A CUOMO-RUN NURSING HOME. JOKE. AND NOW WE MAY BE PROLONGING THE HM YEAH. SO NOW IT FEELS LESS LIKE A WAR AND MORE LIKE A DEMOLITION OF AN OLD APARTMENT BUILDING TO MAKE WAY FOR A CASINO WITH THE PEOPLE STILL IN IT. SO IS THAT WHAT THIS ELECTION SHOULD BE ABOUT? FOR US? IT'S ABOUT FOUR MORE YEARS OF A MINDLESS, FEEBLE ROBOT PROGRAMMED BY THE LEFT WITH NO DESIRE TO CONNECT OUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT TO THOUSANDS OF DEAD UKRAINIANS 10 YEARS AGO, JOE BIDEN COULD FIND UKRAINE ON A MAP. NOW WE CAN'T FIND HIS OWN FRONT DOOR. SO AND THEY HAVE SEEN AND FELT THE COST OF THAT PERSONALLY, THEY DON'T WANT THAT TO CONTINUE. UKRAINE IS ONE OF THOSE PLACES WILL BE COULD KEEP BANKROLLING THIS FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS, AND WHILE I DON'T AGREE THAT UKRAINE SHOULD JUST GIVE THAT LAND TO RUSSIA, I WORRY THAT IN 20 YEARS, WE WILL BE BROKEN THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAVE BEEN. >> EXACTLY. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE UKRAINE? >> NO, SIR. >> WE ARE GOING TONIGHT. >> FIELD TRIP! >> THERE IS GOING TO BE NOTHING LEFT TO CLAIM VICTORY. YOU ARE JUST DESTROYING THIS PLACE. AS A COMEDIAN, YOU PROBABLY DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THESE WERE DIFFERENT PLACES. THEY WERE. >> I DON'T KNOW, FELT LIKE THAT ONE GUY WAS GOING, HEY, HEY, THIS WAR, WE NEED TO GET IT OVER WITH, IT FELT VERY PRO-WAR. I LIKE "STAR WARS," CUPCAKE WARS, I LIKE WAR THINGS AS LONG AS IT IS NOT ACTUAL HUMANS DYING. FELT KIND OF GROSS. ALSO, THAT GAIA IS, WHAT, 30 YEARS OLD? >> 37? >> A REGULAR ON THIS SHOW. VERY SMART, ENGAGING YOUNG MEN. UNLIKE YOU, JEFF. >> I THINK I WOULD HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT THAT. I LIKE THAT GUY, HE SAYS SOME STUFF. >> LAUREN, YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL DENTAL HYGIENISTS ON THE PLANET. >> IT IS ALL THE COFFEE I DRINK. >> THEY CUT IT UP HERE, IT LOOKS LIKE A MEDICAL JACKET, DOESN'T IT? WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THAT? YOU ARE A BUSINESS GENIUS. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS CAN GO ON BEFORE WE FEEL THAT. ARE WE ALREADY FEELING AND? >> I THINK SO, YOU KNOW, WE JUST HEARD FROM -- NOW WE ARE GETTING READY FOR THE COUNTEROFFENSIVE, JUST HEARD FROM PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY, BASICALLY SAYING, WE ARE READY, TRYING TO LESSEN OUR HOPES, BE PATIENT, GOING TO COST MORE THAN WE THINK, TAKE MORE TIME THAN WE THINK. WE ARE BEHIND -- I AM BEHIND. I WANT THEM TO WIN. WHEN DOES THE VICTORY COME IF HE IS PREFACING THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE IN THIS FOR LONGER AND LONGER? WHAT IS THE WAY OUT? WHAT DOES VICTORY LOOK LIKE? I DON'T THINK ANYBODY HAS DEFINED THAT CLEARLY JUST YET. >> FACT IS, BOTH SIDES ARE WILLING TO KEEP THROWING BODIES ADDED AND RUSSIANS HAVE MORE BODIES. KAT, YOU TOLD ME IN THE GREEN ROOM YOU LOVE A GOOD WAR. >> I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO GO THAT DIRECTION. >> WE KNOW WHERE YOU STAND. >> AT LAKE KENNEDY SAID, BOTH SIDES AGREE THIS IS GOOD, NOT REALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ANOTHER OPINION, EVEN TO THE POINT WHERE, WHEN IT CAME OUT THAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS -- SHOCKER -- LYING ABOUT THIS ONE TOO, A LOT OF THE ANGER WAS LIKE, HEY, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. HELLO, RESPECT YOURSELF A LITTLE. REALLY NO MAJOR CONSEQUENCES FOR US FOR BEING INVOLVED IN THIS, BUT WE SHOULDN'T JUST ASSUME THAT THAT MEANS THAT THERE NEVER WILL BE. IN FACT, THE LONGER WE STAY INVOLVED, THE MORE INVOLVED WE GET, THAT RISES. THE FACT THAT WE ARE EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT IS GOOD, EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF ACCEPTED IT, JUST GO ON FOREVER AND EVER, JUST LIKE WE HAVE SEEN. >> ONE MONOLOGUE EVERY SIX MONTHS AND THEN WE WILL MOVE ON. >> MORE THAN ANYWHERE ELSE. >> 16 MONTHS IS OUR YEAR END FOR COAT MONTHS. [LAUGHTER] >> YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD HANDLE THIS TOPIC. >> IT IS LIKE IT IS A BABY OR SOMETHING. >> 2022. >> CHECKS OUT. >> I REMEMBER, A TERRIBLE WEEK, WE WERE IN TEXAS, THEY CANCELED ALL OF OUR SHOWS. I HAVE A THEORY, A WEIRD THEORY, IF TRUMP WAS SUPER GUNG HO ABOUT UKRAINE, ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WERE GUNG HO NOW WOULD BE BECAUSE TRUMP WOULD BE FOR IT. THINK THAT IF WE GET TRACTION ON THIS, GOING TO PULL A RUSSIAN COLLUSION BACKGROUND THING ON HIM LIKE THEY DID TO TRUMP. THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS VIEWS WILL BE COMPROMISED. >> YEAH, SO, WHAT THEY HAVE TO HOPE IS THAT TRUMP COMES OUT FULL BORE FOR THE WAR. THAT IS THE ANTIWAR, WHAT THEY HAVE TO HOLD. THAT WITH THE MEDIA AND THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL THEN BE AGAINST THE WAR. >> IT IS FRESH TO SEE A KENNEDY -- [LAUGHTER] FINALLY. >> JUST DON'T LET THEM DRIVE
