>> Laura: WHAT A COMPLETE FRAUD. GUTFELD IS NEXT. ♪ >> MANIACS. MANIACS. HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE. ARE THERE ANY BIG STORIES OUT TODAY THAT COULD CHANGE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY? NO? GOOD., I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT CONCERNS ME . YOUNG PEOPLE. BY NOW YOU'VE SEEN THE STATS. 90 PERCENT OF YOUNG PEOPLE THIN I'M HOT. THE OTHER 2 PERCENT WERE EITHER BORN WITHOUT THE GIFT OF SIGHT OR WOULDN'T KNOW HOT IF THEY SA THERE ASS ON A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. AT THAT SITE, 31 PERCENT ARE SINGLE. IN 2021, THAT WAS. THAT IS A LEGITIMATE JUMP IN JUST A SHORT TIME. THE REASON OF COURSE HAD MUCH T DO WITH PORNOGRAPHY, VIDEO GAME AND OTHER APPS THAT MADE HUMAN RESOURCES SEES MY iPAD AND CERTAINLY THE NEED TO MOVEMENT PLAYED A ROLE. WHAT YOU'RE LEFT WITH IS A DATING POOL SO SHALLOW, EVEN DANA PERINO COULDN'T DROWN IN IT , BECAUSE SHE SHORT. BUT IT SEEMS IT'S JUST THE YOUN PEOPLE HAVING PROBLEMS, EVERYON ELSE IS FINE. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED, IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY OLDER. WE MADE IT THROUGH THE DATING GAME BEFORE WOKE ISM HIT IT'S LIKE A PERSONALITY STD. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR. IT HAS KILLED MORE DRIVES THAN WOMEN OF THE VIEW SWIMSUIT CALENDAR. IT KILLS DATING BY EMASCULATING MEN WHO FEAR UPSETTING WOMEN WH PRETEND TO WANT WOKE MISS WHEN THEY REALLY DON'T. WHAT WE KNOW IS THAT WOMEN DON' WANT A PUSHOVER AND E-BOOK IS BEING A PUSHOVER ON STEROIDS, NOT A FUN KIND, THE KIND THEY GAVE GRANDMA TO TREAT HER RHEUMATISM. IT FEELS MEN BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM LOOK BACKWARD NOT FORWARDS TO DISOWN YOUR PAST INSTEAD OF ANTICIPATE AND GET PSYCHED FOR THE FUTURE AND THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT A MAN WEEPING OVER HIS WHITE PRIVILEGE. IT'S WHY MEN HATE THERAPY. LOOK AHEAD NOT BACK. THERE IS A REASON BOYS PICK SCIENCE-FICTION OVARY JANE AUSTEN AND THERE IS A REASON ELON MUSK IS MORE INTERESTING THAN SETH MEYERS. FOR ONE, WHO IS SETH MEYERS? I'M GOING TO ASK MY WRITERS THIS . ELON IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF LOOKING AHEAD AND DON'T LOOK BACK. THE MEN THE MINUTE YOU DO THE REVERSE YOU BECOME SPEEDBUMP'S IN YOUR SUCCESS. DO WOKE MEN EXIST ON THE MEDIA? I'VE SAID IT BEFORE THE ONLY WOKE MEN WERE SUCCESSFUL BEFORE THEY WERE WOKE EVEN ADMIRAL LEVINE WAS PENNSYLVANIA BEFORE HE TURNED IN HIS PANTS FOR A GIRDLE. WE HAVE SEEN THE TOLL IT TAKES ON THE REST, HE USED TO POST SOMETHING CALLED THE MANCHILD, IT WAS CRUDE, AND FUNNY. BUT TODAY, AT THE ESTROGEN LEVELS WERE ANY HIGHER, HE WOUL BE LACTATING. THINK ABOUT THE FEW SUCCESSFUL DEEDS TO DISPUTE WOKE YEARS NOW A DECADE AGO, WHERE THEY SAYING THAT SUCCESS THEN? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WITH A WOKE MINDSET. THAT IS TRUE IN ROMANCE AS WELL. THIS HAS GIRLS WONDERING WHERE ARE THE MEN? THEY HAVE BECOME SOFT, SAD, AND ASHAMED THAT THEY HAVE. WOMEN SEE A DUDE INTO A FUTURE AS FEMALE TEACHER AND IT MAKES THEM DRIER THAN NANCY PELOSI HIKING THROUGH THE MOJAVE DESERT . THIS LEAVES MEN CONFUSED RATE I FOUND IT YOU WANTED THIS NEW IMPROVED MAIL? WHILE IT WAS NEW, IT WASN'T IMPROVED, IT WAS A AGGREGATION OF MANLINESS CHEMICAL FREE CASTRATION SO WOMEN ARE STUCK WITH WHAT THEIR GENDER WARRIORS AS FOR A GENERATION OF GUYS WHO COULDN'T CHANGE A TIRE OR ENJOY A BEER THAT DOESN'T HAVE HINTS OF PUMPKIN SPICE IN THAT. WOMEN MIGHT GO TO POKE PROTEST WITH A WOKE AGITATOR, BUT END U ATTRACTED TO THE COP. THAT'S BECAUSE THE COP NEVER MADE THE WONDER IS THIS YOU'RE OR MIND FOR THEY ARE SKIPPING THE GENERATION OF MEN ALTOGETHE FOR SOMETHING ELSE, AND WHO IS THAT? OLD FARTS I GUIDE THAT NEEDS VIAGRA MORE THAN ADDERALL IN TH STATS BACK IT APPEARED ONE RECENT STUDY FOUND THAT WOMEN I THERE '20s MATCH WITH PEOPLE THE FARTHEST OUT FROM THEIR AGE RANGE, NOT JUST MAN NAMED Di CAPRIO. 56 PERCENT OF WOMEN PREFERRED DATING OLDER MEN WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? OF COURSE IT COULD BE THE MATURITY OR IT COULD BE THE WEALTH. IF YOU'RE AT 25 -YEAR-OLD WOMAN WOULD YOU PREFER A 25 -YEAR-OLD MALE WHO SPENDS HIS TIME TRYING TO CANCEL OTHER PEOPLE ONLINE O OLDER GUY WHO LOOKS OUT FOR HIMSELF? WOULD YOU PREFER A GUY WHO SPANKS IT ALL DAY OR A GUY WHO SPANKS YOU ALL NIGHT? SOMEWHERE AT 25 -YEAR-OLD GIRL IS WATCHING THIS SAYING GREG, YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY WHOLE WAY OF DATING. HOPEFULLY HER NAME ISN'T FRANK AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS. MAN CAN'T BE WEALTH AND BE MEN THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR YOUNG SMART SINGLE MEN WHO HAVE PLANS LOVE TO WORK, WORK OUT AND EAT STEAK. YOUR INTEREST SUPPLY, IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, FIND A GENDER-NEUTRAL BATHROOM AND CRY CRY ALONE. WE WANT TO WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS, GOOD THING HE IS A DOCTOR BECAUSE HE'S GOT ONE HEL OF SICK BODY, HOST OF DR. THROUGH TRUE, DR. THREE PINSKY. HE IS HERE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT DOCTOR DREW COULD GET HIM PENICILLIN, JIM NORTON. AFTER 30 YEARS IN TV, SHE DESCRIBES TONIGHT'S SHOW AS YOU GUESSED IT, A LOW POINT, AUTHOR OF THE BOOK RETRO STORY PATTI ANN BROWNE. AND FINALLY, SHE IS LIKE A COLD SPRING DAY, 38 IN CHILE, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF. GYM, FIRST CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING VOTED BY GQ, MOST WOKE COMEDIAN. >> DO YOU AGREE WITH MY THEORY DO YOU THINK I AM HYPERBOLIC OR IS THERE SOME TRUTH TO IT? GET A THINK THERE IS TRUTH TO IT . WOMEN LIKE WHEN YOU CAN CONNECT AS WELL. THEY DON'T JUST WANT EVERY WOMA DOESN'T NECESSARILY LIKE A FIREMAN, THEY THINK LIKE THAT I'M SMART AS NAILS AND THAT I CRIED WHEN I CAN'T MAINTAIN MY. IT'S NOT NECESSARILY AS QUALITY THEY LIKE OLDER MEN, BUT PROBABLY FOR THE SAME REASON. THEY ALSO THINK IT'S SEXY WHEN I TOLD THEM WHAT THINGS COST WHEN I WAS. >> WHEN YOU WERE SINGLE, WHAT WOULD BE THE REQUIREMENTS FOR THAT? TO GET I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REQUIREMENTS ARE I WOULD NOT DATE A WOKESTER, BUT AT THE EN OF THE DAY I MARRIED SOMEONE YOUNGER. FIGHT, IT IS HARD TO FIND SOMEONE OUT THERE THESE DAYS. >> MIKE WHO? IS IT HARD FOR? >> I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW TO MY YOUNGER MAN. TICKET YOU CAN APPLIED FOR THAT. >> THAT WAS A SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE. THAT WAS LIGHT APPLAUSE. >> THERE IS A RADIO SEGMENT THA I'M ADDICTED TO THAT IT'S A GUY OR A GIRL CALLS AND ENDS AS YOU KNOW, I WENT ON ONE DATE OR I DATED SOMEBODY FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AND THEY BLEW ME OFF AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHY AND THEY GE THE PERSON ON THE PHONE AND IT' ALWAYS SOMETHING REALLY OBVIOUS THAT THE PERSON SOMEHOW DIDN'T REALIZE FRED I THINK ONE OF THE BIG PROBLEMS IS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERACT IN PERSON ANYMORE. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO ON A DATE FOR THEY DO OBVIOUSLY STUPID THINGS BECAUSE THEY GET THEIR SOCIAL NORMS FROM REALITY TV AND SOCIAL MEDIA IN TIK TOK. THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC. >> THEY ARE INARTICULATE BECAUS THEY ARE BETTER USED IS FEELING IN AN ABSTRACT ENVIRONMENT ONLINE. IT PROBABLY IS DR. DREWS FAULT. YOU HAVE EXPLOITED REALITY TV. >> THE POINT IS WELL TAKEN. I'VE BEEN ON DECADES BECAUSE IT SO I SEE THINGS BEFORE THEY GET INTO SOME OF THE DATA FATS, AND IT'S ALL VERY ANECDOTAL, BUT WHAT I HEAR LATELY IS A, THEY ARE DEFINITELY, THE WIND IS OUT OF THE SALES, THEY ARE INVOLVED WITH THEIR PORNOGRAPHY. THEY'RE AFRAID OF BEING SEEN AS PREDATORY, THEY HAVE NO PRACTIC AT WORKING ON THEM AND NAVIGATING THEM, THEY'D RATHER JUST SIT WITH THERE, AND I'M STARTING TO HEAR ABOUT PROSTITUTION USE. I'M HEARING YOUNG MEN REPORT SPONTANEOUSLY THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THEY ARE DOING. >> THAT IS TRANSACTION THEY CAN TRUST BECAUSE WHEN MONEY PASSES HANDS, IT'S IMPLICIT IT'S IMPLICITLY TRUSTWORTHY, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET ACCUSED OF ANYTHING. >> IT'S VERY SAD, AND WE REALLY ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BE IN PERSO COME IN JUST THE OTHER THE HEALTHINESS IS SPENDING TIME WITH OTHER HUMANS HAS BEEN LOST BY SOCIAL MEDIA. THERE IS A LOT GOING ON. IT'S NOT JUST THE HAS TAKEN THE WIND OUT OF THEIR SALE, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE RELATIONSHIPS FOR. >> MAYBE THIS IS AN EVOLUTION I A POSITIVE THING. MAY BE THIS WHOLE ADAM AND EVE STUFF WAS A WASTE OF TIME, RIGHT ? >> IF YOU LIKE THAT DOPAMINE DRIP YOU GET FROM, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOURSELF THAT DRUG FOUR HOURS. TO KEEP MORE EXPENSIVE TO. TO GET MORE EXPENSIVE, AND IT'S JUST EASIER TO GIVE YOURSELF THAT DRUG. PROSTITUTION, THAT IS SOMETHING I'M SURPRISED THAT END PEOPLE HAVEN'T TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. IF YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR AN OLDER GUY TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT, I CAN HELP. >> I AM SURPRISED YOU WOULD NEE TO PAY SE FORX JIM. >> BEFORE YOU WERE MARRIED, KAT AND YOU DATED A LOT OF USERS. >> IT'S NOT A JOKE. >> WE COULD SPEND HOURS TALKING ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF DIRTBAGS AN NO GOOD FAILURES. >> SHE AND I HAVE. >> THAT IS TRUE. >> DO YOU THINK THAT DR. TRUE I MAKING A GOOD POINT ABOUT OTHER THINGS OR DO THEY JUST WANT NOT? >> I DIDN'T NEED TO MARRY AN OL MAN TO PAY MY BILLS, I PAY FOR MY OWN BILLS MYSELF WITH MY MONEY THAT I GOT FROM BUILDING FOUNDATION. (APPLAUSE). >> I LOVE YOU. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, DON'T YO FORGET IT. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR WIFE SAYS. I AM TALKING TO THEM. I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TOO BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS BY FAR THE MOST CONSERVATIVE MAN I'VE EVER DATED , HE'S MORE CONSERVATIVE THAN I AM AND I WENT THROUGH WITH IT, I MARRIED HIM, I DIDN' KNOW THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, BUT APPARENTLY I MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY CUTE THERE IS YOUR ANSWER, THAT IS SCIENCE, RIGHT? TICKET NOTE THAT WAS INACTIVE,. >> NO, THAT WAS ACTUAL SCIENCE. >> DO YOU THINK DATING APPS PLA A ROLE? >> 10 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE ARE HAVING LOTS OF SEX AND THE OTHERS ARE HAVING NONE. >> AT GRINER ON DATING APPS. >> THEY SAIZ I SHOW UP THEY SAY THAT'S NOT YOUR PICTURE. >> THOUGH PROBABLY DATING APPS IS IT ELIMINATES THE PERSON WIT AN INTERESTING POSSIBILITY EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ME. >> IT MAKES PEOPLE DISPOSABLE. HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE LIKE I THOUGHT I HATED THE GUTS IT FIRST AND THEN WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND WE STARTED DATIN IN THERE WERE MARRIED. VERSUS I SAW THIS PERSON. I HAD A WOMAN ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A VEGAN I ASKED IF SHE ATE FISH AND SHE
