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Ideology of general. A lot of things happened while we were on "vacation". I'm saying "vacation" because vacations during quarantine is like crying in the rain. Besides depressing, it's unnoticeable. But one specific thing caught our attention: Gilmar Mendes saying that when he took office as minister of Health during the pandemic, the Army was associating itself with genocide. The Ministry of Defense got disappointed and enforced the National Security Law, which prevents citizens from inciting animosity against the armed forces, including the Army, the Navy and the Air Force. Yes, this law exists, and it's so feared that Gilmar Mendes had to explain himself. Specially because if he were arrested, there would be no one to set him free. We always wonder who guards the guards and who polices the police, but who'd set Gilmar free? He'd have to grant himself the habeas corpus. It'd be super complicated, legally speaking. He'd have to call himself, saying: "I can't answer right now, I'm in jail." It'd be something legally complicated. But today we're talking about them, the glorious Brazilian Army, without inciting any kind of animosity because we wouldn't dare breaking the National Security Law. So, we're going to present the only possible show about the Army, with extensive compliments to this pure and flawless institution, essential to our Republic since its early days. A Republic that they've created themselves. Yes. They have the right to do whatever they want with it. Just like Silvio Santos on SBT. If you had a channel or a Republic, you'd act like Silvio or the generals. You'd employ your family and rerun shows from the 70s. That's normal. Yes. The Republic was a military coup. Yes, sorry. No need to enforce the National Security Law. It was a fair and well-deserved military intervention. After all, we have to consider this, slavery had just ended at the stroke of a pen. Nobody asked the Army. And worse, the emperor was refusing to pay indemnity to slave owners. It was a great loss overnight. So, our generals had the courage to align with this suffering class, the enslavers. Besides, they've always considered patriotism. Why? Because every army has its historical enemies. The French for the English, the Americans for the Russians, the Chinese for the Japanese, the Berdinazzi for the Mezenga... In case you watched "O Rei do Gado". Who's Brazilian Army's historical enemy? Our Army has always valued national products when it comes to enemies. Most part of its interventions has always been against ourselves. We don't give attention to gringos. We can't wash our dirty linen in public. Meanwhile, in the rest of the world, the Army is a force that defends countries against external threats. But not here. This saves time, money and customs-related problems. Brazil is always full of internal enemies. Slaves for instance, they had a thing for freedom. Just like sailors, who had a thing for being flogged. Like farmers, who think they have the right to have rights. Brazil is full of potential enemies. Brazilians are their own Vietcongs. Also, having a war inside Brazil is way better for the environment because it decreases a lot the Army's carbon footprint. They don't have to use airplanes or ships. They were the pioneers in home office. Greta never mentions that. It was with the same environmental concern that in the late 19th century, the Army fought in the War of Canudos (straw). They were against straws way before this idea of saving turtles. They were already planning to eliminate them. Officers killed around 25,000 people in the backlands of Bahia, burnt their houses, beheaded men, women and children. Not to mention Antônio Conselheiro. It must be annoying having the word "Advisor" as a last name. "But they only killed Northeasterns." Of course not, guys. Years later, they did the same in the South, not to benefit just a few people. They went South for the Contestado War. It was very similar. This time they were defending properties of an American company, and they killed at least 10,000 Brazilians. So, there's always been a concern for spreading massacres around Brazil, without any bias. We don't know exactly how many people died in each of these massacres because our troops have this know-how, they're really good at hiding deaths. And it's also about being humble. It's impolite saying: "I killed 17,500..." "I killed 18,000. What about you?" "I killed 23,000." We don't need that. I don't care how many have died. Of course not only Brazilians died. There was a setback when Brazil joined Argentina and Uruguay to attack Paraguay in 64. In 1864, way before. You may think: "Were all of them necessary to attack Paraguay? Wasn't our Army strong enough? For Paraguay? 3 against 1? That's not even a war, that's the Polish Corridor." Apparently it was necessary because the war lasted many years. Brazilian Army is an Aries, so they're vengeful, and they decided winning wasn't enough. Even after taking Paraguay's capital, our troops decided they'd only leave after killing the president, Solano López. The president got intimidated and started recruiting younger soldiers. In the end, 80% of male population in Paraguay was killed. I think they were going to kill all men, but somebody said: "Guys, not every man..." So, they stopped at 80%. They were reasonable. And persistent because during one of the last battles, our generals were brave enough to face a very dangerous battalion of Paraguayan elders, women and children. Yes. Our commander started executing unarmed prisoners, including children under 10 years old. It might seem cruel, but people quarantined with 10-year-olds get it. There was also our positive participation in WWII, which was small. Some will say it was a tiny participation, but there's a reason. Our Army has always been thoughtful. It took years for it to decide on which side they were in WWII. Our troops only got to Europe in 1944, in the end of the conflict. The party was almost over, it was playing "Mr. Jones". "Oh, we're late..." When they got there, people were singing "Evidências". "Oh God... We missed it." They spent so much time getting ready... This is what happened. Some of the most important military leaders of that time wanted Brazil to fight beside the Nazis. Yes, many people from the Army. Brazilian students used to go to the streets, asking Brazil to fight against the Nazis. Like "O Estadão" would say: "It's a hard choice." Nazis, the Allies... It was hard. On one hand... We have to think about it. On one hand, Nazis saw Brazilians as an inferior race. On the other hand, apparently also did the Army. So, they were like: "What do we do now? Which side are we on?" War is not our generals' favorite activity. Let's be honest. They don't dig it. Unless, of course, war against inanimate objects. YouTube is full of videos of officers blowing up trees. This is Manobra Escolar. A trial by fire for everyone who's joining. With our shots Of time and percussion We lead enemies To death and confusion It's easy to criticize, but you don't know what this tree has done. You don't know if it was hiding a flower with no fruit. Maybe they told it to march and it didn't move. You don't know. Besides fighting trees, Brazilian Army's favorite hobby is taking the government to avoid communism. Yes, it was in order to avoid communism that the Army helped Getúlio to pull a self-coup in 1937, to end democracy and turn Vargas into a dictator. But the dictator created minimum wage, granted labor rights to people... It was the so-called: "The dictator has lost his mind! Minimum wage, 13th salary... 13 salaries. Who wants it? Repeat after me: 13 salaries!" Getúlio had to resign and support a general in the elections. Some years later, Getúlio came back, this time by vote. In 1954, once more, the Army threatened to pull another coup, but Getúlio ruined everything because he killed himself. Suicide is a real turn-off to pull a coup. The guy's being buried, so it can't be done. They had to wait, but they were persistent and tried to prevent the president's successor, Juscelino, from taking office on the following year. It didn't work, so, in 1959, Army officers joined the Air Force and hijacked a plane full of passengers to try and pull a coup on JK. It also didn't work. But our officers are patriots, they keep trying despite hardships. It's the so-called: "I'm a coupist, I never give up!" In 1964, the president João Goulart, probably another communist, freaked out and threatened to educate the poor. He said he was going to do that. He lost it... "I'll let illiterate people vote, whatever. I'll put a limit to the money rich people send abroad." He wanted to limit the money rich people sent... It was clearly a threat to the holy and founding right of this country, which is looting wealth and sending money abroad. So, the military seized power for decades and set many trends, such as overbilling, torture and huge sunglasses. Three trends that are here to stay, if you think about it. With their strong hands and friendly arms, officers in power censored, tortured and killed everyone who deserved it, including pregnant women and children. Our Army seems to have a thing for kids. It must be the Christian spirit: "Let the little children come to me." But even our valuable generals can mess up sometimes. Let's be honest. We have to criticize. No need to enforce the National Security Law... Relax... But as the 80s came, people saw officers didn't know how to manage economy. But nobody's perfect, that's completely normal. Dictatorship lost support inside and outside Brazil. And when people mess up, heroes show up. Yes, in 1981, two officers left their headquarters and armed two bombs to blow up during a concert in Riocentro. Many people would die, but the bright side is that people would think communists planted the bomb, and they'd see what communists were capable of. In short, officers wanted to kill people so they'd understand that communists kill people. It didn't work. It was shocking, because it was a great idea. One of the officers died when the bomb blew up in his lap. Here's the president telling how he heard about the bomb. I was in Granja do Torto Saturday morning when I got a call from Heitor de Aquino. He said: "This is happening, it's serious, a captain is in serious condition and a sergeant died." I told him: "Finally communists made a mistake. We're always making mistakes, now it was their turn." I thought communists had put the bomb in the car. Half an hour later, they called me. It wasn't Heitor. "Mr. President, there are signs that it was one of our people." I really like Brazilian Army's honesty. People usually don't notice it, but... He confessed that somebody called him saying officers had died, and he says: "Finally communists made a mistake. We're always making mistakes..." Yes, the State had the monopoly on mistakes. Figueiredo is the proof that the Army, unlike the left-wing, can do self-criticism. After the end of the regime, officers were out of power for some time, but they kept helping Brazilians make their passage to the other side. In Rio's slums, for example. And now they're back in the Planalto, with Bolsonaro and general Mourão. Bolsonaro is a former captain that left military life because he was too undisciplined, he tried blowing up a headquarter... Even so, he kept being a friend of the institution, showing our Army not only is glorious, but also not resentful. Bolsonaro is always welcomed with pomp and ceremony by the institution he deserted. This video is from 2015, and the song is the anthem of Agulhas Negras. Pay attention to this beautiful melody and lyrics. Beside the cannon Onto the engineering The commissary, the cavalry Military equipment And communication We are the hope Of an intelligent country Yes, they're the hope of an intelligent country. This hope made them bet everything on Jair Bolsonaro. If you thought military occupation could only happen with tanks, they proved it's not true. As soon as Bolsonaro was elected, our troops were ready to take all strategic positions of the government, being nominated to almost half of all ministries. Now, we have over 6,000 officers leading important positions in the Republic. Usually active general officers, that is, people who have a job in the armed forces, which is perfect because they have political power and a riffle. This way, negotiations must be much more fun. In more communist countries, per say, a military occupation like this one would be a scandal. The U.S., for example. One general, just one, was in a picture next to president Trump right after the repression of antiracist actions, and it caused a mess because it meant the armed forces could be politically aligned with the president. After huge constitutional whining, the general had to apologize. I mean, he's weak! He's apologizing for being in a picture next to the president! But here, officers are everywhere. They almost tattooed it, we're in this together. They've taken two essential areas: the federal response to the pandemic and the control of environmental crisis in the Amazon. And they had a great idea: instead of controlling the pandemic and deforestation, they're controlling pandemic and deforestation data. It's way easier and cheaper. They've fired epidemiologists and environmentalists from the government, and now they're brilliantly hiding deforestation and concealing deaths from the pandemic. It's like that Buddhist saying: "If a tree falls in a forest and just the INPE satellite sees it, but we fired INPE's director, has it really fallen?" That's right. It's also important to mention how much our officers value families. Their families. Many generals are offering good jobs on the government as a gift for their children. And it's comforting to know they're being rewarded for their sacrifice. Besides their salary from the Army, they're earning just 60% more to work for the government. Isn't it great? 60% more. These generals also come in Minister of Health's clothes. Awesome, right? In addition to that, Bolsonaro has increased their bonus, despite the current economic crisis. Crisis is an opportunity for them. But officers on the government are not selfish, they also think about officers outside the government. One of the benefits they achieved for all officers is not being in the pension reform, applicable to everyone else. Yes, even though they're responsible for the greatest pension shortfall ever. They're not in the reform, being an example of strength for the working class. "No more less rights." Brazilian teachers, learn from them. Officers didn't stop at keeping privileges they have in Brazil, like pension with full salary and no minimum age, besides pension for children of officers who committed crimes. They've also earned new benefits. Officers who take courses during their career will have an increase of 73% on their bonuses. So, stop saying the government doesn't promote education. Yes, they pay a lot of money for officers to take courses. It's way better than wasting money on kids. Why educating kids? They're impolite and loud. They'd rather be watching "PAW Patrol". Why spending money to educate them? This benefit only will cost over 25 billion reais on the next 5 years. This is the price of an intelligent country. They're also doing great at obeying. Civilian ministers of Health, as doctors, refused to follow the president's orders to prescribe chloroquine to treat COVID. Just because "the medicine is not appropriate to treat it". "It's too risky! People will die! There's no scientific proof!" So, they replaced doctors with a military officer. The Army's lab has already fabricated millions of chloroquine pills, and the supply is enough for 18 years. Yes, enough time so chloroquine can join the Army. And maybe produce even more chloroquine. Chloroquine only lasts for 2 years, so the supply for 18 years is useless. But it's a favor officers have done for us because now the country will have to face the challenge of being creative to use all this chloroquine. We're seeing many great ideas. Table wedges, bullets... Bolsonaro himself tested if it worked as rhea repellent. Results were excellent, it's on phase 3 now. Right now, Army troops are taking chloroquine to indigenous villages in the forest. Mean people say they're taking the virus too, but that's nonsense. That's what officers call "synergy". They're using the pandemic crisis to fuel the Amazon crisis and vice-versa. The person commanding this win-win strategy, the one protecting the forest, is vice-president Mourão. This is him showing how great it's going. Results are clear. If we compare deforestation rates from May this year to May last year, the decline is nearly almost complete. This nearly almost complete decline... I like the expression "nearly almost". But he's being modest because deforestation has actually increased nearly almost over 100% if compared to last month. And it's the highest rate since 2015. Yes. Why is he doing that? Because he doesn't like bragging. According to Mourão, most part of military mission on the government seems to be about concealing data. Concealing is their expertise. In this picture, we can see people trying to make Mourão look less like Joel Santana. Officers' wives are also makeup experts. During the pandemic, they went to Yanomami villages to do social work. They applied makeup on indigenous women, teaching them basic concepts. Because that tribal thing is too 90s. Always the same patterns... For God's sake. Let's move on. They can do so many different things they don't know about yet. So, they did something like a mix of Borba Gato with Boca Rosa. Borba Rosa, and it was great. Since our officers are too strategic, they used part of the money from this operation to paint headquarters that aren't even located in the Amazon, covering up indigenous people, bills and headquarters. That's what I call efficiency! Recently, Brazil's General Accounting Office revealed that during the pandemic, the Ministry of Health is taking months to pass on urgent funds to states and cities. Cool, huh? They're saving public money, preventing the waste of money to save lives of elders and diabetic people. I totally agree. This way they'll have more for their pension. Maybe that's why on Bolsonaro government generals are treated by most part of the press as being more technical, as opposed to the ideological wing. President Jair Bolsonaro denied the existence of internal discussion between the ideological wing and the military. President Jair Bolsonaro tried cutting down the internal conflict between the ideological wing and the military. Once more, our great Army was discredited. Because this idea of conflict between wings is a quibble from the press. Why? Because the military wing is ideological. They say the ideological wing is composed by Olavo de Carvalho's followers, like Damares and Ernesto Araújo, but this is really unfair because many officers also follow Olavo. Actually, let's be honest, they discovered Olavo. They like Olavo since before he was famous. Olavo used to give lectures to Army officers in 1992. In 1999, officers gave him the Pacificador medal. They're not posers, they're real fans. They're Olavo fans since he used to write horoscopes. Check out this video of the great general Villas Bôas. Politically correct thinking is ideologized. And when matters are ideologized, they lose the vision for results and start working on its organic empowerment, let's say. So, they start creating more of the same. When you... The more we have environmentalism, the more we'll have environmental damage. The more indigenism, the more our poor indigenous people will be abandoned. The more racial concern, the more we'll have racism. Of course, guys! If you talk about racism, it'll start appearing. That's how it works. All these "isms" are bad. Look at what Christianism has done to Christ. He never came back. Ideologies are the evil in the world, for sure. But the general is so modest he doesn't see this is also an ideology. Coincidentally, a person who has the same ideology is Olavo de Carvalho. The apple of this world dictatorship's eye is the collection of politically correct rules and values they want to impose on the whole world, whatever it takes. When you start praising "gayist" people, accepting they're always poor victims, you're automatically justifying any violence coming from them. Gay violence is increasing worldwide. We had 2 cases this week in Brazil. When Villas Bôas says gay people cause homophobia or that environmentalists destroy the environment, he's showing he's really cult. She's showing he's read this book: "The Least You Need To Know Not To Be An Idiot", by Olavo. Another Olavo theory that officers repeat a lot is about the evil power of Foro de São Paulo. In the 15th anniversary of Foro de São Paulo, it already had over 200 organizations that belonged to it, among which there were legal political parties, terrorist organizations, drug traffickers... All mixed up, like an evil political gang-bang. ...Foro de São Paulo. It has ruled for the last 15 years, supremely. Because many South American countries had their governments under the aegis of left-wing organizations related to this New International. I'd even call it the Fifth International, the international of Foro de São Paulo. Great minds think alike. Foro de São Paulo really exists, it's a group of left-wing parties and movements. But it's never been secret. It has a website, people in charge create releases for the press and accredit reporters to do the cover. Nobody does it because nobody's interested in seeing old bearded party leaders arguing. But Olavo added this amazing ingredient of the secret, making things more spicy. And that's why Mourão treats a meeting with a huge sign as a clandestine movement. Anyway, if officers aren't technical, and if they're so ideological like Weintraub, then why is Bolsonaro getting people out of the ideological wing and expanding the participation of the military wing? It's simple. Because officers are good at 2 things that people like Damares and Ernesto Araújo are terrible at. They're obedient and they know how to keep a secret. As we saw, this is essential to prescribe a medicine that doesn't work during a pandemic that's killing thousands of people, or to pretend that deforestation is under control. Now, I know what you're thinking. Isn't it weird that armed forces can offer 6,000 people to the government? Aren't all these people missed in headquarters? If 6,000 teachers went to work for the government, education would stop. If SUS lost 6,000 doctors or nurses, hospitals would collapse. How can a state organization lose thousands of people without harming its mission? Because maybe its mission is exactly taking the government. That's what they've been trying for over 100 years. Not to mention this is the only way to sweep away cultural Marxism. And not only in our government, but also in the U.S. This is the leader of Southern Command in the U.S., Craig Faller, bragging in front of Trump, saying Brazil sent an air officer for free to work for him, earning a salary of almost 50,000 reais paid by Bolsonaro government. 50,000 reais for an air officer. He must be covered in gold. I hope. But 50,000 reais per month is cheap. The U.S. can keep him, it doesn't make a difference. Because our valuable armed forces are really valuable. They're worth almost 100,000 billion reais a year, paid by us. That's almost the amount spent by the Ministry of Health. Yes, health budget is not so larger than the Defense's, which is absurd. What does SUS do for the country to justify all that money? A couple of surgeries, some labors, they fabricate some vaccines and have some ambulances. Great, but does SUS paint the curb of nation white? Does SUS hold parades on September 7th? Has SUS ever saved Brazil from the evil Paraguay? Has any doctor had the capacity of commanding our Army? No! Who's commanding our health now? A general! That's why it's fair that Pazuello earns his minister salary and his general pay. That's why health professionals don't have the right to full pensions, housing granted by the State and pension for relatives, but officers do. Got it? No? Because you're not an officer. They get it. And just like they said on that beautiful song, officers still hope that maybe one day Brazil could be intelligent. Just like them! But I'm here to admit that maybe it isn't possible. Let's be honest, the Army has been trying to make us intelligent for centuries. They've crushed rebellions of slaves, pulled coups on the Empire, the Republic, bombed São Paulo, tortured, killed, and even pretended to be communists to save Brazil from communism. They carried a bomb and it blew up... It was a mess, they lost a Puma. Everything so the country would be more intelligent. And we must admit, it didn't work. It didn't work, officers. Brazil is not worthy of its armed forces. It's not you, it's us. You need to be happy. It's time you find a nation that deserves you. Create a Tinder account, I don't know. Paraguay? No, not Paraguay. They don't even have a coast. The U.S.? No, Olavo is already there. His brilliant mind needs a lot of space. He can have the U.S. He's happy there. France? Too communist. Italy and Germany? No, we'd have to go to war. Our Army is not trained for that. It wouldn't be smart. But there's a perfect place. A place that is contaminated with the color red. A place that needs to be taken by the color olive green urgently. A place that needs to be whitewashed and finally become the nation capable of watching over Brazil. Yes, I'm talking about Mars. It's time our Army finds a mission at its height. 230 million kilometers, to be exact. It's necessary to free not only a country, but a whole planet from cultural Marsianism. It's necessary to prevent that the red of Mars gets to the blue planet, and finally free Brazil from this feeling of guilt for delaying your mission here for so long. Stand tall, warriors! Our planet will never be red! This has been Greg News!
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Length: 30min 32sec (1832 seconds)
Published: Sat Aug 01 2020
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