Greg Gutfeld: Biden lives in the land of confusion

welcome back shut up they're plotting me people it is mean there's a babbling old man at large who doesn't know who's in charge yes it's gaffs like this that led to one conclusion Biden lives in the Land of Confusion it's for President Biden even for him no he doesn't have covet for the 14th time the virus prefers living hosts but at least he knows who the president is right he was also kamala's birthday turn 30. happy birthday great president [Laughter] all right so he keeps calling Kamala the president maybe they're just role-playing ew that's ew I know but it's not like he's spaced out when asked if his wife supports him running for reelection I have not made that formal decision but it's my intention my intention to run again and we have time to make that decision uh Dr Biden is for it Mr President oh Dr Biden thinks that my wife thinks that uh that I uh that were that were doing something very important you know if that was a concussion test he definitely failed Joe's brain right now hit the scans look like an Etch A Sketch but maybe it's hard to answer softballs while making one in his pants foreign but hey at least he didn't get lost in the White House Garden during a tree planting ceremony right [Music] that was a cornfield maze we'd never see him again too bad Dr Jill's not a botanist I think her husband has Dutch elm disease someone please replace the nuclear football with a briefcase full of ping-pong balls but how does his staff keep letting this happen it's like they're letting him wander on purpose help the poor guy out maybe if they flash a light he'll walk toward it then again maybe there's only so much they can do take this for example during a White House Event tape last week Biden claimed that his student loan bailout was passed by a vote if you don't have one of those loans you just get 10 000 written off it's passed I gotta pass by a vote or two and it's in effect wow he sounds like it sounds like cat tip no no one voted on it it was an executive order he doesn't seem to know what he's signing maybe they told him it was for free government pudding this guy's running for president again God help us anything to add Joe no no no no no look I know what's going on I'm sharp as attack Jack and uh look one vote one vote passed by one vote me my vote that's what it is look I got this uh look it's like that old joke right you line 10 guys up against uh wall and uh you know bartender says uh well you know how that one ends [Laughter] January 6th January Rob I gotta what is up with this staff like they see this and yet they every after every speech or ceremony or whatever they just let him wander why don't they have a a plan well I mean you know at least it's not Easter because then they had the staff member dress up as the Easter Bunny to sort of direct them around Joe but he's just so old and just so out of it you know I he's so old that I heard he sniffed the child that was actually above 13 years old I heard he is so old he actually read the teleprompter correctly so it just it's it's outrageous we really need to stop electing 130 year old corpses as president 81 million people you know those 81 million people they really uh need to think about that next time yeah that's true Iris um he mentioned Carmela's name and then he called to the president do you think he just forgot her name again like he just like he just went okay first of all how dare you expect him to connect two paragraphs Gutfeld back okay he was clearly talking about two different things yeah [Applause] that makes sense we gotta call that yeah okay that's number one and number two the reason why no one's helping him because you're going to get that I can do it myself oh yeah get off me yeah where am I like so that's why they're not helping him plus if they're anything like me security we got a sense of humor so they probably don't tip well yeah so let his ass wander off you know that's a reflection that's how well you know your secret service and your bodyguards like you when they let your ass do that all the time exactly some the new guy's going to help no just let it go let it unfold trust me it'll be great cats cat what about like he that he didn't sound well no I know you that concussion test thing you said you're making a joke I actually think that's not a bad idea yeah like he won't do he won't take questions after he gives a speech what if we're like okay we'll give that up concussion test after every single speech I think it's sad to have to suggest that but what's even more sad is there's no way they'd allow that to happen yeah like all politicians lie this politician were like does he know he's lying yeah like I you can't even really call him a liar because he you don't know if he knows where he is anymore at this point yeah it's in like Cyrus it's like every tie yep it's getting worse and they and Emily says he's going to run again but maybe they just haven't told him he's not running it's like taking grandpa's car keys away totally like you can't run anymore we're gonna take your uh whatever it is that you would take well even if they told him he would forget it two seconds later I'm supposed to be an EMT there's the alert and oriented times four right it's the test you ask someone to make sure that they're conscious and there's four questions it's basically like do they know who they are where they are approximate time and date um and what's happening ironically one of the questions is like who's the president so literally if you were to ask him give him and the the AO times four he would fail every question because he certainly doesn't know who he is or where he is or what time of day it is or approximately what is happening or who the president is but you know what he knows enough to do he knows enough to say full sentences like no serious guys until you're 30. as he sniffs a little girl's hair so to me he's he's dead and also disgusting you um I forgot you were an EMT yeah oh wow that must have been fun huh where were you uh in was when I lived in Stinson Beach I'm sorry could you imagine that like I'm in a car accident dying [Laughter] I don't know what I'm going to be doing right now anyway you gotta go hey Sean Hannity here hey click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

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Length: 8min 24sec (504 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 26 2022