Grand Theft Auto 6 Has No Chance...

hello guys and gals me mudahar this is the laptop that started this channel without this there'd be no creepy pastas no deep web browsing no commentary no Sonic thought exe no Al none of that fun stuff ladies and gentlemen this laptop is my most prized possession in the world you could give me all the money in the world and I still wouldn't trade it for this crappy laptop because without this laptop I wouldn't have built this amazing Community wouldn't have we wouldn't have this community together we wouldn't have covered creepy pastas dark web stuff commentary stuff everything this laptop contains more memories that I ever ever could even care about this is all that matters if my house burned down today this would be the one thing I would go in and save and I'm not exaggerating when I say it I put a lot of value in sentimental and this laptop is quite honestly the most sentimental I'm going to get and it contains a lot of old files and things that I never got to one of them is my Miami traffic 3 now you might remember a while back I used to do this thing called what the WTF gaming so to speak yes I'll wait three minutes before I drop the f word okay sorry it's it's it's my Wrangler if you will too now this is uh I went to a website known as game jolt back in the day where I used to basically download old school games games like crime life and whatnot Miami traffic 3 is one of those games where I downloaded because I don't know if I was wasted one night and I figured maybe you guys would like to see furry Grand Theft Auto but given the fact that GTA 6 is still like what a year out from being released maybe it's time to see if Grand Theft Auto 6 it should even come out maybe this game is so good so Banger that GTA 6 already has crazy competition so sit back relax let's start this year off with a little bit of a banging gaming video so to speak too and uh you know given the fact that it's the first 3 months uh you know YouTube might as well just enjoy it relax and upload some more gameplay stuff and uh cover some more gameplay stuff too oh dude I missed that loading screen bro back in the day I couldn't even when I was a kid I didn't know how to download games or get access to any video games and uh I used to just go to asset play and sites like game jolt and just play the free stuff God knows I must have installed so much malware into my parents computer which one do I want to pick the the the the black cat or the leopard cat let's let's go with the leopard one Dominique binon do you want to enable HQ oh dude I think I can handle Max Graphics come on now this can be disabled by pressing four retrieve scattered Contraband from the plane you can obtain your reward by bringing the product to the employer's Office boxes can be retrieved all over town it search the sea south of industrial Island all right press two to switch views third person panoramic three to trigger Shadows four to trigger graphics and five to switch water quality never have I have the graphic settings for a video game hot bar and boy oh boy here we dude it's like if you took Google Street View and made models out of it man I I got to love this world dude forget GTA 6 it's all about Miami traffic well the city is definitely alive it's definitely uh you know the F oh I already got a full arsenal of weapons let's throw this let's throw this grenade out here dude dude oh no I got the 5 oh dude I got I got police force here let me blow up more cars I guess I love how they're all just oh dude this game's AI is more broken than blades liver dude what is going on man all right I might as well be doing like uh some of the story stuff it seems like the AI just gets kind of stuck just gets kind of stuck in the wall so to speak but uh yeah we'll we'll have to let's see what's in here I will say this is at least a mile better than like Arab drift cars dude last I played that it doesn't seem like I can do anything here can I well at least I can fire the oh they got a day night cycle Christ well I got zero grams worth of catnip I guess oh that bus is having a fun time dude traffic oh oh oh God oh my God what is this wait is this a human being this is supposed to be a land of Furies why are we having intermingling of species here this is crazy can I steal a car ah the classic GTA uh classic Grand Theft Auto overhead view oh man dude the traffic is gone there's just no God left in this dude what is up with this traffic here I don't know if I can steal the car or anything oh not a cheat code do you wish to restart the game recommended to Res no I want to steal the car oh it's enter okay sweet I got a car and it's got a radio station and the car is glitched into the bus oh no no it's not oh it is oh it is this is so bad dude I I will say listen man I mean I've never made a video game in my life obviously better than any attempt I've ever made all right well oh I guess I just switched to the bus there it is you know I'm going to go do the mission here this this too this this too messed up wait you can buy properties you want to buy this for four grand yeah oh no I'm poor okay well one day I shall be able to afford my own furry cond this car's trying to B what is this dude why this this whole street is gone it's been a whole day and the Street's been gone all right I guess we'll go into the red blip the tracker indicates the product to be in the building the private party is on the top floor is a good place to start oh hell yeah dude who needs Scarface on the PS2 when you got this they're selling your stuff was them oh they're dead oh oh I'm already out okay I mean I got shot up oh wait I can levitate oh Jesus oh get out of here wo all right I'm putting him down dude I got to switch to the M4 this a this ain't half bad brother this game's kind of good I I won't lie I died dude I mean like what they when they got like Navy SEAL aim clearly I'm going to die all right I switch back let's go inside here I'm not going to lose to a to a furry game well Jesus Christ man what what am I supposed to do that is insanity this game expects you to have like Precision aim it's hard enough to aim properly in this game all right let's try that one more time oh oh oh no no no no no no no it just keeps oh dude I'm gonna get so pissed at this game oh there we go there we go there we go you know what you know what the thing is you can't straight you can't do oh my God I'm I'm about to lose it I'm about to actually lo I think I'm I'm going to grab a car and just explore areas okay that's what I'm going to do traffic is so busted in this game I wish I could rip the code apart and see this all right uh uh uh uh uh uh well it doesn't help that there's no cover systems all right you know what we're not we're not going to commit to any criminality we're just going to go and explore the world World why not dude this is the mall the ice mall you can get some ice here all right no you can't I don't know why I'm bringing the knife it's not like we're in London we're in Miami dude I can bring this all right we've got the we got the colony Motel the boulevard dude this literally is just like Google Street View like brought into brought into the game it's crazy you know I will say asides from the T like the thing about it is I really feel like even the developer for this game couldn't actually play the title wait I can switch clothing no a dude I killed the game all right we'll restart it again ooh oh my oh damn dude these car these cars have these cars are grippy dude what is this what is this what what's what's a dead shark doing here oh that's not oh dude what seems like we can't do much with the shark here well there's oh there's another mission there cool okay maybe maybe I can actually do this one maybe this one isn't so oh okay whoa what is this okay let's get out of here oh no all right no no we're just going to that's not a that's just like an apartment here I wonder if there's like a map to it I hit the M button but it just makes me switch all right let's shoot up this guy I wonder what the police system in in in Miami is like here oh that that that is that is just an architectural nightmare I a I ain't an engineer for buildings or anything but that that's oh there's helicopters oh man if they're shooting and flying is anything if wait what is that is that a flamethrower oh dude let's go Chief dude what is this what is this the graphics are insane man I I'll tell you right now if the if the if the combat and the driving is anything to write home about up key Ascend down key descend okay all right I will say something the air the airplane is definitely a lot easier to fly oh no way do these buildings have Collision you you can't that that that thing's up to the stratosphere dude I mean I will say something right now this is a pretty big city I mean I mean for for a for a angeled game is pretty awesome you know had this game I mean it's no driver three on the Game Boy Advance but you know it's definitely it's it's impressive oh that that oh none none of these buildings have actual Collision on the top dude they're made for ghosts I guess I just want to go down here and try like the law enforcement system I love when games have like a good law enforcement system attached to them as well I just want to I just want to see what the city what what the police will do guess we'll shoot this guy up I will tell you something my oh okay there we go we got cops we've got law enforcement I hear the sirons I just don't see the cops oh I hear more cops oh dude wait oh God that's three oh there it is there it is dude oh get out of here wait I can steal the Miami cop police unit hell yeah I dude he's got an actual police chase like added into it oh I'm glitching into the cops I wonder what I wonder what happens if I get busted what if I what if I oh my God they don't even care I thought I was surrendering I guess I wasn't dude yeah I W lie people can say this game might be dog water but like it's impressive they got hidden weapons I mean you you can buy pretty much like every oh dude a rocket launcher oh man I dude this is like this is just a gift that keeps on giving oh that's a that's a healing item okay all right let's oh my God it doesn't even blow up the car just like slightly put oh wow the explosion radius is huge in this wait I got an idea I could win the game now now I've got the weapon now I can now I can push it to the Limit dude all right let's let's go oh well you can't aim okay that's one thing I've learned that is one thing I've learned in this game I died I died to my own rocket I would honestly rather get a blow job from a shark than playing the rest of this game o that that just dries okay wait what if I just toss a oh no wait I left I left the building I left the building okay cool the frag grenade didn't kill me I feel like if I just throw frag grenades maybe I can do enough collateral damage to do a win I just want to beat the first level okay come on how how do you do that how do you how do you do that all right let's go oh my God wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I might actually be able to oh dude the grenades are op the grenades are all you need and that's my product all right let's grab all of my crack dude that's all of it dude that's like 800 grams of my my my catnip that's all my product right there that's literally all my crack all right let's go let's see if we can escape with it all right um and I think I just have to go to this orange blip and I can cash in my crack I got $2,850 oh dude it's amazing now I can buy stuff wait I got to go to the mall first here I got to get myself a health pickup I actually I'm actually progressing in the game I think I figured it out just frag grenades that's it that's all you need all right boom you know what once you know what this is the thing once you figure out how a game works then you then then it really clicks man this might be my next balers game no welcome to Miami International Airport oh please can I fly out of this oh my God I'm in the Yago I think my character has died you know it certainly wasn't no crime life or Arab drift cars but I will say that game was certainly very impressive and I I I feel like I feel like you know what for a game made like literally what 10 years ago not a bad time not a bad time but ladies and gentlemen would I ever go back and play Miami traffic 3 probably never but what is a shame is that they actually did not make Miami traffic 4 like apparently it's still actually in development like I went back to game jolt typed it in here and uh it turns out that they actually do have a fourth game apparently and it looks pretty sweet okay like the lighting engine got updated this might be like the GTA 4 of the universe dude I mean this is not unfortunately available like it's still in development but uh you know may maybe it'll come out one day maybe it won't this the last update was literally three years ago okay that's it three years ago is when it came down to but maybe maybe we might actually get a sequel to this game but ladies and gentlemen I dug up the old crap top had to polish it off and uh looked inside it and this game was present amongst them as were some other games so maybe throughout the course of this month I might actually go through some really like some Nostalgia and look into it ladies and gentlemen that said this is me mudahar and if you like what you saw please like comment and subscribe dislike it if you dislike it I am out

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Published: Tue Jan 02 2024