Gor's "Helldivers 2 Review | TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET | Starship Bloopers by Max0r" REACTION

hey how you doing welcome to another reaction for another maxor video link in the description I'm just going to tell you right here to do that okay and warning I'll probably pause a lot I'm going to try not to pause too much because I'm not going to lie I have a really bad headache I don't know what happened right after that Star Wars Outlaws reaction I did immediately after I was done I'm not I'm kidding I'm not even kidding like 30 seconds after massive headache out of nowhere um don't know why maybe it was my brain warning me that there's a new maxar video coming up and uh well there was so good good job brain it's either that or a brain tumor I don't know anyway so let's get to it hell divers 2 review triple the defense budget Starship bloopers uh this is actually a pretty short one only 15 minutes long and it's a review style one just like balers gate was um which was a very good one that one like is like what 25 minute Max video ended up being like over an hour long reaction cuz I was it was just too much to watch this not much story so I'm assuming it's going to be a little bit less like chaotic when it comes to a lot of the editing so I mean there will be a lot editing I mean this game is insane itself I mean like there's not a lot of like story stuff I guess uh I'm going to eat that those words in a minute anyway let's just get to it let's go uh Link in description go watch yourself for us let's go 3 two 1 and play this video contains a is amazing Co-op shooter that plays I want play so bad no man's sky like no man's Sky except instead of exploring the cosmos you uh die horribly in the S every copy of Hell iers 2 is is personalized Joel wanted me to fight 10,000 fire ants in a universe where humanity is beset on all sides who Joel is that a new lore I need to turn it down is that new Max lore Max is personalized Joel wanted me to fight 10,000 fire ants or maybe it's not new maybe maybe Joel was brought up in the past but my uh my brain uh my maxar brain tumor just makes it impossible for me to remember humity is beset on allel 56 by curious wild actual Terminators super Earth the Galaxy's last and only Bastion of medage democracy sends it fight thanks for killing my officer women and children over to liberate and spread freedom to the most horrifying hellscapes known to man where war crimes are not only Justified but are necessary we play as the hell divers Humanity's Fest in emancipation and friendly fire incidents but uh there's no need to worry about that just say just scream Max last one because we are incredibly Expendable Liberty's enemies March ever closer but through the power of teamwork friendship and enemies March ever I saw a funny skeleton I saw Biden we'll skip that one I want to see the skeleton that is burning in hell this clip of Superman sucking in a leader of far friendship and 500 kg bombs we will fight for freedom for democracy and most importantly because it's really funny dudes be like hell diers 2 his military propaganda my brother in Christ it worked triple the defense budget hell yeah french fries democracy oh my head hurts Earth will never die you know what that requires a double hand salute Pledge of Allegiance an incorrect review the first thing you'll notice upon entering the SC that's weird that he doesn't title it incorrect uh review judge of judgment what 43 now oh that's a different person BDSM gaming wait I'm sorry is that a different person incredibly stupid name and yes you are able to name judge of judgment is the incredibly stupid name and yes you are able to name it other things using the Wizard 101 naming St what was that name Sor yes you are I'm going to absolutely [ __ ] myself def fun police to name it other things using the Wizard 101 naming you can actually call that sche things like oh the pride of Pride I'm pretty wait did I get this far I only play like 20 minutes I think I called mine like something really [ __ ] stupid star of the Stars Patriot of patriotism and my personal favorite the founding father of family values violence and movies and [ __ ] on TV Family Guy Hummer cut plays in the here used to be depicted as the soy wojack the second thing you'll notice upon entering the bridge is the ongoing Galactic war and that we are currently [ __ ] losing the galactic War which is why we need to suit up with exactly three of our friends Ando that's why I haven't played it yet planet is in vital we need to suit up literally just me and your name is what the [ __ ] is your name of our friends wants to bomb third world countries that's fine wants to bomb the first world okay bomb the second world and choose which planet is in of process if you don't have any friends that I hope you can speak good mid I think I did something to make him M but to can actually War all right cut that part that was racist understand the gtic war but to win the galactic War we must first poana are these actual happy R all right these understand the galactic War Miss worldwide okay we can ill afford another malev on Creek which is why War we can ill afford Sky Marshall another malev on Creek which is why I'm going to go over each of the two fronts that are currently reducing us to smears across the Galaxy and uh I'm going to do it at difficulty 7 or above which is wow this editing is like insanely not common for maxor so far the perfect enlist actually not confused at all on the left or man i' watch Starship Troopers again which is coincidentally the perfect enlistment age on the left side has that cutaway where they're just like smashing bugs the political Spectrum we have the automaton front an enemy focusing on Range tactics heavy armor in slight excess and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance I'm out of here guys later if that sounds a little bit intimidated my brain is okay don't worry guys later sounds a little bit intimidating oh give me your skin then don't worry you got have it hey hey Lightning McQueen why don't you uh take your skin off that will make sense after I post that new reaction I haven't posted yet I haven't even gotten to the hord of angry chainsaws yet chainsaw goes in the talking about the automaton front is never complete uh quick play Kickback now talking about the [ __ ] Creek or as it is known by our honored veterans all right I saw bars the galactic War malevolent Creek I was there dude and it sucked I appr okay space Vietnam this godamn planet has been single-handedly responsible for most of our casualties on leral tank yeah yeah you know what I haven't played this game at all but I've seen a lot of [ __ ] wacky [ __ ] my leg is this SpongeBob and that is genuinely impressive considering act line in the game is this SpongeBob oh hell no why skin word skin skin word putting crab Peters and spinge Bing's ears I think I just had a stroker nut and that is genuinely impressive considering that a 10 million men have already died in the Battle of the Madagascar Lem those are considered rookie numbers and were already out oh Mor okay wait was that his name I thought Mort was his little friend no his name is Julian right wait was he a lemur also his friend is that Andy RoR or something the Andy RoR the Swedish German as we all know rebellion in oh hello uh waiter waiter more Chinese Steel Workers please in fact every single military operation we conduct is in a some way related to bevon Creek and personally I don't really see what all the hype is about after all it's want to merge while looking one planet how important could one planet possibly be I am a human supremacist I am a human supremacist our Supremacy will not end on this planet I am a human we will go interdimensional we will unlock the secrets of the universe God has laid them out like Christmas presents for his children boot Camp's got [ __ ] weird recently say I like they had the Reverb and by extension the rest of the front is it's either that or that was a mod maybe they put him in an exercise in how much PTSD one man if if if legitimately I'm not even kidding if um if Alex Jones was in such a piece of [ __ ] for a lot of things he's done if he was just like a a jokey parody guy and that was it but he didn't say like a lot of hurtful things I could see Alex Jones being a lot of [ __ ] like this like legitimately like just being an actual like voiceover you could pack you could buy for a game or something you can possibly get their Firepower is so overwhelming so absolutely constant that describing it as an endless Retreat you got a problem then cuz this game make you die where you I want to die so accidentally accomplish all of your objectives would be very generous as it implies that I do the objectives I just do [ __ ] [ __ ] I need watch the rest of that I didn't do [ __ ] [ __ ] and occasionally push you into what we call unfortunate tactical positions at which point your main options for survival are going to be uh watching your slower friends get burned to death in the make off how am I on fire I will never unar that scream so yes this planet I'm assuming that's a line in the game I love that it just it knows it's it's goofy as [ __ ] too what economists call aad will will this game be nominated for Game of the Year at all like I feel like it should be but I feel like there's also enough uh naysayers for the game that think it's not all that amazing I don't know it surprisingly I thought this game would have had like like only nines and tens considering how much people were loving it but uh it has like a 80 something on metac I feel like it's like really low considering everybody loves it malev creek creek was there dude it's the same [ __ ] bad use of our human capital but after dealing with several days of what I can only describe as angry forklifting commissioning oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] is not ocean certified wait what all right I can't pause that everyone what you really need a step ladder for that sir okay call me crazy but I think there's a turret around this corner guys I [ __ ] hate the creek can safely say that the attachment has become [ __ ] personal and honestly I just want to see how many bodies one planet can hold we lost Vietnam we lost Afghanistan uh no no that's a that's no we hav't the war is not over and yes we definitely lost America USA so godamn it I am not going to lose this any to ones and zeros God gave this galaxy to a non-binary species and service guarantees gender affirmation I didn't know I didn't know you were [ __ ] woke uh fun facts about the botf front number 10 man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke number this should have chills his voice right now number nine if you happen to make the mistake of fighting here you're quickly going to realize that most of our forces are Chinese each one taking glorious revenge against the seal PL work in I don't know why made me laugh very our Chinese suspicious behavior and conversely we guo have been sent by our Barbarian Prince to fight in China you don't you don't hug the hordes of angry Roaches for it is the god-given right of the defense Lobby to remind the bugs that it is man who was made in God's image really can't wait to die on [ __ ] uh God finally shows his face he looks like one of the bugs distinct clu the can't wait to die on [ __ ] uh legally distinct kandathu oh kathu oh yeah legally distin sorry the termined population problem is a called the termined that's such a perfect [ __ ] that's such a perfect name for a species a bug I I I'm pretty sure that's the name of them in the first game too I would at least assume is this the year of like games that get sequels but just almost like the version that they've been wanting like they wanted to do or you know what I mean like Dragon Dogma 2 is just Dragon Dogma but it's the version they wanted to do like 11 or 12 years ago same thing I feel like with the same thing is could be said with this this is the version they wanted to do years ago like about the same time 11 12 years ago um what's the other game there was another game that was like that too where it it what the [ __ ] was it there was something else that just came out recently or is coming out soon that is like that where it's like it just like it's the game they wanted to make long ago it's a sequel technically what am I thinking of I swear there's something else anyway increasingly horrifying demons each one abandoned by their creators in completely different ways my my guy got a bad case of the ringer Mor we got small bugs big bugs Bo jaming himself bugs bugs that function as artillery and of course the bugs that stalk you at night thankfully for us though Napal is an equal it's not night opportunity employer and uh a lot of position sorry what was that for though you exing what is an equal opportunity employer yeah that's thought a lot of positions are open right now that is to say once you start fighting the bugs you do not stop for about 40 minutes or so because uh they just SP a battalion from the ground like the godam that's what I've heard these K get [ __ ] long and nuts for the third time in a row and I do not have enough raid for this [ __ ] good [ __ ] throw dude for this sh oh oh okay that's actual that's actually what okay never mind sorry I thought he I thought he edited this in like no that's there good [ __ ] throw dude I I just want to walk to the McDonald's oh no quale Dingle is that who just sent that good [ __ ] throw dude paulana uh I I just want to walk to the McDonald's guys I'm just a level one Goblin oh queso hate this game bro he can't get he can't get to his McDonald's my birthday I'm a little birthday boy the worst part we uh don't really know how they move between planets and I don't think they have what you would call plan rather the turbed simply appear in places they wish to eviscerate kind of like a whole food so uh you can imagine my shock when I learned that those white [ __ ] trying yeah Free Run's great I don't want to hear it no one ever say to gentrify that's like the one scene in freerun that is like the most lwd I guess it's just like it comes out of nowhere too I'm like what they are ruining the amazing local cult California I hope it's becoming obvious holy crap it's that fighting these things under normal circumstances is what we call a same day shipping to God what the [ __ ] fortunately for us though we have has the same thing access to a wide variety of unique and hilarious tools well is my like a few minutes same oh also well no I got plenty of are only accessible VI inputting a series of hand sides informally known asri whether it's big air strikes bigger air strikes dude I'm I'm really good at that biggest air strike the engine can sustain or air strikes that specialize in killing everything except the enemy there there are so many bad guys with so much damage to be done that the most challenging part is keeping your team out of the blast radius I got how about we keep them in the blast radius oh well saw that fall saw that fall out his do have to throw them which means you can drop them throw the wrong asset and even attach them to enemies that are running into running towards it my personal favorite combination is definitely the napom and choran gas for when you really he suck at farts again personal favorite combination is definitely the God damn it Superman how many times I to say stop suck at farts gas for when you really really want your enemies to feel pain inside and out we also offer a gluten-free variety now of course finally my insides can match my outsides oh wait no the other way around aren the only thing we can deliver just most of them because here at the defense department we take care to provide to provide to provide why can't I say words a you can't say provide wide array of support tools and buy support tools I need the machine gun which are I'm sorry what was that I am supporting your funeral proceeding which are crucial and necessary for fighting a literally I love the bottom text joke we've got jetpacks automatic lasers that demand Human Sacrifice I don't know why every time I see a little drone that follows you around just think of the near games U or at least the original or no not the original near aoma um also it hungers for human Souls sayage American police taser with unlimited ammo automatic targeting and a vendetta against teammates for when you really hate everything in a general direction rail guns that encourage you to fire volleys like Napoleonic line infantry it also has two fire modes called safe mode and unsafe mode wait I'm sorry what the giant death robots that this is new to the game right well it's a not new new but it came out a couple weeks ago explod sometimes you use it too much also your name is vomit that is the last time I buy a [ __ ] Tesla or you vomiting laughter my uh personal favorite strategy involves everyone giving their me to the I'm sorry what the [ __ ] was that JoJo ass looking [ __ ] version of I get it Tesla my uh personal favorite strategy invol I get it yeah I I get it all right yeah that's goodes everyone giving their Mech to the designated disabled man who will proceed to stay inside of six different wheelchairs for 40 minutes and as a caveat damn bro he's so dis he's in six wheel chairs we force him to crawl in the ground between mechs for immersion reasons but honestly all of these fastic tools absolutely pale in comparison to the fast and convenient resupply of Gamer's energy drinks fantastic boost to your gaming abilities which if I drink Prime is that the same thing I I I don't know I feel bad I don't want to support it don't look at it trying to cover the label now it just looks like I'm double grabbing a [ __ ] dick ah the only Prime I support is Optimus that's the only one except I guess I support this kid I just I bought it I like it I don't know I haven't tried other ones maybe I shouldn't expect of you don't tell me what to do I'll mix it with a knife I'll mix it with a gun I will now expect of you we and the Chinese are not going to be taking back otou on 8 hours of sleep I'm sorry but uh they did also not going to be taking back oo to describe your favorite burger I don't understand what I'm even looking at on 8 hours of sleep but uh they did also release a sleep aid in case somebody gives you too much how am I getting away with this [ __ ] comes in many different flavors not that I have any hard time sleeping I just I like the anime girl on it as guacamole gamer 9 yeah from Russian man Grandpa's ashes and that's a good one too good it's that's from sm all at the low price of 40 per strategy which is that's pretty good that's a good [ __ ] price I need to get one at least one I really like guacamole gamer [ __ ] come or whatever it's called cheaper than the dirt I am dying over I I uh went to Amazon and checked so wait I'm sorry cheap read those things I uh went potting mix alien milk none of them are [ __ ] aliens in checked so if you watching this video somehow and uh God bless you if you are you can have gamer Subs delivered with 10% off by opening the description and clicking the special stratum code what else do we have uh in case you really don't want to play the game as well as a strange amount of primaries that I'm a Tor mean so that sounds good to me are child safe can't wait for the devs to Nerf this one and say some [ __ ] like sorry hell divers command sent us RI aony instead of rail gun shells now uh in this kind of environment I'm sorry with this many fireworks casualties are not just expected they are required yeah you have to you have to you 6 million hm that's an interesting number get to 12 million by being an easy game which is why upon the occurrence of my teammate's tragic passing I will gain the ability to replace my friends with a legally distinct hell diver I would actually be legitimately upset if I played one game of Hell divers and I get killed by my teammate at least once like I I would still be I'd be legit upset if I if I if I didn't get killed by my teammate even if I had no teammates to begin with so because you can play it by yourself right just by yourself he made it sound like you can't though I thought you could play by yourself like if you just want to go there solo by yourself nobody else to fight and die for the worst Planet you have ever seen like my brother in Christ you are fighting over the Arizona ice tea World missions in this game are usually comprised was that wait wait hold on hold on hold on was that nine cat you are fighting over the Arizona ice yeah it is I like got I got close to the screen just in case like like that makes it in this game are usually comprised of EXP in new and fantastic worlds and then building a Walmart Super Center on them local SC backwards and then building a Walmart Super Center on them screams in Backwoods if you're [ __ ] local in a Walmart to that end we have a great diversity of missions like geological surveys rescuing civilians who move their heads like confused avens spreading industrial amounts of carcinogenic gas and launching [ __ ] nuclear missile we did it Patrick we sa such a good visual I love it oppenheimer's would be proud along with aod of objectives which usually boil down to uh killing everything that moves and occasionally loading a gun that will do it for you none of that [ __ ] di diplomacy [ __ ] like oh look at me I'm I'm Star Trek [ __ ] ass [ __ ] dumbass space losers we uh don't really talk about the eradicate missions because because they tend to play themselves all in service to liberate a planet by an astounding .3% this isn't a [ __ ] charity all right reach 100% Liberation and lose all of it the very next day I am currently reporting to you from so what's the [ __ ] point the fifth Siege of hm planets and Hell divers also have a unique blend of beautiful environments like it does look really good the heaven planets where it is impossible to escape God God the constant meteor storm planet where it is illegal to stand still the fire tornado Planet the I'm sorry was that there it is illegal to stand still the fire tornado Planet that's quite it's [ __ ] [Laughter] face the uh weird [ __ ] Animal Planet I'm going to call you a g shingles ringer and the planet that before it was removed from the game randomed your air strikes made the process of calling a resupply much more interesting please put this back in the game look hell divers just called in your own murder it's a game that gives you a lot of tools y I would love to be killed like that dude if if I was if I was dead and you could recover my body I would love for someone to use my body and attach it to something that explodes you know not like like just send me with the bomb you know what I mean like like you know that scene with Master Chief in the beginning of what was it Halo 2 where he has the the bomb and he's like guiding it I just want to be sent with like the bomb not that I'll help or anything I just want to [ __ ] explode with and a lot of places to use them so honestly the task of describing it all to you and a lot of places to use them oh no I thought that never mind so honestly the task of describing it all to you is uh not my [ __ ] job the developers are literally adding things faster that I can show them to you yeah they've been [ __ ] updating the [ __ ] out of this like every like week or two there's like something new I feel like I uh began making this video it's only been 2 months since it came out feels like it's been [ __ ] forever for me existed so inevitably when the day comes that Arrowhead adds the secret third faction that we don't legally know anything about I guess oh oh they doing just straight up aliens adds the secret third oh that that's so good I don't really think about that like they could just add a bunch of [ __ ] they could just out nowhere have little gray guys around they could [ __ ] have I don't know big titty anime girls oh my God please do that oh my God I [ __ ] need it that we yeah let me see this tonight we laid one [ __ ] to rest but nobody nobody what cried I guess cried and he won't be missed damn uh yeah I'm down to [ __ ] digital terrain filth random text that thatone read I read it don't legally know anything [ __ ] I guess I'll be making a video about it as long as this one gets views no uh I'm going to take my view back overall hell divers 2 is an absolute chaotic mess where every Mission begins and ends with the assumption that we are not going to make it and yet somehow some way that a bug game bang I still find a way to disappoint my friends 420 kill for 20 he's got 69999 that one's just I don't know what that is what is that what that what is that huh We Got a Groovy backwards seven what's that some may consider it difficult oh G that's Hebrew While others may consider it [ __ ] [ __ ] but personally surviving Against All Odds in the face of complete absolute absurdity is a big reason that I still love this game no matter how many gamebreaking bugs they introduce uh sorry hell divers this gun's accuracy rating is so high that it causes integer overflow and with the galactic Wars still ongoing our story of spreading managed democracy have [ __ ] the trit has only just begun yes genocide we have the ships we have the weapons we need soldiers soldiers like the and Chinese guy service guarantees affordable healthare they'll keep fighting and they'll win oh as long as the bug front plays the game today on on a more personal note the ministry of Truth extends its gratitude to all of its very kind patrons enabling and financing our propaganda on a truly I need to play more uh hell divers too man this game looks sick you get to shoot animals latic scale your money is being put toing only the funniest and most original content is he going to do Dragon's Dogma 2 I assume anyways time to report to my execution now that was a good cut yeah that felt weird I actually might my brain didn't [ __ ] seize and spasm that's insane wow wow wow I still buzzed a lot cuz I you know missing things I expect every reaction to at least be double the length of the actual video and this one actually we got about a minute left and it'll be double the length and we're going to end it exactly at Double link was that 30 minutes and 28 seconds we'll do it anyway uh I really want to [ __ ] play H divers two uh one don't have ps+ two don't have friends three I got [ __ ] A Millionaire games to play and four [ __ ] you I don't need to explain myself eat ass anyway even though I just did but not eating ass I didn't do that all right I don't ass this is the ass free eaten Zone all right ass eaten free zone whatever you know what I [ __ ] mean anyway N I dive nah I dive yeah I feel like an inaccurate review should be the the the title of all maxor reviews I don't know why he decided to make it so that it's not called that I anyway that was a fun video uh the I feel like the balers Gate 3 one is extremely underrated I actually loved that video and uh I know the reaction didn't do so well uh most people were just like E I got a lot of dislikes and stuff because I you know but I really liked that video that was great uh anyway there go that's it a lot of hidden comedy there uh anyway go [ __ ] yourself eat my ass [ __ ] I hate you

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Length: 30min 28sec (1828 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2024