Good Will Hunting - Superphilosophy

you know I was on this plane once and I'm sitting there and now captain gets on he does this whole you know we'll be cruising at 35,000 feet but then he puts the mic down he forgets to turn it off mm-hmm and so he turns to the co-pilot he's like you know well I could use right now is a [ __ ] [ __ ] and a cup of coffee so the stewardess [ __ ] goes bombing up from the back of the plane it saw him at the microphone still on sky in the back of the planes like hey hon don't forget the coffee you ever been on a plane no but it's a [ __ ] joke it works better if I tell it in the first person yeah it does I have been late you know really okay big time I went on a date last week how'd it go it's good going out again no no why not haven't called it Christ you're an amateur I know what I'm doing don't worry about me I know what I'm doing yeah but this girl's like getting beautiful she's smart she's fun it's different for mostly girls I've been so call her up from you why so I can realize he's not that smart that she's [ __ ] boring yeah I mean you know this girl's like [ __ ] perfect right now I don't ruin that maybe you're perfect right now maybe you don't want to ruin that but I think that's a super philosophy well that way you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody my wife used to fart when she was nervous she had all sorts of wonderful Lewis Inc receipts he was she used to fart in the sleep she woke up gone like who is that you see I didn't have to talk oh well she's been dead two years message [ __ ] I remember wonderful stuff you know little things like that and those are the things I miss the most the little idiosyncrasies that only I know about that's what made her my wife oh and she had the goods on me too she knew all my little peccadilloes people call these things imperfections but they're not oh that's the good stuff and then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds you're not perfect for let me save you the suspense this girl you met she isn't perfect either but the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other that's the whole deal that's what intimacy is all about now you can know everything in the world sport but the only way you're finding out that one is by giving it a shot you certainly won't learn from an old [ __ ] like me even if I didn't know wouldn't tell a pissant like you now why not you told me every other [ __ ] thing this is crazy I can talk more than any shrink I ever seen in my life a piece of [ __ ] I didn't say I'd know how to do it you ever think about getting remarried my wife's dead hence the word remarried she's dead yeah well I think that's a super philosophy shot I mean that way you could actually go through the rest of your life without ever really knowing anybody time's up

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Keywords: good, will, hunting, yt:stretch=16:9

Id: TPOpk-4AqZQ

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 28 2009