Golbo Care Guide

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Welcome to standard care procedures for extraplanar entities. Do you know what this entitiy is? It is called a Golbo. It is an extraplanar entity originating from an area outside of standard reality known as the Far Plane. We will go over the Golbo's physical characteristics and care procedures. Golbo measures 78.74 centimeters long and 66.04 tall at the shoulder. It possesses growths similar to legs on the underside of its body along with a tail. It has one eye. Today, we will make an incision into Golbo to view the makeup of its body. Sorry, Golbo. We will view this Golbo sample under a microscope. It seems that Golbo possesses no blood vessels and, by extension, no blood. The skin-like material that makes up Golbo's appearance persists well into the inside. To further lean about this entity's body, we will place Golbo into an x-ray machine. In prior research, we learned that Golbo has about the same radioactivity as a banana. Golbo possesses no bones. We study Golbo's body composition to better understand how extraplanar entities move and function. Do not worry, Golbo is immune to radiation poisoning. We will now go over Golbo's containment procedures. Golbo requires a bathtub to exist properly. Golbo also requires a sufficient amount of biodiverity in the bathtub with it. Extraction of pseudofloran plant matter from the Far Plane has been unsuccessful, so reed grass and dandelions are good substitutes. Golbo must be placed with its eye facing towards the faucet. Do not wash the Golbo. Do not lift Golbo up for long periods with your hands, it has no bones and so it will bend uncomfortably. Instead, bring a good-grade tray and carefully lift Golbo onto it. Golbo is only to be handled for bathtub maitenance and study purposes. It requires no organic materials or water to perpetuate. Golbo is also unaffected by temperature, so local room heat can be kept to a temperature ideal for plant growth. There are no escape procedures for Golbo. But if Golbo is found outside of a designated Golbo area, return it to its enclosure. You now know the proper care procedures and information for Golbo. This concludes the Golbo information and care training video. Please report to your designated senior researcher after you have watched all other required material.
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Length: 3min 29sec (209 seconds)
Published: Mon Mar 18 2024
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