God's PizzaBox

foreign don't give me this power in the first five seconds of the game all right create your world all right I'm making my own world I'm deleting all this man dreams are weird yeah they sure are so these are the resources so I think do people just live animals start to spawn what is this a beer so show somebody kills it has what the fuck all right hold on this is the fortnite map wait let me look it again continent one big land mass box World Islands boring planes donut toast pancake I think we'll start with this we'll just start with I gotta figure out how to play oh humans basic human with basic needs where should I put them well they just start a civilization ah hello all right so what do they do all right good luck all right we're gonna run an alligator oh wait they're starting wait they're gonna kill it the only two humans on Earth against the one oh they're retreating oh no oh fucking assholes Nukem all right dwarves all right let's put the dwarves over here all right there's ten dwarves okay should it be let's put animals here too hold on I'm just I gotta populate the world all right we'll put the frogs down here I'm not fucking up the whole ecosystem right the humans are developing a lot faster than dwarves are what's going on here their favorite food is sushi the dwarves favorite food is sushi oh yes the dwarves love sushi all right we got to put the uh elves down here too then all right should the elves be on like a little island or something no they'll be down here far away far away and the elves have been around for centuries so there's gonna be like 20 of them already so we have the wait what's this is a different who is this so wait they came this one guy made his own kingdom this guy's fucked okay well good luck wait a minute no it's got two now all right let's see what happens this is interesting to me they're expanding what's this what's going on what's this what are they doing what is this what's this Banner boy they have shields oh they're getting ready for war already with who War has already been declared should I slow him down I'm gonna slow him down what the fuck was that I didn't do that what's happening where is that happening I'm not doing that wait are they fighting oh shit no it's oh let me bless them that's unfair that's not fair they just got rent they get lightning striked shows oh shows where armies are going show us where armies are going to attack once some other God hates these elves what happened here this Kingdom has is is disintegrating the one guy Kingdom 24 13 that wait they're all defecting over here why are they all defecting is it because this area is just fucked up because it's lava I can change though there and make some cool water no I'm sorry I'm sorry this is not I'm not gonna let this I'm not gonna let this slide I'm sorry get out of here that's too much expansion uh cadtail has become the biggest kingdom and the one guy Kingdom wait where's the actual one guy how many kids do you have 39. holy shit dude every s wait that's kind of fucked up doesn't that imply that how wait how is it possible that you've had 38 children and there's 38 people here I don't know I think I have to get a tornado from the other Kingdom oh we gotta fight here are they gonna go for it are they going for it oh they're getting an army ready over here too all right check this out let's make this whole thing fucking awful fruit bushes right in the middle good luck fight over the bushes amuse me fight over these fruit bushes abuse me world history demons from another realm have invaded this world what since when oh I didn't have to do anything Stone uh let's put some actually you know what let's put some Stone up here and I feel like they need it they definitely need it I just killed like three people oops when do they start killing each other I don't know I would imagine probably soon there's not much there's no more there's nowhere else to go is it time for war this dagpond has 40 oh they're all here all right looks I can influence this here it comes I'm thinking about throwing a fireball at some point lava no um they're getting very close poison the water um all right I think this is as big as the world is going to be able to get because I mean we have so many kingdoms here it's time to to start a little bit of conflict like I'm just okay I'm just gonna put a grenade over here and it's gonna be like what the hell is that right it's like what was that we okay we could make it be we could speed the time up a little bit here and see what happens like 100 years uh yeah this is happening now this is definitely happening no fuck you no fuck you no fuck you I don't know who's who's gonna who's gonna hit first you just drink coffee here we go here we go we're getting too close there it goes oh no they're fighting over they're attacking their huts just freak them out a little I am angry stop fighting holy shit they wiped him out they wiped him out completely nobody even died here the one guy kingdom is now very strong absolutely wiped him out all right I'm glad I tested that over there because eventually oh God's just testing um just I want them to make sure they know what they're dealing with uh let's make some more elves over here let's give them a shitload of resources too why not oh they split off take a look how are the demons the demons have just the same three I'm connecting how they haven't developed any technology a dragon all right it's time for a dragon we'll put a dragon into the orc Kingdom and we're gonna put it up in the corner here we go what uh what is going on are these monkeys that wait this this monkeys that have made it doesn't want it wants nothing to do with with the monkeys over there why why there's so many I didn't put these here oh my goodness okay get him get the dragon oh no what are they even throwing I don't I actually don't want the the kingdom over here to die so I'm gonna help all right now blow it up fuck what happened shit [Music] they can sorry they can rebuild they can rebuild they can rebuild they're doing just fine over here you better stay the fuck away from Monkey Island in fact I don't trust that you won't all right uh I'm sure I just make ore Island okay I'm gonna just make it I'm gonna pick up or Island just one piece no this is just developer Island they're already coming over here I'll avoid the demons the demons can actually make it over here now oh big mistake they one shot everybody I think that was just the king well stop coming over here what are you doing stop why all right yep I've had enough why are you still alive [Music] dude get out of here oh my God I may have just made a big mistake well this is that that's our army right one demon is going through this whole thing okay they got it a lot of people died though no no you don't own this this is this is developer Island you don't own this nobody owns this nobody owns this stop making a you're not making a town here You Really Gonna all right who are these people you're really gonna come over here and claim developer Island how you've angered me holy shit that's not what I thought that was gonna do but it worked oh I thought it bounced down it's okay [Music] stop stop you know what I'm whatever go ahead and claim it how's Monkey Island doing they're thriving up here look at it everything's peaceful everyone's friends it's rhinoceroses and chickens and frogs they defended it from a dragon they have growing trees they're being sustainable up here look at this um again I mean this is wouldn't you want to claim this whole area you've got like 10 different civilizations on Earth all this and resources are running out and all of a sudden half a mile off the coast the water level drops and there's an island with every valuable resource ever invented you're gonna cause a lot of problems uh should I summon the giant crab okay where should crabs it'll spawn all right good luck everybody wait I control it well I okay well this they're all gone I I'm unstoppable what no nobody is gonna stop me I'm sorry that that's how would they ever deal with this okay all right oh I didn't I didn't think that was gonna happen sorry uh a o Tade sorry almost all of the earth they already took almost all the resources one person it's just like holy shit I don't even know what just happened but I will rebuild all right what else can I do here how about um earthquake where should I do it oh my goodness really guys really now now you decide to go in after all that was this seen as an opportunity where of weakness where a bunch of this got wiped out so they're like all right well let's go in that's kind of messed up they have flaming swords foreign they're running though like everyone get out get out get out get out get out wait no no no no no no now it's actual constant total conflict everybody okay the everybody's this fight everybody's just attacking each other I don't even know who's wait I need to see the map the kingdom map thing oh it's pretty splintered they're trying to take this they're not gonna get it I got it saved so don't worry we're good what about this what's gray goo uh I didn't want to do okay oh my God it's eating the whole fucking place how do I stop it I didn't wanna okay that's not what I wanted to do that's I wanted to you said I didn't know it was gonna be that big I didn't know it was gonna be that big water hahaha dude water is not gonna stop this how do I stop it you can't stop the gray goo event no no not Monkey Island anything but Monkey Island all right that was World Box that seems kind of crazy Let's uh let's move on to Pizza Pete's tower all right let's go I'm Ready the art is just so wild it really is so cool looking old Dash and jump hold right trigger to start a mock run if you hold right trigger then jump on a wall you'll start to wall run oh my goodness all right do that while wall running to jump off the wall keep right trigger hell to stick on the other walls you can also use the grab Dash to start a wall run while in the air I'm gonna puke playing this game I'm just telling you so just go really fast right that's all I know you're not going fast enough cheese faster go faster faster am I not going fast enough hurry you're going I'm going too slow I have a d how do I get more points quickly go faster um I feel like I'm going freaking fucking fast so it actually isn't about speed I'm so overwhelmed all right I'm going I'm going [Music] go go go go go every wall bonus to the door just leave aunt at the door oh okay that was stressful but very fun oh I see I get it so the idea is you play the same level over and over again to get like s speed only matters in the Escape take your time okay cool I don't know how to whistle whoo [Music] nope whistling is so weird I can't whistle I don't know every time I've ever tried to whistle it's always never works I just don't get it something to do with weight of my mouth and my teeth are just I can't do it I will move my lips to go to do it correctly [Music] tongue behind bottom teeth lips together nope trust me I've sat there for hours trying to do it that's a lie who who spends hours trying to whistle every single person either can do it or you can't nobody sits there for hours going what's going on stop wrong way oh my God go down wait hold on I have 10 seconds get under there get go what is he doing what are you doing what are you doing why I couldn't I couldn't duck I was what the fuck was that what happened I know I crawl like I couldn't move I was trying to do this thing where you like go like this oh my God I'm fucking pissed off oh my God I'm so annoyed right now okay let me get this down you CA okay you can not it's an analog controller problem all right so when I use my controller I said is the controller problem when I go down this is a controller problem use d-pad okay you just saved the whole rest of the Run yeah yep it's actually really hard to do that with the analog some reason why are you not using the d-pad I don't know because it it hurts my hands the analog is nice it's got like a grip on it the buttons are like they're like hard crush on your fingers yeah I I genuinely did not understand this game at all because all okay when you watch a game like this you have no idea of no context for anything it's just I would always catch people screaming this and they're just sprinting and smashing into stuff and I was like this game I don't know if I want to play this but now I understand it that's pretty cool oh my God oh my God oh my God guys [Music] hey [Music] you know versus pepper man [Applause] what the fuck what the fuck is happening where do you go got him oh shit no I didn't what happened do it quick no I can't lose [Music] yikes there it is get over here oh my God please don't do not regrow all right got him that was really fun made this games like this just kind of come out of nowhere sometimes it's like whoa this is really cool it's been in development for ages really foreign I wonder what the speed runs of this game are going to look like they're probably ridiculous right okay I'm not even saying anything tonight oh fuck come on like the longest wave possible where am I to go down hurry what do I do with this what do I do I don't know what to do with that where where is it other way I don't know I don't know I don't know what to do where do I throw the bomb the left why was he pointing at the bomb why was he pointing at the bomb this I don't forget [Music] he's pointing me I I always follow when he's point point point point I'm like oh I gotta go in the middle he's pointing pointing pointing I'm like all right he's pointing right here I have to go right here I can't watch you anymore all right bye okay thank you have a good night or whatever you're going to sleep or something good night have a good night it's a good night have a good night and get some sleep I I keep looking over and it's like hey I I keep reading hey I'm going to bed all right see you later good night I'm getting at her all right goodbye have I responded to a single other comment in the last like 30 to 40 minutes all right bye Emilia I'm leaving forever it's like all right goodbye I'm like I'm concentrating too much on the game to be like oh let me read whatever else everybody's saying put the screams that just so they just sell like imagine being the actor that did that okay this this part's really tricky because you're going you have to go so fast and stop this okay ah slow down so it's all right relax relax you're not relaxing you're not relaxing relax no don't relax get into it hurry up get stop relaxing stop relaxing all right go go stop relaxing idiot buddy don't relax stop relaxing I'm relaxed and I gotta I gotta not relax Ed first time viewer don't you dare read this I fucked it up I'm sorry I fucked it up just just go just leave you know what I mean like I've ruined I've ruined it off for you just like [Music] go no oh I fucking ruined it yeah it's just like fitting I got it no [Applause] God damn it it's so hard this game is really fucking hard but it's so fun this game reminds me of something and I'm trying to figure out what it is and I had similar trouble with that other game too and I don't remember what it is like when you stick to the walls and like when it so friend when I jump those have not played this I just go up the wall yep I'm not pressing up or anything it's like a completely different um way to see what it just did see my brain said jump because you have to jump over this Super Meat point no yeah I think you still have the whole button I think he played didn't you Road Runner on SNES oh my god dude you got it right how did you do that how did you actually do that that's truly unbelievable because I think that's correct wow I remember and I remember biting my controller in certain parts of that game because like the say the controls game [Music] and it was it was it was a similar control scheme and this control scheme is tight very it's awesome it's so fluid yeah I had huge teeth marks on my controllers scream is called does anybody know what that is that it's got a very specific name doesn't it Palm it's Mel Blanc small Punk really that's a Mel Blanc it's dream bye he keeps reading them Hollywood Edge sound effects library from the cartoon tracks volume to the track name is called funny man yells in medium high pitched tone is this it I'm gonna turn it down it gets really loud orphan of course this is an orphan of costs what the fuck no it's not that's absolutely orphan across there's no way it's not it's definitely it [Music] I can't all right I'm going back to play this game the coolest thing about finding thinking hearing stuff like that you wouldn't believe how much how many video game sounds just everywhere shared just from different libraries it's one of those moments where okay you know the TF2 door opening sound effect and you hear it in another game or in a TV show or something and you just your brain goes oh whoa whoa wait a minute everybody's open the spawn door it was one of those moments vigilante this guy made out of butter gun okay um exactly what well I I don't know I didn't know it was gonna be the countdown or something I didn't want to did it fault I thought I didn't I guess it's a draw but I thought it was whatever I can't believe he does it like five fucking six fucking five fucking six fucking times what's happening what's going on yeah get this shit off what character am I think I lost it again dude when he drops a cow a cardboard person it's just it's just you're gonna get hit I think I got it though didn't I that's definitely a right two hits three hits that's gotta be a is s no damage that's so hard that's probably so hard to do let me just for all you Gamers out there people that are watching Wherever You Are um if you're able to just kind of grab this and do it and beat it in get S on every level and shit man you are you're just you're you're good you're just your eyesight your coordination your your eyesight and I like your visual I'm going to go ahead and talk about something that I've been telling others who know about this place of worship that you did this well we're down from your Pizzeria and we're down from this Tower there are customers and they want to see one of these things so I got a friend he went down one of these floors and this guy came up next to me the idea was why is that when you're in the upper part of the Tower here's the pizza face character and then there's this man from your previous life leading the way there's a pizza in your Tower with all this information I what is this even trying to say oh I gotta tweet up my I'm gonna throw up my sponsor tweet for wildhearts Paulie and I have been playing wild hearts and I recorded something that I would like to show at some point tonight and I don't even know if it's that funny but I feel like it was it was it's the hardest I've laughed in like two or three weeks so in the game just like in obviously like Monster Hunter and stuff like the monsters sometimes will be annoyed with each other and these two monsters like got kind of in each other's face and they uh something very funny happened I don't know if this happens all the time but I'm gonna play it so this is me and Holly are playing I've been we've been playing this game of offstream I've been playing it I think it's fun but I want to watch it a couple times I want to break it down a little bit because I think it's funny so this is a lava gorilla on the right here so that's the the quest was to find the lava back okay found it but do you remember that little dolphin so that little dolphin squirrel from the when me and Vinnie were playing it if this is scripted it's hilarious I'm playing I'm playing on a series s by the way if you're wondering where it looks bad it doesn't look bad it just zoomed in and it's on a serious ass but all you need to see is this so these two monsters they get here we come yeah they're annoyed with each other he's like I'm gonna spray and then they just kind of sit here and it's like okay what's gonna happen here I guess it gets really maybe they're gonna fight and then Watch What Happens he fucking destroys them he embarrasses him so much to a point where he just gets up and leaves he's like I'm out of here the funniest part of this whole clip is the fact that so you you go up you're yelling at each other's faces right you get up on that little Podium you're ready for a fight and then he looks behind him he's like why is he looking behind him and then finally he realizes right here oh shit he does this like oh it's just perfect

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Length: 35min 48sec (2148 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 03 2023