God Hates Us - Vampire Survivors

that's four better than last time yeah press press alt Z to use GeForce in game GeForce experience in game overlay game overlay all right thank you enter Co-op let's do it let's get it press any button to join I'm here who do you want to be poea you want to be oh you know what I liked uh I like lightning woman you want to be pora I want I want to I want to [ __ ] with P I'll be POA then I mean it's all right so hey there's another one but but let's let's keep going with dairy plant you we can do the other maps to unlock stuff if you want did we did we unlock hyper for the first one M Matt Forest no uh let's do it let's go back to the matad forest yeah you haven't been there in a while I feel like we should do it holy oh god what the [ __ ] oh I remember what this one this is a fun weapon yeah it looks awesome and you get duration every level way it gets it gets so much better so so right now what we're going to do is go pick up that coffin uhhuh and once again just we're going to avoid leveling up for a minute just so I'm coming I'm coming Jesus just so we can abuse the lightning ring all right I got the nja fra D I have a stroke every time I say it I'm not going to say it I'm tired tired boss I'm tired boss was that movie supposed to be the one about the guy who gets wrongfully convicted and yeah he's he's like a special kid right yeah he gives the guard his toys before he goes to get executed yeah do you know what I'm talking about yeah I know I know I've seen the photo and I think I seen the movie as well but I can't remember it's been a while oh [ __ ] level banish banish so we want to okay actually I will take sand water but now we can banish stuff we don't want yeah so if you have a bad rooll it's like oh I don't want any of these then you just banish if we we had the like what happened the last time when you were forced to pick a passive yeah yes any slower ground I'm trying God damn it I'm tired of this daddy that's you damn man your turn it's from Holes oh God the lmg no I want axe now that I know what it becomes I want axe oh they're so big is that just her passive as to why the axes are so giant what's her passive speed duration area what what am I looking for area right I don't know well yeah it be area 50% oh yeah then yeah that's what's yours 20 yeah it's oh yeah it is it is part of her kit which I like I'd rather have that oh can you imagine when I get the thing the sights yeah give me back the sight bil that Apple wouldn't pick you if you were a booger but TI into what kind of Booger someone will know someone let me get these B get these batties bu them B I always want much like most of my humor I like to run things to ground or beat a dead hor can't stop us can like if we want to insult Last of Us two again we will Let's Talk About Last of Us two yeah let's talk about Neil again Neil NE cuckman Dr the cut you're so I can't get you why are you so slow I can't you can't do it hey I don't like any of these I'll go like I didn't like any of them I can't do it God how far is this thing we're almost there we got a lot of running back to do though oh God yeah I imagine what is your synergize with the not I forget problem it'll all come together at some point everything can you walk faster what do you want me to do here how far do you want me to press how far do you want me to press up on the analog stick F walk faster that's what I want you to do took you long enough I'm going it's right here skeletons a skeletons yeah take that yeah get him disgrace him bully him ah nice oh another another Bible another Santa water dude you're going to be I think I think you were going to be the hard carrier this one this this time around it's time get the candal Abra door I know you want the crown but that's that's like a guaranteed what happened to our three things getting them back the back dude that was so sick we got the five then the three then another three oh nice lightninging let's go bless up hello anytime now so we got to kill these guys kill the big skeletons I've got Axe and that Lor okay one's dead base area up by 100% make it bigger oh my God so I just got to stay underneath you so like right it's it's like it's like the Bible but vertical nice and it doesn't spin around you only oh I needed that I don't like the knife I'm going lightning right here away from GH spooky ghosties trying to these losers off damn it oh Jesus my heal what are you waiting for what are you waiting for do you remember that song do you remember how annoying that song was every goddamn day God damn anyone that works in retails anyone who works in retail knows that song certain other people who won't stops if you know you know uh Hollow heart was with whip oh but there's a hollow heart on the map already oh so there we go a man you might die no I'm please don't die no I would you win you didn't win you didn't wi you need duplicate God damn it it's happening again the lightning ring it's doing it again the game doesn't want me to have the lightning ring the pund loop aat aat Co SC I thought we were almost done with the skeletons and then I saw like another half of them off no still those guys nice oh no there's those yeah you're right oh no shouldn't have got the chest no I mean like it didn't give us three oh yeah sad hey it's you you get sandal water that's not a no I just like the at the end always makes me there's only one left dude just go away all right we're unlocked Edge Lord put the vampires in the coffin ooh we unlocked this person P proo provolone cheese provolone cheese godamn right all right Shall We Begin our descent got a waste to go should I take the crown do you want the crown yeah as much as I like the X oh you got you got some cake and I or whatever the note or whatever it look it looks like a slice of cake it looks like a slice of birthday cake nice I don't know what I got from that though actually I'm going check have nothing it's probably my lightning ring I think about it so where we going where are we going now yeah to the spinach over here okay and then to the chest okay so one of us needs to take fire wand if we see it okay whoever takes fire wand gets the spin I have no passive what a coincidence I have no weapons or I have less than you maybe if the game gave me something I wanted oh my God hyper mode is so much better let's play Nothing But inlay Library dude I you know it makes the game like move you know like look at this too slow you you kind of do that some XP would be nice game to be fair we are running away from it ah meow you remember from Sonic does everyone remember that movie who asked for that movie it's not bad I enjoyed it yeah but who asked for it I me who asked for any movie oh no I'm sure there's movies that you've asked for in your time in your life yeah but it's like just saying like who asked for it movie it's the same apply hey look fire one if you want to take it you don't have to if you don't want it what was fire one's thing again Evolution it's like shoots meteors oh yeah I remember not liking it it's up to you if you don't yeah I don't I I don't you know you know what you know what a I have nothing I should have gotten it just for something actually no it's really it's like one of the highest damaging like early weap it was I didn't like its Evolution it was just not fun I don't know anyways spinach we're going down well you didn't take the fire one so oh that's right we're saving the spinach for whoever takes fire but we're still going to that direction yeah Wonder well we're going to the chest over here now okay since if it comes up again I'll get it otherwise you know whatever or I mean if it comes up for you if you want it do you would you want it I don't give a [ __ ] one of us to take it okay we shave my Yu one of these days what you can do that you can reduce the skin on your U and remove your tonsils for what reason um my gets like super oh hey fire one my throat gets super inflamed even if I've got like a I'm not saying I have a swore throat right now but even if it's tiny bit there it gets like super swollen so when I get sick it hurts me extra hard can you get rid of your uula completely I don't know about get rid of I know you can I know you can shred it down oh I mean it's like a pair of scissors where you well okay where's the chest oh right we're apparently here we're we're right there okay close you you prevents you from choking on your food yeah so so if you removed it I mean when was the last time I choked all my food exactly didn't you nickname me food the other day what I dumb joke my name's food I am food all right I'm food choke on me yes yes the birthday cake I don't know how you see a cake look at it song of Mana look at it just give it a gander hey another one take a gander anymore we're stuck in this peral cycle of pain of pain and suffering and suffrage Fireball spinach let's get it I do want to get some passes before picking up this oh yeah that's right it uh uh what was I talking about you get my heal where are you no I need the ATT axe I don't want daggers I don't want any of those I don't want whatever you're selling I'm not interested in anything you're selling tchy who's on to us well just make this count I guess feel that oh [ __ ] shut the samurai you won't come like a blood stain arcade you get DMC so hard yeah Disturbed is going to dmca us all right you know what I hope they do I dare be the most relevant thing they've done in years we made that joke with someone I forgot who it was I think we made that joke with just about everyone yeah come here you stupid frame mantis here at Sandy mountains Incorporated we pride ourselves in using the same joke recycled at least through 20 videos yeah oh good another skip this hey it's for me I don't I don't have anything this is all I have come on why is that the library gives us everything we need cuz it's the library also hyper mode no I'm no even that's true even before that we got like good roles on the library at least that's true maybe maybe it's like it's like that time we were trying out different builds and we went back to a strength build and we're like this is we stayed from the path library is the path oh my God it's the second time let me get that too I guess I'll if you don't want any of them you could banish but you it'll use the level no I don't want to I I guess I'll get armor no I get I'll get I need something I'll get magic one hey look another damn it come on give us the three kill my wife hey look lightning ring again where the [ __ ] the duplicator where's the duplicator Drake I think hold on let me check [ __ ] it's upgraded give me the duplicator this is pain existence is pain for me not a me me Meek oh my God you have no passives you have no F I don't want pumarola though I should banish pumarola that thing's trash god I is it skeleton wave this is easy this is do see me look at that they're all dead wipe them out wipe they ass grab your glasses shake your asses boes [ __ ] God I want to scream I I guess I guess I don't want the daggers cuz they kind this is the life I'm living broken wi I'm taking I'm taking a bracelet I need something it's not giving what do we do to deserve this it's not giving me Spell binder it's not giving me what do we do give me these stop it I don't like any of these I don't like dagger attct orb please duplicator can I get a duplicator any duplicators in chat any duplicator good Hollow heart no it's on the map song of Mana take fire oh wait there's the thing there's the the bread or brick I think it is a bread cuz it says FR FR I think oh yeah FR isn't FR FR well I mean it's something sure I guess yes hey the music's kind of nice ooh hold on oh yeah I'm getting down okay get the crown okay we're cooking get you don't need the spinach effects last you want that you keep getting attract this the fourth time or third time I see it for you you know what here no you hey look you son of a [ __ ] you're a monster you can't do this oh my God that's funny that's actually funny this the game's doing this on purpose that's that's actually pretty okay okay nothing I thought I was going to do it again you see how I spat them all out just fifth time I don't like the cross you don't you can banish the cross or you can take armor it's your call if you take the armor you can't take duplicator I want dup look at it look at my Axe and look at my ring I'm going to banish the cross on how do I do I just I think go right yeah press and then select the one you want to get rid of cross okay and I won't appear anymore okay yeah that's good I don't want it to appear watch me get something worse actually now that I think about it cross would have been better than daggers what it well what's what's cross Evolution again you told me it's a sword that F Zips around oh yeah I hated that it wasn't I didn't feel like it was doing anything I I didn't I I literally fixed my chair for 1 second and now I'm wasting this it's fine it doesn't matter nothing else matters suppos no matter how far I is my thing keeps going off my song of man how are we holding out know okay okay can we kill this [ __ ] him this one he's got to go J he's got to go he's got to go just a single one again only we had three we've been spoiled we we truly have hey yes okay it's over it's over it's over you guys need to understand pack It Up's time look how giant they're going to be for it for it that's actually sizable axes I got to say you know it's it's average size yeah about about twice the size of you average size that's like it's 2 in right about yeah the door is a jum the door is a j where am I going this way okay are we going anywhere in particular oh we're going to go wait you need a spinach oh but you didn't want it's you uh Jimmy jimy we're going to go up to get the spinach I just need two more passive items specifically attract orb be shame if I grab oh red [Music] thing here you go Chief ke I don't know what I just K I wish I I wish it lingered a little bit just so I know just so I know what I got no uh come down here D guys what God I have question for God I don't want this I hate a rune tracor make the ax is bigger yeah that's true I do I do actually want candle Alor wait did we get all the red gems from down there eventually they'll condense into like one gem that's true but I want to get them I want to level up fast there's a lot of baddies around here oh red there you go modd thanks give me the duplicator don't don't be a [ __ ] just give me the duplicator give me the duplicator give me the attractor I like how it gave it to you and me right after back to back like you got it and then I got it where was the chest was it on you yeah okay I thought I walked into it good this is duration right we do the game's like we do we do a little trolling here just a little bit oh to the left at least the song is doing good work yeah I was going to say we're doing okay but it's going to get worse whip was not bad empty heart is on the map if you want for whip yeah oh yeah definitely oh my God tor's box that thing slapped yeah I will take to run it did it did uh Magic One upgrade this [ __ ] some stuff here okay you just Chicken on the left side if need me I don't think we have to move yeah come hold on oh my God oh my God she's gross and who the [ __ ] is this oh Jesus big werewolf man you know what's funny he's consistently taking damage by standing there because he's underneath you that's nice you just have to kind of our wait we kind of have to do one of these there go dead dead oh look oh look only one this is good I like this yeah I like getting like 20 different chests 20 different chests and then like each one is the one stream the one line it's okay it's okay oh my God it's okay be happy I'm not happy life is pain there's the spinach so we got to hang out around here okay I'm coming I'm coming going this way kill these [ __ ] red jump there you go why don't you just banish something at this point cuz it's those are all stuff I know for that but in in terms I mean I I save the banish for when there's like zero things I want where's this oh spin is above us cuz if I use the banish one there's at least like one thing I want then there's a chance oh my God you got two of the things I got I got two of the things you need um I kind of [ __ ] I should I'm going to do this just to we're both no words I'm going to become the joker I'm going to be no words no words can describe this dude that's so [ __ ] no words can describe this feel's F but that was funny that was actually pretty funny Also let's kill this [ __ ] this one no no describe this that would you say they escape you while they while they all I'm afraid to die crazy dream I would be yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah be name hey let's go we got the V book the book of vag that be yeah well at least we both have one evolved item nice if I had duplicator ring you be right it would be great it would be great be great the hollow heart's on this map yeah I'm about to give up dude I'm about to give up and just grab this SP say [ __ ] the no no no no we let him cook we got this we're starting to get less and less XP I mean we're it's starting to count like for less and yeah did it he did it get it get the thing it's over it's over get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here where are we going now the spinach at the bottom for you all that's for you yeah you're going to get that chip oh wait oh oh now you're getting also break over there if we wanted it B it before it gets really tough we're shredding these guys though at least okay thanks tree I'm trying I'm so slow hey keep up old man oh let me check my moving speed where's my 10% plus 10% how yours plus 30 okay that will do it it do be it do be like that Yi Kaiba I use monster reborn to resurrect your parents and force them to have sex with me your move Kaiba your move Ka wait that was the thing we were talking about once yeah it's a oh man have you heard of an artist uh Nelly God damn it headphone fell go on I'm listening Nelly he's an artist he's [ __ ] he's like one of my favorite yes wait oh he's [ __ ] hilarious his Comics are genius screw the rules I have money as the head of Kai Corp I declare that move in val [ __ ] you Kaiba [ __ ] you like way to go St you know you know who you know you know who needs to go [ __ ] himself though uh what's that by the way what's this oh that's the that's the super that's the frenzy the here we're going just get it oh the money thing oh we should okay who cares okay we got a yeah [ __ ] Weevil Weevil yeah he dude we got to W I'm going throw his card a whopping 36 Wing wangs we pass the spinach grab it firmly grasp it put it in your hand now we go left how far left oh I need the thing I need the hall heart that's oh chest you got it is it finally happening is it happening everybody everybody calm down everybody Panic oh wait is it going to be even for me then or I mean could be also be for you but but you know because my thing's already my my lightning ring has been leveled up yep finally finally I'm so happy finally all right now tear some [ __ ] up nice [ __ ] yeah this is going to do work Thunder Loop is super strong I had once a match where they couldn't even get on the screen nice cuz Thunder Loop was going off I I need more cool down I definitely need more yeah dude cool down synergizes with everything it's it's the way to go and cool down is for the whip right no it's for the wand uh I don't care about the wand but cool down is important yeah it's it's one of the best things that's why I value it so much over a lot of things so do you want the pomola uh I no don't give [ __ ] for it cuz it's on the ground so we might as well pick it up okay you don't want you can grab it no all right yeah you can you can get it you can get it more Lu more movement speed get [ __ ] back fats they didn't even touch you oh this is uh this is problematic going have to do a little bit of a shimmy technique how far away everything's pretty far away we if uh we want we no that's okay um this is me yeah I feel like CU it's overall everything yeah it's a good Puff [Music] this is well we're still at the 20-minute Mark I'm I don't know if we can make it to all the items in time think think we might I think the lightning is going to do work I think the sides are okay they're good what else do I need oh wand and whip watch so I need wand and whip those are the two things left take a little risky approach this is you uh I do want cool down oh what the hell hold on technical difficulties we will be right back gang all right we're are we good yeah it's working are we cooking oh [ __ ] I forgot what we were doing yeah we were we were going for that pomarola the very useful pomola ah yes the pomola that helps big mummy big mummy big damage oh yeah oh yeah still getting them singles o we I love it makes me moist oh it's it's over call me it's over call me your stripper cuz I keep getting those singles call me me because I'm still single yeah [ __ ] you're uh you're you're ooh don't leave me they don't do a lot of damage so you can just run through them Oh I thought there was I thought these were enemies yeah they are I mean other enemies it's just flowers come me okay thanu in the wall this moving speeds uh a lot to be desired we're almost there okay okay it's kind of dooky we got a ways to go to get that heart though oh my God feel like I should have gotten the movement speed the wings yeah can I still let me see or no do I have a freebie or no no you're you're you're slaughtered out you can take the no no I mean like I mean I guess my freebie was the crown huh yeah or rather that was the one that I grabb that I now can't grab anything suppos you're uh you're in danger yeah I'm over half health and if I take a p I'll be I'll Bea now to the Clover do you want the Clover sure oh get it [Music] single why the good thing is if we get the clovers then we have a higher chance of getting uh better that's true that is that is actually very true we're going to get better in the pool hello are you quite finished I haven't got a level in a while I noticed pentagram really spoiled us Jesus yeah it did it just erased everything level all nice is you both of us do it all you got fire wand I got something I really oh all of these are good all of these are very good well Crown there's no point in Crown anymore cuz we already yeah Crown crown is fine oh I want the duplicator though yeah that's that doubles your DPS pretty much yes oh I want cool down wait whip no cool down cool down yes yes yes guys do it again yes yes oh pumola he really wants me to get that Crown I'm not going to get it though cuz what does WHIP go with again the empty heart which we will get we're working on it i' I've probably told you that I've asked that question so many times my [ __ ] goldfish ass brain all right I'm going to start getting to all right sweet sweet sweet sweet that was good we needed that yes we absolutely needed those levels right now we got to in our way towards the Clover I feel like we should stay like I know I'm slower than you but let's have it so that I'm in this yeah yeah I'm not going to advance too far ahead yeah that way I'm doing oh [ __ ] you thanks [ __ ] off oh I didn't know I was done SMG oh God the [Music] uzi and it goes it it auto tracks right I don't have to look at it about it just got to make our way this is oddly going well this is an odd bunch of uh like perks we have weapons and stuff right yeah it really is dude yours is nice oh the song yeah yeah leveled up is pretty good the ray of light God oh we picked up another magnet I didn't even notice look we picked up oh there's another one we take those we take those here here Sandy man's Incorporated oh I'm to take this all right we're getting close to the clovers which is good oh no I got oh God we're not getting close what is that again the gold thing no we don't need we don't need there's a map where getting a gold beer is so fun but we don't it's like all over all around you yeah there's gold everywhere and so like picking up a Gold Fever God look how quick my lightning is Jesus CH I it's nonstop I can hear it like I don't see it pause two three no pause four oh pause okay your cool Down's Max I was like thinking like maybe you can get more no no no I I just got the last one so now I'm going to go for the whip okay okay hear me out yeah you pick it you pick the character with the best cool down in the game and you get the Thunder Lo the lightning yeah so you just are you sure cuz then I mean that's a good idea and all but I don't want to wait like 10 10 hours before I get the duplicator because for can can you not getting stuck on everything that was so annoying that that was I was I was getting very upset you were getting the fre I was getting your uh uh um Illuminator what's it called track or tra orb Illuminator yeah anyways yeah we kept getting each other's thing there a pain in the ass uh we got to hurry though cuz we're running out of time yeah I'm moving I'm moving grab it that's you you you're you're Despicable Me Oh actually yeah I I'll take those bigger size helps all your stuff dude look at my size look at my size uh not size look at my thing the rate of fire Scythe massive Scythe look at the giant it even helps your um thund Loof though that's true it helps pretty much everything which I like right above us you want to go luck luck is your neighbor right yeah his name is luck yeah I'm I'm it's me I'm right there go for it there's another one right here I'm grabbing it there's another one oh wait a minute oh I picked it up from the ground you picked one up from the ground you also got one so how come I'm only at one level no no the the lucks that the pickups are give you plus 10 luck the the actual passive gives you plus 10% so the pickups are way better oh we we we just got no pun intended lucky that one drop okay what I saw gold F [ __ ] we not worth low on time we have a lot of [ __ ] to pick up that's true and it is we got 4 minutes oh [ __ ] has the fan well 4 minutes before the run's over but [ __ ] it's going to start hitting also yeah also that yes oh damn Dam damage oh Jesus you're almost dead don't die please I think I think I really need you not I think I know I really need you okay where are we up okay got to go up got to go up some luck oh also leveling up luck will make it so uh like the drops give us better the the Torches give rers give us better stuff oh that's true hola if there's ever time for you to like heal me now is now is that wait let's go oh here it is all grab this okay we get the next one for left this is nuts and then we got a whole ass o bad things are coming oh you need that good can we get more XP please I know we picked up like 10 magnets but can we get can we get more please go there's chicken down there uh I need the whip honestly as bad as it started it's going pretty well yeah oh oh come back come back come to me you should kind of stay with me as well yeah our damage synergizes I know I should stay I should stay with you but like at the same time I'm just trying to get all these pick where up up right here right here I got oh God I got to I got to move okay right now we go up up right oh god oh hey attract down oh there's a thing down here what chest see the arrow yeah it's all glowy Bs God Dam it got okay oh maybe you should have picked up the chest I think it would have mattered more morees cuz you have the luck oh that's true I think it works like that you got the thing useless you got the skull upgraded we got the skull over here I don't know where I came from wait what does the skull do it's the upgraded fire oneall it's the meteor oh useless but we needed something not a fan oh my God there's so many glowy bats like the ones with the blue outline wait so does it mean all of them are going to drop a all of them are they should drop red gems no well some of them I guess they have a high chance of dropping red oh we still so many levels yeah I we really do I need one more Whip and then I can upgrade it there's a chicken right above you oh there's red there's so many red gems down there they're huge too on our bottom left well we're not going to we're definitely not making it to the other stuff in time no the hollow heart is up there it's fine as long as the Run end that's true if we played on hyper mode we definitely would have made it yeah it would have been done by now it would been taking forever oh damn I didn't even notice the time yeah we're done we're hyper mode would have made our movement speed like like we would have gotone to those items with the 30 minut we would have been done with this video if it was hyper mode hyper mode doesn't make time go by faster oh I suppose so yeah you're right would have been way more bust [ __ ] God reell in our then hold me so I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm liking POA yeah I am too I like I like the lightning yeah you as soon as you get the duplicator it pops [Music] off I like how there's still so much for us to level up like look at this look at that look how many level UPS I I'm not maxed out I still got six more levels to get and I have oh my god oh my god well don't count the thing don't count the gold bar thing why cuz that doesn't synergize with anything yeah but still it's just like oh well yeah that's true 30 seconds Hold the Line push so many red gems the red chems we don't need it you're dying don't die we need a we have 18 seconds to make it about a 5 minutes walk you can do it hey thanks I got got the whip hoay good thing is getting the Friendship amulet makes it so it's like two levels in one well hold me my boy it's over this is where it ends you'll never take me run there he is run God damn it oh that's great good [ __ ] we defeated total oh we got five achievement oh we got thing we unlocked somebody defeat the giant blue penis in the Mad Forest he's just find an open the coffin in the Mad Forest got another guy survive 15 minutes with poel dude you can survive like 30 minutes with po two normal stages defeat oh we got hyper mode yeah all right so we unlocked a bunch of stuff I want to see the adventure oh wait let's let's save our gold yeah so we unlocked Bayonetta gain plus what she use oh she really is what she do guns gets plus 1% might every level that's Jesus Christ that's way better than I remembered gets more projectiles hey it's the guy from thing it's the guy from uh uh Hades yeah SK it's Skelly hey you Royal Highness don't worry about it forget about it yo hey oh get about it so we should start upating curse I want to scream oh it's no curse is a good good thing cuz since there's higher enemy quantity that increases enemy speed Health quantity and frequency by 10% rank so the more enemies there are the more XP there's dropping yeah what does it matter if we can't kill them it doesn't really make them that much stronger it sounds like it does but it really doesn't I'd be I'd be down to try it so we're not going to start a run I just want to I just want to see what we unlocked I do as well so we unlocked Green Acres do you want to just go on library and just test run our characters oh we unlocked Mount Moon spell we we unlocked a lot of things nice nice yeah we can just just to see we're not going to do like a full run I just want to see or we can do the or we can say that for next time wait wait this I think these are this map is 15 minutes it's half the time how we uh which we will do next yeah I was going to say goodbye everyone byebye

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Length: 46min 0sec (2760 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 03 2024