Goat Simulator 3 is Pure Chaos

hey friends how are we please don't use that kind of language we're gonna get demonetized all he did was speak puffer yeah that's it make this safe for YouTube Just One it's just it's still bleeped it's still bleeped okay actually don't stop you gotta stop now crazy are you okay well you're here you're mean I'm standing on top of me no I'm On Top oh I got you bro guys look out the car [Laughter] I want to see if we can if we can have a civilian driving a car and we can all just get in it oh yeah that'd be fun hold already hold on oh my God oh car tell my story I got arrested for eating goat cheese dog I'm gonna take this [ __ ] Christmas [ __ ] off my back bro you can do stuff hold on Chris you stand still wait hold on Zack and slay there's room for everyone on the nice Chrissy wait I can rap again look what I got you oh no no wait no no what did we just discovered this isn't good no look what I got you Smitty can we rap people no I don't think we can I think that's prison why this is such a tiny box I had to dismember him to put him in there we should actually just all hop in a car and see where it takes us all right let's see where this guy takes us I put you guys in a box just get it bro hey what is this oh [ __ ] cosplay confession dude whoa wait a minute the mic is super glued to his hand this will have to do they're trying like [Music] always alive I told you not to lick the pole during winter no way if we win this contest we get 500 I suppose we could just let's go to the bank where's the bank on the way art what the frog s oh we don't have any missions yeah I wanted to go run for president let's go run for I just witnessed a guy kick another guy who was on fire Fighters are fighting fire dude oh never mind he's just kicking this guy he's just taking this round of Civilian no wait my next song oh you better play a good one here give me a tune uh oh metal pipe dropping sound effect [ __ ] Okay go ahead oh it's only gonna be on my end is that okay put me up there oh no way Taco Tuesday I got Taco Cheese look what happens when you put them on ready what the hell wait what oh my God everybody farted I'm out of fart I think we're ready for our Congressional Campaign boys let's go be leaders of the senate or president and or prime minister or whatever [ __ ] you Oh no you're burning my fire I don't think it's on I think it's just the underneath it we're ghost riding it let's show up to the campaign like this we gotta go give good reasons to be elected thanks can you let me stand up okay I'm glad we're in such a rushy stop lollygagging thank you before we go follow me we need to look nice for the for the for the campaign I bet you were wondering nice tailored suit for a ghost it doesn't matter we all got to wear suits get in here Matt put the suit on dude glad Captain America came shopping too all right oh no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] guys I didn't tell you about this but I get I'm getting arrested for drugs they're throwing me they're throwing me hold up I mean I mean we gotta get at it what dude what that guy picked me up and threw me oh here we go through the race oh my God what is happening right now [Applause] information on Twitter I had a dream that Martin Luther never mind we don't add logic to this Committee just let it go oh my God Matt quick let's go put things on our hat head oh there we go hey what up guys howdy oh I got the perfect item I have to go find more ridiculous things to put on my head yes I can stack them it's okay sweetie I got a street light how do I do it oh my God oh my God I got a street light a soda can garbage can two crates a foldable chair parking side large crate oh [ __ ] I can't see what it looks like it's stupid trampoline oh man see all the things we've collected just hit f oh my God all right wow let's let's divvy up the loot I'm taking the lobster or the shrimp I don't even know what this is no way guys stolen it's a literal bucket hat what finally bucket list anyone want to sleep big donut he'll be my fat ass oh cool why does my brothers find a lawnmower in every game it's like Matt with rocket launcher let's attend this wedding we already got all the math everybody grab a seat I'm glad we we understood what we meant by grab a seat get that [ __ ] kill his ass why don't we just get married oh yeah all right yeah let's kick everyone out who's getting married what is canonically accurate in this universe the Smitty plus Universe all right man it's me you're getting married all right guys pay attention I do all right you may not kiss the bride good wedding oh my God finally we can be the band yeah oh [ __ ] I think the lead singer just died by the fireworks holy [ __ ] a ball finally Jesus Christ [ __ ] profit baby prop golf we're going to golf go to golf oh my God it's on fire boys Mr Shrimp shrimply the best not that way please Matt's silently having so much fun right now I got a cop car what is happening this is just absolutely all right no way okay we just have to run to it we don't use clubs [ __ ] oh no we have to it's not mine I have to bring a garbage can we all do I get it I get you so you just what what I'm being so late where's mine at oh what the [ __ ] I somehow won oh I did it by accident take it where's the next 17 holes let's do this one car derby all right [Music] somebody's dead now I have AFK what I cannot move what happened did it break I broke there we go there we go oh now I'm in do we have like health or something yeah there's three bombs on the back oh man what are we supposed to do okay with the bombs save my life from the beginning oh my God big dubs man never forget what I didn't feel yeah top of the scrippy for you brother oh foreign stop I'll stop you you went completely underneath them until the last axle on the car damn this is kind of a real problem right here guys we should try and solve this problem here because this is like so a lot of people relate to this in the real world they want to build a highway here but someone's house is here okay what if we remove the protesters hold on I think we need to remove the protesters get them off the premises relocate the residence Matt that's a construction worker we need them [Music] tow it oh god he has a house oh my God no way I have the house now oh my God it's just a guy with a mask they were growing weed down here that's why look at the house Matt we said buy an RV not take the house no it's all right Matt took the idea mobile home to the next level we got to do something with this uh Tesla coil we need like a wire or something oh I thought you had it oh hello another one yeah there is what are you guys aiming to do I don't know whatever this does [ __ ] no way come on there we go Matt did it turn on the other one the first one it's not on oh yeah the first one's on oh [ __ ] what have we done we just activated all five hours okay well we gotta go there in the next video [Music]

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Length: 15min 12sec (912 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 15 2023