Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) - Lobster Super Soldier! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)

Frozen winter Frozen winter just one person needs to narrate it Jesus PR delirious delirious no delirium no it's it's it's your evil brother oh God no I'm delirium out of my mind delirium okay guys what the [ __ ] guard what the [ __ ] I want to be my character I don't want to be these [ __ ] nerds this is what we all look like underneath our mask we're we're all we're all twins we're we're quadruplets look at that all right what are we doing we're the security guards man we got a security we we are four brothers that are on a the same security team and we're going to work right now this is our home this is our apartments right here what we work in our home as security guards well no we're going to work we're leaving our home to go to work where's work Delirious where do we go that makes that makes no sense we live in some creepy basement we're security for this building no don't sh me why would we live here we clearly left the room with two beds what the [ __ ] happened in here those are the previous security guards oh my God look at this person look at this person what the [ __ ] happened to this guy bastard nothing but bones left just a spine and a hat and a hat a spine and a hat this poor bastard oh of so many dead bodies what the hell happened here what the [ __ ] Happ like Neo came through here not too long ago what was that what was that what was that what was that what was that what was that what the [ __ ] he has a grenade he has a [ __ ] you guys all died I'm still alive we had a Gren damn it that's the only only thing worse than a zombie a zombie with a grenade I [ __ ] lived where are you guys at where the [ __ ] are we at what's that sound did you hear that I heard like some kind of squeaking what the [ __ ] was that was that [ __ ] ghost [ __ ] just ran through US dude guys guys hello leaving me behind wait wait is there something in here what is that it's a person it's a te- pose man oh he disappeared what the [ __ ] what what what happened oh you're back [ __ ] PNG jump scare jeez dude just freaked out for no reason oh M here it is oh never mind that's not a weapon that's like a pelvis and a femur it's some kind of a weapon what do you think it was like a pickaxe or something yeah that was right outside right here right here I'm going in I'm going in what is the painting it's a [ __ ] painting man oh that's a door Modern Art what the [ __ ] dude modern art oh I got an AK-47 kill that mother [ __ ] get him no he can't he can't kill him what is he shooting at what is he shooting at Mo motion these guys next to users more soldiers there's more oh God they're surrounding reload animation I can't shoot [ __ ] oh God oh God oh God oh God reloading the shoot them we're going to die any day now shoot this [ __ ] guy God damn it I can't there we go yeah oh this is sick oh my God super slow motion this is ridiculous this is RO this is romantic me and this guy are staring into the down yeah I got him what guy oh stop hugging over there Vos what are you doing there we go there we go right boys we got them oh more soldiers coming they're in the wood where they at they're in the wood where they at we're being attacked I don't see them they're way down here in the wood shoot there you go [ __ ] yeah they're hiding behind trees oh the slow motion helicopter's coming where are these guys coming from oh my God from a truck there's a truck down there guys can I can I just can I just tell you guys something can I tell you guys something uh you you you done it the whole time I I put it in slow motion wow oh my [ __ ] God are you okay back to normal that was so [ __ ] slow super speed yeah die fast these guys are moving fast reload okay hold up hold up hold up hold up no I hit the reload animation speed super speed oh my God they're all right on top of me I don't even think we could die die can we yeah I'm losing health I'm losing Health yeah yeah I'm at 39 oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we're going to [ __ ] die is this it we might die for that grenade that [ __ ] threw I don't know we will go we'll go down in history as the greatest fourman team of Dick shooting guns everybody shoot your dicks at him grenade a my where the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] did you it's a super Soldier come on man you're the [ __ ] all right come on Nola we got to do this we security right yeah that's right let's [ __ ] go character the lobster medic where [ __ ] guys and he's a goddamn Lobster plot twist bring it on [ __ ] oh God how long does this last the super crab shall help us he's going to save us oh I'm I'm zberg why why are you guys play mod we don't know you're the super soldier from the future we it yeah the super us look at [ __ ] I know what's going on I'm the ghost are we in a marijuana facility it looks like it you're figuring it all out right now guys I think we're in the hospital cuz all the hospital stuff coming up yeah yeah yeah I told you it's the hospital for plants and benches what the [ __ ] why wow this Hospital's not going to save you dude you in the wrong place you need to be at a [ __ ] Cemetery oh look there's another weapon yeah it's a shotgun oh oh yeah look at that that's beautiful oh that guy back there has been waiting for you guys are all way too late for the hospital man it's a Canadian ER room he's been waiting for years to get a doctor oh God this oh what's happening here what is this oh it's a puzzle wait what is this it's a bone arrow it's a slingshot oh my God it's a bear trap wow a bear trap don't it all right radio oh my God it's a it's a 1990 cell phone who what did you do no no no no no no no the wall are closing okay everybody in the wait wait wait wait okay 1 a 1 a one 1 a the be 1 9 7 8 6 2 come on do it APC order no oh God 762 we don't have a lot of time to 2 it didn't work try again try again try again it's got to be 1 n 7 8 62 I think you [ __ ] up and you're doomed to die I don't know how86 two got the no no no the numbers will be covered 1 No 9 7 8 62 it's got to be it oh guys guys help me help me how how do we get out of here tell us guys I don't know you know what I'm just accepting it we're dead no I don't want to end up like that weapon over there come on N8 762 could be backwards it could be backwards let me do it get out of my way trve backwards get out out of my [ __ ] way it's broken if get out of my way stand on the table stand on the table maybe the table's strong enough we going to die you're getting in my way I can't do okay okay wait the table the table's going to save us the table will save us the table from Ikea will save us no come on dud no dude what the [ __ ] the buttons didn't work man I don't get it that's [ __ ] what the hell I died again well that's the end of the map hope you guys enjoyed the video what we got I'll see you guys in the next one see you later where the [ __ ] are hell was [Laughter] that what the hell was that all right that was the greatest jump scare ever shitty crayon drawing okay guys we're in the afterlife this is what happens when you die oh my God AKs and see a crappy picture oh I can't see we going laser tagging or something I think some I think the building burned down while we were gone follow me I should lead you wait what happened to the Lobster the [ __ ] are you hold hold on bam there hey I'm back you got scared for a second didn't you fellas going down down stairs downstairs keep going keep our going going listen listen keep uh you better run found a door collapsing oh really okay we got to get out of here we got to get out of here we got to get out here no keys right here right here come on what the [ __ ] on do you see we just walked into Ambush I can't see I can't see can't see [ __ ] wait Frozen winter to delious serious so is that the end go on go on go on I can shoot there's more right there's got to be more are you kidding me [ __ ] sh ass man stop shooting it's so loud welcome to my living room man this is this is where I live uhuh right here I live sleep on the couch apparently look at that yeah you've got a TV oh my God I can't wait to put this clip in my video yeah this is the best clip so far that

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Id: 0jjOLhQNe7w

Length: 11min 6sec (666 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 07 2016