GLORIOUS GOLDEN POOP | Slime Rancher #6

ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to his slime rancher what's he gonna do anymore until they updated the game but the game is fire too cute it's far too lovable and I miss my slimes way too much not to do more of it look at them all look at these cute [ __ ] how can you not know if those pooping machines they're so adorable are you gonna poop out more stuff right now I hear you guys eating why are you not pooping you better be you better be getting me all the stuff is there anything else I can even buy see that's the thing now I don't really know what to do because there's not a whole lot left to do oh I could stare out into the cosmos into the abyss forever and contemplate light from why I'm here clouds are nice hello ladies these are by far my favorite they're so calm they don't fight each other they don't explode they don't jump all over the place they just sit there and they absorb the water that they're in the water never runs out they're cool but I think these guys are nice I like them what what did I get an achievement for why the Hawaii did I get that I don't understand why you're giving me these things let me not take them yeah I'm not above taking stuff but um I kind of want to know why I'm getting them can you suck up all their oh you don't even have ports wait do you even have food in here you do you get food in the camp out shop you guys all have a plethora of food and a lot of ports thank you exploring a bit more stupid [ __ ] I put I put music stuff but God I put music and like there's water and there's what what were these called slime scares or something like that I know I have [ __ ] remember there was something these had some name their rights scarce lights that was it slime scare something like that because they're like scarecrows but for slimes so every paddock thing now that I have has a way except you you don't have a music so everything you need a music box purchase there we go so everything should have a music box now and I should have a poured collector and an auto feeder and I have another paddock here the nothing's in but it doesn't matter save too much food to be able to do anything with anybody right now you guys eat these so I've clicked on the my firm's all have the best harvesting thing right now I think yeah I can't buy remove crops I can't play anything else for my firm's so I basically have the best things possible ever right now I have some really good slimes that are giving me good ports that give me a lot of money thank you kindly I have good paddocks I have good firms all lying around the place you guys are not ready to harvest yet I still have my first four dudes in here my first four honey's beneath us 25 feet hey dudes you guys have known your guys are no ports these guys have the music and everything as well it's all good for me right now I'm very happy with my life right now inflamed Rancher I'm the best slime rancher I have a great farm going on I have a great economy going on everybody else is hitting very hard recessions right now and right ports are booming it wasn't easy growing up on the ranch my father only gave me a small loan of a million ports there's still one thing I haven't done though and I'm gonna see if I can manage it I probably say it's very unlikely but I haven't been able to do anything with the gold ports yet because we're going ports short or God slimes like it mixes up the names my gold slimes show up you have to fire something at them you have to fire food at them and they drop ports I think they either eat the food or I don't think they actually have a diet so they just imports pop out of them Wow [ __ ] you guys do it there's a lot of poets laying around here as well but I don't need them I don't want them I don't care about them I'm all about these Goldie's right now and so I got a few carrots so somebody shows up pack carrot in the face I love carrots he's loved eating carrots and I was younger just raw carrots they're so delicious raw carrots and hummus now there is a tasty treat for your insides these trees are slight note Abbey's hope that they don't really care I was just going to say I don't care if I need tire slams show up get out of here you're stupid fair go I get don't think about what you did when you're dead and it's like my gonna shut up so noisy so loud anymore whoa okay can don't everybody Lenny more tears gonna show up you're all right it's not my problem I'm just gonna get out of here and we have the warp holes is there anything else I haven't discovered yet there's bound to be something that I haven't seen warning danger Shh you think I'm [ __ ] scared I ain't scared wait the way the cue berry tree don't I it was the heart beats that I didn't have another heartbeat firm let me cool so he's far walking around in slime rancher what are the most peaceful activities in the world I'm gonna stop talking like that cuz it's annoying plus I have to hold the mic next to my face I can't do anything when I'm doing it jump I'm just joking it's just me [ __ ] these guys oh god damn it get out of here you stupid tyres I hate the music that comes up when they're here scary music folks sick there's too many guys in here there's too many of all these [ __ ] in here but the these guys just a free reign over them push me through the water there you go now drown drown [ __ ] ha ha a mass-murdering Terrace lame dude good and no get in there stay in there stay in there did you die you died good everybody else okay is there another tire somewhere I'm hearing the music Nereus I'd give it to [ __ ] everywhere get in there and die jacksepticeye tire tire killer slime rancher actually that is what I am a slime rancher more the lava jebediah Kerman Creek in the Diwali go do you like swimming I love swimming it's great for my dad great for my date a + commentary gold gold boom yes gold port I did it hey the gold is mine cool look at the fire on a bird a chicken at him get rich or slime trying for get out of there I don't even know where that sends you so that's it oh god they're everywhere they don't care anymore hey let's get my carrots ready hi oh god you guys are angry there I'm time you guys you're an expert kuwait kuwait kuwait ow ow ow ow ow geez how'd you get like [ __ ] wait why why does it not like me I got a heartbeat and a mint mango whoa what are you you're a funny boom Largo I don't see one of you guys in the oil what does it get more puddle slimes though i'ma get rid of all my carrots you go and put a little slide come here come here little puddle yeah I got him okay [ __ ] Terrace lanes why are they all in here away boss's career potent flames I shall save you Oh God well into the water you go who's gonna drown now you happy about that come here no get in there yeah one moment this game is cute as all hell and then the next moment it's killing everything it's quite a roller coaster of emotions we're not gonna get over there liftoff jetpack to get over there well we can try afterwards first of all I have to head back I wish these were more than one way there's a new area yeah could you have to get update the game please I want to see more of the game there we go okay now to make a new firm who gold port how much does the gold for thwarted a 410 good Christ West if you're ever the ranch gold slams I don't be a bit unfair I think you may be too much puddles times I let some more friends for you okay let me just soak up everything right now just waitin clean it up I have to clean out your water like a fish like a fish tank and now I can shove all you guys back in there you go nice big happy family no no see there Jerry almost lost a child I will not lose a child again not again not after and after Steve haha go indoors and plant my herpes that my heart beats a moment mangoes in here why not I I have the room I have the real estate for this I Garden purchase and then we grow heartbeats in there and down here we will grow the mint mangoes garden mango you guys eat mint mangoes you surely do this little slimes thank you and what do you guys have that one cool thank you and sorry I suck joke my bad it's like when you go over a hamster and a Hoover yeah it's not my fault that I suck them off it's it's fault for running underneath me and down here I gotta build an incinerator cuz why the hell not here we go so anything you don't want that's for slime I'm sorry I need to do a demonstration for the people at home don't look if you're squeamish good god that was a bit anticlimactic that was a big poop okay I can upgrade you nutrients oil sprinkler scarcely remove these dudes they're cool and all but that just give me pink ports being floors and honeypot the bunny ports are good but the ping ports not so much do you don't really give me a whole of 273 right now look at this I am like the wolf of slime rancher set in the wolf of wallstreet making a bunch of money I'm the wolf of slime rancher the wolf of the ranch actually no that's a bad thing it sounds like something that a comedy or mice like you guys pop out a few yes you did holy Cooley raspberry coulis cuz I need to go upgrade my friends inside again and I'm gonna replace these and make something else I don't want to make them what kind of slime should we make whatever we made you guys are booms and honeys you guys are honeys and rocks then I'm honey's and phosphors so what else is high in the list whoo could I make a water and a honey but are interesting I don't think I can so I don't think the portals eat anything any honey's out here no crap you don't even have any food anymore well you're [ __ ] plenty right there give me one of these yeah don't explode on me you guys eat fruit and veggie you guys eat everything so eat that eat the chicken no you have a bunch of [ __ ] food in here god damn it maybe I don't need the honey to give to the puddings maybe I feed a portal to something else there we go that's how we do hey you guys need to cool off I have some water for you cool up cool up calm down okay you guys are freaking out all the time and I don't like it I do not care much for the free Quixote's so what are we gonna make a water a water and a phosphor would be good but I'd have to put them in a cave and say and I want to put something in the right or their Corral that I already have having you Corral made and there's nothing in it we're just waste in space gonna rancher am I wasting space like that but good rancher doesn't waste space he utilizes all the space he vats Oh what does that mean I have to put them in water I don't think they'll eat their poor little ports um excuse me I'm on the lookout for some sweet honey's have any of you see them they fight honey's laughing where is the natural habitat of the honey slime maybe it's down here oh you guys are angry don't be angry at me I'm a nice boy you guys oh I see honey's though that's cuz you're all honey oh here we go eat the pudding floor just acts like water god damn it ah man okay so I have to create something else then what am I gonna create I have all the best things man maybe it's fuss for all Jesus maybe a fuss for boob I don't know I have some phosphorous back at home back at the ranch back at the ranch Oh guys oh you're the largos I don't need you I need a small phosphor please a small boom more confused swallow small boo come here OOP thank you a small boom no wait you just eat it when you want such Hungry Hungry Hippos we [ __ ] little bastards slap that stop eating everything [ __ ] yeah here's one got it I don't even need to do that I don't need to get booms lanes and feed them phosphorus all I have to do is bring hello honey's all I have to do is bring the phosphor or the boom ports to the phosphorus that I have already you know if there was a box to think outside I would be so trapped inside that box that I wouldn't even know that there was a box that even make sense yah-ha the phosphors I've got I know boom boys eat it eat it eat it yes cool I don't need the booms so you guys are gonna get incinerated tightness oh oh I need to upgrade the thing out here though because I had a chorale for them put the chorale needs solar shielding although is it gonna die cuz I don't have to Corral in Cape I could make another one in the cave but not wasting money on that whenever chorale right here Solar shield first then air net then music box I can actually just buy everything can't I yep cuz I am just that tasty and I have to bring them out one by one so can't suck them up got Diggity daffodil come along now don't explode don't don't you even think it don't you are you thinking it don't even think it stay in there oh he was thinking it he almost did it to me you give these creatures life you you you splice their genes together and turn them into crazy abominations and how do they thank you by blowing up in your face kids these days just know no manners okay you know what I'm gonna do with fire you guys all up towards the entrance efficiency efficiency is key speed is also key but in this did you guys jump into the [ __ ] incinerator and forgot that that could happen these inner Rangers just laying out there in the open so what they do they bounce around and fell into it and died so it cut is there such a thing as a [ __ ] slight cuz I think you guys take the cake oh no wait didn't I say that I was making these dudes to get rid of these ones ah crap I'm not smart okay you count as fruit right yes so my guys over here are gonna eat fruit and these fruits are good because they double up your ports I'm gonna be so rich you've wasted my money on [ __ ] though like Gardens and there's Corral's but I don't need to be where the other dude go wasn't there another one that I needed ah damn it can I put a [ __ ] fence around this you aren't just demolish it sir my always pointless I can just throw things into the ocean to destroy them there he is what are you doing you're not supposed to be hanging out with them you're supposed to be coming with me wait girls were at the entrance wait for me we having kids that you go shopping with and it's like I need to go collect some milk wait by the entrance and don't [ __ ] move and then they move and you're like why did you move it's not even once give me all your money money money wait give me all your luvin look my humps my lovely lady let's check it out that's a song I'm singing I don't even know what I am anymore why don't what am i and somebody describe what I am right now or what I have become ow through the [ __ ] barriers really ow that hurts with carrots ready what are the [ __ ] carrots at wait do I just go through a harvest and then I can't I thought it was like infinite harvests that you put like a crop in there and it keeps watering and the heaps coming back over and over again wait to put more carrots into that well no matter no matter it's like well after your chickens out here hello chicas let's make a chicken coop awesome oh that's adorable high walls why not spring grace why not and wait am vitalizer minimizer can't [ __ ] purchase it come on it thought I was them I thought it was the rich man at this country do you guys just make [ __ ] happen like come back in a little bit and we see what's going on and there's a miser what the [ __ ] is this okay do I need to put something in this I think I might have to put like a chicken and a rooster in there I have no idea well we're just gonna do that and see what happens can you make all the babies please do I am in bad need of lots of chickens even though I seem have a [ __ ] plethora of them around here and we are going to make a silo that's something I haven't made yet a silo you can't take it with you when you go support it in storage okay additional storage I can't for that what do I put in you exactly how do you think I can I put one type of thing in there that's stupid ah see maybe the idea is to put a ranch and carrot or a Corral a garden and a silo all around each other so then you can store up all the stuff that comes out of the garden you can put it in the auto feeders you can just play off each other that'll make a lot of sense but I don't want to do that I just want it I just want to live that's when I lived way I am okay I think that is a good episode I think that is a good time we're going to stand here and look at the sunshine and be happy this game is awesome I really hope the updated soon though because I want to play a whole lot more of it there's just not a lot to do now I'm just going around and maintaining everything and I built I spilled everything I can pretty sure I've built everything I can oh the sort of shielding looks cool unless there's something new in this oh there's new things I get more energy can I please give me all your parts buy buy buy buy purchase and purchase yes naive like all the energy and how many things can I store in my my good now I didn't even see I just bought oh I'm all upgraded and maybe I should actually do this thing soon and then get all the random items this thing is useless when you have like really good ranches or really good Corral's I keep mixing up all the words there's too many new words to learn that's why blended I need this video here this I know my ranch could be a lot more efficient like I could like the way I said I could have my garden a silo and the corral all around each other or two gardens and two Corral's and then I know this one is pretty good except if that was a chicken coop it would be a lot better but maybe I'll do that next time maybe that'll be a task for another episode just so we can keep the series going until they do update it again cuz they don't want to just stop it completely I said that last time but I like the game way too much and you guys seem to really like the game as well so I don't see the need to stop just yet we can switch around a few of the things next time yeah alright thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face oh my go boys and goodish walk okay I can see me intense stare at me we got that bump but actually matches pretty well with that let's let's train at one time let's use another one of me hey hey what was that I press the button is something happened whoa I'm like a shockwave in my way I don't know what that is that's cool

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Id: Sq28BkzD7OU

Length: 22min 13sec (1333 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 22 2016