Girls Who Had Guys Fail To Notice Obvious Hints, Story? (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

girls has a guy failed to notice your obvious hints it's so what's your story I'll preface this with I'm a guy but it's not really that I don't even pick up on hints or have no idea that they're flirting my brain realizes that it's flirting but then it's like that would really embarrassing if she was just being nice and wasn't actually interested so I never do anything when I first met my husband he rode at triumph motorcycles were always and still are a huge part of his life so very obviously dripping with double entendre and all but waggling my eyebrows lasciviously I go so when are you gonna take me for a ride on that beast of yours and he told me dead serious that he doesn't take passengers on his bikes because he doesn't want the responsibility and even removed the passenger pegs I think I detached my retinas rolling my eyes that hard the first time we slept together I was staying the night and like a gentleman and I rly do appreciate this that he didn't assume he offered to put me up on the couch showed me where the bathroom was et Cie so I go maybe I can just sleep with you that one he managed to snag as it was sailing by to this day my husband is so bad at picking up when he's being flirted with that I say thank goodness we met on a dating uh call he'd never have known I was interested he's a very good-looking guy and he gets flirted with all the time but he just never notices as a guy whenever someone tries to flirt with me my brain just doesn't process it I feel like I'm too ugly for someone to be interested in flirting even if I know that irrational as a not girl girls if you just say something straightforward like I like you do you like me it would save us always some trouble I will try to do the same from my side last year around Christmas time I passed a billboard for added in the musical playing in our city I knew my wife would love that show so really excitedly I asked her if I should get tickets for us to go apparently she'd been hinting at it for weeks I'm still not sure I believe her I asked to crush if he wanted to go on a date with me he said yes he thought he was hanging out with a friend had to tell him right then and there that I had a crush on him he's at my place sitting on the couch I sit on his lap facing him he asks me if I want to watch something I say I kind of like my view now he goes you won't be able to see the TV he's my boyfriend now yes he failed we are married I had the opposite story I met a really cute guy in acting class he stayed after to chat with me and seemed really into me I had no confidence back then and he was incredibly attractive literally models for romance novels I ran into him in the street some time later and he was so excited to see me I was in my PJs and washed picking up a pizza to eat entirely by myself he said I should come over and he'd cook for me sometime I assumed he meant as a group with some friends even though he didn't mention friends and I kind of awkwardly made some excuse to leave because I felt so gross and just wanted to go home much later I realized he'd been hitting on me your brain invents some really stupid assumptions when you don't like yourself oh he must think I'm such a loser while a man is asking you for your number and inviting you over to freakin cook for you we are living in a time where no means no and maybe yes means no also sir most men are waiting for you to be very direct and explicit with your intentions and what you're willing to partake in met him in a dungeon and Dragons Club in high school did some flirting but didn't respond had a few other chances to hang about a year later under very funny circumstances long story we went out on a date after going to a park we go down to his parents basement to watch a movie and that's when I saw he had every one of my favorite movies and TV shows taped VHS off the TV we are old I knew he was a keeper dropped more flirts he was completely polite and charming I can't remove the circumstances exactly but at some point he gave me a massage completely polite non-sexual massage I tried changing position asking him to move his hands anything to get him to understand I didn't want a polite massage from him it might have work except I just know at the time that he had magic hands folks I screwed it up I fell asleep he woke me up just in time to get me home on time I may have screwed it up but eventually it worked he said he got the hints but didn't believe I was after him we are about to celebrate our 20th anniversary i guy here I recently discovered that some girls did like me back in high school had zero clue I'm blind to this stuff almost didn't date the woman who is my wife because I had no clue she was into me I'm daft at picking up signs for this stuff could be the Asperger's or I'm dumb we were watching outside invisible man because he knew I was excited to watch it we were in his bed not dating at this point but I knew he liked me he was too much of a gentleman to make a physical move so while cuddling I turned to him and said you can touch my butt if you want happily together during the quarantine having trouble determining if my hints on that subtle or if he is politely ignoring them because he is uninterested to be more direct but we are in a position where we interact frequently and I don't want to make it awkward for him girl here said let's duck he said what that mean we're married 430 years don't mind me just monitoring this thread tbh as a guy I would much rather that females would just ask if we like them it's so much easier I do it the other way too I smiled at him talk to him and seeked him out and I even laid my hand on his leg he didn't even look at my hand just kind of talked over it I think he's blind because my signs are so obvious maybe he's not interested but that's okay to mail here every now and then I actually can tell when a girl is flirting with me but one of these three things always happens either I'm shocked that someone would even flirt with me and I don't say anything because I don't know how to flirt back to say something really dumb and ruin the mood 3 get confused because why would a girl flirt with me as you can tell from my responses I'm still single my now boy friend was hanging out at my place we didn't have much to do but watch Netflix and we had yet to have a 68 though I decided to try on some different combinations of bra and panties for him along with some old [ __ ] Halloween outfits at one point I was literally modelling lingerie for him nothing I am a large conventionally unattractive man I will always assume your hints are just you being nice being called a nasty predator is not a pleasant feeling some guys might notice but the risk of thinking something was a hint then being wrong usually outweighs the outside chance that it was a hint or it happens more often than men folk want to admit some guys are very shy and that's delightful honestly and fun D I spent about 20 minutes trying to politely him to a guy that he didn't need to drop me off at my place he kept thinking I was meeting up with friends after our date I finally grabbed him by the waist shook his jeans and remarked these are coming off and you're getting off his eyes went round he blushed and nodded he then drove me back to his place and proceeded to stall he did just about everything other than show me his stamp collection I finally just walked into his room dropping clothes on route finally he yelled I'm supposed to come in there right when obvious hit oblivious you'd be surprised how sarcastic the mind can go it was all I could do not to yell now I'm just super messy he sorted it out pretty quickly high school first time I went over to my male friends house I was crushing hard on this guy and I knew he was single so when he showed me to his room I laid down on his bed threw my hands above my head and said wow it's really comfy when that didn't work I started kind of bouncing and said sure is springy too nada just kept taking about the pictures on his board or his collection of dragons ended up making a fake myspace duck I'm old and told him he should definitely ask me out dated nine years married seven he's still slow eff sometimes 22f had been flirting with a old friend at a party all night first hint when it came to a close I offered to split in yuba home since mine was on the way tenors I purposefully accidentally forgot to add my place as a stop so the Yuba went past mine and Strader his second hint I said I'd order another one home and he said not to I could crash at his I said I'd gladly make it up to him third hint I said it's super flirty and when we got inside he set up his couch for me and went to his own bed alone thought I must have been reading him all wrong in that he wasn't interested back gave up and that was that six months later we ran into each other again and reminisced he told me he was super interested in me but assumed he was the one reading things wrong in that I couldn't be interested in him I was too far out of his league safe to say he felt like a complete idiot when I spelled it out moral of the story shoot you're short he told me he wanted to have a sex I didn't want to lose my virginity to him so I said I wanted to lose my virginity to someone who loves me 15 minutes later he tells me he loves me ducking idiot we play dumb a lot to avoid having to confront advancements from women we have zero interest in like a lot not a girl but I have a relevant story so I have a friend that I was hanging out with more and more outside of class last year as the semester was winding down one day we were hanging out in her dorm room and repotting some small plants we got from the University after we were done with that we sat on her bed and watched YouTube videos and I asked if I could put my arm around her shoulder which she went for and after a while she took my hand and put it down on her hip so we sat there for a couple hours and she eventually asked if I wanted to have a drink which I refused cause I said I had to drive home and she said I could stay for the night and I said no thanks again cause I didn't want to sleep on the floor he said and I at you not well you could sleep with me if you wanted to stay the night as hope I said sorry I'd love to but I don't want to inconvenience you like that and I am NOT a great person to sleep beside cause I toss and turn she didn't have a large bed as she then said oh well it was fun hanging out tonight and gave me a little toy off her desk so that I had to come back and spend the night some other time so I can return it I still have this more than a year later because by the time I realized what it was meant to be she had long since gotten a boyfriend she had been with for about five months so I wasn't going to bring it back it took me more than six months before I thought back to that night and realized just what had happened F in the chat please for a total idiot speaking on behalf of all guys don't give us hints no matter how obvious just tell us we prefer it and we are too stupid to notice hints as a girl I could throw a little bit of insight into the hints though it could be just me in this hence could be used to see how someone reacts to certain things if I poke someone with the main intent to ask about class walk or something and they whip around saying yes sugar plum I just professionally carry on with the question and then just no bat aver if I ask them how their days been unveiled so with something more interesting than fine then I'll engage in a conversation right back and see what their personality and sense of humor is like if I end up being really great friends with someone and we stopped watching movies together every lunch on sketchy websites from a laptop and we stay up until 2:00 in the morning messaging about our problems and never discuss our relationship then I'll just solve a little bit over our mutual lack of communication as the school year ends you sometimes women just aren't that interested in every guy that flirts with them the same can be said of men and women often just pretending not to notice is a strategy to not hurt someone's feelings [Music]

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Published: Tue Jun 09 2020