GIRLS Who FLIRT With You (r/AskReddit)

our slash is credit by IRA date if you like our thumbnail girls and dannan go to journalist using our affiliate link in the description to buy annum figures merchants some other fun stuff men have reddit how do you react when girls openly flirt with you I don't know it happens ever I'm the densest man alive so while I may think they are joking with me I'd never think they are flirting with me current records I interpreted a friend putting her hand on mine during a movie as the arm rests are too small I interpreted being told if you'd want to have sex with me I'd be okay with that as a joke I just didn't get how do you react when girls openly flirt with you file not found is she flirting with me map and then three hours later I'm like [ __ ] then I fat my penis fills with blood edit thanks for gilding me important tangential issue what a lot of girls consider to be flirting openly is not what a lot of guys consider to be flirting openly I've been told smiling counts become hyper aware of how I'm sitting or walking okay this must be some kind of prank wake up and cry myself back to sleep I tell my mom she's had too much to drink find a polite way to mention my wife if I find them attractive I usually try to bang them right in the vagina I have never recognized it while it was happening once later learned a girl I actually liked was trying to get me to go to her room during a party because her and her friend wanted a threesome I however had a good seat and didn't want to lose I the place was crowded and we were having a good time told me about that a month later I was so pissed at myself by tipping them I respond with EBD why you want some [ __ ] edit asterisk asterisk as opposed to your typical holy [ __ ] come reddit I'm going to try my luck and say that I bet none of you are brave enough to buy me gold at confused [ __ ] are we really this [ __ ] oblivious immediately assume she's trying to embarrass me or make me blush if I notice it at all girl on guy bullying and harassment will do that to you shy as a [ __ ] i flirt right back and while him gently but discretely brushing her boob with my hand i huskily whisper in her ear I'm gay but thanks for the cheap feel you have nice boobies it's a real panty dropper hey guys it actually happens more than you think girls who show a genuine interest in who you are and actively try to get to know you better most likely are flirting with you small talk is not flirting asking to hang out or hinting at hanging out is a good example like you ride bikes I love bike riding poor scores yeah they want you to ask them out a tip the guys don't follow a formula girls are people not machines or puzzles waiting to be solved be nice don't expect too much be honest and the rest will follow naturally and there's always the good ol make-out bomb if they walk up to you and a party and surprise make out with you yeah they are first I pissed myself own time because a girl touched my hand and smiled edit I done goofed if they aren't cute indifference if they're cute feigned indifference clearly there is something wrong with this girl if she's showing interest in me pockets and girls never flirt with me ever I don't understand it either my mom says I'm really handsome I know it's not the answer you're looking for but my reaction is 100% dependent on the girl in a setting my skin turns to velcro and I had her like a shoe a hot girl texted me once at 10 p.m. on a Sunday hey I got a 26 of vodka and a bag of chips and I'm in your hood wanna hang out she comes over pours the drinks and gets me super drunk easily because I don't drink liquor much then I'm still being a [ __ ] and not making a move so she suggests we puff a tree smoke get terrible spins puke hard go to my bed lay down call hot girl into my bedroom she comes ask her to come snuggle for a bit in my drunk and spinny post puke stupor miraculously she gets into my [ __ ] bed after that atrocious display of pukey lameness to snuggle like WTF this is awesome burp are oh here it comes up again I get up turn and look at her in my bed as I'm about to leave the room and blurt out oh [ __ ] you're so hot I feel terrible this is so terrible TL DR I bad luck brand my way out of sexy time with hot girl I don't notice it or I think she is trying to manipulate me into doing a favor for her we'll update you when it happens pretend it didn't happen to make myself feel better about not acting on it then I do drugs this thread explains so much go you're really funny guy she must be a comedy aficionado go I'd love to hear more of your jokes guy this must be a prank girl I'm not doing anything this weekend this friendly girl sure is telling me about her schedule go I think you're really cute guy are people laughing at me is this the lead-in to a joke go do you have a girlfriend guy why do you want to know are you going to make fun of me go let's have sex now guy [ __ ] evacuate bowels I ignore it I'm very married and would be DITA stat killer eyes if my wife caught me flirting I have mastered the 1000 yard stare the ironic thing is how much this behavior really encourages some women to amp up the flirting first thought you want something what is it and I don't mean the D I'm a dense mother [ __ ] so no idea I can be like most other guys here and say that it never happens but I'd be lying if a girl openly flirts with me one of three things happens Byford back I ignore her or I'm genuinely oblivious if she's cute I definitely flirting hope that I don't say something that I shouldn't which often happens if I'm not interested I won't Furtick in hopes that she gets the message so I don't have to actually tell her I'm not interested but if I'm genuinely oblivious to a girl flirting with me it's called a fogger and my friends [ __ ] on me for the next two months edit asterisk asterisk wording in grin ah wait you're saying that girls can flirt with me since when I don't realize until years later after it happened not too long ago I remembered when a girl I used to know accidentally showed me a pic of her half naked on her phone furred back not sure what you expect til that all men of reddit are awkward little [ __ ] why am i not really that surprised I usually don't notice and just perceive it as the girl being excessively polite / Pleasant I'm in a committed long-term relationship so getting fur Taedong at a pawn is kind of awkward I used to work in downtown San Diego and I went into a Starbucks in December for one of their seasonal pumpkin mash drinks in fact using a gift card from my girlfiend the barista serving me was pretty friendly and talkative I didn't perceive anything out of the ordinary I talked to barrister / cashier / waiters all the time cus ik now being friendly to people makes everyone's day better I come back the next day she recognizes me we talk again she makes comment to one of her co-workers referring to me as her boyfriend which was clearly in in a fan joking way but I'm still caught off guard so I just kind of smile through it then she asks me if I'm doing anything that Friday night to which I politely replay that I do have plans and politely leave with my pumpkin ass drink I then took the obvious course of action and avoided going back to that Starbucks a week and a half later I finally get a job offer from the company I've been talking to in San Francisco and I've left San Diego by the end of the month asterisk asterisk TL DR hit on by a Starbucks barista move 500 miles of course it happened so rarely that I react to it 10 minutes after the situation is over I wake up so when I was young I worked at a hotdog place the kind of fast-food joint where you spent 12 hours getting speckled with hot grease and you'll never get that caked on mustard out from under your nails this super attractive half black chick comes in and asks for my number I say of course I walked over to the register and printed a receipt since it had a store's number on it I proceeded to hand it to her and said there you go have a nice day then she had to make it clear that she didn't want the store's number but my number yay I don't know what flirting is if a girl hit on me I would politely decline if she's hitting on me she obviously has low standards there's no telling what scumbags she's dated before I wouldn't want to date any woman with bad enough sense to date me I ask them if they are a prostitute or my wife with a new haircut that stops it like a tank I met my boyfriend through my brother-in-law and we've been friends for some four years I had my eye on him for a while when I finally decided to start putting moves on him when I began it was a lot more subtle and he basically just acted confused after that I went full on lewd on him at a 4-person land get-together at his and his roommates place he also reacted with utter confusion then the day after the land I went to pick up some stuff he called me a tease and I replied that I was only a tease if I didn't follow trough finally he asked me if I wanted to hook up in a text message after I left I had to go to Finland for a week so I told him we could hook up after I got home it took a bit of coaxing but we've been together for two months now and things literally couldn't be better TL DR boyfriend confused his [ __ ] but I hooked him in the end spontaneous combustion girls don't always openly flirt with me but when they do I sound like an idiot and mess all my sentences up I laugh and have a good time go home sleep wake up have breakfast realised she was flirting with me oh [ __ ] what have I done question mark about a year ago I was really into a girl from but I thought I'd try a different tactic and play it slow with her try not to seem interested but get close but not too close to be friend-zoned I found out through a mutual friend that she knew I was into her and would go out with me if she didn't already have a bo yfr iand asterisk asterisk she never once in the year I knew her mentioned a boyfriend to me probably a heart attack my eyes flicked straight to her hips an I measure them in my mind assuming I'm aware of it I'll blush then get self-conscious about blushing which makes me blush more then I'll try to come up with an excuse to look away to try to hide the blush which doesn't work and makes things more awkward then I come up with an excuse to leave because by this point I am pretty much on fire as a side note does anyone have any tips on preventing blushing I have this thing where I blush all the [ __ ] time like just randomly even when I'm not embarrassed I'll be casually talking to someone about the last episode of Survivor where bam red is a [ __ ] tomato I am sure the guy I am talking to his thinking Jesus WTF did I say it's really annoying I'm a lot more cautious now if I think the girl is flirting since I have been played more than once the main reason one time I was at a party at a friend's house and there was a girl that I liked who was making obvious advances stuff like sitting next to me when I was playing piano and saying I love guys who can play instruments it's so hot while touching my hands and then inviting me up to the bedroom to watch a movie alone with her I didn't make a move then but when I did a little while after she completely shut me down and said she would never think of me in that way later her sister told me she had just been practicing so now I have trust issues hot girl uses flirt flirt critically hits or could guys no more be completely oblivious to be unsure if it is a joke / actual flirtation at a party some years ago a woman I know a good friend of an xgf whispered in my ear what would it take for me to seduce you tonight me not being especially attracted to her answered without I don't know still I thought maybe we'll have some chemistry in bed that I've never detected from our previous interactions so I ended up joining her at her apartment within about 15 minutes she put on some music but once she was topless and playing Anaya songs imprinted with strong memories from my high school years I realized that I was soon attracted to her that I simply couldn't perform I don't remember if I told her I thought this was a bad idea or that I was way too tired or drunk or something but I literally walked away from a horny topless woman at 3 a.m. and rode my bicycle home pleased with myself but feeling a bit bad for her imagine getting rejected like that like I'd hate to have been in her boots cause they're no prize either closed bracket comma half-naked making out then suddenly your partner says oh wait never mark I usually say oMG I'm a strong confident independent man just trying to go about my day without being objectified and treated like a piece of meat then I'm ace the [ __ ] is that her with my tosser give a good blast on my rape whistle while running screaming and weeping into the night when I get home I watch the Lifetime channel and update my earthly status [Music]

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Length: 15min 29sec (929 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019