[Garry's Mod] Every Early 2000s Discovery Channel Show

my name is bob fart and i'm an antique hunter i live here with my mom on rp underscore union city underscore day searching for the best antiques and the best deals i'll give you 400 for it no deal all right take the shot what we've got the experts we've got the experience and we've got plenty of antiques but even after doing this for 35 years you still never know what you're gonna find next [Music] my buddy chris told me about a brand new antique shop that just opened up in the heart of the city so he decided to take me down there so i could check it out for myself it's very hard to parallel park using wasde hey oh hello hi i am alan this is alan's antique uh shop sure i love the alliteration alan yeah yeah yeah okay cool uh anyway um you know take it take a look around see it you know anything that catches your eye you know like i like this oh you'll take you'll take the frying pan okay good choice um you know i recently went down to mexico there are some uh ancient aztec vases i have one right here um these are 3000 years old yeah um you know they're yeah it's okay i picked up you know like spares you know but like it you know if you really want this coffee mug you know it's a it's it truly is a steal you know like this was from you know like depression era okay you know like extremely rare they actually don't make these anymore you know like right they don't make them like how they used to you know yeah i just put down the counter for it see right there see indestructible these things built to last okay well um you know we got some computers over here you know like you know electronics you know what i actually just recently gived my computer into a wall while trying to set up my apartment so that's perfect you know if yeah you might take one of these uh it has 90s era hardware so that's absolutely that's exactly unless you want to play uh uh commander keen literally all i play on this is minesweeper so okay that that's great and um you know uh yeah crisis but you know yeah every every computer can run christ come on yeah yeah sorry this is my lunch don't don't mind it you get back where you belong you know there's something wacky we do at alan's antiques you know somebody gives a little give us a little spicy these packages are unclaimed packages you know we call it like you know wacky pa we call these wacky packages um you know like you know they're unclaimed we don't know what's in them you know it's a mystery box yeah they're mystery box exactly yeah you know so like 20 bucks get you get you a neat little mystery box could have you know it could have anything in it it could have like you know like somebody's like foot massager you know maybe like enough anthrax to kill an elephant like who knows what's in those wacky mystery boxes i'm so excited to find out what's in one of these if i pay you 20 bucks can i open one right here in the store yeah see for this one for example is you know this could be eight it could be a bomb it could be you know it could be you know it could be a bomb it could be you know like anything like that it could be bomb you know who knows who those are kind of wacky things are those wacky crates yeah who knows yeah yeah okay so let me see what the so for the pan the computer and the mystery box how much is that gonna run me total well it's gonna be about 35 sorry i quit smoking uh vape uh vape is a good replacement for me very low levels of nicotine i see this caught your eye um this automatically prints out my tax information and uh throws it away because i don't pay taxes i don't i don't i don't really believe in the us government or any systems like that yeah no yeah the man's just keeping you down i get you exactly so yeah we have other cool stuff you know if you're interested you know you got washing machine you know sit on and hang out with your bros you know i mean you got a vape um i don't know what the [ __ ] that was um got a wrench and you fix something they fix that fix that up got some hey you said uh pc yeah well you know it was actually just my tower that gives so i should be okay you know this is an msi gaming keyboard you know what's funny i actually have that exact same model of keyboard it's almost like there's only one model of keyboard and gary's mod it's like but this one could be new you know and like look at look at look at how durable that is you can't get that anywhere else it could be a bomb you know it could it could be a bomb why are you you know i could you know who could it could be a bomb you know why are you sweating man oh come on i feel like you're projecting you are drenched are you okay oh no this is alan's antiques man i know man but there's a gym next door i'm not judging are any of you uh tax inspectors yes you work i need to see your documents you'll never take me a [ __ ] life so yeah i feel like i got a pretty good deal today i brought in a buddy who is an expert on frying pans and he said that it was actually only worth one dollar when the guy was selling it for five so i ended up saving four dollars on the frying pan five dollars on the mystery box and then thirty dollars on the computer tower so i'm feeling pretty good about where we're at today this has been a very successful day of antiquing make sure to join us next time on um antiquing on the discovery channel [Music] next time on antique hunters special guest lee from the christo lee show takes me down to his hometown to see a new military surplus store hey hey so uh what's this a bomb a bomb don't ever take me a [ __ ] life hey ethan can i get one thing for you yeah can can we do like an interview outside the store how they do for like antique shows [Laughter] mm-hmm by the way the bomb no none of those had bombs it was just a joke i was trying to like read i was like trying to like what do you want like a drone shot we do have a dolly why why is that a why is that a grocery bag i don't know just don't i have the i have already tell me where i stand for continuity sake okay god damn it yeah yeah yeah some children out there we take pride in our skits here on the soundsmith channel i'll give you 400 for it no deal take the shot what wait wait wait [Music] wait wait we don't have to do that again yeah it just the car went [ __ ] flying [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] i'll give you 400 for it no deal all right take the shot what [Music] not [ __ ] it [Laughter] no just keep going just keep going it's way too long now the [ __ ] your ragdoll just disappeared for me by the way yeah no it was just there one second and then immediately it wasn't i i'm sorry but i really like the idea of cutting on like it crashing and then it just cuts straight back to the music yeah what the [ __ ] is like sudden cut all right i'm ready you guys ready yep three two one go all right i'm dropping this i gotta get out of here [Music] none of these doors open get that [ __ ] camera out of my face i got your [ __ ] badge number you pig that's so raven yeah what's this [Laughter] so can we get like a static shot where he uh turns and like dramatically looks at the camera what's your leg doing um there he goes oh it's me look he's doing a fortnight dance what if i drop a washing machine on your head you want to try it yeah see if it kills you all right go ahead [Laughter] [Music] machine on your head my mind keeps registering bob fart as though it's a reference to something but it's not it's not i just thought it was a funny sounding name yeah [Music] what are you doing over there no that's interesting am i seeing this chris is my head doing something wacky for you guys your entire body's doing something wacky dude my head's doing something wacky for me and let me do a fortnite dance you're doing the leg thing again if that sets off the bomb i'm gonna laugh so hard

Channel: SoundSmith

Views: 267,607

Keywords: SoundSmith, SoundSmithTF2, Gmod, Garry's Mod, Sandbox, Gmod Sandbox, Gmod Funny Moments, Funny Moments, Shenanigans

Id: skBF9I8i45c

Length: 11min 13sec (673 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 26 2021

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[u/armadilloracer]

Wouldn't this be the early 10s? Early 00s history Channel was all hitler documentaries. It wasn't until around 2010 when it became the career based reality-shows and alien conspiracies.

[u/redsteve905]

They even got the "slowed down bending metal screech" noise that happens whenever something "bad" happens

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FUNNY SHOVEL MAN

[u/gmfreaky]

Needs more Hell's Kitchen Waterphone Sound Effect Spam.

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I was not expecting to see SoundSmith here holy shit

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