Funny Microsoft Ads

Oh No here we go again oh dear I need a little help here I'm sorry I don't have a USB port oh snap you have a real keyboard too this isn't going to end well for me is it no definitely not ending well do you still think I'm pretty hello Microsoft hey Apple what you got there oh this just happens to be the new Surface three tablet a third generation of a product that flopped the first two times around dude get this nobody buys the surface the only tablet anyone ever wants to buy is this one well yes the iPad sells very well but wait so the people see what this puppy can do like sitting unsold on store shelves for example what programs can you run oh man you want to talk apps there are over a hundred and seventy five until yaps haha I didn't say apps I said programs I mean real programs desktop programs the four million regular existing Windows programs Photoshop and quicken and the full Microsoft Office real software real software of course you play movies right oh are you kidding great and I'm just going to pop out the built-in kickstand and enjoy oh I'm sorry looks like you don't have a kickstand on the surface three mind just see any angle you want okay what about getting some work done oh yeah there are many fine apps that oh right you've got that cover that has a full keyboard and trackpad on the inside you don't think you can buy those for the iPad 2 now yes but on the surface its integrated it attaches magnetically turns on automatically it lights up it's got a wonderful trackpad there's no Bluetooth or pairing like you have to do it's all about the execution huh well still no one's buying the surface but consider the surface is bigger now it's the full size of a laptop screen and yet it's thinner and it's lighter one point eight pounds okay you know what the iPad is $500 how much does that cost it's $800 with 64 gigs of memory and you [Music] 16 gigs of memory 464 it's it's $700 do you have a USB 3 jack a video output jack a stylus for notes and drawing not at the moment in other words the surface pro 3 really is everything it purports to be it's a full-blown laptop and it's a full-blown tablet in fact even with the key which cost $130 extra even with the keyboard the whole thing is still lighter and less expensive than the MacBook Air let me see that I mean nobody's buying this thing the iPad is so much more limited awkward claustrophobic I patty oh well you've got me there you I feel pretty oh so pretty oh hi Cortana you look nice Thanks this is the new HTC One m8 or Windows of sweet but I'm more than just a pretty face me too I can check your calendar then traffic to help you make your mani-pedi on time and you sound great too well I have two speakers for music oh I only have one really yes and I'm sitting on it [Music] so Cortona what else can you do well Siri when Kevin's girlfriend texts I can remind him to say Happy Birthday I can't do that and when work calls I can remind him to use his sick voice can you remind me that I need an update small world you come in mini to maybe we could read together lava is that halo I did not see that coming you have Outlook and full office Wow you are a real PC let's just go back to reading actually don't read that this is the Windows Phone challenge how do you guys keep your last coordinate I think it kind of irritated but I always do that group messaging thing the texting thing work no I mean on example this is a Windows Phone we have this thing called routes I've got a group chat everybody gets every message and shared calendar on their phones only upgrade you right now well it doesn't have all the apps has 125,000 X okay we're the white cliffs we're ditching our iPhones and these are Windows phones [Music] sorry I don't update like that I'm sorry I can only do one thing at a time I guess PowerPoint isn't one of those things should we just play chopsticks [Music] hello what's your name hello Siri I'm Cortana we've already met I'm sorry I don't remember that's okay I can remember lots of things like your favorite kinds of restaurants I cannot remember that I can remember appointments and help you get there on time or that or remember favorite news topics or that either Siri what can you remember I remember when I was the only phone that talked [Music] wait are you running full Adobe Photoshop on a tablet yep but it's not just a tablet it's really a laptop it's a surface pro 3 with a touchscreen well it can't be as fast as my Mac sure it can and it is but you probably can't plug anything into it I have a USB mini DisplayPort plug away and this is my favorite it's the kickstand so you're saying it does more than my Mac well technically you said it [Music] traffic's bad better remind Kate to leave now for her five o'clock how did you do that easy Siri I looked at her calendar check the latest traffic and alerted her hold on I'm turning on my GPS why because I'm completely lost Cortana when my wife calls remind me to tell her happy anniversary next time you talked to Caroline I'll remind you oh no I cannot do that oh and remind me to get roses when I'm near any flower shop sure thing remind you when you get to flower shop I can't do that either Zhanna it's gonna be a great night oh wow thanks for the traffic alert I better get going now that is a smart phone [Music] so what is that it's my surface pro 3 it's a tablet and a laptop but it couldn't have the power of my Mac and this is an Intel Core i5 this does - it runs office pull Adobe Photoshop and it's got a touchscreen why have a touchscreen - hmm well this is my favorite thing I can write with a pen well so can i wow I've got a lot of stuff to carry you are more powerful than you think [Music]

Channel: Pravikash Chand

Views: 4,419,275

Rating: 4.5777264 out of 5

Keywords: Microsoft Advertising (Award Winner), Advertising (Interest)

Id: t7s4gVOO4ys

Length: 8min 23sec (503 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 13 2015