Funny Hozier!

can you please once for all pronounce your name no no I got ha ha ha Dear Abby your girlfriend of five years is leaving you for me we were in love and we hope one day you will be the flower girl at our wedding next for I know this letter hurts but I guess she couldn't turn away my millions of dollars and success good luck in radio sorry love who's here dear Brad bad news chap I spoke to the doctor about that experimental leg-lengthening procedure turns out it doesn't exist I hope this letter reaches you as you probably can't reach it stay black hozier PS your dog ran away dear Kevin you know your morning show on Live 105 is been canceled professionally I'm excited this will make more room for my music however personally I'm also excited because I never liked you maybe the Cheesecake Factory is hiring how was you this has been closure with hozier I don't know oh it's like a tangy it's a tangy lad mm three out of four I'm a 75-mile them to be proud over oh I know my chain this next song is it's from the first DVD and if you know what should I belong Mini and but it's it's based on a nursery rhyme then my parents were assigned to me as a child and you probably recognize it too from being a child itself it's called the angel of small death on the codeine scene that's not really a nursery much what would you think of my pants easy mission trying to find this the porridge a0 I know that you love the blues and soul music gospel music but do you think that you have an old soul did people tell you that and some people say that and I don't know what that means and I mean I'm tired all the time that's what that means there'll be no judgment I won't judge unless is really real you should sing in the moment how you think you did hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan welcome to the land of Fame excess am I gonna fit in and not yeah so I put my hands up they're playing my song the butterflies fly away Noddin my head like yeah movin my hips like yeah I'm already animals that you think you resemble you have any traits Wow and this is where I can really flatter myself I realize I haven't been I haven't I wouldn't try anything more ambitious than that oh enjoy a good bear like I think that's a fine life living in the forest eat fresh fish I enjoy a good bad Julie a good bear no one's ever said that to me before there you go but it's true that's the treatment yes now if you had to switch lives with someone who's not a musician who is also an a-lister who would you like to switch places with than wine Wow whose news nonon a Lester and I would switch places with a with it just just a bear you know in the woods here you go and I just having a good time eating fish and laying around the woods no I've won not an a-lister bear just a regular bear not a circus bear not a no not a circus bear or even a celebrity bear like not even like a bear that never does red carpets so not the bear from the revenant from the revenant no no I'm gonna have drinks with that bear when I'm in town yeah do you know that it's been said of you that you could be the sage love child of Adele Aretha Franklin and Johnny Cash I'm just throwing it out there who said that of me I'm just throwing that out there some reviewer okay after your SNL's you know stand and you were playing somewhere in yeah I was like wow I love that that's super sweet so save love child over the age love child of Adele Aretha Franklin and Johnny Cash cash nice I would take back I would take that love harem I would take know I would be that bastard child of that strange sexual union yeah like it honey like so just like real people do ladies lung how far you don't go break in my heart mm-hmm that is the that's a ridiculous pop song and I I I woke up from it wrote down the lyrics that I heard sang the melody into a phone and then went back to sleep woke up then whatever time it was I think I've been working late so I woke up later on that you know let me talk noon listen back to it and realize that it was a Backstreet Boy song oh yeah thank you it's not you can always trust you kind of track subconscious like you you want it yes thank you yeah well you know mainly were part of a Backstreet Boy nothing wrong with factory boys backstreet's back alright and but the I dream I dream in Backstreet Boys but I I see I have a rare living condition where I see NSYNC so right now you are just a two-minute okay good thank you I appreciate that would like to try yes please what this is gonna do we're gonna scan your face I have taken many drugs and my eyes are full of watery worms and don't don't care about I won't judge it too hard so yeah for me it's important to be as honest as possible but it's ever scary ever scary sometimes but that's the kind of this kind of ways you can you can dance around the scarier parts it's not it's not too scary how do you dance around it I am the style would be the robot and then slowly when somebody asks you a question in the interview you're like no it's not really about me it's that you know yeah but I'm joking but I'm sometimes like that but just then if you ever see a drummer if you ever see a drummer who just is totally in the pocket a drummer who a drummer who just just make something stank like stanky like a like us danke be like Dan is just for a bass player a rhythm section that just reaches out and grabs you by the genitals that's that's the face that I would often just you can smell it you can smell it the stank of it and that's so there you go another YouTube classic

Channel: Emma Byrne

Views: 329,999

Rating: 4.9794345 out of 5

Keywords: hozier, funny, happy

Id: CexDXxPs4oQ

Length: 9min 0sec (540 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 30 2016