Funny, fun, silly 1939 comedy - "Never Say Die" - with Bob Hope, Martha Raye, Andy Devine

[Music] Gordan [Music] [Music] Oh chicken wire [Music] oh how is she this morning tolerably well he says his livers acting up a bit but you know and how its poor dear mr. kitty his gall bladders spend a rather peaceful night he complains of a shooting pain in the sacroiliac oh good morning isn't he the kidney of kidneys corn plasters titli's beans madam if you don't mind oh I ate some once very tasty thank you man jeepers good morning how is mr. killing this morning up and down each thank you sodas never was a bit squeamish during the night it's nice his grandfather did matter I understand mr. kid'll a inherited quite a bit of money twenty million dollars Malcolm I shouldn't call that a little that you jeepers yes sir Oh jeepers I'm a very sick man very sick are you taking oh it's terrible normal self all but it can't be 98 610 sir right on the nose all that thing's broken again if I may say so sir it's all poppycock you're as healthy as a fire horse oh oh is that so well why do you think I came to Switzerland to yodel and how about yesterday that dizzy spell when I fell down stairs you saw me yourself anyone would fall down stairs eight aspirins before breakfast well now don't quibble if you had what I've got what have you got sir well Ike well you wait'll I see dr. Schmidt this afternoon he'll tell you what I've got Mitch yes dr. Schmidt is the biggest stomach man in Europe very well sir whatever he says goes not getting a chill sir no I forgot to shake the bottle don't let me forget that jeepers and here give me my bad gas water they're a nice bag and a hot-water bottle right away oh not to bed again sir it's all sunshiny outside so the birds are singing oh shut the window I hate them and besides they're off T close a mouth mr. Goodley staying here yes madam room store one two three four five six and seven she she's here jeepers this is no time for your romances get the ice bag and cool off so she's the one from San maritza one with the four names Markovich she terrace mrs. Jose de beaupré Eve in bands of Marco so she's followed us in hotels Oh jeepers I'm cursed every time a woman finds out I've got 20 million dollars in bad hell she falls in love with me the butterflies were easy to brush off sir but this one's a black widow well don't stand there do something tell her I died anything I knew it was a mistake to encourage her sir I did not it was an accident room 312 and 412 anybody can get off the wrong floor well answer the door no don't answer there's a lock it Kanaka jeepers John mrs. Marco well what happy wind blows you too bad gas wasser what happy wind blow you out of San Moritz why can't you see that I was a train and then there was a doctor and he told me that I'm well I mean didn't I jeepers oh absolutely mrs. Martha will you get out yes ma'am no not you I mean this this creepers jeepers I sure would huh after we're married oh yeah but I understood I mean what about your husband yeah we won't have to worry about Pierre oh we won't well John it was fake everything was settled that wonderful night dance with me I knew how you felt when you held me close and whispered uu it's got to be you yes but that was a song mrs. Marko you you it's gotta be you you wonderful you no one but you don't you remember I remember darling of course it's going to be me and then you remember later when you oh did I well that was the elevator you see I just went and I get off it'll happen me to you yeah well I I guess you had 20 million reasons a mrs. Markham the only one in the whole world believes in me the others always pointing accusing fingers just because of de beaupré de beaupré yes he was the one before pierre oh yes the one who said you shot it's not true if the wicked slanderous lie well I should say it is just because you were there and there were holes in him mrs. Marko there's no reason why people should I was acquitted just because I'm impulsive and quick-tempered people talk yes and with you being an Olympic pistol champion you oh pardon me what you just said is what the police did you don't dare to think that I y no mrs. Marko I think you're as innocent as a child a small child way way down are going to be very happy together don't you think so John you're the type of woman I admire and marry you just like that if it weren't for well if it weren't for your present husband mr. Marko oh yes poor Pierre I poor Pierre what happened to him he fell off the matter one oh that's - that's a mountain 13,000 669 feet he was never found did they look were you there mrs. Marcos oh it was horrible but when it happened that I wasn't a foot behind him think of that I'll bet you could have reached right out and touched to me mrs. Marquis are they seven years seven years that's how long we'll have to wait mrs. Marko when a husband disappears it's got to wait seven years not not in climbing I'd be willing to bet how you I stopped from Geneva to find out I had the same lawyers as the League of Nations oh I'm entirely free oh look mrs. Marco you wouldn't want to marry me I'm a hopeless invalid I'm liable to die just like I've told everyone I came here to Shh told myself I mustn't lose my temper no no don't do that no oh you intend to marry me why don't you talk I'll get it thank you you do don't you John oh sure no one has how the thought never entered my mind this is don't change the date she bars I gathered from what I overheard sir that weirdness like my asthma's my asthma's right I should advise a firm stand I had a brother-in-law since deceased who sponge Lyons for a living sir he always said oh shut up jeepers feel my pulse it's doing that again one two three one two three one two three Waltzing yes sir I'd better drop down to the chemist and get your acidity test oh yes I'll meet you at dr. Schmidt's good and as for mrs. Marco I should tell her to go fry an egg yeah and get shot down like a clay pigeon the coward dies a thousand deaths the hero dies but once the fish not at all madam they grow to love it the acidity test for mr. kidney just one moment madam please canoodle connect kipper kiddley ah helia ah now I remember what I want corn plasters I was here first please please be recommend that would be to see Marcus please hear our and 10 Samantha's I think waiting here for the analysis for chipper little dog that was here a moment ago canoodle connect Keeley one person I can't understand it breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out good very good you have a doctor I'm worried about those three white spots I am not worried about your not know they are the buttons on your under trousers oh that is all step out mr. killers acidity test your ions marvelous how what is a doc you've got 162 acidity three times normal oh that's funny that's great or is it is it my friend with your acidity you can digest bold things you mean bones but I don't like bones you not only can but you will your bones and everything else you will completely digest yourself you you mean I'm I'm gonna pass away pass away you eat disappear sinner and sinner smaller and smaller until finally now I know what is the matter with you you have got a sedate Rose can ease the acidity of a dog the last case was a Greek shepherd boy his name was Pete oculus Oh what happened to him unfortunately nobody knows on the last day he went out with his sheep yes and they found only his footprints yeah well look doc I mean how long have I got Oh 10 20 maybe 30 days days but why should you care in the history of medicine you will live forever you are the first human dog hi Oh No jeepers duck duck never mind writing me up what I want to know is look the body is still round in fact the face is still smooth but in the eyes already show the ravages of of we've got to give it a name I call it Miss disease after you after we down essentially students would read of this side by side we will live through all eternity Schmidt and his disease he must send it to the journal look look doc it started already I'm shrinking that is my hat oh [Music] if I may say so sir I don't think you put up much of a fight jeepers you talk like a fool have you ever seen mrs. Marco a target practice why she can shoot the head off a pin of the hundred yards but didn't you tell her sir that you only had 30 days to live yeah that was my fatal mistake three minutes after I told her she had me signing in a lot of dotted lines I can push you in India gentlemen at 3:30 possibly four o'clock Ameri His Highness Prince Smirnoff - young lady from Texas that's where the cows come from they say cremation is awfully nice jeepers just trying to be helpful well stop it we got a cigar yes indeed sir shall I smoke it for you no I'll smoke it myself what's what does it matter now that's the city sit as a poet says come fill the cup for the birds on the wing that's good I'm just beginning to realize in the swellow world this is now that i've only got 30 days 29 now jeepers i've got to do something about my money if i leave it to mrs. Marco she'll use it to start a war [Music] whatever is he's wrong home gee professor [Music] why Smirnoff's folks goes back generations we didn't traipse all the way from Eagle Heights Texas to bad gas wasser just souls you can back out now they tried to pull us apart from Eagle Heights to Silver Falls dressed her undressed you're marrying him and for Clark's head was good enough we were nothing but poor scrub farmers and ever since we struck oil and got to wearing shoes you been gettin mighty nose hype ah you're going back home a princess just like I told him by hooky they let me into the country club and everything then I'll show them that bunch all was looking down on me if he could only patch up a man as easy as you can a bicycle tire [Laughter] imagine me laughing in my condition you're going through with it and that's my final say I'll run away oh I'll do something desperate Hey jeepers that girl [Music] why you [Music] [Music] let me say let me breathe [Music] oh oh oh say oh thanks you saved my life he's never been in the water in his life well then why did you do it any man would have done the same I couldn't get the inner tube off my neck sir look look you you don't you ever do anything like that no matter what your troubles are this world is a pretty nice place to live in think of the sunshine and the bees and the butterflies the breeze in there and what's that thing about the cup come fill the cup the birds on the wing yeah you see the birds on the wing jeepers just a figure of speech come along so give us some peace to predate your demise you moaning come on you're liable to catch your death of cold if you owe me I just wish you knew my Henry he's so big and strong and and cute but he'd do anything for me you know when we were kids he he ate a beetle just cuz I asked him to sounds like a handy fellow to have around a garden yeah but that's all over with now at 4 o'clock I've gotta marry Smirnoff yeah but this is 1939 you don't have to go around jumping off bridges you don't know par but one of my troubles compared to yours I mean you being a human dog and everything yeah I said of us canis you know while we're sitting here making you know what I'm doing huh I'm digesting myself huh bones and all I'm getting smaller and smaller first a pygmy then a radiator ornament then a watch charm and finally just a memory I'm the last of the vanishing Americans oh I feel so sorry for you mr. kidney oh thanks Mickey nobody else cares why even the hotel people asked me to move Freight I might give the hotel bad name told me to go to some other place and die I wouldn't be afraid of them I I do it right here in this room if I wanted to oh gee you're a nice girl Miki I like you and I like Henry - you do jeepers yes another glass for you oh thank you sir let's drink to Henry munch come on munch there couldn't be populace the kid'll is sweet who is it it's er Colm a holy mackerel I forgot all about her what she wanted it's about your nuptials sir she wants to know if you're addressed tell her no tell her anything tell her I'm not dressed neither my socks you see mrs. Marko mr. kiddley is a little delayed no not decayed madam delayed what'd she say what'd she say she says you better be ready Dan soon sir and I didn't like the way she said it well jeepers jeepers do something think of something what's the matter she misses Marko she shoots her husband she pushes him off mountains and and I've got a merrier 3:30 but you don't have to marry your doing yet I don't huh she's the Olympic pistol champion I can't get out of this any more than you can I mean we're in the same fix oh why did you let me stay in the water I would just begin you do all right all she wants is my money she's my Smirnoff hey wait a minute there's an out there's an out for both of us you mean we should hold hands and jump back in - no no now listen now listen carefully make it we only have a few minutes how would you like to marry me what you've had too much of that spider juice no I haven't I can't marry you yes you can here put this on it throws everybody for a loss it puts the prince behind the eight-ball and the pistol champion in the side pocket yeah well that's it I can die in peace and as soon as I'm gone you can marry Henry and I'll leave them barrels of money he can buy a thousand buses yeah that's oh but I don't love you I mean I don't even know you will good you know I don't love you either that makes it perfect but why should you do all this for me well in the first place I have never done any for anybody in the second place it helps me to and in the third place all well I don't know you know no pots you leave everything to me alright I will and I'll leave everything to you your highness I wouldn't have missed your wedding for the world gentlemen you all know Koretsky there he stands an eloquent picture of his mission the Belgian his right pocket my unpaid notes in his left pocket my bad checks the Halloween the Middle East crowd screaming your highness I save me words unless the barrage in my left pocket is made good immediately after the ceremony your highness will had the opportunity of entertaining the police with his priceless you kritski I intensely dislike you and your blood on continually significant my heels we are sniffing for 200,000 Samil cos in bad chicks kritzky i have told you you will be paid when I get my dowry after the wedding I could I just speak you from there's a 30 young party sir she wants to get married well scullery maid sir and a butler in the same house no I can't do it I'm afraid they don't open this we do something so you know what with springtime and everything your honor we'd hate to lose them take a moment if your honor would just hit the high spots no no no I can't do it I can't do it mm-hmm if you can make it click bring him in the courtroom if your highness will pardon me one second something very urgent came up excuse me sir a little ditching romance it should be amusing let us watch your head off please right away I marry you in the courtroom what ah yeah no no no not in here here is for the certificate only the marriage is in the courtroom artists can you write Oh y'all y'all we si señor uh-huh then right here your names please [Music] [Music] oh but all right come on you this week the quincies guests hurry hurry up hurry up [Music] let's take these men for your lawful wedded husband to live with them in sequence notes in popular inversion Joe promise from first car they in dreamin the ax promise to love honor and generations too long as you may live I do now you lately oh no family in a manner of speaking he's already here he will now join hands dance don't we kneel if you want to kneel needle as evidence of these promises that you have meet what oh no you can skip deck by virtue of the power investing me and by Bishop some promise you amazing another a year bubble launcher to be man and wife you can rise nights are over the bride let us kiss the bride they make people pets about sight come on the prince is gonna kiss the bride coming up who must pay the penalty max help me please [Music] [Music] [Music] well I came over on a cattle boat I didn't get much sleep though on account of all the moving oh well you ought to see the papers back home they're just full of that stuff about you oh well nobody around here and I had an awful time yes yes oh because I love you okay let's go oh how do you do Henry right now I ain't doing something [Applause] [Music] yes would you please come up on this fee and sign on this line mr. and mrs. kiddley for your servant we have something in the DIA I need his servant oh is that funny he thought Henry was your servant no this is mr. Henry munch the man mrs. kid Lee's going to marry Oh mr. monk mr. eagle boy personally welcome Mary what is mr. Munsch is mrs. kid Lee's fiancee yes quiet mama that is not our business hey Julius I playing upstairs the bags come on honey well thank you not the color honey you understand darling there's something funny up oh mama those Americans are always joking [Music] [Music] big in those mountains well look at him we got a mountain in Texas what Henry this place this night the smell of lilac you said their witness on a hunk of wood well what should I be whittling on well gee hammy this is the first time we've ever been alone together I'm me away from paw put your arm around me Henry please not kiss me I mean that's no way to do it I mean kiss me as if you like it is if you amendment no I can't do it my heart ain't in it why not well I can't get it out of my mind that I'm well I'm kissing somebody else's wife makes me feel like one of them playboys [Music] can you still imitate a horse what guess I could have been tried oh no that's kid stuff oh go on hear me just one little horse please just [Music] look mama the moon out and everything and he makes like a horse oh pardon me I didn't mean to I just came out I thought it's about time for me to kick off uh-huh I mean turn in go to bed oh good night Mickey good night good night Oh mr. kitty wait a minute coming right in good night Henri now see you in the morning tonight you'll see me oh thank you what you feel nice and consciously it's full of feathers oh yeah hey oh honey doesn't mr.kidding of Tunis pajamas mr. kidney we gotta have a talk all right then we'll talk in the morning I've had a hard day oh well in the morning won't do mr. kiddley well what is it what is it well I ain't happy why Henry just a minute ago you were swell when you acting like a horse well well I ain't the beating around the bush kind of a guy if I got anything on my mind I spit it out now Henry don't be that way mr. kidney has longed to be with us he has not to be with us and it's our duty to see that he's happy and happy well what difference does it make to you whether he's happy or not well after all Henry I am mrs. kidney oh and I always say that a wise places in the home listen oh Henry you don't have to worry about me why one of these mornings you'll wake up and I'll be gone mr. kidney I've been watching you mighty close hair light and all I got there say is it or you ain't been living up to your promise you ain't getting any smaller [Music] good morning morning mama boy has to fix the breakfast herself oh that's fine hey breakfast yes very special breakfast for our two little double Phillips's that's very nice a mama mister ingerborg what sticks in my craw has everything he says is so wonderful but everything I say it's oh Henry or Henry just for me risking his life [Music] I got it take a chance at breaking my neck too if I know I was gonna die anyway thanks for you and the words the poet you are like a flower Oh mr. kidney that that's so sweet yep that's just like in the movies yeah well I was a wrestle with the moment well I guess I'll run along to the hotel you and Henry you want to be alone what you do you just start whittling well that's fine talk a fella can Whittle and still be in love I guess you don't have to go around shouting that poetry muck all day oh Henry that's where you're wrong women are romantic sentimental it's up to us men to humor him say pretty thing well I suppose you could give me a lesson well I bet you'd be good at it too well I have kind of in Iran frankly Henry I think you could use a few lessons for instance well first otter now supposing you were going to take a girl in your arms now you hold her tenderly gently yeah Henry you handle me as if I was a bus oh gosh now watch Henry now supposing I'm you now you hold her like this and then you kiss her oh you see Henry oh no she won't McGann Mr Cable thank you oh pardon me yeah now you do it an arena I'll sit here and watch no sir I don't have to kiss my girl in front of a whole crowd of people well it's only mr. kidney Henry no oh come on please oh all right ah well I can't get started maybe you haven't turned on your ignition no they're not that's not it Henry ah would you show him again please no cars anything at all there hold on anytime you get the idea Henry just cut in well I don't see that he's doing anything that I didn't do well it's just something your other than I can't explain Henry when he does it it's like a bunch of trained wild cats but when you do it it's more like wild mice yes oh well I watched him close and I did everything that he did and I'll bet you if you had your eyes closed you couldn't tell us apart all right Henry I'll prove it to you nobody give me your hanky got a hanging yeah oh yes I haven't here oh pardon me if I mean I now time is tight now you can write that mr. Kelly and the both of you step back now and you sneak up one at a time it kissed me and I'll tell you just who it is all right step back [Music] well don't go away okay now I'll count up to ten and then one of you come up and kiss me all right one two three four five six seven eight nine ten you ready come on [Music] that's Henry that's mr. kiddley ready again that's Henry that's mr. kidney that's Henry still handing me like I was a bus why Henry how dare you take your shirt off the kids [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes sir I can leave immediately sir just a minute sir I'll write it down Engelberg house ingerborg I've got it sir forgive the liberties here but how is everything oh no oh well don't forget sir the bird on the wing and all that's it no sir no one but dr. Schmidt he's been bothering me quite a bit oh he wants to know if when it happens he can have your stomach wants to put it in a bottle or something yes I told him I'd have to ask you first don't worry sir I'll travel incognito oh mrs. Marko found her car sir just where you abandoned it oh no sir not a soul knows that your whereabouts but I've got it Engelberg house okay I've got it Engelberg house where is that you good boy come on let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] excuse please mister kiddley what do you mean by traipsing around with my girl past one o'clock in the morning yeah we have wine singing cheese cheese festival well that ain't cheese mr. Kidd Lee oh that well you see we stopped you oh yeah yeah we stopped and just now when I was singing the song I gave him a little done I well you're right there I mean Mickey hush I've heard enough now you run right along upstairs to bed Mickey Mickey you can't order your wife around like that oh I can't huh well she ain't my wife she's your wife oh oh yeah say thanks for reminding me Mickey go to bed Oh Mickey good night boys good night and I'm Mickey well I guess that's all man hey y'all thanks there's a lot of fun we get mrs. kipling do it again sometime huh oh no you won't now that she's gone I want to tell you you're mighty fortunate I just don't tear you to pieces why Henry and with my bare hands excuse please she must close well close it hey you know wait a minute why would just go you're just gonna listen to me as long as we're in Engelberg you're not getting out on my side again no sir not for two seconds [Music] [Applause] hey where do you think you're going Oh what drink how do you get some water out of this well you've been up for water every two minutes well I'll tell you the truth I want to see Mickey I've got something to tell her a man can talk to his own wife candy no Henry I know what's the matter with you you don't trust me that's what's the matter with you well you're darn tootin I don't know I don't want any trouble with you you get back here in bed you and your all wetlands I'd rather sleep with a cracker eater it's not comfortable oh now wait a minute just a second I have a little something to say about this what are you doing there that'll fix that oh Henry this is so unjust not so tight leave a little blood in there there my circulation is practically - stand still now [Music] good night good night I'm gonna put my foot on top of yours and don't you move once the rest of the night would you like to make five bucks 50 some Elka's the do I have to do Shh take off your shoe I want to use your foot my feet foot [Music] honey you have a sleep are you honey I've got to talk to you maybe I've got no right but after the night fall no matter who gets hurt we've got to face it we belong to each other honey please talk to me you see Mickey I gee you look tired mama mr. Whitley please well I I was wrong room [Music] [Applause] [Music] now y'all gotta stop picking on mr. kidney butts like he's been trying to tell you he's sitting here digesting himself and if you don't stop screaming at him it's liable to happen right here and then you'll be sorry I don't care I don't care if he's the jessica's entire family I am insulted I am the one that is being squeezed right under my nose on my own wedding day she marries this gentleman in the red pajamas then when he goes which she marries this gentleman in display pajamas and where am i I am standing around with egg on my face and if he has egg on his face somebody's tossed the whole omelette on mine I don't like it although mr. kitty doesn't love you why look what he did rather than marry you he he married me yeah that's the part of this whole thing that burns me up mr. kid leave what I want to know is what are you gonna do about this mess you got us into yeah well it's all very simple you're all taken care of in my will so Henry I'm not going to waste a lot of time telling you how much I admire you because I don't but I'm gonna leave you enough money to choke a horse and I hope it does choke it mr. kentley I resent that we are now back at the front from where we started I'm still where they go for my face I know I'm wiping that off in paragraph three I know marriage with you as a business proposition and I've ruined your business so I'm prepared to marry you I mean pay you off in full mr. Keatley Prince Alex is Cassandra Michelle Smirnoff thank you I do not wish to talk like a peasant but there is something that I must know tell me how soon do you expect to go poor mr. kitty he's only 18 days left haven't you poor mr. kidney yes anytime now it's good what do you mean good there's a little thing known as breach of promise so you won't mind if I send my lawyers to see you when you did oh that won't be necessary I've taken care of that in paragraph six you can go right out and buy yourself a nice solid gold shooting gallery Oh John I'm sentimental II touched I'll see that they put flowers on you every father's day she probably gets wholesale well what I want to know shut up Henry mr. kid Lee I guess this just about takes care of everything yes now folks let's get out of here and leave the two honeymooners alone closer mr. kid Lane you have promised me to die I am warning you that I will be around personally to see that you do it Henry I may call you Henry Manta yes ma'am and I'll call you mrs. Marco well Henry when mr. kidney I mean when it happens you will come into quite a tidy sum won't you Henry hmm yes ma'am I guess I will dear Henry I want you and mrs. Kealey to be very happy and if things don't work out it may make it easier for you to know that there'll always be someone waiting for you there will oh you're a very attractive man Henry I mustn't say any more than that right now well you're kind of pretty yourself mrs. mark oh that's sweet Henry if you don't mind my suggesting it I could have my lawyers there very good go over mr. kidneys will I'm just watching out for your interests well doggone it ma'am and me just meeting you that sure is kind your mail sir from bad gasps buster yeah just throw it away jeepers oh but sir they may be something important nothing is important jeepers but living that's a spirit sir I noticed a change in you the moment I arrived yes you can thank Mickey for that Thank You Mickey and this is Kidd leo okay yes sir if I may say so you're bubbling over sir just bubbling over that's the coffee jeepers what Oh jeepers will you order some more heavy cream very good sir one day in springtime they're lovely mr. Kidd Lee isn't there something that you get a great big kick out of doing I mean there's not much time before you di e and I just want you to remember these last few days as long as you live well there's one let's see do you mind if I write on this it's from that druggist watch August you know I'm bad gas wasser I probably ought to sell me something kipper a dog yeah yeah he wants to sell you a dog say that's pretty hair dude thank you well we're gonna figure out right now what to do with your last 18 days huh have you ever seen the Sphinx no is it good well we're gonna see it we Henry - no we don't want him around I Sphinx he'll only start whittling on it stinks morning day what's he so sorry about what's who what did this job yes gee he sure is sorry and your acidity test mixed with the dogs chipper say I know where we could spend about six days there must be a bicycle race around here somewhere mr. kidney listen huh listen tipper whose name sounds not unlike your own mr. kidney kippers a dog and you're not Wow well I mean that's so right here you've got all mixed up with tipper tippers you know miss miss I am happy to report that both you and the dog are entirely normal well you're both all right both you and the dog it's wonderful it's great that's marbling or is it well of course it is I know but that dang I've I promised him I was gonna kick off they're gonna be sore about this tell him your only food why fooling with an Olympic pistol champion and a duelist say if I don't die on time something serious is liable to happen to me I okay nobody'll know anything happened what it's all about yeah we won't tell anybody a thing Oh mr. kidney now we're really married I mean just like lawn and pawn and mrs. Marquand whoa everybody oh yeah Oh Oh what about Henry well don't worry about him I'll I'll take care of [Music] [Music] mr. kidney hello can I speak to you for a moment please why sure what's in your mind Mickey and me too what seems to be the trouble I know you don't like me and I can't blame you for it but I like you Oh Harry I like you let me finish mr. kidney here you are doing everything for me and well I want you to know that I mean I'm not ready like you say it all bye Henry if you only knew me why double-cross my oyster kidney I won't let you say a word again yourself I guess I know a man when I see one I know I'm nothing but a poor bus driver well you can cut me out with Mickey well just like that if you wanted to well I I don't know Henry things are different now I mean I just found out that mr. kidney you've done everything to make me and Mickey happy and well I guess you know how I feel about her I guess you know how I feel about you too and well that's all I just had to let it out except I'd like to shake your hand and tell you how sorry I am for being such a fool suspicion in you or don't worry about a thing Henry you're okay thanks mister kid Lee [Music] I want you to take this mr. Henry munch you know what yes mom here is not for you target [Music] hello Mickey Oh mr. kidney I was just going to find you look Mickey I just I've been thinking this whole thing over I mean now that I'm gonna live in everything I kind of changes a whole set up it kind of puts a different angle on it I don't know what you mean mr. kidney well after all we hardly knew each other and this whole thing was a put-up job you know marriage is a serious sort of thing if you think of it first you mean you you don't want to be married to him mr. Kildee well it was a lot of fun and everything Mickey but for it to be for the rest of our lives I you mean you don't love me well frankly Mickey I guess I don't naturally I'll give you the divorce you won't have any trouble and after everything's set you must go back to Henry well it was nice being married to you mr. kidney even if we weren't really yeah I was a lot of fun it's kind of a surprise I I mean I I thought it was gonna where I I guess that's the way things are with things huh oh sure things have a way of always turning out right Mickey yeah well I'll be seeing you [Music] I have been double-crossed this dog man he is without honor he will be walking the streets alive breathing the air listening to the birds going to the Opera the movies well I what will I be doing all that time well unless you do something starting tomorrow your highness will be rotting in jail here what is there to do what is there to do my friend that is only one thing Gretzky you are even their biggest thinker than I think yeah yes but that is all very fine but what goes in for me to make him go if the me they are going your highness you amaze me it's all very simple you make it look like an affair of Honor it will not be your first dear Gretzky kid Lee he is in the bag catch yourself yeah I guess sir yes Oh Mickey oh you're you're going I mean those are your bags yes they're my bags well goodbye mr. kidney well you're really going well goodbye I I'll be thinking a lot about you I'll be thinking about you to lose to kill me mr. kitty you have a printer oh this well you see Smirnov I didn't know myself this is all that's right until yesterday he thought he was a dog really this is basting time yes mr. quigley I do not like your face yeah well if you had a face I wouldn't like it either yes yes all right mr. kiddley I challenge you on now wait a minute wait a minute eyes and I also apologize for that poke I gave you after the wedding are you apologizing for don't take that from him he's trying to pick a fight with me wants to shoot me full of holes Oh smile something physical mr. kidney if I should take this Peter net and push it in your face what will you do well I'd get so mad a cavalry man mr. kidney Oh well sort of mad not very no I'd be more hurt than anything else I'd probably go away and never speak to you again oh why you there how do you like that not bad I like it yes make you do to me mr. Smirnoff are they wearing this type this year why you are a pushin you're my what you can't mr. Smirnoff no matter what you do see very good-natured see nothing bothers him does it all right Mickey I think we sold on ok this time I think of something for myself your dessert Monsieur Suzette this is kiddley I do not like your shoes I do not like your dress and I do not like your hat how do you like that why your highness you're a cutie oh no you had men and solid yet you have to be good nature to coffee cream and asparagus and peas now you have been insulted I wish to kill you dinner for me that proves it you do love me sure I do Mickey but what's the difference now now let's the smart off we didn't meet it mr. Smirnoff ready whoo well we didn't mean to throw all those things on you mr. Keatley my seconds will call on you we meet at dawn at the three dead oaks I'm sure I'll never find the place we will take you there did he say dead Oaks dead Oaks [Music] mr. kidney yes please to stand up at that end of the field that in His Highness doesn't like to shoot with the Sun in his eyes how well that's all how do you like that that guy Smirnoff kills me you said it and he's supposed to be my second he's supposed to be on my side isn't it pistols oh those are the this waist is he would be ready soon don't hurry him very good reload please only this time with a little more come what are you doing now I'm reloading the pistols with real boards yes madam the kind that shred cheaper stop shaking thing I don't know why you worry about this I'm in great condition you know that I this kind of a thing wouldn't bother me a second I just jeepers I even massaged D I'm there no no massage the trigger finger all right mr. kidney oh wait hey jeepers juno these are from us huh me too mr. kidney ain't it wonderful we're gonna be married she swept me right off my feet I can't believe it myself John he's whittled his way right into my heart yeah we found the bond you left me mr. kiddley oh no this time it's really love done goodbye John goodbye goodbye now you got everything all fixed now yes all you got to do is to tell him this there's a cross on the muscle after pistol bit the bullet oh no Nick under handle of the pistol with the blank oh I see oh yeah that's great give me that again there's a cross on the muscle of the pistol bit the bullet on a nickel and a handle of the pistol Victor Blanc is a question of Honor I will call you and across no courage you're not gonna die jeepers you stand right over here and don't let them see you stay right there no I fixed it when you pick up the gun they'll remember this remember there's a cross on the muzzle of the pistol with a bullet yeah and I'm Nick on the handle I mean uh Nick on the handle of the pistol with a blank Oh Mickey I'm Mickey give me that again quick I'd yeah there's a Muslim on the cross though I mean the cross and the muzzle ugly Andy Mickey this is my life I'm a stable stable there's a don't get excited on Gretsky Gretsky we cannot lose no one of the pistols has no bullet in it it is powerful bomb how do you know which arm that's very simple there is a cross on the muzzle of the pistol with the bullet and the Nick on the handle of the pistol with the blank brilliant your highness schipper what an idea I'm Nick I'm the muscle of the pistol no no I said there is a Nick on the handle your highness distinctly same a cross on the handle no no I said there is the Nick on the bullet on the handle mr. Keatley please they're ready for you sir alright alright I've got it and a mister on the nozzle of the pistol with a blank there is a cross on the handle of the muscle with the bullet no there is a cross on the handle of the nickel the whistle with the plank yeah Horace stand away I think I've got it there's an us under Crystal of the Mistral with the pilet and the bullet on the nozzle of the nickel with the blank there's a cross on the puzzle of the missile with a bullet there's a gentlemen select your weapons he's a big Luna kozlov de pescado on the handle of the bullets were over the pretzel hey come come there's a blanket and a whisper surround a panel or the noodle with the cross shut up you shut up really gentlemen this is no time for incantations cross the cross on the muzzle and a Nick on the handle of the pistol with a blank yeah blank ah ah ah ready would you like to trade pistols I'll give you mine and $40 mr. Smirnoff thank you I am very well satisfied yeah but I can't shoot with mine I'm left-handed it will not make any difference which hand you use gentlemen take your places on the world March you will know your highness you dropped your pistol a no no no no no you drop George Oh gentlemen retire on the world March you will start walking at ten paces you will turn and fire very much 100 doesn't he know the rules Oh mr. Keatley are you going to go through with this or do you wish to be branded as a coward yes Bravo very well then ready again March 1 2 3 oh hi Jeff Alain seven eight nine ten what kind of blanks are these gee mrs. Marko that sure was white up yeah you sure can shoot do always remember that Henry my love mr. kidney who did it you chopped the head right out of his revolver yeah yeah imagine what on a done to a fight I had a bullet in it Oh John you're wonderful gee mr. kitty I I got so excited I I called you John oh that's okay mrs. Kealey [Music]

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Published: Thu Apr 09 2020