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[Music] um [Music] um back with another reaction how y'all feel welcome back to the channel salute so listen man bro i didn't know it was bad but it's bad out here man it is bad you hear me so listen listen let me tell you what context i'm coming from right me and queen went out yesterday we went out with her brother once we got back from out of town sunday we planned for monday to go out um to this this spot that her brother goes to and it has like all you can eat crab legs very very good drinks potent drinks might i have bro potent drinks so we we plan to go there man do the all you can eat crab legs and have a lot of drinks so we do that man so we sit at the bar right we sit at the bar and when i tell you the amount of horrible terrible display of fellas approaching ladies that i've seen yesterday i was like nah bro that wasn't creepy i'm saying this into my mind i didn't say that to them but i'm looking like nah that wasn't creepy at all you just been staring at her for the past that ain't creepy at all and then the pickup lines and the the i get the nervousness you know what i'm saying now that i do get but it's just the oh my god the some of the stuff people say nowadays i'm like i was getting offended i'm like like i almost wanted to step in and be like yo bro bro bro bro no no that's not we're not gonna do that you know what i'm saying like just some of the things i hear like so when i see y'all in the comments section saying yo it is it's it's hard to find some or it's it's bad out here i got to witness some of it on display yesterday wow wow like i'm almost tempted to like i don't i'm gonna keep that thought in my head and i'm gonna i'm i may yeah yeah let me do that craziness all right so listen man we back with another fainted funny tinder post this one is number three all right so we're gonna check it out if you're new to the channel hit the subscribe button join the fam and uh make sure you let them hate us know man hey like like youngin may say them haters on my body shake them off and run the lights up baby let's go uh-oh hey sexy i'm horny so uh when do you want to smash when works for you let me ask my mom haven't we matched before yeah we did why did we unmatch we went on a date must have been a very bad date me trying to figure out how to start chatting with my and what is like first date etiquette nowadays like how are you like what's fellas how are you taking a girl on the first date like you know what i mean and what's the conversation i feel like the conversation on the first dates is way different than it used to be whatever happened like slowly getting to know each other like the the forwardness on the first date nowadays that i'm hearing is just like what one tinder match tino 22 years old graphic designer hmm i wonder how this graphic designer skills could come in handy for this guy's tinder profile page okay okay okay if we get married and you live longer than me i want you to have me cremated then mix my ashes with chili wait wait don't that picture okay okay nah that ain't creepy at all you wanna make a girl [Music] that that ain't creepy at all bro you don't think that's gonna make you be like what does he mean by this okay if we get married and you live longer than me i want you to have me cremated then mix my ashes with chili powder and eat it all so i can tear that ass up one last time when i die i want that joke to be buried with me so that no one has to hear it ever again me deletes tinder due to never getting matches me can't meet anybody irl due to poor social skills redownloads tinder tinder you could not live with your own failure where did that bring you back to me rachel 23 psych major 5 5. [Applause] oh my god and this has to be one of the greatest profile pictures i've ever seen although i must say that a tv stand looks rather unstable how did you come up with putting a recipe as your bio so they can enjoy two snacks at once i just slipped because of how smooth that was smooth like butter mindy no it wasn't come on man we gotta stop start telling people the truth no it wasn't 19 years old account run by mindy's boyfriend but i need someone to take her off my hands she's on my last nerve there you go guys if you're sick and tired of your girlfriend you know what to do install the tinder out match with some random bloke and then just ship her off and you don't have to worry about her anymore hey you look like you're really sweet or a massive troublemaker nah i'm just sweet lol good answer what's something you've done before that you'll never do again reply to your messages [Music] did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine not because you're a snack but because you look like the type of girl who'll do anything for one pound 25. uh you're not wrong what happened hey sexy hey how are you really horny lol how about you i'm good just relaxing in a hot tub right now dang really that's hard still not sure if you're a bot or not say watermelon for me watermelon lol all right i'm convinced i don't like movies lol ah shucks they're too long hard for me to pay attention well if you don't like things that are too long i'm just the guy for you prepare yourself do you know what's the similarity between me and your exams uh what they're both hard and they'll pass quickly but you gotta take it first first off my brother found a way to change my name my name is actually i love peep skating anime and having fun with friends right now you know the filter is pretty obvious right like you're not fooling anyone finally lol somebody notices i've had this 70 year old man trying to me for like four hours now okay so this dude matches with somebody called chi ling hey what's up laughing my ass off just in london at the moment what about you not much i'm just chilling wow okay you just did that ah when you get a brand new message on tinder wait hold on a second ah just when i thought i'd match with a really hot girl to be fair this is one of the most heartbreaking things that can happen to somebody you open up the tinder app think all of a sudden oh my god i finally got a match and in real life it's just tinder messaging you saying yo what's up dude you want to upgrade your package send us some money oh man that hurts that really hurts it's they shouldn't do that i feel like tinder i feel like tinder just do that just to mess with people they probably got it like sorted by people who don't have messages and then just say all right we need to keep these people engaged some kind of way let's send them that's dirty the hope that kills you i bet i can scare you off in two words try me i'm bold it worked i'm now one nil is this a dude using the girl filter 7th person in 147 this is for a research for ut sociology final dope bro you could still get it still get what you know what i mean very bold of you drunk huh don't tell the cops i already did sad not the people i wanted to handcuff me tonight oh my god yeah my dad was really excited for our dungeon time tonight anna 20 years old for the cheap price of 399 dollars i'll dress up as your favorite anime character and beat the [ __ ] out of you if this girl didn't live on the opposite side of planet earth to me i would be sending 399 to her paypal right this instant just dropped the hot new single what was the guy on billions oh my gosh that was married to wendy yeah yeah yeah he would have been all over that it's me i'm now single thank my ex for ghosting me i'm legally deaf it's not a joke and then this dude messages her saying you sure he was ghosting you you just might not have heard him sorry if that's too soon it was just too good of an opportunity sorry i just got a sickness for that thickness are you calling me fat what the actual f cup this didn't go as planned i'm single not looking for a boyfriend hit me up for one night stands hi yes i'm looking for a nightstand my room is a cool grey do you have anything that would compliment it i haven't had light in my room for two months need this nightstand thanks honestly who would want a one night stand when you can upgrade the interior of your bedroom instead you know 50 cent i mean i mean what what are you supposed to do right you said one night stand frosties are back at wendy's and guess who has one dollar i'm vegan all right i'll keep my meat to myself then it's not just meat bro it's dairy products too alrighty then you can't suck at my clothes either no milk for you now let's get down to brass tacks where's the best place to hide a body no no no you murder and hide at the same time go hiking and push them off at cliff oh okay i see what you're saying next topic date ideas i was thinking we could go hiking wonderful idea let's see who makes it back whoa i think i just fell in love nice to match with you hell yeah your interests seem pretty on par with mine can we skip the small talk and just go skating at a park then cuddle and weep out about anime that sounds awesome honestly wow i really wish girls like this actually existed on tinder i never thought i'd see a perfect girl on tinder but this this is something incredible okay so this guy matches with a girl called april and then he messages her saying no it's may you're the 17th person to make that joke since i've been on here don't think you're original hun you're boring nope it's me hannah 21 ski instructor have w tattooed on both ass cheeks so when i bend over naked people say wow kate 27 i prefer chicken wings over drumsticks and i like the yellow starbursts more than the pink i strongly believe pineapple belongs on pizza and tacos aren't just meant for tuesdays i like to leave parties without saying goodbye not because i'm rude but because i'm tired i already have a netflix account so be a lot cooler if you had hulu i can watch horror cares i don't care did you like chicken wings over drunk sticks or the yellow starburst bro if that's the type of conversation we would be having i'd have been checked out i'd have been thinking of something else i gotta do seriously movies alone so if you want to exchange passwords and never actually meet i'm cool with that too well if it means i get a free netflix subscription why not let me just super like this chick real quick okay so this guy matched with a girl called karen you're so cute it's scaring me huh i tried to make a pun out of your name but i guess you didn't care enough to notice what roses are red violets are blue i don't smoke crack some of y'all some of you are just just awful at this bro but keep keep trying you know keep throwing something at the wall eventually something will stick bro sheesh karen enough don't ever do that what roses are red violets are blue i don't smoke crack but sometimes i do roses of red i can't tell if that's a joke i'll roll you a blunt as i don't have the budget for coke roses have red it was really a joke i'll take the smirn off you can do the co roses have read i've only done coke twice smirnoff is icky but how about a sherock ice roses have red this is quite the task should we end the rhyme i thought i'd ask roses of red you can quit if you'd like to for i have this motto i won't finish before you do stand out with super like you're three times more likely to get a match but wait a second three times zero equals zero presses nurse call button sexy nurse voice can i help you i pooped my pants again i need you to change them and the sheets immediately god damn it ask me if i'm a penguin ask me if i'm a penguin ask me if i'm a penguin ask me if i'm a penguin seriously ask me if i'm a penguin ask me if i'm a penguin god please ask me if i'm a penguin congrats you've asked me for a mum straight are you a penguin uh no i'm not but thanks for asking though off please think of your brain cells before you do this it must fry them so severely tell me something weird about you my dad was a drug dealer and he was abducted and murdered when i was six years old tell me something weird about you i snuck onto my house run immediately run immediately she's toxic she's toxic dad was a drug dealer he was abducted and murdered when i was six years old what is she in a cartel or something i don't know run abducted and murdered when i was six years old tell me something weird about you i snuck under my house as a kid to eat dog biscuits i think you win i'm looking for the perfect husband but i have some requirements virgin no alcohol no smoking no drugs all food must be made from scratch i must approve of all expenditures over 100 must be willing to have at least three children must be a full-time husband and father i choose our friends the woman of the house is the final boss in all decisions i love how she refers to herself as the final boss you know you're living a great life when your own girlfriend is the final boss of your existence are you a bot or real you're almost too pretty would a bud send you that what is that okay so i need you guys to take a look at this guy's tinder profile picture and yes connor 22 years old just trying to wingman my mates in the photos hit me up if you're keyed on any what is this what what is this tiffany 18 years old and most importantly she's a model but seriously if you are a model you probably wouldn't be on tinder but that's just my opinion if you ain't tall don't give me that call if you ain't rich i'm with you if you don't got a 4.0 why are you even trying though if you ain't asian you don't fit the equation i'm joking i have low standards and i'm desperate anyways guys that's it for this video i really hope you have enjoyed and if you did feel free to jump into the scared hair real scary bro wow well i'm telling you man i sold my own eyes just last night bro and you ladies that a guy walks let me tell you the ladies that that can sit there and completely just not even pay him attention while he's holding a whole conversation with you y'all are some savages i just want to let y'all know that ladies y'all are complete savages like he's sitting there talking to you and you smoking hookah and you're not even giving him eye contact man that is just like wow bro just get the hint fam i'm feeling sorry for you fam because she is really ignoring you that's that's just crazy i seen a lot last night man just sitting there observing i've seen a lot too much too much too much but uh y'all get at me in the comments section man let me know which how's dating going for y'all if y'all out there in a dating world let me know man i'm trying to get the updates all right shibuya man until the next reaction to my peace y'all stay solid hey

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Length: 18min 1sec (1081 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 27 2021