Funniest Yearbook Quotes...

what's good tmg fam it's your boy l and i'm back with another reaction how y'all feel welcome back to the channel salute now listen i don't even think uh do i remember what i wrote in my yearbook i don't think i remember what i wrote in my yearbook to be honest with you i don't i i i think it might have went along the lines of glad i made it it's kind of touch and go for me for a little bit it was man high school for me was a little bit touch and go man i kind of got into a lot of trouble my uh i want to say was it my 10th grade year i was getting in a lot of trouble my 10th grade year you know what i mean so i think it kind of spiraled downhill when i got in trouble and got kicked off the basketball team and at that point in time it was touch and go for you boy i almost didn't make it up out of there but i made it and that's the only important thing but today's videos man is going to be hilarious yearbook quotes that will make you laugh if y'all actually remember if you can pull that file that's buried somewhere in your brain if you've been out of high school for a long time if you can go back down memory lane and pull that file and remember what you said put it in the comment section man that'll be pretty interesting to see what type of type of corny stuff y'all wrote in y'all's yearbook yeah i mean no offense and we're gonna check this video out so man real quick hit that subscribe button join the family let's go see kids i told you your mom was hot back in high school [Laughter] she was speaking into the future okay [Music] let me turn the volume down so y'all hear me my eyes are open my voldemort is not in my head wrapped [Music] laugh out loud bye huh that wasn't funny don't use this stupid lumber lumberjack photo mom i was playing i was not shout outs to the parents for telling them kids that oh man because i've so done that to my youngest son my youngest son wasn't playing bro you know what i'm saying he just kind of just you know we always just mess with him sometimes and tell him we don't really know how he got here sometimes we tell him he adopted you know what i'm saying just parent stuff we like to play with them so to the next one i'm the nigerian prince that keeps emailing you oh i've been a whole my whole life oh that's dope that's dope [Laughter] oh i've been a whole my whole life fam yo that's fire i look better in person boo that's corny i don't like it i had to put my grades up for adoption because i couldn't raise them not funny guys call me a marble girls call me me or more boo see some of these kids man the happier we get the less we see [Laughter] never hold your farts in they travel up your spine into your brain and that's where the crappy ideas come from that's pretty good that's that's pretty good i don't remember hardly laughing or we can't see oh master had given megan a high school diploma megan is free yeah why fall in love when you can fall asleep [Music] it's not enough that i said i should succeed others should fail you make up a senior quote from me i'm not a school not pregnant just eating good not pregnant just eating good i don't know you can just put some quote in for me connor he's probably in jail somewhere you're right quote you're right you write stuff like that you're in jail somewhere the s is silent and look at his name bro the s is silent i didn't choose the thug like the thug life chose me tupac ah you can never go wrong with some classic pop iris i salute you bro i salute you pop lives on sometimes i get emotional over fawns oh some days are a total like let's go back to that for a second hold on where is it at yeah just could you quote kanye don't mean your quote is going to be good bro just because it's kanye some people think just because of who it is who said it it's going to be dope no it's still trash trash trash days are a total waste of makeup the only reason i went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that i'll never be beyonce boo no example for your senior quote can't be fries before guys remember to always be yourself unless you suck then pretend to be someone else ah sorry roses are red violets are blue i'm black if you like water you already like 72 percent of me cheaters never win but i just graduated that's pretty dope he being serious too he telling the truth i just want y'all to know that he ain't lying he telling the truth yo it's hard being a single mother especially when you have no children or a teenage male weird education is important but big biceps are important turf dummy knock knock who's there not the triplets we graduated see that was a waste of of space on this page that was a waste of space boom i started high school with straight a's now i'm not even straight i could go so many ways this is not nothing but a hive and i'm the one and only one queen bee boo i'm actually not funny i just really mean and people think i'm joking i bet they worked all that out of her in college that dry humor she got that was too dry boom i get butterflies when i think of myself i was sitting one day and a camera went off and i am not a model i got a haircut and no one noticed [Laughter] ah that's too foul but i'm rocking with it though ah all right a laugh headache here we go no i don't know what it's like in new york city okay so what you're laughing because i'm laughing but i'm laughing because i'm i farted i farted the next quote is a lie the previous quote is telling the truth if you can't afford pizza you can't afford me okay life is through though but it's tough tougher if you are stupid what bro we just graduated to go to school again and that used to be my thought process like man ah if i knew then what i knew now i i'd be prepared for it but back then when you were young and dumb and you know how the rest of that quote go you you was just thinking like man more school bro you know how many years it just took me to get through this now i gotta go through more it was rough it was rough my hairline might be worse than lebron's but you'll never know turban squad honestly i didn't expect most of you to make it this far oh shut up my age turned to bees and so did my grades god bless boo i want absolutely all the pasta and breadsticks i like that put something inspirational mom boo [Music] probably a used car salesman now i knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with christy but christy was laying right next to me eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels may never get sucked into judge engine i'm not a vegetarian because i love animals i'm a vegetarian because i hate plants so are you asian or chinese literally everyone of course i dress well i didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing oh oh i'm the mariah carey in the school field of ariana's okay in this photo i'm not wearing pants the drake in a school of meek mills didn't work that didn't work on me sorry brandon is pretty much the nicest person you'll ever meet brandon dawson is a liar waste of space in the yearbook hannah montana says nobody's perfect but here i am look at him oh pedophile face look at you you know you in trouble somewhere right now just because of this quote right here just because of this quote i'm just playing he's not really pedophile just playing morgan is my my girlfriend nobody so i went through four years of high school without having a bad hair day we don't look alike i'm not believe i'm like the hodge twins is this krusty krab no this is patrick oh just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly every african kid ever yo yo that's because people be having some wild names man like a little pistol starter come get up come get you get your diploma like that's what i'd be sitting there listening to the names man the names would be crazy little jawaka teemo like who they had never to put like a a show in front of it shut your walking team what who spelled that everyday lord i feel for them teachers if you're gonna be late you might as well grab some breakfast and make it worth it like box chocolate sometimes you get punched in the face two best friends play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah see her doing that blah blah blah blah blah she probably got nine kids right now and them kids is sitting there and she's just like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah she's not listening to her kids right now wow they're great boo i like my coffee like i like my women i don't like coffee okay please accept this sandwich is a gesture of solidarity not funny jasmine if you're reading this in 10 years and my last name is not little i failed leto i feel this is totally going on my blog she look like a blogger if idiots could fly this place would be an airport suck it ethan goodbye everyone i remember you all in therapy i haven't even begun to peek huh it's weird it's weird what a day nothing happened and i was tired she's a stripper i'm so much cooler online okay okay i want more fridays and pancakes pancakes [Music] i've been embarrassing myself since about birth like bro did y'all really not just take time take time to figure out what you're going to say this sounds like you came up with it on the spot bro like some of this stuff is like ah it's like cringe-worthy prepare for trouble make it double boom why are you not no why are you using a doctor yet dad i do indeed have eyes all right that's like the fifth time or sixth time that they've done that on here man sometimes when i i'm taking a bath i like to turn off the lights and pretend i'm in the in the womb find an old man wait for him to die and take all his money i ain't saying she a gold digger shake and bake used car salesman is mayonnaise an instrument [Music] if somebody ever asks you to do something do it really bad so you'll never have to do it again whatever it is i don't i didn't do it dang he look like barack bro look at him he like barack obama man cass this used to be brock kaz mama kaz mom and i think that's how you pronounce his last name is barack obama man those were some good tacos martin luther king jr me gusta no do i do not have a farm i would just like to apologize to those who are unable to graduate the class of 2015 because they weren't too distracted about but she said they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes nobody stun you big head [Music] foods before dudes [Music] donuts are always the answer no you cannot try on my you can't see me john cena goats are like mushrooms if you shoot a duck i'm scared of toasters what i hate my name carlos carlos mino english ching chong ling long ting ting ting dong if you see this i want my sweatshirt back breathe the worst part of donating blood is feeling of giving [Music] i'm going to graduate and live with my daddy forever [Music] i didn't choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me opinions are like mixtape i don't want to hear yours that's pretty dope i'm a senior but i stay fresh man i want to thank google wikipedia and whoever invented copy and paste thank you sometimes when my neighbor is gone see i don't even touch my phone this thing man and phone just heard something i said listen picked it up and then started talking to me bro these phones bro are they listening to us sometimes we might hold on go back what we meant sometimes when my neighbor is gone i roll around in her garden pretend i'm a carrot control c control v wow corny that's what that is i asked god for a bite but i know god doesn't work that way so i stole a bike and asked god for forgiveness that's keeping it real though that's keeping it real y'all caught that i asked god for a bite but i know god doesn't work that way so i stole a bite and asked god for forgiveness that's about one of the realest clues on here i hope he didn't do it by the way but that's just funny my head may be big and my eyes are small but my heart is just the right size boo corny yes it's my actual last name gaylord [Music] [ __ ] burn this place down when i had the chance all righty then killer when life gets hard you have to grasp it when it comes to you have to take it on the chin so there's no such thing as getting off easy shake it like jello make the boys say hello she looks like the person in the party that you got to be like yo you've had too much to drink you're all over the place no more it's time for you to leave she looks like you had to make her leave out of several parties high school was easy it was like riding a bike except the bike was on fire and the ground was too much to read i'm not reading all that but i'm fat because i don't chase these hoes hey i like that we are not related okay [Music] i like to eat candy [Music] money can't buy happiness but it can buy taco bell which is basically the same thing just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things it's called garbage can not garbage cannot okay become friends with someone and they will allow you to make certain items from their home all right i would like to thank my arms for always being by my side my legs are always supporting me that's corny bro i do have a soul she looked like she grew up to be a poltergeist look at her uh-huh carol anne carol caroline poltergeist right here [Music] benjamin is a ravenous wolf nah you shall not pass but i did boo i cheated on all my exams stop dry snitching i'm only three and a half minutes younger best three and a half minutes of my life okay i got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic i don't wish i was beyonce beyonce wish you was me moving on i like my makeup so cakey when i hug your man i would leave a mark on his shirt i hate you you got a lot of men in trouble she looked like the type got a lot of men in trouble later on in life look i like my makeup so cakey when i hug your man i leave a mark on her shirt then he gotta go home and then he gotta explain on top of explain on top of explain on top of explain and it still don't do no good so he shouldn't even explain when he come home but we do it anyway not we don't group me into that i'm just just saying i like choir because i can be naked under my robe move i was gifted with an issue i am the issue move next next my presence is a present next next i hear everything satellite dishes on the side of his head sheesh you went to high school i went to school high next i am not hispanic i'm asian did you know that i'm asian next i'm gonna go out stand outside if anyone asks i'm outstanding next boo waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning next bro one time i ate a bagel next you're all gonna regret not dating me in high school my computer screen is brighter than my future damn that's cool see kids i told you i was sexy in high school next hiya link legend of zelda trap to your yearbook factory send help next boo i'm not i'm lying i'm driving it's right i'm next i'm not reading all that that's what next honey where is my super suit fro [Music] that was good pan gate yesterday history's mama next that was corny what if i spell people like like this people that would be funny i think next was at least from his four years whoa whoa don't do that don't don't do that man well that man hey he could be uh uh uh uh uh okay he might be in jail he might be he looked like a little bit he might be wait i don't know next splinter teenage mutant ninja turtle what boo next makeup looks pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside unless you eat the makeup next greg just stole my girl everyone oh next i spent 113 thousand hours of my life happier and next flips here boo next any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself bow ties make everything look proposing pre-possessing i googled that word listen man we had some good ones in there we had some good ones but a lot of them i would like to know what you guys are doing now especially after some of those quotes that you put me at yearbook bro you was that corny then you twice as corny now i know it i ain't even got to see you i just know it you know what i'm saying but listen y'all could have me in the comment section let me know what y'all think man this was interesting this was pretty interesting this was different this is something we never did before so i like doing stuff like that y'all let me know how y'all feel leave a like all right and stick around and stay tuned to the next reaction to my peace out stay solid hey

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Id: 4LAzN5dReZI

Length: 25min 57sec (1557 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020