FUNNIEST SHILOH VIDEOS - Onyx Family

um it was really good um no it has to rest it's like settling you know it's not like you're baking bread or anything it's just a haircut hey hey chill cheers my hair shiloh you're acting strange and plus you never wear a hat in the house well i um well all right cube what are you here for a haircut a game of cards or some pool tom you never knew you gave haircuts well yeah cause guess who's not paying me and just because you're not paying me for being a plumber i might as well take a second job as a barber stay away he ruined my hair stay away from this man okay you're making me uh what are you looking for i just like hats now yeah you probably also like keeping secrets now let me see it oh yeah just reading you know actually i only read this book like twice already so i'll just juice me out bye don't touch my hair fine but just so you know so sleepy they can't open your eyes salsa do you really think that's gonna work be real sasa i knew those life hack videos would get to sleep in five seconds youtube videos would work now time to uncover his secret another hat another hat another one it's never ending stop what are you looking for a mohawk ah 80s bowl cut a rat's tail a mullet ah or the 2 000 little spiky hair i just want to fade all right and the fade you will get it's not working what can i do now go to the source of the source go to the source oh this nonsense in my head stop watch her take our idea doubt it i bet you five dollars she won't deal i got it why don't i go the source of child's haircut the barber oh man cough it up cough it up you know her too well finito my best work sonny boy you're gonna love this hello are you the source that my conscious was telling me about hello mom aren't you supposed to be fixing that or something are you gonna pay me for what i'm trying to find a barber here you came to the right place so i came up here because not only because my conscious told me to but because i just want to see how bashaw's haircut was i mean how bad you are at hair penning he just won't show me his haircut he always does he always brags about it like his nice face like i don't get the difference between a fade his regular haircut i know my face are just so overrated yeah i mean one day i kind of want a mohawk too did that look out on me no i think it'll look perfect on you really yeah hmm no that's my hair yeah i was thinking maybe i can make this into like a some sort of jerry curl for jerry that would look nice in him yeah yeah so i am trying to grow my hair out though so yeah yeah i'm gonna get you your bill okay all right thanks sasha where are ya almost as bad as mine nothing's changed well he did i don't know cut off my favorite girl what do you mean he kind of right here cut it off watch her blame her bad haircut on us come on let's go little einstein it's time to watch some tv now where is that remote maybe i can watch some dead tdm oh wait that's on youtube all right maybe i can watch some fdtv wait that's also on youtube huh all right all in all i'll just watch some iphones out yeah wait that's on youtube why am i watching tv oh there's a remote do not touch as in do i touch the couch all right i will not touch the couch oh yeah it's not turning on where am i am i in some kind of television show one more blah blah blah baby ball settle down now how many of you played a musical instrument before is mayonnaise an instrument no patty mayonnaise is not an instrument i'm dreaming i have to be dreaming i'm so bored maybe i should watch some tv okay you football fans it is now time for the halftime show um i'm not supposed to be here just play your instruments let's see if shiloh got what it takes to become the next throat we're going on a trip and our favorite rocket ship going through the stars little stars flame come on let's go little einstein welcome back to real housewives of antarctica oh no my mom's show i can't believe you can be so mean i i can't with you like fight fight fight fight fight fight i don't even know where i am where am i going to set mate well that's the worst cook i've eaten my life what do you mean i love ward and gamsy what are you tell me what you are i'm confused huh this is new in west california born and raised in playground is where he spent most of his days sometimes when he's on the computer chilling out max now in with a ball and that's where he gets all the trouble started we had a couple of guys who were up to no good all because child couldn't throw well he got in one little fight and now he's gonna get jumped if he doesn't leave three two one get out what's good i will never watch tv ever again that just goes to show you tb rocha brain kids shiloh are you kidding me what you are going to play roblox when there is a whole tornado in that room what tornado that mess what mesh whoa you really gotta clean this mess saucer me me no you're helping me i'm taking away with this hey shiloh yes you're getting spray yes ma'am can't believe it's sunday and i have to clean ah what do you think you're doing shiloh because i'm cleaning charles you buffoon i've never seen a sillier way to sweep the floor using the back end of the broomhouse what's that hmm i never seen this before looks like a marker oh cool a giant marker hmm ah masterpiece whoa this reminds me of something very familiar oh well i don't know what it is anyways now go clean that room for me yet are you kidding me what what a masterpiece i did wow go pick up the couches over there charles i will fire your promise but you just can't count what amazing shiloh did you just clean them off this by yourself yeah oh shiloh you want to get some ice cream sure want to go to the skate park later sure you want to go to the arcade sure wanna go to the movies yeah let's do all that yeah sure good job yeah yeah this is awesome all right 15 minutes um i'm sorry guys no continue we need to clean up the rest of this place plus we have no fun set you mean nothing to me i just created you because i was lazy to this mess so bye no of course not let's go can you please explain why that room is why are you speaking so weird so is that you get him oh a permanent marker ah water i was so thirsty man it looks a little bit warm yo man uh what is all this drama about anyways i mean let's put down the room and let's go for some roblox you know oh yeah yeah um hello guess what i got giant uno so what's the big deal of a cereal box yeah called uno of all things yeah i like cereal no no no no tom you got this all wrong it's not a cereal box it's the most wonderful game in history i beg to differ goldfish is a man's game uh-uh that's child's play this is a real man's game are you kidding me go fish teaches you to go fishing it's a card game i like dreams hmm i think i have some good cards so let me get this straight all you got to do is get rid of all your cards and you win yep well uh uno oh tom that's not how you win the game you're supposed to lose your cards to win are you chicken nobody calls me chicken that's it i'm playing huh i got some pretty good cards ah man i don't have any colors okay i'll start the ball rolling uh blue eight well i will put in a yellow egg beat that good move jerry man all i got is yellow oh my goodness i got a red plus two and i got another yellow plus two what's four yeah oh i got another plus two what could i win plus two plus two plus two good game tom no we're gonna do this again and this time no plus twos are you sure about that i'm sure about that yeah goodbye plus twos hello fresh start are you kidding me oh green i mean are you kidding me hmm i think i have some good cards yo yo yo yo before we start let's just do it this way instead of that okay okay now dealer goes first blue seven what do you know i got seven all right jerry what you got that means you have to pick it up tom i switched it around what that's impossible you're making up the rules no i'm not ah your turn twist it around again to you tom no way now i know you may get the better not be walls plus one um what does this mean it means that i don't have to pick up anything okay new rules no skipping turns no turnarounds and definitely no more plus four i'm gonna use good old number cards okay yes finally i got more than one color yeah i have colors now oh i'm sorry tom what do you mean sorry okay first cause uh i think i'll go first time okay eight oh wait another eight oh wait i have another eight oh wait another eight oh wait another eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight eight this is my second to last card tom and i just want to say something it's been good man you know wait a minute if someone says before you that means you gotta pick up a god no oh you know good morning world oh what did i just swallow was that a fly uh if i ruined my mood i'm going inside i can't believe i swallowed the fly that was disgusting completely ruined my mood what does that smell smells really good amazing spectacular delicious scrumptious i wonder what it is though whoa whoa what was i doing it was weird i'll pick up the scent again garbage the scent was coming from garbage there's nothing that's in there that is good nothing you know unless if it's pizza that's been recently thrown out or a moldy brown banana peel or a mushy potato or spoiled milk or rotted eggs and no one's really looking no one's around no one could see me good stuff man hey um you feeling all right yep perfectly fine hey then um you do you say good just what's your problem you know what that bomb looks really good i got a liar i feel like i'm seeing double oh triple or or oh hey shiloh quadruple you were just outside right uh please tell me that you shut the door there's been like flies all over this area and i just got rid of like three this week and i just don't need any more flies you shut the door right did you do am i gonna have to check it i keep on reminding you every single time you go outside to lock the door to shut the door uh um okay i'm just i'm just gonna go chat yeah shiloh did you drink the last soda from the fridge you know i wanted it well this is this is please be clearly i'm annoyed already you're gonna go to sleep to catch some z's no you're going to discuss this with me so much this is a new language isn't it you've been practicing too much duolingo you know what i can do this too i can speak you have to leave you know what i'm just gonna go speak to someone who can communicate well what's wrong with me hey man over here ah fly oh i'm surprised yeah man you gotta trust the process you talk of course i can talk i used to be human man then i swallowed a fly while surfing in florida now i'm a fly uh okay then hi i'm a ladybug wait you small ladybug that's disgusting it was an accident i always tell everybody it was just an accident you see i was thinking i was eating i am a mosquito what though see i was riding in my carriage one day in 1864 and then i swallowed a mosquito it was quite nasty no no no no no oh it's already too late shiloh you're looking just like me in fact i am you the hell yeah no so in this live stream we're going to show me swatting that flies because we hate flies in this household now i know what i heard when i see yourself who are you don't mess with my crew say who are you don't mention it yeah yeah yeah yeah

Channel: Onyx Family

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Id: dLjYC2QVOGs

Length: 27min 53sec (1673 seconds)

Published: Sun May 23 2021