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I was curious if you feel a lot safer about this fight now that it's been moved to Las Vegas well you might want to check your local paper you guys aren't exactly a haven for civility at all times I don't know just because we're in Las Vegas all of a sudden you know start roaming around late at night but uh Floyd champion with all respect they say old dogs they don't learn on your tricks but you know hunter dogs they're always gonna be anything catching this Robbie are you gonna be anything catching the rabbit you are the winner Jordan champion I don't know what you say but thank you I know you said I'm the winner and I'm the champion I like that I don't know what you said but thank you so I want the definition I mean I'm looking to get paid here we get we get looked after when we finish this promotion once finishes you know I mean and that's what I'm looking for these custom-made suits aren't cheap you know I mean this this solid gold pocket watch three people died making this watch and I mean so any chance of bringing back trade rooms for a Japanese count who did you say paid rules paid rules pride rules Breda drew just killing me over there Braveheart no Congrats there's a really cool moment there at the at the end of the fight where you guys kind of collapsed at the same time on the cage were you aware of that I mean what's going through your head and how do you feel in that moment I'm sorry uh sorry my bad oh you you thought that was Robbie Lawler with the with the beanie it threw me off my bed you cover this sport you thought that was probably wallet I'm sorry oh hey you won't well congratulations on the win first and foremost oh that means a lot coming from you thank you well I gotta plead ignorance on that first flight and you're right I thought if you tapped it ended the round I did not know but the contest as a whole would come to a conclusion there was a lot going on one mistake my buddies have a car anyway a nice car and I don't know just last week I was collecting the social welfare you know I was in Santa damn like I don't know what's gonna happen like I'm signed to USC what's the severity of your your hand injury what do you say how injured is your hand man you know you gotta use language terms been telling me only come on man don't be trying to show your education over here man come on doe don't don't do me like that the hand what about what you want to know your hand what about how hard is it her isn't enough what boa is right now said you left because you weren't healthy when did you start to feel better and did you have any other procedures after you left the UFC and before you came back well I think it was like day 49 after I left like I can't remember the exact hour I feel [ __ ] awesome why does it matter I'm here I'm gonna go see the doctor I'm gonna go see the doctor uh maybe a Tuesday because you know but I see this look this is the this is the thing right here it's swollen honestly honestly it is I know it's bad but this thing where his woman I gotta take that out why are you asking questions in English Anderson sits here like he doesn't understand you as Soros interprets and we gotta hear it a second time first off he speaks English and second we could replace that Soros with an app I could download for $9.99 if you believe in something if you know something is gonna happen if you're confident in that situation you will achieve things in life that's how you overcome things that's how you put yourself out there you believe it and you achieve it and that's what I do I know what I'm gonna do I know that I'm better than the sounds I know that I've ever read conceive believe achieve shut the [ __ ] up who do you think would give you the hardest fight out of anybody on stage right here right here the hardest-hitting 145-pound the real hardest hit 145 oh right here this guy TKOs people when i knock people out they don't [ __ ] move who the [ __ ] is that guy [Applause] we have been waiting three years until your fight so what is your feeling now tell mmm hello sweet potato what was the question I was a little distracted my question was what is your feeling now child hmm pretty excited as a matter of fact but back to the fight so you know I got a lot of things I want to do I got these finger-painting things I really love doing I really love that stuff finger finger oh man finger pain I'm actually getting good at it now I made a peacock the other day it was very beautiful so you know when I retired thing I'll be making a lot of finger paints and put it all over the house and stuff myself I'm on eBay yeah interested in it does the Dacian grow up since a litter 172 not could you fire that one off again it's a problem isn't it math it is it's really a problem up here but happily distract you know what I don't feel like there's any tension at all if there is it's on his part and I haven't picked it up yet but he seems cool as a cucumber to me it's carrying the machine you know the tension is going away gradually [Laughter] question two Mach 1 there's a clip when you're eating an apple on the on the net and it's got more than 20,000 comments can you tell us what's the secret is and what's the special with your Apple eating I don't know the I got like thousand friend requests in ninety percent are from girls and they all send me messages that I love your smart and wait how you eat the apple and it gets like 900 thousand views it's a it's a pretty huge for eating Apple first off my upper absolutely zero apologies and secondly listen guys if you're not willing to go too far you will never go far enough in life and I don't care I don't promote fights I pick fights I'm like John Jones I sound like Sean Combs and I got trombone sized stones like John Holmes Gerald instead seemed to want to start a discussion with you at the at you post fight interview so what went through your mind when he when he asked you if it was an early stop but you're not so did bothering at all no it didn't bother me but I thought he was a drunk because and the oh girl went for double leg with the referee and referee tapped so you playing touch but with that dork in the part the ponytail and I'm the one who like that little traitor part I don't think so see me I have it all figured out when you find midges I'm waves it in your face and tells you to come and get it and you sit there and do nothing that's the biggest interfere we put this kind of monster energy from this who's here will we much be a rematch be an option for you or do you just want to move on and again so I can so go come on man eight seconds you want less than that I guess that's enough I like Milly and Nick's little bro you know I mean how can you not like him he's he's like he's like a little cholo gangster from the hood but at the same time but at the same time he coaches kids to teach you on a Sunday morning and goes on bike rides with the elderly he makes gun turns with the right hand and animal balloons with the left hand [Applause] you you

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Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 07 2017