Funniest Passive Aggressive Notes ft My Girlfriend

a man can't borrow a pen sure but if you don't put my pen back I will consume your soul thanks for understanding oh now these are the kind of notes that I need to start leaving on my desk if somebody doesn't put my pen back you guys don't put my gatorade back oh it's over no yes no okay no but what's going on yeah back at it with the girlfriend one if you guys don't know it's Eric Amy we did a video on her channel be sure to check it out link in the description below you if you haven't already please subscribe to Sarah and let's try to get her to 200k yeah so close and be sure to comment down below your favorite drink mine is a Gatorade what's your favorite drink chocolate milk okay I mean that was my favorite drink when I was five okay it still is and please please be sure to slap the like button on this video if we get a hundred K likes then oh let her look at my tinder profile it was old its old I still have it though I did not delete it yeah why all right all right well um you know because I was lonely back in the day before I met you so get the hundred K likes but let's go ahead and check out some of these funniest passive-aggressive notes are you ready yeah let's go but seriously how are you gonna consume somebody's soul I mean are you it do you mean geez its Antebellum yes okay I mean you kind of look like Annabelle you got the braids of the Annabelle braids for guys I'm dating Annabelle is kind of you know she does kind of talking to sleep so like you know maybe there's a connection I lose a lot of pens so your soul would have definitely gotten consumed by this person so yes what happened to the good old days where the threats were just like if you don't put my pens back then you owe me a dollar or something like that not all consume your soul oh gosh I don't even want to borrow a pen from them anymore well then you just borrow a pen from somebody else and then it's just a never-ending circle but what if that somebody else has an even greater threat than consuming your soul day you keep paying off that one then you make a new one ain't it never it mm-hmm yeah comment down below like you know a good thread like consuming your soul or I won't come to your birthday party geez that was the worst threat back in the day you're not invited to my birthday party in kindergarten during my first birthday party and only one person showed up I mean I'm sorry to hear that and they left early oh yeah that's sad so guys you know make her feel better just get this video like I turn hot dog water and the ice cubes for guests that I don't like why are you always cooking hot dogs that's not good for you they better be vegan hot dogs I'm all right no whoa oh no no vegan vegetarian hot dogs hey real hot dogs where do you real hot dogs come from like is it like the pig and it's a pig intestine I don't know coming down below I don't know hot dog water I mean what have you put that in a cold glass of lemonade and then you have hot dog lemonade Oh gross that's just disgusting man I feel like there's something that I don't know your cousins would do or yeah your cousins would be like oh yeah Matt's coming over we're cooking that hot dog water we're gonna put in some ice cubes and then serve him some ice-cold lemonade you know this is something you would do you eat a lot of hot dogs I don't eat a lot of hard it's chili dogs I like chili dogs every once in a while I have a hot dog but then once you're done with boil in the water I mean you dump it out I mean we gonna do why would you turn it into ice cubes she said it's for the guests she doesn't like why are you having guests over that you don't like see it be simple just don't invite them over that's all you have to do this is when you invite someone over and then when they leave they leave the door cracked open so next time close the door oh they could even make these into popsicles stick a toothpick in it freeze it and then be like oh I got you a popsicle oh it's a hotdog popsicle just like grandma used to make hey leave a yeah you leave grandma Smith out of this she invented granny smith apples did she no no she did not somebody else's grandma shout out to their grandma a touchy stur from my company after nine years of employment came to an end you're dead to us now we hope you fail geez they sound like my parents what the heck man I'm just kidding my parents are very supportive thank you thank you very very supportive but who makes a black cake oh gosh that does not look good at all it looks kind of good though I love those cakes they are just black no they just have a nice thick layer of frosting black frosting it's great mm-hmm yeah isn't it kind of Roenick she likes black cake hey ain't no black cake you better leave me alone that cake just looks kind of like death this is a racist cake right no it's not what kind of frosting is that what they coat the cake with coal like what is this I think the white frosting at the top looks good you know the one that they put the letters with the white front I like white front I like white frosting the good news is that they're leaving this job you know for obvious reasons they're gonna put you're dead to us now we hope you fail g-man put a little more support in there I mean I believe how're you gonna put that on a cake it's supposed to be like happy birthday congratulations hope you feel better stuff like that nothing like your dead doors now this must be the same person that wrote that note I will consume your soul this person works everywhere dang when I quit I'm gonna bring a cake and it's gonna say I'm out bye hopefully put hot dog water in that cake yeah stop spilling detergent on the machines sorry bro detergent oh and number one how do you know it was a bro it could be in a dorm college dorm so you know they got the washer machines and that they got a share and somebody to keep spilling detergent on the top they have separate dorms he knows it's a bro mmm but I don't know man like it's just gonna happen you know you're doing you laundry detergent is gonna get on top of the washing machine but you know somebody else is gonna clean it up don't worry about it my last apartment we had to share washing machines with the community and someone stole my socks every time dang I mean that person probably just needed some socks the feet were cold so they had to or they would steal my wash because you have to pay for it so they would throw my stuff out put their stuff in oh that's horrible I've never had to deal with that so sorry must be nice that's not privilege but you know that's just the way the detergent crumbles when you got to share washing machines not much you can do you just got to deal with the hashtag deal with it spilling detergent on the washing machines bro you bet we're getting better she's getting better you have a beautiful house but your mailbox is ugly change it with the better wood how are you gonna roast somebody's mailbox - bro your mailbox is looking ugly man your mailbox looks like it belongs on Sesame Street [ __ ] what's going on up in here who leaves a note - like roast somebody's mail bugs how much time do you have on your hands - where you go you gonna say Oh your house is beautiful but your mailbox ugly bro you gotta get it together this reminds me of middle school someone left a note in my locker and they said your face is ugly change it jeez I mean wow wow wow this was in middle school no it was yesterday ha ha ha it was me I said no I'm kidding I'm just kidding everybody let her know in the comments how beautiful she is let her know yeah if somebody wrote this note to me they're like you have a beautiful house put your mailboxes ugly I'd be like you have a beautiful house but you're ugly yeah would you have a roast for this person you got a roast you know roast them flame oh no I'm really bad at roast I was bullied a lot in school I cuz I couldn't come up with any jokes well it's okay I mean you know maybe you should just get a good mailbox no I won't mess with you you'll be okay it's time for your dental examination and cleaning please call today for your appointment your appointment is six months ago oh wow Wow they are being very mean with the hey this is the dentist he's like you know he's letting them know your appointment was six months ago so you know so long ago I'm waiting look man I got other things to do then to get my teeth cleaned okay seems very urgent he's like dude your breath stink anybody cleaning your breath was thinking six months ago you better get up in here or their teeth was messed up they have messed up teeth that's just because I need your teeth messed up get in here sorry you need to get in here six months ago God dang fix that smile but you know it's okay it's okay so if any of you out there has braces it's okay because guess what you gonna have the best smile you know once you get to like high school or college yeah if you are unable to keep your appointment please give us a call so we may reschedule yeah no you gonna tell me that my appointment was six months ago I'm gonna find me a different dentist or I'm just not gonna go at all see what happens making an experiment no okay no offense but this fan looks creepy at night can you park it in front of someone else's house from now on I'd really appreciate it thanks easily creeped out neighbor Wow Wow it's not their fault that's just their mode of transportation I used to drive a panel van but but it was because I was all I could afford all right so you know the van was like $300 and I bought it because I needed get to places it was a panel van it really didn't look good when I parked outside of school pulling up the school in the panel van and getting out yeah it was a creepy yeah yeah the candy was for me all right I wasn't offering it to other people okay I mean some like my friends you know I did pull up one time my friends walking hey y'all want some candy they're like you got Snickers yeah get in man get in it was horrible bad times bad times but now you know I won't drive a van so it's all good I'll ride a scooter what did you have windows I mean yeah but their attendant oh that's not helping my case is it no that's okay I'm sure the cops will be knocking at my door any minute oh and then the lady with the van responded with hey lady I own a home next to the school I like this van and now I've been profiled for driving home Oh Oh relatable for me I work at the Hayden library my wife nurses the dime you owe us an apology like everybody stuff is getting roasted the mailbox got roasted the van getting roasted man that is a creepy van though it doesn't even have windows yeah no windows probably no a/c up in there cheese but you know you got to do what you got to do you got to drive what you got to drive in order to you know make that money get paid baby so you know sometimes you got to drive a creepy Bank I don't know at least put like an AT&T sign on it make people feel a little bit better put like you know you know spectrum internet or something we'll fix you know we'll fix your plumbing for you anything that makes it worse if someone tries to call them they're gonna be like oh no you don't leave a number you just put hey Internet we'll fix it for you or put like one of those you have been rejected numbers on there yeah oh I need my internet fixed hiring but not rehire you oh yes sorry won't want the employees that we already got rid of that was very specific we won't want the old employees coming back we need some new people up in here at Subway you know making the fresh footlongs out out there jeez yeah no more job for you Jerry [Music] his name's Jared definitely ain't got no more job anyway but you know a could have been worse you know I mean if you work that subway once I don't think you really want to work there again I mean you know you make all these sandwiches and stuff and then people always order and weird stuff like oh can I have the French onion bread with some ham and like extra Mayo if I was working there I'd be like ill no no you get white bread no using white bread you get some ham no mayo and they get a little mustard and that's it no I'd be the person be like no don't need white you need some wheat bread need some lettuce maybe a salad should probably give them that black cake though sillier oh no not today why are you littering I am a jerk I don't care about natural areas mommy still cleans up after me all of the above Wow Wow did this dude put this up there she did then what the heck Vladimir what are you doing man what his name is Vladimir he looks like a Vladimir what was he look like a Barack what does he look like - looks like a Ted a Ted no hey Tennyson now that's the Theodore right there man mommy still cleans up after me what mommy you have a mom yeah but wow wow wow I mean why'd you have to check all of the boxes at least let me check one of the boxes or something I'm a Alan now I probably had a box in there somewhere why are you littering because I feel like it don't be one of those people that throw stuff out of their car window while they're speeding okay well I didn't do it I don't do that I don't do that so you know okay I did it once but it but what it was a biodegradable piece of candy that I got from that penalty but hey I'm glad he's putting the sign up try to you know raise awareness let people know that you don't need to litter this is all of our planet okay okay this is all of us you know together and we're in this together and together we are gonna make it and make the world a better place yeah whatever dude doesn't even live anywhere near here he doesn't own the park or anything he's just going around putting up signs people what to do you didn't tell people what to do he just asked why are you littering you know is it are you a jerk or you don't care about Natural Area you don't care about the environment you know you just wants to know no yeah he's that kid in class who reminds the teacher ready for that I hate those kids if you guys are one of those kids that's up and less-known that comes down below if you did the homework cool but just you know spare everybody else do everybody else is solid and just don't mention that Oh teacher you forgot the homework no no start time that's gonna do it for today's video thank you guys for watching be sure to check out the one that we did on Sara's channel year linked down below and we got some of that dang Matt Smith March link also down below so make sure to get it is fresh it looks good right yeah yeah we're and please please subscribe to this channel if you haven't already I mean cuz all the cool kids are doing it and do they get that out of here on like button but that's it be sure to watch another video and we're gonna see you in the next one peace [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Dang Matt Smith

Views: 4,375,239

Rating: 4.9500041 out of 5

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Id: AuzV-ZoyCyU

Length: 15min 25sec (925 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 13 2019