Fulgrim's Intervention | a Warhammer 40k story

meanwhile at the halls of Kum hail Brothers hail hail is Lord fulgrim uh yes again yes still oh it really is getting to me a bit much isn't it yeah I uh didn't want to say anything but I'm starting to think it's having an adverse effect on our combat Effectiveness but for me the worst part is the duplicity the last time he L us into battle he said he was going to scout ahead lead a surprise attack on the enemy from the rear and then when the dust settled I find him crouched behind a tree cranking his grocs to your r/ Gillman fanfic was it a good fanfic no they were totally out of character I'm pretty sure he wrote it himself oh come on brothers who Among Us has not cracked his GRS to excess once or twice that's our whole thing you there servator how long has the lock on this chaos portapotty been engaged you know when I opened myself up to demonic possession I really thought I'd be doing more than keeping track of your PR Crocs cracking habits so uh how long 54 days 17 hours 36 minutes and 12 seconds okay uh maybe he does have a problem my Lord my Lord you've been in there for some time now is everything all right oh yes just just urinating shouldn't have installed that vending machine in the break room no more Pepsi for me is here too say hi idon hi guys okay there are only two reasons someone would be in the bathroom with fulgrim and neither of them are good oh I really hope they're doing drugs oh confound all this my Lord we're doing an intervention on you your habits are beginning to impact the legion's strength what habits if by habits you mean savoring the refreshing crisp delicious Taste of a pepsicola then I'm guilty as charged yes even I ID only the Exemplar must the superiority of PepsiCo carbonated soft drinks greater than even the sweetest fruits of our pleasure Gardens are they advertising to us my Lord I'm breaking the door down oh uh no you wouldn't want to come in here are we um cranking our Gres isn't that right sideon yes masturbating intensely oh there's ejaculate everywhere what the hell is this God that's dis disgusting what what let me see I'm going to level with you men The Emperor's Children are broke as it turns out spending more time throwing drug fueled GRS cranking parties and conquering planets isn't a sustainable business model we desperately needed advertisers and it was between Pepsi and World of Warships and I think I speak for all of us when I say I made the right choice oh definitely certainly did men this is a disgrace we cannot allow our Lord to debase himself like this let's go out there and raise some funds [Music] yeah amateurs

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Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 20 2023