Freddy's Baby Comes Home in VRCHAT

[Music] foreign this is our house you like your little outfit too oh oh UPS up she wants him oh oh give me a hug oh okay come on you have to go meet your frontal Uncle Freddie fun time I I guess you know it's amazing how you can walk and run this quickly doctor said that you're a little genius oh yeah those are Funtime Freddy's little uh kinetic balls they just float up if he throws them in the air baby oh hi there you touching my my balls don't touch my balls be careful oh one time ready one time remember one time you know that you have to learn to share right no these are mine not fair oh you want this you're gonna have to use magic she doesn't we don't even know if she has magic oh well then she can't play with them then I'm just kidding you want the silver or the gold one oh I think she wants the one that's similar to her color although as she gets older apparently she's going to be turning more yellow later in life oh I was gonna say Freddy she kind of looks like me no no no no not mine all the uh chicas are born with white feathers but as they grow older they become different colors unless you're Glam Rock chica then then you just stay white oh so Grandma check us out I know I get maybe actually I never considered that oh and I guess Funtime chica too right oh yeah just white and oh you found one of the books you're too young to be real oh hey hey all right all right all right again do it again you're definitely got your mother's violent tendencies that's for sure my turn wait what no oh so I couldn't be here with us right now the doctor said that they wanted to give her a few more checkups before they could release from the hospital who should be here tonight oh you want some UPS oh why is she not speaking because she's a baby she doesn't know how to talk yet oh she wants a hug what the hug but you're so far down she's too far approached down but at least okay ready baby hugs are the best I know it's like warm and cuddly and makes my soul so happy well come up come on we still got more of the house to show do we put baby gates around the beach oh probably you know what bibbity Boppity there's an invisible baby gate for the pool and ocean for you oh I was gonna throw her into the bullet see if she could sweat oh you know what what is it bippity boppity add fun time to that list oh fine no baby throwing into a pool I'm sorry you said I had no responsibility so doesn't mean you can hurt the kid I turn in the child yes all right the stairs might be a little much for you so let's take the elevator oh you just hit hit the button like this ready I believe your child is stuck down there oh okay we'll have to take the stairs come on don't worry when you get tall when you get older you'll be able to reach the button as you say your Dad's getting a little too chunky so I should probably be taking the stairs more oh so you could say you're chunky but when I say it everyone loses their mind because you're chunkier than me I am wait I'm a chunker where did she go I believe she went towards my bedroom oh no well I left a lot of bad things oh Friday you've lost the baby already wait wait no oh that's not water to play with that's especially not water to play with that's the the thing that's the toilet that was that that's where I washed my hands and this is the toilet who's the opposite well why would it be such full of water then oh my God no wonder the maid quit we had the bait for local day oh it's also very convenient because if you're thirsty in the night you just put your face in there no you do not do not listen to no do not French Francine protein do not do not okay let's let's go let's go there is a reason you're not the Godfather I don't want to be a God no okay follow me Francine that's good she's holding the invisible phone oh no that's uh that's just an invisible phone yes hello hello she wants to poop your nose uh let her poop it let her poop it all right all right poops out unfortunately I don't think you're gonna get the honk nose because I don't because you don't have a nose like me but oh Fred yeah don't say that don't destroy their dream so early maybe oh she wants to see if you have one poopy noise do you not I don't see no pooping cause apparently I'm not a Freddy I guess that is trademark Freddy Fazbear anyway if you follow me we're gonna show you your room we're gonna be turning this room into your room this was a my old exercise room hardly used and I I don't oh she's gonna become an Olympic gold medalist in no time here pick this one up don't okay we you can hardly lift that I'm pretty sure she can't lift that oh my god what the how was she doing that oh I'm I'm scared how are you so strong how is your child oh okay that is not a playful item it's a rattler hold on I need to see I need to see hold on who oh yup this is full weight I thought I gave her the fake one because this one's just all fake no that's a real one it makes me feel good about myself so now she's got super straight that's very scary yeah I'm curious on what else you inherited I mean to be fair that might be chica's strength because if you think about it do you remember when she couldn't get into that pickle drawing just ripped off the top half of it that was not my job after it there really wasn't your mommy is a very scary woman young lady and one day you're gonna be strong and independent like her another way of the plunger we'll teach you oh she spoke wait a minute yeah that's just noise that babies make what are words then if not noise yes baby noises are not words though oh no look at the time time for bed you want food all right Funtime Freddy can you go crap can you go grab some uh some of the baby food from downstairs while I get her into bird oh Freddy this is don't go to the milk store Freddy what I'm talking no fun time uh-huh you made the baby cry fun time I mean in the cabinet downstairs I have a jar of baby food in there oh you want the icky pooey Mushy Mushy peas and carrot stuff did you did you eat some of it no baby a little you record one you're curious weren't you it was delicious okay it's very convenient it's already mushed and squished up for you all you gotta do is slap it up like a smoothie Francine don't do not ever emulate him I'll go get the food now [Music] you feeling tired all right come on as soon as you wake up from your nap I'll feed you all you want okay which for you honestly the fact you're chica yeah that's that's gonna be a lot actually all right this is gonna be your bed for now we're gonna be getting you the proper crib soon I wanted to go to sleep [Music] I know I know buddy I got the food stop yelling she just went to sleep oh are you sure she doesn't want any no I'm sure she'll either when she wakes up I know she's just had a long day so she need to sleep so come on oh go downstairs should I go to the food oh okay yes sir I already have to baby monitor setup so I'll know when she wakes up you can monitor their babies it's a set of equipment but yes man it feels just like yesterday where you just moved into my house and we started a YouTube channel right and now look at us I have a kid you I have a girlfriend and no Bonbon it feels like you treated Bonbon for the girlfriend Baba left me though was it yesterday when we started the channel no if I said it feels like yesterday like it feels like no time has passed oh you're right it does I miss my butt though he'll be back he's such a visit Sunday I don't care I'm gonna go out to the pool wait yes oh wait no there's still that visible way yeah I remember that little wall I put you up so make sure you didn't throw that Francine uh why don't you eat first and I'll figure out how to undo that spell I'll figure that out eventually yup [Music] [Music]

Channel: Freddy and Funtime Freddy Show

Views: 117,922

Keywords: Freddy, Five nights at freddy's, freddy fazbear, freddy fazbear reacts, funtime freddy, security breach, glamrock freddy, fnaf security breach

Id: PxgNo3R47xw

Length: 9min 25sec (565 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 23 2023